There are no women in this world

In the evening, Gu Yan got up from his chair and went to the living room when he heard the sound of his dad opening the anti-theft door.

Gu Xiaoba was wearing well-proportioned trousers and a white shirt and was changing slippers at the entrance, with a handful of vegetables and a piece of meat in his hand. Gu Yan hurried to get the bag and put it in the kitchen.

"Oops! My Yan Yan has good eyesight, what is this?" Papa Gu teased him.

"..." I just don't know you well, please be polite...Which one of the past could let Eldest Young Master Gu come to the living room to greet you in person?Are parents and sisters all around him? ==

"Your dad just called and said that he is now starting his return journey from City C, and he will be home the day after tomorrow." Gu Xiaoba said to Gu Yan while entering the room to change his home clothes.

"Oh, I see"

Gu Yan didn't dare to say anything more. His dad seemed to have set up a small convoy of his own to do fruit logistics back and forth between his current city L and the southern city C. His dad should be an accountant of a big company.

City L is a third-tier city in the north, but its location is close to the imperial capital, so its economic development is not bad.

Gu Xiaoba was looking for an apron in the kitchen in home clothes, and he was obviously surprised when he saw the dishes and chopsticks in the sink and the clean dining table.

"Why are you collecting these? Why do you like to work after falling into the water?"

"..." Gu Yan's heart trembled, he will not be polite anymore...

"Little dad, look at my eyes." Gu Yan pretended to be calm and stood in front of Gu Xiaoba with his face up for him to see.

Um?Gu Xiaopa took a closer look at Gu Yan's eyes, "This time the double eyelids are very good, they look good! Son."

"..." Gu Yan was speechless, "Look carefully, it wasn't posted!"

"Oh? It's really not true, Yanyan" Gu Xiaopa carefully touched his eyelids with his fingertips

"When I wake up, I have double eyelids. I have a junior high school classmate who also has inner double eyelids and then outer double eyelids after sleeping."

"I heard that there are people like this, and I also heard that there are people who only change one eye, and finally the big and small eyes." Gu Xiaopa laughed loudly, "Son, you are more handsome now, and your double eyelids are more beautiful."

"Hey" Gu Yan smiled a little guilty, but fortunately this pass

"But don't wear colored contact lenses when you are at home. You always wear colored contact lenses that are not good for your eyes. Take them off and wash your eyes with eyewash."

"..."

Gu Yan didn't think about how to pick it up, so he didn't speak, and went back to his room.

Flicking the slippers, he lay on his back on the bed and sighed. He didn't plan to turn on the computer to check the information today. He already knew a lot. Now he needs time to slowly digest the information...

As expected, the dinner was the lion's head that he promised to make for him in the morning. Gu Yan had to admit that the taste of the original owner and him was very similar. Gu Xiaopa's dishes should all be according to the original owner's taste. Gu Yan ate very well. fluently.

In the middle of dinner, Gu Yan's elder dad called, Gu Xiao dad said a few words and asked Gu Yan to answer the phone.

"Hey, Dad~"

"Hey! Son, do you still feel uncomfortable?" The Gu family's father's thick voice came from the phone, which matched the image in the photo.

"No, everything is fine, daddy said you will be home the day after tomorrow?" Gu Yan asked.

"Go home the day after tomorrow, my son will have a good rest at home tomorrow, and wait for Dad to go back and buy a computer with you"

"Why buy a computer?" Gu Yan couldn't help asking

"Didn't you say that if you are admitted to a good university, you need to replace it with a new high-end computer? Daddy will not break his promise."

"Ah...hehe, Daddy, please be careful, I'll wait for you to come back the day after tomorrow."

"Okay! Son, give your little dad the phone"

After Gu Yan handed the phone to the little dad, he heard the little dad say a few words over there, I will tell him something, and then hung up.

Then Gu Yan looked at his little dad with a slightly serious face and said, "Yanyan, although you are impatient to listen to this, but the dads are really scared this time, listen to the little dad and talk to you carefully." once"

"Say...what are you talking about?" Gu Yan was a little nervous.

"When you were a child, the most famous fortune teller in our L city said that you would have a flood when you were 18 years old. You never believed it. Do you see if it came true this time? Although superstition is wrong." Gu Xiaoba choked up a little when he said this, "But dads are scared, what's going to happen to you this time, how do you let dads live?"

Gu Yan looked at the tall man in front of him and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, feeling quite uncomfortable.

"Daddy, do you think I'm okay? You...don't cry"

"It's okay this time, what about next time? Yanyan, you must listen to my little dad. In the future, stay away from rivers, lakes, seas, etc. when you go out, and don't play in the water world. It's fun." There are too many things, why go to play in the water? The water is against you, do you hear me?"

Seeing Papa Gu's earnest persuasion, Gu Yan dared to say no, and quickly nodded in agreement like a chicken pecking at rice, "Got it, Papa, from now on I will walk around the ditch whenever I see it."

"Pfft" Gu Xiaoba was amused by Gu Yan, "Don't be poor! You are a dead boy, this time you scared your father out of your soul." He gave Gu Yan a brain chestnut

"Hey!" Gu Yan covered his head with one hand and laughed dryly.

After dinner in the evening, Gu Yan accompanied his little dad to watch TV dramas in the living room. If Gu Yan's parents saw him like this, their jaws would drop in shock.

It was a romantic drama on TV, Gu Xiaopa watched it with gusto, and Gu Yan sitting next to him cross-legged on the sofa watched it more intently, with his mouth open and his eyes fixed, the apple in his hand was slightly forgotten because he forgot the owner. Oxidation turns yellow.

In the past, Gu Yan never had time to watch TV with his mother and sister, let alone any romantic dramas. It was a family rule to watch a New Year's party with him every year.

In fact, Gu Yan couldn't be more involved, he was dumbfounded...

The TV is full of male creatures, cuddling each other, swearing each other, flirting, and some of the male actors playing demihumans are sincere and hot-eyed, and sometimes they are delicate and beautiful. Gu Yan thinks he can accept it. The strong man beat his chest with his small fists, he didn't adapt well...

"Why are you so honest today? Are you willing to watch Korean dramas with me?" Papa Gu felt strange when he saw half of it, so he asked him.

"Well... I'm going to the Imperial Capital to go to college soon, do you want to spend more time with you~"

Gu Xiaopa was so happy when he heard this, he pinched Gu Yan's nose, "I'll still act like a baby"

Gu Yan knew that Gu's dad must also adopt this trick. He himself grew up in a pile of 4 sisters' fat and powdered children. The trick of acting like a baby is really good at it, and it is easy to deal with middle-aged and elderly people. .

"Daddy, don't you think the cast of this drama is not well chosen?" Gu Yan cautiously probed.

"Well, what's wrong?"

"It's just... those demihumans are a bit rough and ugly."

"Haha" Gu Xiaopa laughed out loud, "How much investment do you need to find so many good-looking actors? This show is already pretty good, look at that Xiaoling and that Fang Jin are pretty good-looking, and the acting is also good, How similar!"

"..." Whichever world you are in, you must pay attention to idols who can't attack fans at will.

Seeing that Gu Yan curled his lips and said nothing, Gu Xiaoba looked at him sideways and said, "Do you think that people who look as good-looking as you are all over the street? How much virtue did your little dad accumulate in his previous life to have such a beautiful son, hmph"

"..."

"Hey, dad, let me ask you a question, hehe"

"what is the problem"

"How did you fall in love with Daddy?"

"Tch! I wonder why, you are so naughty." Gu Xiaobai rolled his eyes at him, "The two of us were not in free love back then, but were introduced by a mutual friend. It was your Uncle Li Heng, who is your father. College classmate, also my brother’s junior high school classmate”

"Oh...then why do you like my dad?" Gu Yan asked again.

"Well... your dad didn't gain weight when he was young, he was good-looking, he was quite honest, and he was very capable, and then hehe" Gu Xiaopa seemed to think of something funny and continued, "At that time, he liked me more , after we had a meal once, he would always pick me up from get off work at my company to watch a movie or something.”

"that's it?"

"Ah! Isn't that the case? Do you think it's as exciting as TV dramas?"

"..." Then why are you a little dad?And he is the big daddy?Gu Yan actually wanted to know this, but he didn't dare to ask.

"Little dad, if, I mean, if there is a sub-person willing to marry you, would you still choose big dad?"

"..." This time it was Gu Xiaopa's turn to be speechless, looking at Gu Yan who was earnestly begging for information like a fool.

Seeing that Gu Yan felt a little guilty, he hurriedly said, "You and Daddy have such a good relationship, of course it is..."

"Demi-human, of course it's sub-human! 1 of your daddy won't do."

"..." Gu Yan couldn't react to the interruption, and stared blankly at his little dad.

Seeing his stupid look, Gu Xiaopa couldn't help laughing and said, "What's the problem? Why are you so stupid? How can ordinary people like us meet Asians and marry you? Hahahaha"

"I said what if"

"If so, your little dad would rather lose decades of life, and be with the subhumans." Gu Xiaoba said as a matter of course.

Seeing his young dad's upright look, Gu Yan ended the topic in a timely manner.He didn't want to watch this hot-eyed romantic drama anymore, so he used the excuse of going online to go back to his room.

Gu Xiaoba didn't expect his son to accompany him to watch dramas, so he helped Gu Yan cut some fruits and brought them to him before letting him play in his room.

After returning to the room, Gu Yan took a shower, went to bed and started playing with his mobile phone. There are many social accounts on this mobile phone, such as QQ, WeChat, WHATSAPP, Weibo, and even FB, which is banned by QQ.

He opened them one by one and looked at them. QQ was alright. There were a few ordinary classmate groups, and they were not very active. Anyway, there are really few people who play QQ these days. There are a few chat records with foreigners on WAHTSAPP, so I took a look. It should be friends made for practicing English.

Seeing that there were a lot of messages on Weibo, Gu Yan opened the Weibo page, turned to his own Weibo blog post, and Gu Yan was so frightened that he almost fell off the bed.

"Yaoshou!" Gu Yan clutched his fragile heart.

Many of the original owner's Weibo are photos of himself, but they are not ordinary selfies, but cosplay?

Forget about cosplay, Gu Yan saw that his "young self" was painted like a ghost by poor makeup techniques, and he was still scratching his head and making a concave shape, his heart was broken.

What made him even more devastated was that there were still many people who liked, commented and reposted there, especially a photo with the most favorable comments. In that photo, Gu Yan was wearing a Japanese-style yukata with thick blue eyeshadow on his face. And thick black eyeliner, wearing super large-diameter black color contact lenses, red lips as if vomiting blood, lying on the side of the tatami with a serious face, how ridiculous it is.When I clicked on the comments, there were actually more than 1000 positive comments and hundreds of reposts.

Has the taste of men in this world been eaten by dogs? ORZ

Gu Yan quickly flipped through it. Fortunately, this kid has only been playing cosplay for more than half a year, and the total number of fans is less than 3000.Friends who follow each other, there are also many cosplayers in the cosplay circle. Gu Yan opened the Weibo of those cosplayers, and after flipping through a few accounts, he understood why someone gave Gu Yan likes. Almost blinded him, okay?It’s okay to make up ugly, but wouldn’t it be good to cosplay some samurai with the five big and three thick physiques?Why do you want to cosplay subhumans?Play King Kong Barbie? (￢_￢)

In the end, Gu Yan couldn't bear it anymore, and cleared all Weibo...

In the end, he fell asleep with guilt towards the original owner.