[Noragami] If you don't die, you won't die

Because of throwing paper balls at each other, the classroom was in chaos. After Yato was dragged out by the instructor, he dragged Gu Weichen, who was completely a victim, into the water. Both were called to the office to punish students for copying the student rules. After returning, it was already noon, maybe because of noon The warmth of the sun makes people lazy and slack. Gu Weichen was sleepless and suddenly all woke up. During his lunch break, he said he wanted to take a nap, but he was dragged by Hinata Yicheng to the playground to watch boys play basketball. I spent my time dozing off while holding my bento box and staring at the floor of the basketball court.

"Nagino is awesome, you scored again, so handsome." Hinata Yicheng put down the lunch box and clapped, bumping against Gu Weichen, "Look, Weichen-chan."

"Ah?" Gu Weichen was startled and woke up, rubbed his eyes and stretched his waist to look at the basketball court, thinking that what Hinata Yicheng wanted her to watch was Yato, so she stared at Yato She made a gorgeous shot. In fact, Yato is really handsome. She gave a dry cough in embarrassment, grabbed the lemon juice next to her and took a sip, and murmured, "It's not bad, I'm finally handsome."

In fact, I don't know how many times I have been handsome by Yato.

"Just now Nagione also made a shot. He's even more handsome than Mr. Yato. Weichen, wait here for me. I'll bring something to Nagione."

Hinata Yisumi said, grabbed the mineral water and towel beside her and happily ran towards Nagione.Gu Weichen waved his hand at Nagione and then covered his mouth and yawned. No wonder Hinata suddenly wanted to watch the boys play basketball. It turned out that it was because of Nagione... "It's just that Nagione heard the sentence just now that Yato heard." I’m going to be deducted pocket money again, I don’t have much pocket money in the first place.” If Dahei hadn’t said last time that the god would also give the pocket money to the artifact, and Nagione had also used it as an artifact before, and at the same time, he would Yato, the iron cock god, sings the opposite tune, so he asks for monthly pocket money and so on.Gu Weichen thumped his shoulders, opened the bento box and started to eat, and then, because she was too sleepy, the things that were completely picked up by the chopsticks, even if they were picked up, fell to the ground because they couldn't be held tightly... "Ah, I don't want to eat Now, go back and sleep on your stomach." She frowned and sighed, and was about to pack the lunch but was snatched away by Yato.She looked up at Yato, "Why, return the bento box to me, scumbag."

"Is there something wrong with you?" Yato sat down and looked at Gu Weichen, opened the lunch box, frowning tightly, "Stomach pain?"

"No." Gu Weichen shook his head, moved away from his position, and drank lemon juice by himself, "It's just a little sleepy."

"Really, why didn't you eat?"

"..." Gu Weichen pursed his lips and snorted, "I'm too sleepy, I don't have the strength to pinch, I can't pinch it, I can't grab it with my hands, laugh at me!"

"Then I'll help you." Saying that, Yato picked up a piece of fried shrimp and placed it near Gu Weichen's mouth, "Come, eat."

Gu Weichen looked at the fried shrimp that Yeto picked up, glanced at the people around him, covered his face, turned his head and said, "Why, it's like I don't have hands, I don't want to eat it! It's embarrassing to want everyone Do you know that I have to be fed by others! This is a playground!"

"What are you doing so much, eat quickly, you didn't even eat breakfast! Fat people like you (Fog) who don't eat breakfast or even lunch will be starved and faint, open your mouth, ah~~~"

"You are enough! Who is fat!" Gu Weichen laughed, because he was too hungry, so he ignored the people around him, opened his mouth to eat the fried shrimp that Ye Doujia gave her, and then turned his face red He poured lemon juice over his head, "Forget it, I'm full."

"Don't say you're hungry if you don't finish eating such delicious food." Yato sat down helplessly, picked up a piece of grilled sausage and ate it, raised his head to look at the mottled sky divided by branches, and stole Glancing at Gu Weichen, who was dozing off with his head down while holding the plastic bottle, sighed and moved closer to her, carefully letting Gu Weichen lean on his shoulder, and put the plastic bottle in her hand aside , and then he breathed a sigh of relief and continued to eat the food in the bento, "I told you not to go too late, I was so tired yesterday and day, dare to make a wish on the first wish of the new year to let God It’s the first time I’ve met a guy who takes a bath before talking.” Saying this, Yato closed the lid of the lunch box and sighed, “I want to kill you, I don’t want the [-] yuan!”

Although he said so at the time, he still silently accepted the [-] yuan and rolled into the bathroom. Since Yedou met Gu Weichen, he has received more and more commissions, and at the same time, they have become more and more strange.More and more it is because Gu Weichen handed out his business cards everywhere and stuffed them everywhere, even more frantically than him, he didn't even let go of the takeaway boxes in the coffee shop, and asked Shiina Maki to help; the more and more strange is that Since he met Gu Weichen, he has accepted the [-] yuan she gave her more than two or three times, went to take a shower, washed clothes, shut up and went to bed silently.For the sake of convenience, she went to exchange a lot of [-] yuan coins and came back... Thinking of this, she wanted to smash her to death with her fist while she was sleeping soundly.Although the sun was warm, it still felt chilly, Yato put the school uniform jacket on Gu Weichen, and took the opportunity to mess up her hair maliciously.If he could sleep so hard, he might not wake up if he put her in a sack and sold her now!On the opposite basketball court, Nagione was chatting and laughing with other students. They were about the same age, and they might have more common topics. Coupled with Nagione’s game control, they would definitely bring all kinds of people together to play games. I don't know how long it took, the number of people on the playground gradually decreased, and Nagione and Hinata Isumi didn't know where they were. Suddenly, Yato was slapped hard on the shoulder.

"Hey Fujiwara, are you still here... ah, ah?" It was one of the boys who were playing together just now, he was taken aback, then scratched his head embarrassedly and smiled, "Sorry, I admit my mistake I'm dead." As he said that, he blinked his eyes and looked at Gu Weichen who was woken up next to him, and left with a smile, "Then what, I'm really sorry to disturb you."

"What?" Gu Weichen rubbed his eyes and sat upright looking at the person who ran away, knocked his head and stretched, only to find that there was a Yato sitting next to him, "Yato, why are you still here!"

"It's all because you occupied my shoulders so I can't play with my friends." Just now, Yetou really watched Nagiyin laughing and eating and drinking surrounded by his classmates, but he was abandoned Here, watch the sparrows fly around...

"..." Gu Weichen twitched the corners of his mouth and smiled, took out his phone from his pocket to check the time, then slowly got up, "Back to the classroom."

"Hey, I borrowed your shoulder as a pillow, is there any reward or something?" Yato grabbed his school uniform jacket and hurriedly followed, "Is it easy for you to sleep well? I can only watch it there." sparrow."

"It's as if I hurt you, you don't have to worry about me."

"You slept so hard, what would you do if a strange male classmate found out?"

After hearing what Yetou said, Gu Weichen couldn't help laughing, she stopped and turned around and patted Yetou's shoulder, shaking her head: "Yeto, don't worry, the strangest male classmate here is you." After finishing speaking , she smiled and continued to move forward.Yato followed with a dissatisfied face, trying to explain that he was not the strangest male classmate, and kept pestering her for rewards and rewards.

"Then what kind of reward and reward do you want, I'll buy you a drink?" Gu Weichen asked, pointing to the vending machine not far away.

"You should buy bread yourself to fill your stomach. You didn't eat it in the morning until you ate fried shrimp at noon." Yato murmured, pouted, and then immediately put on a bright smile, "Rewards or rewards or something I'll give you a hug or..." As he spoke, he covered his face shyly, "Dear, a kiss is also okay~"

"...Hehe, hello Yato, goodbye Yato. The friendship between us has come to an end." Gu Weichen decisively moved away from Yato, and walked towards the classroom at a faster speed, she knew that Yato would definitely follow , the moment she was caught up by Yato and put on her shoulders, she felt a chill all over her body, and goosebumps fell all over the floor.

"The end of a friendship means the beginning of a relationship, right?"

"I'm sorry that the friendship has come to an end, which means that we can break off friendship, and everything is irrelevant. It's not a relationship. And don't keep a look with me in the corridor as if we are already a couple. People will misunderstand the breakup plan if they see it. Goodbye, cheap god, don’t talk to me again, I’ll give you a breakup card..." Gu Weichen finished a sentence in one breath without punctuation. OK!

"You made a wish before and said that you would be with me forever, and the effect of the break-up card will be cleared." Yato nodded solemnly, and smiled, "I want to reward you, just give me a kiss like last time in Kirby. Like Paradise."

"Fuck me! If it weren't for Mr. Ono, who would want to kiss you! Bah! I cut off my own mouth! Hey, scum god, don't come over here!" The corridor of the teaching building from the side door was small , Yato blocked the downward direction and still held her shoulder tightly to prevent her from slipping away. The situation is developing in a strange direction, heading into a field that has never been set foot, what should I do?Gu Weichen's whole mind is completely messed up now, the anti-wolf program has a serious error, no matter how he can't mobilize the appropriate program to deal with it, he starts to fall into a state of complete crash, and all kinds of restarts fail.A situation like this should definitely be stopped immediately, fall over the shoulder, and give a slap?But even though Yato is a scumbag, he should not be so bad that he would really force her to do something, so don't slap her too much. You should stop it, push it away, and run to the front of the light, but the shoulder was caught It hurts too much to hold on to something tightly. There are signs that Yato, the scum god, just wants to be tough. Sure enough, he needs to be slapped over his shoulder, but this is a staircase. Yato will die if he falls down, no, he is a god. Ah, why did he die? Wait, since he is a god, he can't do anything excessive to humans, but a cheap god like Yato who is on sale doesn't care what he does to humans... Hey!What should we do now!The distance is getting closer and closer, the original An, I don’t know where the safe distance is, okay, my heart is beating so fast that I’m going to jump out, is Yato still planning to play!What's the matter with being a little excited? Hey, my brain is already hard to use!What about friendship!He also said that he is not the strangest male classmate here, Ciao!He is obviously the strangest and most dangerous male classmate, okay?

Maybe Yato... just play for real.

"Slag-God-Ye-Dou!!!"

"what!!"

When the lips were about to touch at zero distance, a leather shoe flew from behind and hit the back of Yato's head directly, and then a figure rushed up from behind, grabbed Yato and threw him downstairs, and then gave Yato a Jack pendant...

Well, amidst the screams, Gu Weichen felt that the scumbag Yato, who was thrown downstairs by Nagione and dropped a thousand catties, needed to be replaced.

Well, it seems that Yato is a kind of human god, and it seems that it cannot be replaced...

Well, maybe this god is going to die. Until the death of Yato God, he still hasn't made a name for himself. He has 2000 million believers standing at the top of this country...【Candles all over the world

The author has something to say: cover your face///// and didn't kiss, Nagi sound is so cruel... [Who is cruel, who is it!