[Noragami] If you don't die, you won't die

Gu Weichen may have overlooked a very serious problem, because the two gods, Ebisu Xiaofu and Yato, are both gods with a strong sense of decay. If they gather together, many sad things may happen.

For example, in order to celebrate the smooth rehearsal of the stage play and the smooth performance of the stage play today, the members of the Hyuga Isumi Club gathered together last night to eat and drink, but all of them had a bad stomach and now they are at home on leave.Gu Weichen looked at the empty backstage sadly, sighed and sat down on a chair wearing red leather shoes.It was hard to last until this day, but such an accident happened. Although Hinata Yicheng said that she would find a way to find a replacement actor, but such a student who is unfamiliar with the stage environment after reading the script for a while can really perform well!Even she has started to experience unprecedented tension and pressure, okay? I temporarily changed the role and asked her to play Alice. She didn't really read the lines of the role of Alice. Can you do it when you are performing?

I feel very anxious!

She walked onto the stage and secretly lifted the curtain to see the audience gradually filling up under the stage, her feet began to feel weak!If the seats are full, it means that the stage play is about to begin!Hinata Isumi, have you found a replacement?It's too late!She was trembling with anxiety, even if it was too late to find a substitute now!After all, they are all classmates who have been recruited on a temporary basis, and they have never played against each other before. If they acted differently at that time, wouldn't it be worse and more deadly? !She sighed helplessly, looking at the deliberately disguised Bishamon and her artifact in the auditorium, and Ebisu who was sitting in the center with popcorn waiting for the opening of the stage show, her heart was heavy.

If I had known, I would not have invited them.

"Hey~ what, are you alone? That guy is too relieved to let you stay alone, Chi even said something like Father will let the bad boy die."

"what?"

"Boom-"

"It's much easier if it's just you."

Gu Weichen was too back, he was knocked out before he could turn his head, who the hell... and who is Chi...

night fight.

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"My God, I'm so late, I'm going to be late! I'm going to be late! I'm sure my head will be chopped off if I'm late to the Duchess's tea party."

Gu Weichen was only woken up by the chirping sound.She slowly sat up and tapped her head, looking at the dreamlike trees and flowers around in surprise, the birds were not like what she usually saw, they all looked like cartoons!Then, a rabbit in a British outfit grabbed a pocket watch and ran around her.

What's the situation? !

"Wake up, wake up, I'm too late, I have to go, and the Duchess will be angry if I don't go."

Seeing that Gu Weichen woke up, the little rabbit ran forward, Gu Weichen stared blankly at the little rabbit's back for a long time, until its back was about to disappear from her sight, she quickly got up and chased after it: " Ah hey! Nagione, wait for me!"

That's right, the rabbit she saw was Nagione with rabbit ears!It's all my fault that I was lost in thought just now and didn't catch up in time, so now I can't see Nagione's back, and I can't even see Mao!What's the situation? This is it!what the hell!Why does Nagi sound grow rabbit ears and run away in a hurry and why does it look weird here!Gu Weichen walked aimlessly in this strange forest, feeling full of uneasiness every step he took.She remembered that she was waiting for Hinata Yicheng to find a replacement actor on the auditorium stage, and then suddenly she was hit hard on the back of the head!That's right!Had the man who had knocked him thrown her here!Why do you want to do this? !Gu Weichen sighed and looked around, there were dense trees everywhere, it was just...

"Uhhhhhh-"

Alice (Gu Weichen), fell into the rabbit hole.

"Okay—it hurts." Gu Weichen frowned and moaned as he covered the painful PP, looked up at Fei Yin squatting on a table in the window, and hurriedly got up and broke into the room, "Fei Yin, is this your prank! Fei... eh?"

The room was empty.

Gu Weichen let out a long sigh and sat down on the chair next to him. Even if it was Feiyin, even if she admitted it, there would be nothing she could do. What's worse, she might be killed by her. Didn't she always think about it? Want to get rid of her?Thinking, Gu Weichen looked at the small bottle on the table, probably only a stupid person like Yato in the whole world would see Drinkme written on the bottle and really drink it!Since Feiyin is not here and doesn't know whose home this is, it's better to leave quickly.Imagination is always beautiful, but since this is Feiyin's trap, she will never be allowed to leave the room safely, so it's better to be careful... So, Gu Weichen cautiously tested whether there was anything buried on the ground Strange mines or traps, slowly moving towards the door, just as the door was opened, it was surrounded by a large group of people in poker clothes, they were holding plastic forks and plastic knives at her, with serious expressions on their faces .

Gu Weichen looked at the people in poker clothes with blood on his face, twitching the corners of his mouth and giggling.Isn't this Uncle Shaoba's sister... She doesn't understand what's going on, okay?Are you doing a play? !Alice in Wonderland? !

"The duchess has offended the queen, now the queen will arrest everyone related to the duchess!" Shaoba looked at Gu Weichen seriously, and signaled Shuba and Qiba to tie up Gu Weichen.After being inexplicably tied up and escorted to a strange cell... Gu Weichen really doesn't understand what's going on now!

Rabbit Nagione was also caught.

"Nagino, are you alright?"

"Nagyin? Are you calling me?" Rabbit Nagiyin looked at Gu Weichen in surprise.

"Uh, yes. Isn't Nagione your name?" Gu Weichen didn't know that Rabbit Nagione would have such a strong reaction, and was taken aback.

"I'm sorry, I'm a rabbit, not Nagione." The rabbit Nagione shook her head, "No, because I was late, the Duchess was very angry and offended the Queen, and the Duchess was killed by the Queen. "

"..." In this situation, visually inspecting the Duchess... Gu Weichen smiled innocently, "The Duchess is probably Yato, right?"

"Who is Yato?"

Gu Weichen was at a loss for words for a moment, since he is not called Nagione but Rabbit, even if the Duchess is Yato, then it is impossible to really call him Yato... Ahem, Duke...Madam...Yato...Thought This Gu Weichen automatically made up the appearance of Yato in the Duchess's skirt, and snickered.

"Ah, no matter what, we will all be killed tomorrow. It's just a pain for you. All of this obviously has nothing to do with you." Rabbit Nagione shook her head, looked at the key hanging outside the cell, and sighed. "The key is right in front of us, but we can't get it."

"You can get it!" Gu Weichen nodded firmly. Anyway, there are no guards here, so as long as you have long enough hands, you should be able to get the key.She leaned against the cell railing and stretched out her hand to reach for the key hanging on the side. She almost missed it. It would be great if her fingers could grow a little longer!correct!pliers!Gu Weichen turned around and picked up the pliers to continue the action just now, and finally grabbed the key and grabbed it, "Did you see it?" She happily grabbed the key and opened the prison door, taking advantage of the dark night wind with the rabbit Nagione Gao fled into the woods.But after all, she is a road idiot. "Nagino, do you know where this is?"

"I don't know." Nagiyin shook her head, "But let's keep going, maybe we can find the way out of the forest. But we offended the queen, I'm afraid we need to find a good friend of mine gone."

"your good friend?"

"He's a hatter, just a little bit crazy, and his assistant Dormouse, they can all help us." Nagi sound said that his eyes were full of hope, but this hope was fleeting, and he lowered his arms Sighing, "But my friend doesn't have a fixed place to live, and I don't know where to find him. It would be great if someone knows where he is. Ah, by the way, what's your name?"

"My name is Gu Weichen."

"Alice, that's a nice name. But you're not cute at all."

...Who is Alice!

Gu Weichen didn't bother to chat with Rabbit Nagione, because this world is inherently sick!

"Hmph, are you going to find that mad hatter?" A man with cat ears suddenly appeared on the top of a tree. He looked down at Gu Weichen and Nagi, and smiled contemptuously, "You guys Looks like he's on the run."

"Hui... Ebisu?!" Gu Weichen suddenly felt dizzy, something is wrong here!Please someone tell her what's going on!What are these gods and artifacts doing?To tease her? !

"Although it is said that you woke me up so loudly, it seems that you didn't do it on purpose." Yebisu the cat jumped down from the tree, and put Gu Weichen and Rabbit Nagiyin's shoulders and smiled, "But I'm bored."

"..." Gu Weichen really doesn't know what to do next, in short, she is not very well now, and she hates this strange place psychologically and physically!This is not the same as expected Alice in Wonderland!

"Do you know where my friend is?" Rabbit Nagione asked.

Yebisu Cat sized Nagione the Rabbit, and sighed, "What, are you really looking for that mad hatter?" He shrugged, "It's time to use your sense of smell to the maximum, then The guy is holding a tea party in the woods. I'm really crazy, and I have a tea party in the middle of the night. Don't disturb my sleep anymore." After saying that, the Yebisu cat jumped onto the treetop and disappeared.

"Ah, Senior Cheshire Cat is as helpful as ever."

Ah, what happened to the artifacts and gods!It's getting weirder, okay?Gu Weichen felt that all this was done by the person who knocked her out, not Feiyin's prank.That guy said the name Chi at that time, who is Chi?Who is the father, the father?She doesn't know anything, and she really wishes a normal guy would tell her what she was supposed to do now!If this is a dream, please someone wake her up!

It looks like the queen's back garden, but it is as vast as a forest, full of trees, with a strong scent of green grass, full of the breath of nature.Just now, Yebisu cat asked Nagito rabbit to use its nose to find the smell of food, so he can find his good friend, the Mad Hatter. After all, rabbits are not dogs... The smell here is so complicated, can it really be found?

"I found it, I found it, it's just ahead." Rabbit Nagi's music blossomed, holding Gu Weichen's hand and running to the front, "Maybe my friend will be very happy to meet you."

"Ah, maybe." Gu Weichen smiled wryly, she wanted to wake up from this strange dream!Could the Mad Hatter be... Ebisu Kofuku?If the Duchess is Yato.

Pushing aside the grass, Gu Weichen saw a long table with all kinds of food on it, and the person sitting on the main seat was wearing beautiful clothes and wearing a delicate hat, and was carefully eating the food. Tasting the black tea in her hand, a little girl next to her was eating a pastry with relish, she glanced at Gu Weichen and Rabbit Nagione, and waved to them quickly.

Ahhh, this world is really sick... That's not the Yato I know...