There are no women in this world

In the blink of an eye, a month later, Gu Yan's most feared "big uncle" came as expected, but this time there was no intense military training, so the reaction was not so strong, but he felt weak and lazy, and fell asleep at night. sweating.

But Gu Yan was full of worries in his heart. Although he almost had a premonition last time that his current body was a subhuman, the exact "biological date" this time was the final verdict.

In order not to be discovered by everyone, Gu Yan did not dare to be lazy at all. He did what he should do in the past few days. Because his body did not react much, the few people in the dormitory did not notice that something was wrong. Only the second child Meng Shikai faintly felt that he had no previous I was so lively these days, I thought it was caused by the difficult calculus formula to learn these days.

Gu Yan pouted dizzily and was forced by Meng Shikai to study high math, and his heart was broken.

"Brother Kai, let him rest for a while, I feel that Xiao Wu'er has no energy," Yu Yang persuaded.

"You were the one who caused the lack of energy. You said how many times did you wake up last night? You were told to eat less watermelon before going to bed and you didn't listen!" Gu Yan can now understand who the girls in the previous life were complaining about during their menstrual period, completely I can't control it.

Yu Yang"……"

Yu cannon fodder who was holding a watermelon and gnawed on it, neither eating nor not eating, felt wronged and wanted to throw the melon.

At this time, the second child, Meng Shikai, looked up at Yu Yang, showed a strange smile and said, "Eat it, it's not about the watermelon."

"What's that?" Gu Yan asked strangely.

Before Meng Shikai could speak, Yu Yang's face turned red quickly, and then he strode onto Meng Shikai's back with two arms tightly wrapped around Meng Shikai's neck, as if strangling him to death and dragging him down.

Meng Shikai laughed and struggled.

Gu Yan looked inexplicably at Yu Yang's look of being driven into anger by a word from the second child, thought for a few seconds and said, "You won't go to the toilet to masturbate, will you?"

Meng Shikai laughed louder, this time even Xiao Juncheng and the others couldn't hold back their laughter.

Xiao Juncheng teased: "The fourth child is very angry recently, but it's different when he is one year younger than me."

Meng Shikai struggled out of Yu Yang's confinement, laughed and said intermittently: "One night...three or four times...it's not in heat, what is it?...hahahaha"

Yu Yang wanted to fight him desperately, but Xiao Juncheng and Wang Lei carried him back and pressed him on the chair.

Panting and slowing down for a while, he said angrily: "Talk as if you have never played a plane yourself!"

"Haha, I did, but I don't have as many bullets as you." Meng Shikai continued to speak harshly.

Everyone laughed again, but Gu Yan didn't care much about his smile. Yu Yang was the closest to him, and it was very likely that he was stimulated by the hormones released by his "menstrual period".

Yu Yang was defeated. In fact, everyone is a man. This is not something difficult to talk about. It is not impotence. After being exposed, it is just a bit of embarrassment.

"Oh, I've been thinking about that for the past few days, and there's nothing I can do about it," Yu Yang muttered helplessly while riding on the chair.

"It's normal to be young! Those old men envy us so much, but you have to restrain yourself, three or four times every night may hurt your body," Xiao Juncheng said seriously.

Yu Yang: "If I can restrain myself, I will. Who wants to keep running to the toilet in the middle of the night?"

"Hey, why don't you buy a more advanced inflatable doll? Brothers, give up the dormitory for a day, and you can release it twice as soon as you can," Meng Shikai suggested.

Everyone thought that the second child was a good idea, Xiao Juncheng also said: "Anyway, you are not short of money, buy the best one, let us see it too."

Gu Yan turned to look at Yu Yang with a face full of embarrassment. This guy is actually thinking seriously about the feasibility of this idea. What kind of stuff has this kid been doing?

What to do if you feel a little guilty?

Meng Shikai found that Gu Yan who was sitting next to him had a strange expression and didn't say a word, thinking he was shy, he smiled lightly, rubbed his head and said: "Xiao Wuer, please be considerate of your fourth brother, he accuses you I can't send him a few"

Yu Yang looked at Gu Yan sadly: "I can't even go tonight if I suffocate to death, right? Hmph"

"Eh..." Gu Yan said without thinking, "What are you doing in bed, why do you have to go to the toilet? I don't dislike you"

Yu Yang was amused by Gu Yan's foolishness, and he returned to that indecent look, walked over and put his arms around Gu Yan's neck, and said affectionately: "Don't dislike brother, let's share the bed with brother tonight, and help me by the way Handle, my right hand is sore"

Gu Yan pushed him away in disgust, "Get out!" Only those who are full will sympathize with this psychopath.

Everyone laughed for a while before uncovering this topic.

One day after class, the instructors called the three classes together for a meeting. The content of the meeting was that the School of Economics and Trade began to recruit members of the Student Union.

Students naturally attach great importance to it, because the student union is an important part of university life, and the chairman of the student union or the minister of an important department will have an unexpected role in finding a job after graduation.

Gu Yan saw that several people in the dormitory were eagerly researching which department to apply for. He also planned to join in the fun, but which department should he go to?

While thinking, he suddenly received a WeChat message. Gu Yan swiped open his phone and saw that it was Zhou Shunyu, a sophomore senior.

Zhou Shunyu: HI~College junior, have you considered joining the student union?

Gu Yan: Senior Zhou == Don’t call me that, I’m thinking about it

Zhou Shunyu: When you came here on the first day, I promised you that if you want to join our department, I will give you the green light, come to our life department~

Gu Yan: Life department?What are you doing?

Zhou Shunyu: The Ministry of Life is to serve the people

Gu Yan: [cold sweat. gif]

Zhou Shunyu: Haha, no kidding, the life department is relatively easy, mainly for the logistics of the students, such as food management, dormitory management, etc.

Gu Yan: It sounds a bit boring...

Zhou Shunyu: Listen to my brother, the department that is not boring is exhausting, and joining the life department has great benefits

Gu Yan: What are the benefits? 【Little Panda Curious.gif】

Zhou Shunyu: 1. We have a good relationship with the cafeteria, and we can have a small stove to eat. 2. You don’t have to worry about being deducted points for your dormitory. 3. We also manage the work-study channel for students. It’s better to help your friends who need help. H.

Gu Yan was stunned for a moment. He needed the last point. A few days ago, Wang Lei wanted to say that he wanted to work part-time, but he couldn't find a suitable job.

Gu Yan: Senior!I'll just apply to the life department, and I'll ask the seniors to cover me later! 【Little Panda Kneeling.gif】

Zhou Shunyu: OK【Blowing Kiss.GIF】

After Zhou Shunyu "deceived" Gu Yanlian's coaxing and bluffing, he gave an OK gesture to the head of the Life Department of the School of Economics and Business.

The head of the life department said 'yeah', gave Zhou Shunyu a big hug, and then fulfilled his promise to take him to a big meal outside the school for three consecutive days!

In the end, Xiao Juncheng applied to the sports department, Meng Shikai applied to the secretariat, Wang Lei and Lu Wei both applied to the study department, Yu Yang applied to the outreach department, and Gu Yan applied to the life department.

Because there are few people in the School of Economics and Trade, the probability of winning the bid is actually quite high. After the votes of the students, in the end, except for Wang Lei and Lu Wei, everyone in Gu Yan's dormitory joined the department he applied for as he wished.

Everyone comforted Wang Lei and Lu Wei a few words, and seeing that they had no serious adverse reactions, they were relieved not to say anything, after all, it was just a student union.

But in fact, everyone was taught a lesson: the world is full of malice towards the poor and the ugly.

Gu Yan is more eager to join the life department. He can't change Lu Wei's ugliness, but he can change Wang Lei's poverty!

The day after the results were announced, Gu Yan received a message from Zhou Shunyu, asking him to come to his classroom for a meeting after dinner.

When Gu Yan entered the door, he found that there were already several people in the classroom. He looked at the clock on the wall and let out a sigh of relief that he was not late.

Zhou Shunyu smiled and pulled him in to comfort him and said, "We're not late, we came early, so I'll introduce you here", and then Gu Yan was pushed in front of those boys.

Zhou Shunyu: "This is our C University's new recruit, Gu Yan~"

Several people smiled and shook hands with him to say hello, and Gu Yan obediently called out "Hello seniors"

Several people smiled more intensely.

Zhou Shunyu went on to introduce, pointing to a boy wearing glasses in the middle and said: "This is Wu Yudong, the head of the Life Department of our School of Economics and Trade, and he is currently a junior in junior year."

This person looks a bit like Meng Shikai, but he feels more gentle, with a smile on his lips all the time, Gu Yan greeted him politely.

The other two boys are named Mu Hao and Mu Tian. They are two brothers, but not twins. Mu Hao is a junior, and Mu Tian, ​​like Zhou Shunyu, is a sophomore this year.

The two brothers are two chubby guys, standing together, the two chubby guys are so fun to watch, just after being introduced by Zhou Shunyu, they giggled and rushed to shake hands with Gu Yan, Mu Tian blushed, and was laughed at by the other people .

Wu Yudong first said a few polite words, welcoming Gu Yan to join the life department of the School of Economics and Trade, and then let the big fat Mu Hao briefly introduce the work content of the life department, and then began to assign work tasks.

The first task Gu Yan was assigned was to check the dormitory. In fact, the dormitory inspection is far less majestic than it looks. First, it requires a lot of physical support. There are nearly 100 dormitories in a small department like the School of Economics and Trade. And not all of them are in the same dormitory building, and you will almost break your legs after walking all of them. Secondly, it is easy to offend people, because the bed check must be linked to punishment measures, and they are all students from the same department. Criticism by points or by name will cause some discomfort.

Minister Wu Yudong guessed what Gu Yan was thinking when he frowned, and quickly comforted him, saying, "Actually, we mainly check the dormitories of freshmen, freshmen and sophomores, because almost all the seniors have gone out for internships, and the juniors have been in school for a long time. Yes, those who know the rules and those who don’t know the rules are old-fashioned, you can’t find anything if you check, just a simple spot check is fine, so the mission this time is about 50 dormitories.”

Gu Yan smiled and said, "I really want to be a senior in the third year."

Mu Tian: "Haha, I still have one year to upgrade"

Mu Hao glared at his brother: "That depends on whether you dare to fail the final exam again."

Mu Tian laughed and said: "No, brother, last time it was purely an accident." Then he said to Gu Yan: "Gu Yan, this is the first time you went to check the bed with us, this time just follow us to see how we do it, keep score things let's do"

Gu Yan thanked Mu Tian gratefully. To be honest, he really couldn't do anything to his classmates.