There are no women in this world

Gu Yan went crazy for two and a half days in Lanyue Mountain Villa, and his heart was playing wild. On the last night, the young masters of the Li family gave him an idea, asking him to act like a baby with Li Shanlan when he went back, and begged to stay another day.

Gu Yan was a little moved. Before entering the courtyard, he even thought out the routine. Acting like a baby is not enough to seduce, after all, he can eat people with a short mouth.

As a result, as soon as he entered the room, he didn't see his boyfriend waiting for him in the living room, but saw two of Li's personal doctors there. Gu Yan's heart trembled, and he rushed upstairs in three steps.

In the bedroom, Li Shanlan was lying on the bed hanging water, saw Gu Yan blushing at the door, and raised her hand to call him over.

"It's just a common cold, don't be afraid." Li Shanlan patted his back lightly with the hand without needles.

Gu Yan's lips moved and he didn't speak, his eyes were fixed on the back of Li Shanlan's hand where the needle was inserted. He didn't listen to the doctor's comforting words for a long time.

He blamed himself, Li Shanlan felt unwell yesterday, but he only thought about going out to play with others, and got drunk at night before coming back, unexpectedly didn't notice Li Shanlan's strangeness at all, and Li Shanlan didn't want to sweep him away I didn't tell him, I just took some medicine, but I didn't expect to have a fever this afternoon.

Gu Yan lay on the bed with her mouth pursed, one arm tightly around Li Shanlan's waist.

Li Shanlan had just receded from the fever and regained some energy, so she teased him, "Why don't you talk anymore? Those who didn't know thought you were sick"

"Why are you sick?" Gu Yan asked in a low voice after a while.

Li Shanlan couldn't laugh or cry: "I'm not a robot, how can I not get sick?"

Gu Yan didn't smile, but lowered his head and said, "I think I'm a white-eyed wolf, you put me first in everything, but I can't even see that you are sick."

Li Shanlan smiled, "Then you will treat me better in the future?"

Unexpectedly, Gu Yan looked up at him very seriously and said: "I will definitely treat you well in the future, this time it is my fault."

Gu Yan kept his word, and Li Shanlan stayed in Lanyue Villa for two days because of illness, and Li Shanlan stayed in Lanyue Villa for two days. Gu Yan was always by his side to take care of him, feeding water and feeding him.

Usually Li Shanlan dotes on him and likes to feed him with his own hands. Everyone has no objection, but it is not the case when Gu Yan feeds Li Shanlan. Li Shanlan felt a little embarrassed.

Gu Yan helped him to blow the porridge and said nonchalantly: "Why are you so embarrassed? You are so much older than me, so I will serve you when you get old?" After thinking about it, he added, "Including peeing in the toilet "

Li Shanlan looked at him helplessly, but didn't take the spoonful of porridge he handed over, "Yanyan..."

"Ah, okay, don't talk about this during meal time, what I mean is that you have to get used to it in advance, as long as you understand it"

Li Shanlan shook his head dumbfounded, and changed the subject, "Why haven't I seen you playing Weibo in the past two days? I used to check my phone whenever I had time."

As soon as Gu Yan mentioned this, he felt depressed, curled his lips and said: "I dare not play these two days, and the only remaining vest has been stripped in half, and I am almost running naked."

"how?"

Gu Yan put down the empty porridge bowl, wiped Li Shanlan's mouth with a napkin, and kissed the corner of his mouth before saying angrily, "I drank a little too much when I went out to drink with them the night before yesterday, and after sobering up yesterday morning, I I found out that I actually paid attention to each other with Li Yingtan and Li Xingwei, and then all the young masters of your family followed me, "

Li Shanlian smiled and said, "Then the netizens guessed it now?"

"Now everyone guesses that I am the young master of your Li family, but this morning I found out that two young masters surnamed An have also followed me. I think I may have to change ID again." Gu Yan said here unhappily Pouted, "Why do you think those young masters surnamed An are such thieves?"

Li Shanlan nodded, "It's true that it will be exposed soon, but" Li Shanlan changed the subject and continued, "I don't think it is necessary to change the ID, I just want to admit it generously."

"Admit it?" Gu Yan was taken aback.

"Well, admit it"

Gu Yan's eyes lit up. He and Li Shanlan were two of them, one was highly skilled and the other was bold. After muttering for a while, they forgot about the association's strict ban on Asians.

In fact, Li Shanlan had thought about it a long time ago. The appearance he made on a whim just now was just to make Gu Yan happy. He never planned to let Gu Yan hide at home so secretly in the future. It can be seen that instead of suddenly appearing in the public a few years later, it is better to let everyone gradually adapt to his appearance from the Internet earlier.

Gu Yan was very happy, he could finally be a "real name" internet celebrity, he remembered that a few days ago he suddenly wanted to join his official fan support group, to see what it looked like inside, but he didn't know what was inside The hierarchy was strict, and because he couldn't provide a verified Weibo ID, he was thrown into a cold palace group where his parents didn't love him, and he complained with everyone in the group about the injustice of the chairman every day.

Before going to bed at night, when Gu Yan wiped Li Shanlan's body, he couldn't help but feel a little flattered. Li Shanlan raised his eyebrows and didn't move, such good things don't happen often.

Sure enough, Gu Yan's way of wiping his body became more and more "unserious", and his eyes became more and more lingering, and finally he lay on Li Shanlan's body and giggled, "You don't pretend, you know what I want to do"

Li Shanlan was still serious: "But I'm sick and have no energy"

Gu Yan rolled his eyes at him, rubbed the hard object on the side of his thigh that had already swelled up and said contemptuously: "You said no, but your body is very honest, brother~"

Li Shanlan almost failed when he called his brother, but he was still unmoved and did not speak. He still stared at Gu Yan, but there was a hint of encouragement and anticipation in his eyes.

Gu Yan pouted and hummed, "Well, for the sake of being sick tonight"

It was a bit difficult for the two of them. The Li family didn't know that they would live in Lanyue Villa for so many days, so they didn't prepare so many things for them. Gu Yan, who suffered a loss last time, had a psychological shadow. He also refused to use his mouth to make it out for him. After his mouth became sore, he stuffed Li Shanlan with a bottle of lotion.

……

Gu Yanqi, who was sweating profusely, sat on Li Shanlan's body and panted heavily. Li Shanlan pulled out distressedly, stretched out his arms to hug him and let him lie on top of him, stroking his sweat-soaked back.

"Why are you disobedient, huh?"

"It's okay, I should be safe these few days, and..." Gu Yan whispered in Li Shanlan's ear: "I know you have wanted to do this for a long time"

Li Shanlan kissed him with a smile, turned over and pressed him under her body, "Do it again".

Gu Yan bent her eyes and put her two tender legs on Li Shanlan's strong waist, slightly raised her head to beg for a kiss.

This weekend is Christmas and Gu Yan's birthday.

Gu Yan, who had been silent on Weibo for several days, posted a new blog at twelve o'clock in the morning.

"Happy 20th Birthday"

The accompanying picture is a photo. In the photo, Gu Yan tilted his head and smiled sweetly, holding a small cake with colored number candles "20" in both hands.

The avatar has also been added with a V, and the authentication content is only two words, Gu Yan.

Gu Yan chose this time to post on purpose, he thought that there would be fewer people in the middle of the night.

Li Shanlan was half leaning on the bed, watching Gu Yanhe and the three brothers of the Song family sitting cross-legged on the carpet in the bedroom, staring at the computer and screaming "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

After a while, Gu Yan came to Li Shanlan with a laptop in his hand to show him, "Crazy! Look at it! It's only been 10,000+ retweets in just a short while. Don't you all sleep?"

Li Shanlan smiled and said: "They don't sleep, I'm going to sleep, you are not allowed to quarrel in my room"

Gu Yan shrank his neck and hurriedly led the three of them out, Li Shanlan shouted from behind: "Just play for another hour, Song Liu, look at him"

He took off his vest voluntarily, but Gu Yan only yelled "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

The first crazy ones are the fans who have been following Gu Yan's Weibo. These days, everyone has already confirmed that he is the young master of the Li family. If they can't sleep in the middle of the night, they just scroll through Weibo. Who knows that Gu Yan's ID is "three horizontal two "Fire" really changed the blog. When I saw "Happy Birthday", I was excited. I just wanted to wish my husband a happy birthday on Weibo, but when I clicked on the big picture, I was confused. I looked back at the Weibo certification. It exploded.

The person who has been calling her husband to beg for support and fuck on Gu Yan's Weibo before can't wait to commit suicide by ID immediately, and then give herself a few big mouths!Is there anything more embarrassing in this world than a big man going to a sub-human to ask for support?I can't bear it even if I'm joking, so I hurriedly deleted the comment overnight with tears in my eyes.

The celebrities and big Vs who had been followed by Gu Yan before were also very excited. They reposted incoherently to express their gratitude. One of them had a more eccentric personality and even posted a blog about performing streaking. He received hundreds of thousands of likes and was severely punished by the Internet police. It stopped after a warning and an appointment for tea.

Everyone never expected that Gu Yan would be able to open Weibo. In their minds, the Asian man is an illusory "thing". They have heard of it and know that he exists, but they have no illusions that they can have any contact with him. Due to the particularity of Gu Yan's "half-way monkhood", they have already had enough of their addiction, holding Gu Yan's photo to YY every day, but they don't dare to think about it anymore.

Gu Yan obediently listened to Li Shanlan's instructions, and went to bed an hour later, but the netizens got up excitedly. Who can sleep at this time, hurry up and get up HIGH!

The next morning, Gu Yan held his mobile phone under the covers and laughed. Li Shanlan came out of the bathroom and asked him while changing his clothes: "Are you awake? What's so funny?"

Gu Yan quickly retracted her head into the bed and said it was okay, but did not dare to tell the truth to Li Shanlan.

He laughed because the style of pictures on his Weibo has changed too quickly. Before, a group of men hooked up with him, asked his husband to beg for support every day, and there were not a few who talked coquettishly, but now they delete comments one after another, and Changing his name to his wife, his pampering almost overflowed the screen, and he still had goose bumps all over his body under the warm blanket.

After waking up, he found that Zhao Chu and Fat Uncle worked together to help him prepare a birthday breakfast, which filled the entire table. Gu Yan opened his mouth wide, "My God, how can I finish this?"

Li Shanlan smiled and winked at Luo Li, Luo Li understood instantly, and hurried back to the security team to call those foodies over, today's meal must not be missed, it's almost as good as dragon liver and phoenix , he wanted to steal food in the kitchen in the morning, but Chef Zhao knocked him out with a rolling pin...

Before Luo Li called someone back, Gu Yan hurriedly took two pictures with his mobile phone, and after the pictures were repaired, they were posted on Weibo.

“Breakfast for my birthday”

Gu Yan was flipping through the comments while grabbing food with those foodies.

"Wife!! Husband is having breakfast too, I'll be with you! [Rose] [Rose]"

"Oh, my wife's breakfast is so beautiful! [Heart]"

"Daughter-in-law, eat more. If we don't learn from them to lose weight and gain some weight, my husband won't think you are fat, will you! 【Kiss】"

"Seeing that my wife eats so well, I feel relieved"

"Happy birthday wife! Husband loves you forever~~~~ [Bi Xin]"

"Who open mouthed daughters-in-law and shut up wives, can you show some face? Who was begging for fuck under the house a few days ago? Hehe"

Gu Yan laughed and showed the phone to the security team. Song Liu smiled and said: "I played games all night last night, and our server is also very lively. Almost all the people on the server have applied to join our guild. Several qualified elders got stuck and crashed several times.”

"and after?"

"Later, the whole server was paralyzed, because there were too many new IDs applying for this game, and they all came here for our Yujian Jiutian"

Gu Yan was stunned for a while and said: "That's really embarrassing, and we should have notified the gang leader in advance, at least let him be on guard."

Song Qi curled her lips indifferently, "He's happy. Now an ID in our server can sell for a lot of money. If the ID is in our guild, it will be even more valuable. He is the leader of the guild..." Song Qi shook his head. Did not go on.

Gu Yan nodded in understanding.

At this time, Song Liu pressed a few times on the phone and handed it to Gu Yan. Gu Yan wiped his hands and took it over to have a look.

"Damn! A profiteer!" Gu Yan couldn't help but sighed with his eyes wide open.

It turns out that the official Weibo of this game has officially released a notice. Starting from 4:[-] in the morning, even the registration ID will be charged...

Song Liu shrugged his shoulders and said, "So, Young Master Gu, you don't have to feel embarrassed. Those who are affected are making a lot of money, and everyone is happy."