Cthulhu's special skill of smashing elves

Lex is quite serious when there is someone around, but when there is no one, Loki always feels that this person has no bones at all!

Stick丨What do you do when you stick to yourself?Loki is a clean freak, he doesn't like Lex's touch, not to mention he already has Thranduil.

"Please respect yourself, Mr. Lex. I am a family man. Although you take good care of me, I already have a lover. You will make others misunderstand, no, you have already misunderstood me. "Locky looked at Lex coldly and said.

If possible, he really wants to have a good relationship with Lex, but now he feels that a good relationship is definitely not the kind of friend, so he simply doesn't do it. If the other party thinks badly, it will be troublesome, but the other party wants badly in the first place .....

It's not that Loki can't do the thing of stepping on two boats with one foot, but now he has to be responsible for his children and himself. As for Thranduil, he has nothing to do. It's good that he didn't settle accounts with the other party. up.

This Lex is not easy to deal with at first glance, if it sticks, it will definitely not be able to get rid of, and Loki will definitely not make trouble for himself.

He left the dense forest and came to a strange place. Although there was a discrepancy with Loki's plan, he still escaped, but Loki couldn't be happy because he was imprisoned. He hated this feeling very much. In control, Loki felt very uneasy.

And here Lex doesn't care about Loki's attitude. Compared with the ones he met before, Loki's attitude is really good, it's very good, and even angry is very moving.

"Honey, I'm hard."

Loki rolled his eyes, these words are really very familiar, is he a relative of Thranduil?

"Stop making trouble, you won't be hard."

"Hey, that's not necessarily true. Baby, do you want to try it? We vampires can really make people pregnant. It's recorded in the book. If you don't believe me, I'll show you when I go back to Volturi."

"hungry."

“…”

This behavior of changing the subject is really blunt!

But Lex is really a wife 丨 slave, and he prepared without any complaints. During the preparation, Lex took out a pen and paper and planned to write a letter to Luo. In fact, it would be faster to call or send a message. , but Lord Arrow didn’t like it, so Lex still decided to write a letter, but it’s better than going there himself. When falling asleep, there is no delay in this way.

"It's still egg noodles. You should eat it, right? It's one of the dishes I got... I don't think you may like the others. I'm sorry, I have to find one quickly Humans took care of it."

Although Lex has lived for a long time, he seldom cooks and eats by himself. He knows a lot, but there are really not many that look good and can be eaten. Very few, such as egg noodles is one of them.

I was very hungry that day. Rocky thought the egg noodles were quite delicious. Today was better than last time. Rocky felt that the egg noodles seemed to be a lot lighter, but he didn’t have to make them himself. It didn’t seem too picky. Okay, so Loki just ate silently and didn't answer.

Seeing that Loki finished eating the noodles and eggs, Lex was still very happy, but a little frustrated. It might be better if he also has a sense of taste, so that he can know whether the food tastes like Loki.

"It's a pity, I can't taste it, and I don't know how it tastes, whether you like it or not."

Although Lex was smiling, Loki could see the loneliness on his face. This expression was so familiar, because he used to do it often. He looked happy but was sad in his heart, but no one understood.

To comfort or not to comfort?

"It's delicious, look, I've finished it!" Loki pointed to the empty noodle bowl and said sincerely.

It's not that Loki can comfort him, but he just thought of himself. If someone could see his unhappiness and comfort him at the beginning, maybe his path in the previous life might be different, but unfortunately there is no such thing.

"Really? Does this count as comforting me? Heh..."

Although the content of this comfort was much higher than that of sincerity, it did please Lex, and more than half of his bad mood disappeared at once.

This person is indeed interesting, much better than those who are full of lies but disgusting, at least he explained everything with facts, isn't the empty bowl proof?

Loki put down the bowl and looked at Lex and said seriously: "Actually, it's more fulfilling to see the people who eat it than to not taste it, is it?"

Lex looked at Loki and thought about it carefully, it seems that this is indeed the case.

"That's right, if you eat it, it means I eat it. If you don't have a sense of taste, you don't have it! It's not a big deal."

"I didn't mean to comfort you, so you don't have to thank me, I'm going to take a shower." After speaking, Loki left without looking back.

"..."

Lex's temper tantrums in the past were absolutely unbearable, but today he endured it, and he himself felt amazing.

Forget it, what do you care about with a pregnant woman?Hearing Carlisle say that pregnant women are moody, and besides, these are also interesting, Lex thinks it is still acceptable.

"Who?"

Concentrated, Lex found someone approaching, a familiar feeling but he couldn't remember who it was.

"Lord Lex."

The visitor took off his black robe and saluted Lex.

"Jane? Is it Jane?"

Jane nodded and said expressionlessly: "Master A Luo asked me to come over and have a look. By the way, do you need any help?"

"Hey, this saves me a lot of time. I didn't want to leave my baby for too long. What if he misses me, don't you think?"

Jane didn't answer but just stood and looked at Lex, she was used to the narcissistic behavior of the man in front of her, and Master A Luo said, as long as he can do whatever he wants within the controllable range.

It's just a woman without the power to restrain a chicken, so there's nothing to worry about.

"I need a cook and a nurse who knows how to take care of a pregnant woman."

"It's no problem. I'll report to Master A Luo when I get back. What about the others?"

"Hmm..." Lex thought for a while and said, "There's nothing else, I'll take care of it myself, thank you for running once."

"It's nothing, it's me..."

Before Jane finished speaking, she saw Loki coming out wrapped in a bathrobe.

"..."

Jane thought she was wrong, and there was a hint of doubt on her expressionless face.

Loki also saw the little girl standing opposite Lex. Although she was a little girl, she might not be much younger than him.

After just a few glances at Loki, he stopped paying attention. The other party's blood-red eyes reminded him of the fact that the other party drank human blood. If he was not careful, he might be buried in the other party's hands. .

"Will you continue to sleep?"

Loki nodded before thinking about how to escape, Loki decided to take a good rest.

"Then go, I will accompany you later."

Loki ignored Lex and went straight upstairs.

"You didn't say that the pregnant woman was a man, Lord Lex!"

Back then, Master Lex and Lord Arrow reported that he had found a new collection. The other party was a pregnant woman. Arrow had no opinion on this, because he knew that Lex had never been reliable, and it was not surprising that he fell in love with anyone, just a man Jane really didn't expect to be pregnant or something.

"Do you think Ah Luo will be interested in him?" Lex asked while sitting lazily on the sofa looking at Jane with a half-smile.

The topic changed too quickly, and Jane said she couldn't accept it, but she quickly recovered and replied seriously: "It should be, you know that Mr. Luo is always interested in novelty."

Lex seemed to know what Jane was going to say and didn't seem particularly interested in the answer.

"There is a special magic in him that makes me unable to let him go. He must be very suitable for Volturi, believe me."

Although Lex is very unreliable, his intuition is very accurate. Aro also agrees with this, so Jane also thinks so.

"I'll go back right now." After speaking, Jane disappeared with a whoosh.

.....

"Is that man really pregnant?" Bella looked at Edward curiously.

Although Edward thought it was strange for a man to be pregnant, it was true, so he nodded.

"It's amazing. Can vampires impregnate men? What a magical race." Bella thought for a while after finishing speaking.

"That child doesn't belong to Lex, and I don't know who it is."

Edward can hear what other people are thinking, so he naturally knows that the child is not Lex's. As for the pregnant man, Edward can't hear what he is thinking, just like when he met Bella, everything is blank. It made Edward very confused. There are other people in this world besides Bella.

Bella didn't hear what Edward said. What she was thinking was that if vampires can make people pregnant, does it mean that she and Edward will have children in the future?In this case, even if she becomes a vampire in the future, she will have no regrets.

"Edward, are you turning me into a vampire too?"

"No, it's impossible!" Edward rejected Bella's request. In his opinion, if possible, he hoped that Bella would always be a human being, not a demon like him.

"But, in this case, I can't be with you forever."

"Our hearts are always together, dear Bella." After speaking, Edward took Bella into his arms.

Bella actually didn't quite understand why Edward rejected her. Although she was a little angry, she also knew that she would be rejected if she mentioned it again, so she simply skipped the topic.

"You said that Lex likes to collect beauties, why did he collect a man this time? Could it be that he is..."

"Not sure, I only know that he likes beautiful things, no matter what they are, but those things don't last long, maybe he will get tired of them after a while, maybe he will let people go."

Lex's character is known to the entire vampire clan, so Edward felt that this collection might not last long.

"Will he really let people go? Or..."

"Some were let go, some were..." Edward fell silent and did not continue. Bella glanced at Edward's serious expression and quickly understood the meaning of what the other party had left behind.

If this is the case, then that man is too pitiful. The baby has no mother since he was a child. Bella thought about it, maybe she should meet this man when she has time.

.....

"Has the Elf King fainted again?"

Midi went back to get the medicine and went back to the Elf King's tent to ask the guards.

The guard nodded and asked worriedly: "I don't know how long I will sleep this time, and what will happen when I wake up. The condition of the Elf King is very bad."

As for why it was bad, the guard couldn't tell.

Mi Di was also a little worried, but he felt a little powerless. He always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell.

What's wrong with it?

Midie thought about it and couldn't think of anything.

Bacon ran out of the tent suddenly and saw Midi Lima grab him and said, "The Elf King is not good! Come and see!"

After being told by Bacon, Midi didn't think about anything, and rushed in directly.

Midi was taken aback when he entered, the Elf King... turned out to be purple all over...

"How did that happen!"

Midi seemed a little flustered. He hadn't served as a leader before. This time, he and his master made a promise that he would be able to complete the task, so Reno left with confidence. He didn't expect that such a problem would occur just after Li Nuo left. Midi He felt that he was so incompetent, how could he forget such an important thing!

"Is it poisoned! Didn't Tariel say that the Elf King was poisoned?" Bacon said.

Mi Di patted his head and he finally understood that something was wrong, this is it!

The Elf King was once poisoned, and he had to be detoxified by Loki, but now...

"Could it be poisonous..."

Mi Di didn't dare to say any more, the consequences would be very serious, okay?

"Don't worry, didn't you say to leave a prescription for detoxification? Go and see if there is any way." Bacon thought for a while.

Midi said in frustration: "Is there any way, the antidote is Lord Loki, but the Lord is not here..."

The author has something to say: Thranduil: You heartless people!How can I watch my daughter-in-law being chased by others and still praise her loudly?

Lex: It means I'm popular!Come on, daughter-in-law, come into my arms, it's dangerous over there

Thranduil: Fuck you!That's my daughter-in-law!

Lex: You're leaving!

Then the two got into a fight....

Rocky watched the two idiots fight indifferently, then took Xiao Yezi's hand and said: Come on, Nana will buy you delicious food, ignore them!