[Noragami] If you don't die, you won't die

Mr. Gu Chuan said that it was three months ago that he wanted to go on a group trip. Later, he delayed the trip from spring to summer in various perfunctory manners.Gu Weichen sighed and wiped the cup. If this was three months ago, maybe she would have felt happier, but now the time before returning to China can only be counted backwards in tens digits, and the tens digit is still 1 .Although Maki-san said it was just a good time to have fun together before parting, but...Akita to Okinawa...

Just give me the ticket and let me go back to China.

"Weichen, why are you still in a daze?"

Hyuga Yicheng put down the tray and sat on the wicker chair next to him and stretched, blinked and looked at Gu Weichen, and smiled, "Thinking, Mr. Yato?"

"I want him to die." Gu Weichen stuffed the cup back into the counter, grabbed the rag that had just been wiped and rubbed the bar vigorously, "I was just thinking about going out."

"Don't worry, I won't be the light bulb for you and Mr. Yato!" After Hyuga Yicheng finished speaking, he ran to the side knowingly, and made a face at Gu Weichen.

Gu Weichen knew that the little elf Hyuga Yicheng could not be cured now, so he watched her show off his might over there, gritted his teeth and continued to rub the bar hard.No matter what the light bulb is or not, it's not about worrying about it at all!It's best to have a large group of people come together to be the light bulb, lest Yato will cling to her as if he had a chance!What about the beach... Gu Weichen twitched his eyebrows, that guy has already prepared swimsuits, bikinis, etc... To be honest.

"I don't want to go..."

Mr. Tanigawa said that Akiya Miyamura was on the list of people who went. Since the last time we had a farewell at the hospital, the two of them have been super awkward to meet each other, and gradually they have nothing to say.If we go together at that time, he will fight with Yato... It's annoying, I feel that the atmosphere will become very awkward, and what's worse, the two people know that the other will go and they both firmly say that they will definitely go.She really didn't want her happy outing to turn into a lifeless one...

"Thank you for your patronage."

Gu Weichen took a bottle of Pepsi and sat in front of the store, sighing and playing with his fingers, why did he feel that the relationship became so strange after telling Yato that he liked him.In times like the past, it was supposed to be playing carefree, or arguing with Ye Dou or something, but now... I can only be so bored as to watch the passers-by on the road in a daze.

I really want to go back to the past.

"Is the bad boy in a daze here? Sure enough, I have already told you to leave Yato, but you just want to stick with Yato." Feiyin suddenly appeared next to Gu Weichen, sitting on the bench Swinging his legs and smiling, "My lord father would like to invite you over there, do you dare to go back with me?"

"Then, another kick?" Gu Weichen burst out laughing after finishing speaking.At that time, in the dream, I saw Yato holding the scarlet weapon in the past and was about to cut her down. On the verge of life and death, Gu Weichen made an unexpected decision-kicking the place below Yato's neck that cannot be written at present.Then, Yato, who was jumping wildly while clutching the 【】, suddenly turned into an uncle.It's true Uncle!Fei Qi also responded to the sound of "Chi" and changed back to human form.Then, Gu Weichen was told that the guy who was clutching the [] and jumping wildly was Yato's father, and her kick almost killed him, and Yato would never have any younger brothers or sisters... Later, when she thought about it carefully, a severely dependent patient like Yato had no idea of ​​wanting a younger brother or sister at all, so she kicked a second time before leaving.

It was Yato's father who caused her to have a disgusting dream!

"Father, I have something to tell you." Fei Yin replied flatly, although Father said that he doesn't like Gu Weichen, Gu Weichen is just a pawn that can be used to maintain the relationship between Yato and his family, but From Fei Yin's point of view, Gu Weichen is nothing more than a demon girl who is wearing a skin like Ling's to seduce Ye Dou and now even her father.

"Do you eat candy?" Gu Weichen dug out a candy from his pocket, didn't care if Fei Yin wanted to eat it, tore off the wrapper and stuffed it into her mouth, "Gummy candy, it's delicious."

"you!"

"Don't spit it out, it's a waste." Gu Weichen stared at Feiyin closely, and was relieved to see Feiyin chewing candy carefully, sitting on the back of the chair, looking up at the blue sky, "You just Hate me then?"

"I hate it so much that I want to destroy you." Feiyin said, glanced at Gu Weichen's side face and chuckled, "So, don't expect the scene of sitting here and talking like this to happen a second time, and outside From the people's point of view, you look like a lunatic, talking to yourself."

"Really?" Gu Weichen squinted his eyes and smiled, took out the earphones from his bag and plugged them into his ears, turned his head and made a V sign to Feiyin, "I'm on the phone."

"You don't look stupid."

"Speaking of which, I don't expect the second time to sit here and talk like this." Gu Weichen smiled, opened the ring of the can, looked up and took a sip of Coke, "I'm almost going back to China, Maybe...you'll forget about Yato, you, and Nagione."

"Let me just say, you humans are all like this."

"But I don't want to forget you. No matter what kind of memories, whether they are happy or painful, beautiful or terrifying... they are all marks that prove that gods and divine weapons really existed. Just forget it... It will be very sad. Obviously we used to be so happy together. Like you, haven’t you forgotten Ling, or the past, and fighting side by side with Yato.”

"Ah, it really is too cheap for you to see everything in the past." Feiyin was stunned for a moment, covering her mouth and chuckling, "I thought you would leave Yato in fright, but you didn't. Thinking of these past impressions makes you more determined to follow Yato."

Gu Weichen scratched his head and smiled foolishly, playing with the can in his hand, before speaking for a long time: "Ling didn't frame Feiyin either, it's just too uncomfortable to speak, Yato said later..."

"I think you made a mistake." Feiyin stood up, stretched out her hand to grab Gu Weichen's neck, "Yatou should only have me and my father, it has always been like this, but the bad boy After appearing, it changed. Yato became not like Yato, and even I became what I am now... I wish I had killed the bad boy at that time. Like you, now as long as I move a little, you will die."

"But didn't you say that Yetou's father wanted to tell me something?" Gu Weichen had an idea, and immediately brought up what Feiyin said before that Yetou's father asked her to come over. She knew that Feiyin was I really dare to kill her now, but she... In layman's terms, she doesn't want to die in the hands of a ghost QAQ!No, no, Feiyin is not a ghost, but a divine weapon...

Then, Gu Weichen was taken home by Feiyin.

Compared with the dilapidated cabins before, this place looks much better. It is a double-storey building. There are masked wolf demons watching inside and outside the house, just like some rich people who have a lot of dogs at home. same door.The furnishing in the house is very simple, it looks like no one lives there but there is no dust... Or, it has been cleaned specially?Gu Weichen took off his shoes and walked slowly into the house. Although it was not the first time he saw Yato's father, the last time he was knocked out and it is said that Yato had a fierce fight with his father Yiyi, this time she was the only one here, and... It seemed that the father and daughter... Ahem, it can be understood in this way, they didn't seem to like her very much.

Sending myself to the wolf's den... 18 years after his death, he is still a good man!

"Oh, the little daughter-in-law is here." The man sitting in front of the low table saw Gu Weichen and smiled at her, "I thought you wouldn't come over, it's not a waste of time for me to clean the house."

Sure enough, it was cleaned on purpose... Gu Weichen frowned and smiled wryly: "Who is the little daughter-in-law?"

"You, come quickly." Ye Dou's father quickly got up and walked towards Gu Weichen, took her hand and walked to the low table, pushed her to sit down, poured her a cup of tea, and sat aside Looking at Gu Weichen's face carefully with his chin propped up, "It's really similar, if I knew that Yedou likes girl Ling, as a father, I should entertain her well."

"...Do you mean to say that I'm being used as a substitute for Ling?" Gu Weichen covered his face with a naive smile, clenched his fists for a long time before he recovered, "It's a pity that I am I, I won't be someone else's substitute, and I'm not your little daughter-in-law."

"Liar, you've been in the same room for so long, haven't you done anything? That brat said you were married in private!"

"Who is married!"

"Did you really do nothing?"

"no!"

"Really?"

"If what I say is false! My head will be cut off!"

"Eh——Is there anything wrong with that brat in my family? For example, say no 【】, 【】, 【】? No, Yato has inherited my genes, absolutely 【】【】【】. Ahh——!"

"Excuse me, sir, did you come here just to talk about this?" Gu Weichen rubbed his fists, Yedou's father had a thick skin, and his hands hurt!

"Ah, it's still very happy to be slapped by the little daughter-in-law."

Yetou's father was sitting on the ground happily covering his slapped face, and then Gu Weichen yelled "Speak normally!!" on his back and stomped hard on his back.She finally understood what like a father like a son, the reason why Yetou is so annoying is because he inherited his father's genes! "Call me Your Lady Queen, you stinky old man!"

Later, Gu Weichen himself somehow got mixed up with strange things in his mind.

"Actually, it's about the trip to Okinawa." Yato's father said seriously, coughing a few times.

"Can you not look like you were severely injured by me?" Gu Weichen scratched his hair, the father of Yato, who was coughing weakly with bandages on his forehead and his hands, made him feel bad just now. It's like experiencing a tragic domestic violence!Is it tolerable or unbearable! "What happened to Okinawa?"

"Something will happen." Yetou's father smiled and changed Gu Weichen a cup of tea, motioning for her to drink it, "I really hate you, but my Yetou thinks you are more important than me, so I can't Let you die casually. That person is looking for his own heart."

"...What the hell?" Gu Weichen couldn't understand at all, she looked at the steaming white smoke coming out of the water glass, took a sip bravely, and replied with a smile, "I don't really want to go, because I might make the atmosphere awkward if I went."

"That's right! If you go to Okinawa, your father won't be able to take care of you. What if Yato bullies you? No one will support you. Ah!!"

"The stinky old man said one thing is another thing, and he said he hates me just now, brag!" Gu Weichen found a new teacup by himself, poured a cup of tea and drank it slowly, "Who is looking for the heart?"

"Hmm~" Yato's father put the cup that Gu Weichen threw at him on the table, and said with a smile, "Since you won't go, there's no need to know."

"Then I'd better go, maybe you're teasing me." Gu Weichen replied calmly after taking a sip of tea.

"I forgot to tell you, the tea you drank just now will turn into water with a snap as long as you go to Okinawa within three seconds."

"you're lying."

"A liar is a doge."

"...with the antidote, we are still good father-in-law and daughter-in-law."

"I'm sorry I didn't recognize you as a daughter-in-law."

"Fuck, are you playing with me?!"

After hundreds of rounds of war of words, Gu Weichen really lost to his father, the God of Annoyance, and was defeated. He said he was looking for the heart and said not to go... I didn't want to go at first, but I really want to see it after being teased like this Is it okay... I don't believe it will turn into water with a snap!

"If you insist on going, you have to be prepared to die there."

...

Gu Weichen stopped and shook his head fiercely, and didn't tell her why she died, and didn't tell her what would threaten her... Anyway, with Yato and Nagione around, she believed that there should be no danger!

Unless... the one who wanted her to die was the thief who called "Stop the thief" father.