There are no women in this world

When Gu Yan returned to the dormitory, he slumped on the chair, moaning and screaming tired.

Yu Yang quickly jumped over to pinch his neck and beat his legs, Lu Wei also frowned in distress and poured him a glass of water from his glass.

After Gu Yan thanked Lu Wei, he straightened his legs, "Go up a little bit, go up a little bit, the more strength you have, the fourth brother, you have a good skill, I will give you a reward later"

Yu Yang wasn't annoyed at all, and while working hard for him, he jokingly said, "Thank you for the reward from the Minister of Future Living."

Gu Yan laughed, teasing Yu Yang with each sentence.

Xiao Juncheng was not used to his temper, so he picked up Yu Yang, then drove Gu Yan into the bathroom to take a shower, and warned him that he had 15 minutes to turn off the lights and stop the hot water, so he could be quick.

Gu Yan pouted slightly and went into the bathroom with her pajamas and underwear in her arms, thinking that she would let Yu Yang squeeze them for him later, he hadn't enjoyed enough just now.

As soon as he returned to the dormitory, he would relax physically and mentally, and he was completely unguarded against these brothers, and accidentally returned to his temperament of the spoiled young master from the previous life.

I took a battle bath before turning off the lights, but the hot water was very powerful, which made Gu Yan very relieved, so he groped in the dark and applied some body lotion before climbing into bed.

After going to bed, he still didn't give up, and said to Yu Yang that his legs were sore, how could Yu Yang not know what he meant?He moved to the side and patted his bed.

Gu Yan giggled, and quickly crawled onto Yuyang's bed, lifted the quilt and got in, then shamelessly put his legs on Yuyang's belly and waited to be served.

Like a little daughter-in-law of Yu Yang, she stretched out her hand and pressed it lightly and heavily, and Gu Yan hummed in comfort.

"Alas," Meng Shikai sighed and said, "If anyone knows that Colonel C is so shameless, he must be very disillusioned."

Gu Yan groaned and said, "You didn't sleep with you when you were a schoolboy in high school, or maybe I would show you a show by picking your feet and nose."

"Stop! I'm just as disillusioned as you are, please leave some good things in my life"

Several people laughed.

Xiao Juncheng asked Gu Yan if it was fun to check the bed?Gu Yan immediately remembered the unhappiness in Pei Nan and Li Moyu's dormitory just now, and quickly told the big guy about it, and when he talked about how he retaliated, he was really happy.

Yu Yang applauded again and again: "Remember him! Take all the points from that stupid B!"

"Hey! My leg is not that stupid, you need to be gentler!" Gu Yan couldn't bear the strength of Yu Yang's hands in the excited mode, and cried out repeatedly.

Yu Yang hurriedly rubbed it back and forth, then laughed and said, "Little Wu'er's legs are so slippery, why are they so long?"

Xiao Juncheng: "I see he puts on body lotion every time he takes a shower, ask him what brand it is"

Gu Yan whispered: "It has nothing to do with that, I am born beautiful"

Several people snorted, but they didn't deny that the skin really couldn't be wiped off with a few bottles of body lotion.

Yu Yang muttered while rubbing: "I'll touch a few more while I can, in case Xiaowu gets married in the future, and the marriage partner is not me, if I touch it again, I will be beaten to death."

Several people laughed at his complaint.

"By the way." Gu Yan cleared his throat and said, "When I was in Li Moyu's dormitory today, I found that Pei Nan and Li Moyu seemed to be in a normal relationship, not as close as we saw from the outside. One is like a resentful husband"

"Oh, it's not ordinary feelings." Yu Yang gloated and said, "It's a breakup!"

ah?What?A few people were still very surprised, didn't they say they got together after school started?It's only been two months, so it's time to divide?

"How?" Gu Yan asked curiously.

"I don't know the specifics, but it's said that they will be divided when they come back from military training. I heard that Li Moyu cried for several nights. Didn't he miss class for two days? It's just that his eyes are swollen."

"Tsk tsk, I thought the two of them were more in love than Jin Jian, dare to talk back to the instructor and cause us to be punished together, hmph"

"Then what kind of love can you have for a dog boy?" Yu Yang sneered: "Pei Nan is just a playboy at first glance, Li Moyu is such a stalking bitch, I guess Pei Nan stayed with him for a while to fulfill his promise "

"Tsk... so it was just for fun." Gu Yan suddenly realized.

"Xiao Wu'er, you don't have to deal with Li Moyu in the future, and don't mess with him." Meng Shikai said suddenly: "He may attribute the reason why Pei Nan dumped him to you."

Gu Yan understood: "Are you saying that Pei Nan always looks after my business?"

Yu Yang: "That's right, I didn't tell you before, that psychopath also had a fight with Pei Nan because of this."

"And Pei Nan, don't mess with him in the future." Meng Shikai added, "He is interested in you, anyone with a discerning eye can see that, the more you mess with this kind of person, the more energetic he will be."

Xiao Juncheng: "Second brother is right. In the future, don't do such innocuous revenge as bed checks and deducting points. Now maybe it's so wretched in your quilt."

Well!Gu Yan was disgusted by what Xiao Juncheng said.

He thinks that even if he becomes gay in the future, the partner must be a sunny, clean, refreshing "social guy" like Pei Nan with a lot of stories in his eyes. He sincerely accepts his incompetence.

Several people were chatting and Gu Yan became sleepy, and Yu Yang's massage hand speed also slowed down. Gu Yan retracted his legs, put his hands in the palms of his hands and rubbed them, and wanted to climb back to his bed.

Unexpectedly, when he got up, Yu Yang hugged him, rubbed his head against his neck and said in a nasal voice: "Just sleep here, you smell so good, I slept well"

Gu Yan: ... What a mess.

Forget it, Gu Yan was too sleepy to get up too lazy to get up, said "Don't grab my quilt" and let him get tired of it, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

On the weekend, Gu Yan received Zhou Shunyu’s WeChat, and after opening it, he happily sent a large number of emojis of blowing kisses. It turned out that the life department got a work-study position for this semester. Zhou Shunyu kept his promise and gave Gu Yan brother pick.

Gu Yan called Wang Lei back from the library and told him the good news. Excited, Wang Lei blushed and kept thanking Gu Yan.

Gu Yan waved his hand: "We are all brothers, don't talk about this, hurry up and choose which position you want to be."

Wang Lei took a look, and there were several options, such as sorting out books in the library, managing and cleaning laboratory instruments, sorting out documents in the student office, handyman in the cafeteria, and so on.

He chose the canteen handyman without any hesitation. There was no other reason. This job had the highest salary, but relatively speaking, it was also the most tiring job.

Gu Yan took a deep breath. This reason made him unable to refute it, but he also understood that a penny is hard for a hero. If he came to this world as a poor ghost after eating this meal, he would also It's better to choose someone with a high salary, whether they are tired or dirty, rather than starving.

Gu Yan smiled and said: "It's good, the salary is high, and I often go to the cafeteria to 'monitor' the dishes in the living department, and I can help you."

"No!" Wang Lei hurriedly shook his head, "Dirty hands!"

Gu Yan waved his hand indifferently to express his small meaning.

Wang Lei's application was successfully approved within a few days after submission, and he officially started working the next day. For convenience, he applied for the canteen 3, which is close to the dormitory where they often go.

After class at noon, Wang Lei ran to the cafeteria by himself first, and Gu Yan and the others walked there slowly with shoulders and shoulders hooked up as usual. They knew that Wang Lei had to go to the back kitchen to have a working meal and then work, and the time was tight.

The C cafeteria is the same as many universities. Students have to put their food plates in the storage box after eating, but this is all based on the self-consciousness of the students, so there are always a small number of people who leave after eating. The food trays and leftovers were placed on the table in such a big way, and the school didn't have so many people to clean them up, so there was this work-study position.

As soon as Gu Yan finished eating, he saw Wang Lei wearing an apron and pushing the trolley to work there. He put away the food trays from table to table, and neatly poured the leftover food into the trolley. Then I stacked the plates neatly one by one, and then carefully wiped the table clean.

Gu Yan looked at it for a while and felt uncomfortable. They are all the same students. They all sit here to eat, but the third child has to close the plate and wipe the table there. And there are some more excessive students. Halfway through the walk, when I saw Wang Lei beside me, I gave it to him as a matter of course and let him handle it.

"Those people are in the late stages of lazy cancer!" Gu Yan said viciously.

"Maybe you will die if you walk a few more steps." Yu Yang also felt a little uncomfortable.

Xiao Juncheng and the others could only shake their heads and sigh, there was really nothing they could do about this kind of thing, Xiao Wu'er was already very good at getting a work-study job in school for Wang Lei.

When Wang Lei returned to the dormitory at night, not only did he not have any negative emotions, but he was very excited to count his living expenses and income and expenses there. Everyone was relieved, especially Gu Yan, who secretly put away the little awkwardness in his heart.

One day, Gu Yan had no class in the morning, so he and Wang Lei went to the cafeteria ahead of schedule. One of the tasks of the life department was to inspect the dishes in the school cafeteria and monitor the sanitation of the back kitchen. They are all very well done, so there is no need for students to check them.

But the appearance still needs to be done. Gu Yan has been there twice before, and he "loves" this job quite a bit compared to the smell of sweat and feet in the bed, but the smell of vegetables in the cafeteria. , and you can eat small stoves in the open and aboveboard.

The uncles in the cafeteria also look at their faces. Suddenly, such a handsome young man came and gave him the best food every time. Chef Zhang from the stir-fry area even secretly cooked him a braised pork, which made Gu Yan's mouth full of oil. , the one who smeared honey in his mouth gave praise, and the cheerful Chef Zhang saw his teeth but couldn't see his eyes on his chubby face.

When Wang Lei and Gu Yan arrived at the back kitchen, the chefs in the cafeteria were busy with their work, shaking spoons and chopping vegetables. When they saw Gu Yan coming, they all greeted them warmly. Gu Yan and Wang Lei responded politely. .

Gu Yan dragged Wang Lei to sit at the table in a corner of the back kitchen very consciously, as expected a fat chef came over with a plate of cumin mutton slices

"This mutton comes from Xinjiang, just out of the pot, eat it first"

"Hey, thank you Master Yang," Gu Yan thanked with a hippie smile.

"Okay, go serve your own food, I'll go to work"

Gu Yan asked Wang Lei to serve the rice, and he had the cheek to ask the other masters for two dishes he wanted, and then he and Wang Lei ate together.

Before the meal was finished, that fat master Yang came back again, this time to look for Wang Lei.

"Xiao Wang, your work is going to be a little harder today. The chef at the vegetable counter fell ill because of the flu. You have to do the vegetable processing work at the window first, and then go to collect the dishes."

"Okay, Uncle Yang!" Wang Lei agreed without thinking.

"Hey? Can't you?" Gu Yan hurriedly stopped, "We have a physical education class in the afternoon. Last time, this class was a lot of exercise."

"Yo! Can't delay the class, I'll think of other ways" Master Yang said quickly

Gu Yan rolled his eyes, "Either I come to cook, I'm fine anyway."

"This one……"

"What is this? It's not a technical job," Gu Yan said quickly.

"Okay, you are a student cadre, there is nothing wrong with doing work," the fat master said with a smile.

"No, that's not right." Gu Yan smiled and shook his head and said, "I'm not working in the name of the life department, I'm helping my buddies, and the money is calculated by the hour. Master Yang, you have to add more to Wang Lei's working hours today. One hour"

Just as Wang Lei was about to speak, he was choked back by Gu Yan's stare.

"Hahaha" the fat master laughed loudly, "It's your ghost way, fine! Add an hour, it's a trivial matter"

Gu Yan raised an eyebrow at Wang Lei, who sighed helplessly.

There was no time to prepare, so I went to the fat master to get a white coat, a white hat and a disposable mask. Gu Yan quickly dressed up and went to work at window No. 5.

To say that this man is handsome, he really looks good in anything. His face is tightly covered by hats and masks, and he can tell through his eyes that he is a real handsome guy.

Just like what Gu Yan thought, making vegetables is not a technical job, you just make what people say, and he thought it was quite interesting to do this for the first time.

After "playing" with great interest for a while, Gu Yan realized something was wrong, why the queue at his window was so much longer than other windows, and there was a growing trend.

Just when Gu Yan was staring blankly at the queues at the window, the cooking chef next to him couldn't help laughing out loud and said, "Oh, it seems that this handsome guy's cooking is more delicious than ours."

Fat master also came over with a smile at this time and joked: "Whether the food is good or not depends on who made it, not who fried it."

Gu Yan: ...

Gu Yan silently increased the speed of cooking, otherwise he would have to work for a long time according to this trend.

But fortunately, after a while, a canteen master went out to forcibly level the team, which made Gu Yan heave a sigh of relief.

"What do you want?" Gu Yan mechanically asked the students outside the window, holding a shovel.

After a while, when there was no response, Gu Yan raised his head to take a closer look, and immediately frowned.

It's that nasty Pei Nan!

"Cough! What do you want? Tell me quickly." Gu Yan asked impatiently, "There are still people queuing up behind."

Pei Nan also frowned and looked at him, but he looked at him in a strange way, as if he wanted to say something but didn't say it. Hearing Gu Yan's urging, he casually pointed to two dishes.

Gu Yan ordered dishes for him along his fingers, but the quantity was half as much as others, and there were only potato cubes in the curry chicken, and there was no chicken.

Pei Nan took the food and smiled as if he was not angry and couldn't help it, Gu Yan snorted "next" in a "narrow-minded" way

Pei Nan glanced at him again, turned around and left, and the next classmate hurried up with a smile, "I want this chicken wing..."