[Noragami] If you don't die, you won't die

Is that person really... Yato?

Not like, not at all, why dream of such a person?

Gu Weichen frowned, raised his hand and rubbed his eyes, suddenly felt a foreign object oppressing his chest, so he opened his eyes suddenly and sat up.Damn who threw these two dolls onto her chest!When she went to bed last night, she remembered that she slept on her stomach... Ah, that's right!script!She quickly lifted the quilt and began to look for pens and draft paper, unaware that there was a magical creature not far in front of her.

"Am I dreaming? I remember putting it here, why is it gone... Just add the lines, my God..." Gu Weichen threw away the quilt and squatted on the bed in frustration, scratched his hair and let out a long sigh After looking around, I found a creature in sportswear lying on the desk... "Yato? Why is he here..."

Gu Weichen carefully got out of bed and moved towards Yeto, carefully took away the pen held in Yetou's hand, and slowly pulled away the draft paper under his arm before he heaved a sigh of relief.Originally, I wanted to kick Yato out, but seeing that he was sleeping soundly, and that the script and lines were all done for her, I felt really sorry.I had no choice but to go back to the bed and bring a relatively thin quilt to cover him carefully.Then he squatted aside and continued to look at the stage play script written by Ye Fighting God himself, and praised: "As expected of a god, if this is the case, we will be able to do business, and there is not much time left, and these lines are easy to remember As long as..." As she spoke, she flipped through the rest of the photos and nodded with satisfaction, "It's a good script if there's no weird sex scene." Speaking of which, Yetou was just making a joke last night That's all.Thinking of this, the boy who was very similar to Yato in the dream still flashed across Gu Weichen's mind.

Wearing a tattered kimono, with a serious face, claiming to be a god, such a small child could be killed by hand, such a terrifying person... How could it be this scum god with a super cute sleeping face in front of him!Yato is...

"Yato is the God of Misfortune, the artifact that killed Bishamon-sama's clan, and even killed people."

The hand that helped Yedou tie up his hair trembled slightly, and the papers he held were scattered all over the floor. Gu Weichen hurriedly opened the door and ran to the bathroom. The drain hole of the tray allowed the water to flow into the basin, and then buried the whole face in the water, and did not come up until he could not hold his breath at all.

Didn't Lu Ba tell her what he was... thinking about these things before? Didn't she... don't care... Yes!She doesn't care at all, no one has a past that they don't want people to know, but the god of misfortune is not something that should not be known to others... Even if others know it, they are also gods of misfortune, and they will know it like the Chinese Treat this guy like a broom star, right?

"Ah, speaking of it..." Gu Weichen grabbed the towel next to him and wiped his face, then groped for the pajamas on his bed, last night... didn't take a shower, why did he change into pajamas, did he even forget himself? ?What, I haven't changed my underwear or anything, how can I be so sloppy.

"Ah, Xiaochen woke up quite early." Aunt Inoue had already dressed and was about to go out. She smiled shyly, looked at the bathtub that was running water, and asked, "Did I break out in a cold sweat from nightmares?" Well, look at your wet hair, let me get you your clothes."

"Well, thank you." Gu Weichen nodded, and began to prepare to take off his clothes, only to remember that there is a magical Lord God lying on his stomach in the room!If Auntie Inoue went in like this and she was in a strange cold sweat... yay! ! !Will be misunderstood!So she immediately rushed out to block the door, and said calmly, "I'll do it myself, you don't know where I put my clothes."

"That's it, okay, ah, I have to prepare breakfast for you first." Aunt Inoue smiled, turned and walked to the kitchen.Gu Weichen heaved a sigh of relief and hurriedly slipped into the room, put the quilt and rolls of spring rolls on Yato, who was still sleeping on the desk, and then left the room with lightning speed and threw them directly into the next room before turning back. After taking the school uniform in my own room, I got into the bathroom and wiped off my sweat.

Ah~ The world is really beautiful. She did morning exercises such as sprinting and weightlifting early in the morning. She feels that she is physically and mentally healthy, her chest is not stuffy or short of breath, and she can take a hot bath with peace of mind...

But Yato, who was rolled into spring rolls and thrown into the next room, was not comfortable. He rolled around the room a few times head first and hit the foot of the bed. He woke up from sleep, sat up and looked around in a daze. I glanced at the room, and then continued to sleep in the spring roll mode, but no matter how I slept, I felt uncomfortable, so I kept rolling in the spring roll state and rolled into Gu Weichen's room, and squirmed onto the soft bed.

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"General will general... Now that the costumes, script, and venue are all ready, the next step is to draw lots to decide the role." Hinata Yisumi coughed dryly and knocked on the sealed box, "As for me, I decided to take on the narration part. You can figure out the rest."

"Hey...how can this be?" Gu Weichen pouted dissatisfiedly, and murmured, "I also want to play the narration part..." Although he said he also wanted to play the narration, but he still resigned to his fate She reached into the sealed box and touched it, and it took a long time to find a piece of paper. To be honest, she didn't want to get a piece of paper playing Alice, so she didn't want to wear Alice's costume and give it to Yato Opportunity to YY in the audience!She spread out the paper carefully, thinking silently that it must not be Alice, and then looked at the name of the character written on the paper with a stern expression. She felt so relieved that she almost took off her clothes and ran naked on the playground!

那个一开始就来刷个存在感的小兔子，哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦哦可以穿着英伦风的衣服抱着怀表跑一圈礼堂简直不能再棒！

With the role-playing done, the next thing to do is start decorating the auditorium.Although it seems that the auditorium is all ready and there is no need to do anything, but it still needs to set up the scene and move the props there. Then, Gu Weichen saw the face of that cheap god at the school again.

"Yoxi, no matter when and where, you only need to pay [-] yuan, and the convenient, fast and safe Almighty God will help you with everything! Say, this is my business card."

"Ah...Sister, is that man with a flattering smile really your boyfriend..." The senior girl next to her pushed her glasses, poked at the petrified place where she was holding the wooden board, her face was ashen ashes Gu Weichen's arm, patted her shoulder regretfully, and then walked away to work.At that moment, Gu Weichen's whole body was about to split into sand, and he really wanted to run onto the stage and jump to the bottom of Nai Luo!

"Who said this guy is his boyfriend! Stand up and I promise I won't bite you to death!" Gu Weichen threw away the wooden board with a slap and entered the state of shrew cursing.Rumor (?) maker Higashi Yicheng covered his mouth with a smile and calmly moved towards the stage, but couldn't help but still laughed, and then got Gu Weichen's "I promise I won't kick you to death" flying kick.

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"Hey~~~~ Has Weichen decided what role to play?" Ye Dou walked over with a smile, squatted down and looked at Gu Weichen who was nailing the nails.

Asked by Ye Dou, Gu Weichen trembled all over and almost smashed the hammer on her finger, she retracted her hand wittily, then turned around to continue nailing, and replied: "Why did I tell you. "

"I want to know, let's talk."

"Hehe, the more you want to know, the more I don't want to tell you, give up."

"Little Hinata~~~~What role will my cute little Weichen play~~~~~"

"Boom—" Gu Weichen felt that it didn't matter if this hand was smashed to pieces, she turned her head to look at Yato who looked at her with an ambiguous expression after knowing what role she would play, and threw the hammer towards him.

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"Be careful when using the hammer." Nagiyin carefully bandaged Gu Weichen's injured finger, and kicked Yato who was next to him, "Although it's not serious, it still looks like it hurts."

"It's okay." Gu Weichen scratched his hair and smiled sheepishly, moved his hand holding the thick bandage, and sighed.It was just a broken finger, but Nagione wrapped up her whole hand...

"Hey, should you also bandage that hand over there?" Nagi stared at Gu Weichen's other hand, then thought for a while and pulled off the bandage, then smiled, "Just bandage the whole body."

The life-saving Nagi sound seems to be broken, and I am completely immersed in the pleasure of bandaging other people's wounds!

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"Hey~ Weichen, I will wear this dress on the stage, right~" Yedou squeezed a sexy bunny girl costume like that worn by nightclub girls and gave Gu Weichen an ambiguous glance, "I'm ready Camera!" He said and held up the camera.

"Keep it for yourself, cheap cowherd." Gu Weichen didn't even want to read it, and continued to bind the copied script, letting Yato continue to search for all kinds of weird things.She let out a long sigh and looked at the streetlights that were gradually lighting up outside the glass door, blinked and looked at Fei Yin in the alley, and wanted to wave to her or something, but she disappeared in the blink of an eye... Although it was said that it was all Yato's Artifact, but for some reason, I feel that Feiyin is a bit strange, different from Nagiyin, Zhaoma, and Luba, and it is not because she is Nora that it is strange, but because she feels that Feiyin is really like a ghost, every time she appears I feel spooky...

Thinking of this, she suddenly felt a chill, looked back at Yato who was still discussing with Nagione what to buy, and was still choosing snacks, first paid back the money for copying the script, and tiptoed out of the shop.Seeing that Yato and Nagione didn't come out, he was relieved, glanced around, and prepared to go to the underwear store not far away.

"Weichen?"

"Huh?" Gu Weichen shuddered and suddenly turned his head to look at Bishamon Tenjin, who was holding two paper bags of food. He was just pretending to be shopping with Mr. Zhaoma... and other artifacts QWQ... She said dryly Smiling, he turned around and bowed to Bishamon, "Good afternoon, Bishamon Tenjin, is this the rhythm of shopping?"

"Well, prepare some ingredients and make some dishes for cherry blossom viewing in a few days." Bishamon smiled, looking at the stacks of papers in Gu Weichen's hands, "By the way, in a few days your college There is a school festival, is this a script?"

"Eh, I'll need it when the time comes, hehe." Gu Weichen felt like crying, not knowing what other gods he could pray to, please don't get out at this time Yato!As long as Yato doesn't come out of the store at such a time, she will perform on stage in that magical bunny girl costume that Yato was holding just now! ! !

"What's the matter, why do you think you're a little nervous?" Bishamon asked puzzled.

"Yes, I was a little surprised to meet a god on the street~" Gu Weichen smiled innocently, feeling anxious to death.

"Well~~~ By the way, we can go to Xiaoweichen Academy to participate in the school festival~" Lu Ba squinted his eyes and smiled, "It looks like it will be fun."

"Yeah, it's very fun, and the school festival is very lively. There are many performances, games, food and so on, and there will be academic exchanges between several schools. If Bishamon Tenjin is interested, you can come... ..." Gu Weichen wanted to cry even more, and he couldn't directly refuse and say "No! You can't come!", but... If, even if Bishamon didn't meet Yato here, but met him at the school festival, the scene It's absolutely impossible to be so beautiful... God, just kill me!

"Sister, you can go when the time comes~ I really want to go." Qiba and Shuba wrapped around Bishamon from left to right, coquettishly.

"I really want to go to QUQ too," Lu Ba also acted coquettishly.

Zhaoma pushed his glasses and remained silent. Although he didn't express it in action, he had already shown in spirit that he really wanted to participate in the school festival!

"Okay, let's go together when the time comes~" Bishamon smiled, looked at Gu Weichen who was almost discouraged, and asked, "Will Weichen also perform?"

"Yes, yes, haha~" Well, you guys can leave after talking... Gu Weichen really wants to die!

"See you then."

"Xiao Weichen, are you actually leaving me and Nagione here and ignoring them and then planning to leave by yourself? It's too much~~~"

It's over... It's over.

Gu Weichen watched Ye Dou come out of the store with a lollipop in his mouth, and a lot of food in his hand, he let go of his frightened hand and the script fell to the ground, she looked in horror and her expression changed completely Bishamon, I feel like I'm dead now.

Mr. Zhaoma, I'm sorry for you, I promised you not to let Bishamon Tenjin know about my relationship with Yato, but this time it's really... It's over.