[Noragami] If you don't die, you won't die

Yato or something, I hate it the most.

The pen in Gu Weichen's hand was honorably sacrificed again, she angrily shook off the pen whose tip was pressed in, leaned back against the back of the chair and looked up at the ceiling.Yato was too much, she really thought he was going to... say something.Something so life-threatening happened, maybe she and Shiina Maki couldn’t escape from the elevator at that time, the level of the earthquake was stronger or something, maybe she would die in it or something... Actually, nothing was said !She also said that she couldn't feel her breasts!Nima as a god!As a male god!Actually hugging an ignorant girl and rubbing her chest frantically!I will never believe that Yato is an innocent and kind god again!

"I really envy Mr. Tanigawa and Ms. Maki~ I also want to leave the group, that guy Yato said last time that I have no love experience or something, as if he has a lot of love experience... Tch, That cheap cowherd! How could you make a couple! Huh..." Gu Weichen murmured angrily, let the swivel chair turn around and then sighed, "Just kidding, how could you be like me? Humans make a couple haha, Yato is a god... Besides, if you just say "Yato, let me declare you our partner", you will be hated. "Gu Weichen continued to rotate the swivel chair, looking at the clock from time to time. It's already [-] o'clock, isn't the cheap Cowherd Night Fighting God planning to come back? Nagiyin didn't come back either...no, come back? Gu Weichen Dazed, she suddenly remembered the last time Yato and Nagione disappeared like that for more than a month, then she quickly got up, unplugged the phone that was still charging and dialed Yato’s phone number, she was afraid, just like that time...

"Out of Service Area"

don't want!Yato... answer the phone quickly... I want to hear Yato's voice, not the voice of the aunt who says she's out of service or temporarily unavailable!

"Hey, dear little Weichen, what's the matter, did you miss me~"

right!That's the sound of beating!

"Huh? Weichen?"

At this time, the language editing factory in Gu Weichen's head was super busy, she had to think of a more reasonable reason, to ensure that she wouldn't be exposed by Yato, and to maintain her usual confident "That's right, that's it" She must not let Yato know that she is actually afraid that he and Nagione will disappear again... So thousands of words were gathered into three words: "Where are you?"

"I'm here..." The voice on the other end of the phone hesitated for a moment before answering, "Nagino and I have received commissions and are working now~ What's wrong?"

The echo on the other end of the phone is very serious, there is also the sound of running water, it is very quiet and so on... What did you say that you received a commission, work or something... went to the public toilet or a big bathhouse again? "No, it's nothing." Gu Weichen shook his head, sat on the bedside table and stretched out his hands to grab the baby bear and Aladdin dolls that Yetou gave him, "I bought a cake, so what, you guys, when will you come back? "

"Cake, for me?"

"Hey Yato, what Weichen means is that we both have a share, what's for you? You think I can't hear you and you want to hang me aside!"

"Hey, what do you want to eat? Go as you go!"

"Scum god you!"

"Hey!" Gu Weichen interrupted the quarrel between the two brothers on the other end of the phone, and sighed, "We all have a share! I originally promised Miss Xiaofu to buy it, but she was taken away by Mr. Dahei halfway. Miss Xiaofu seems to want to eat cake very much, how about going to Miss Xiaofu together when I get back later?"

"Ha, do you want to eat with Xiaofu? What, I don't want it, just give me alone..."

The voice on the other end of the phone was very dissatisfied, and he muttered a few words but couldn't understand what he was saying, and then he seemed to step on something and fell into the water with a splash, and the person who answered the phone was replaced by Nagito.Nagito told her that the slag God stepped on someone else's littered soap and fell into the bathtub. It was nothing serious. Anyway, there was a change of clothes, and then they would go back soon. Let her prepare first, and asked her if she was in the elevator in the morning. There was no injury or anything, and then the phone was hung up for unknown reasons... It was visually snatched back by Yato.Gu Weichen sighed helplessly, then laughed, got up and called the closet to search for clothes... If you are with Yato Nagione, that guy wants to see her wearing... a skirt... let's use a skirt!

Gu Weichen didn't forget to take a few narcissistic selfies after getting dressed and brushing her hair. When she bent down to pick up the pen that had just been thrown to the ground, she suddenly felt dizzy and fell to the ground. She sat up with difficulty and rubbed Rubbing her temples, she couldn't help laughing... Oh my god, she could fall to the ground even if she bent down, it's so funny.

"Ding-dong-"

"Eh? Are they back?" Gu Weichen hurriedly got up, packed his clothes and went out to open the door. When did Yato and Nagione come in so regularly and ring the doorbell?Usually, it either gets in through the window or suddenly appears out of thin air and smashes down.She rearranged her hair, opened the door and smiled, but... there was no one outside the door.

"...Is someone's kid ringing someone else's doorbell to play a prank?" Gu Weichen blinked his eyes and looked around, and suddenly found a fluffy thing rubbing her feet, she looked down, it was a cat.

"Meow~"

"Hey~ I thought it was someone's cat, it turned out to be a dog leftover, why did it come here~ I must be hungry, right~" Gu Weichen squatted down with a smile, and picked up the dog leftover The son turned back into the house.The dog leftover is actually one of the little wild cats that Gu Weichen and Yedou kept in the alley next to the supermarket, because Yedou felt that the name Gu Weichen gave was not pleasant, so he gave them a new name... Although, it is indeed a bit more technical than her (?).

"It's strange, how did you come here?" Gu Weichen stroked the fluff of the leftover dog who was licking milk, and smiled, "Fortunately, Auntie Inoue is not at home, otherwise you would not be able to come in. How about going to Xiaofu’s house with Yato and Nagione, um~ if you don’t say anything, it’s OK by default! Alright! I’ll go and take out the cake first.” Saying this, Gu Weichen turned to Walking towards the refrigerator, a sense of dizziness struck after only two steps. She hurriedly supported the wall, but what she saw became more and more blurred. The blurry scenery was gradually eroded by the darkness, and I lost all feeling.

What's wrong with me.

"..."

Such a strong smell, super uncomfortable, who is talking loudly!

Eh?Wait no!my body!

"Weichen, Gu Weichen!" Ye Dou grabbed Gu Weichen's shoulder and shook her nervously, feeling like he was about to slap them both, "Hey!! Gu Weichen, wake me up!"

"Help Weichen on the bed to rest first, Yato, don't shake it! It will break you!" Nagione grabbed Yato's hand to stop him, then carried Gu Weichen across his arms and walked into the room , carefully put her on the bed, stretched out his hand to cover Gu Weichen's forehead, and breathed a sigh of relief, "I thought I had a cold and a fever, and I should be fine. It seems that I fell asleep. It must be because I was too tired today." .”

"Really?" Ye Dou was stunned for a moment, walked over and sat on the edge of the bed and looked at Gu Weichen, "What did you say to go to Xiaofu's, obviously I was so tired and lay down. Say yes, my hand hurts." He grabbed Gu Weichen's hand was grabbed by Nagiyin and flung it away, "You!"

"Slag God, what are you going to do to Weichen →_→"

"I'll just look at her hands!"

"What do you mean by touching it? Scum God →_→"

"certainly not!"

"Oh→＿→I will tell her when Weichen wakes up."

"You, Nagione!!"

"That's how I am →_→ upright(?)!"

"..." Yato opened his mouth to refute that he could not, stood up and pulled a quilt to cover Gu Weichen and tucked it in, then grabbed Nagiyin by the collar and walked out of the room.

"Hey, what are you doing!"

"You're so dirty that Weichen doesn't like dirty guys appearing in her room, get lost and take a shower!"

"Hey, it's you! Hey! I'll go by myself, hey!!! Shoes! The shoes fell off! Hey! Hey!"

"Wow—!"

"Ahem! Scum! What are you doing!" Nagione choked up a few sips and looked up at Yato, dodging the soap he threw and caught the towel with a puzzled expression.

"You're too dirty! You won't be able to enter the room tonight if you haven't washed it clean!" Yato bent his waist and looked down at Nagione with a "fucking" expression on his face. He smiled triumphantly, walked out of the bathroom and ran towards the refrigerator. "The cake is mine alone~hehe~"

Yato, personally threw his artifact into the bathtub filled with water, and enjoyed the sense of superiority (?) of being the master.One is sleeping and the other is taking a shower, no one is at home~ The big cake in the refrigerator belongs to Yatogami alone!

"Hey, how can such a big person finish eating... Cough, then I'll just eat a little bit!" Ye Dou looked at the big cake in front of him, secretly preparing to start it, but there was a sudden sound in Gu Weichen's room There was a loud noise, Yato hurriedly put down the cake and rushed to Gu Weichen's room, Nagione didn't care about taking a bath, just rubbed half of it, and then ran out with foam on his head.Obviously there was a loud noise from Gu Weichen's room just now, but when Yato and Nagione rushed over, there was nothing unusual in the room. Instead, Gu Weichen looked at Yeto who barged in with a confused face. Nagione, who was not fully dressed, hesitated for a long time before quickly covering her eyes and screaming.

Even if it is a magic weapon, please come out with a towel instead of breaking into the girl's room with a head full of foam and without covering important parts, okay?Help, even blocking the wrong part, who is afraid to look at your chest!

Then, there was a god who kicked his artifact out of the room. He wanted to comfort Gu Weichen, but Ye Dou was also kicked out of the room by Gu Weichen.Gu Weichen let the gods outside keep knocking on the door, covered his face shyly and leaned against the door panel, then slowly sat down leaning on the door panel, put down his hand and looked at his palm, and murmured: "What's going on, Why do you feel that something is wrong, why did I go to sleep? Didn’t you say you’re going to Xiaofu’s house?” She clenched her fists, stood up slowly, took a deep breath, opened the door, and peeked at Nagito from the crack of the door. What are you doing with Yato? After confirming that Nagione seemed to be in the bathroom, she came out with a sigh of relief, and then saw the god in the tracksuit over there, who seemed to be doing strange things with his back to her.

Gu Weichen glanced at the refrigerator door that was not closed, and instantly knew what Yato was doing. She tiptoed and walked over to try to catch him, but Yato turned around and turned back.Not knowing that Yato would turn around suddenly, Gu Weichen was taken aback by Yato and stepped back a few steps angrily, stepping on the foam that Nagione made when he ran out of the bathroom just now, and slipped his foot I fell down.Seeing this, Yato hurriedly ran over to help Gu Weichen up, and then began to falter and explain that he didn't want to steal the cake but just to see what the cake looked like, and then... nothing more.

The author has something to say: as I write, that’s it... Hey... Try to sprinkle sugar and grope → _ → jiji... Although the various groups were talking about exams yesterday, I am still at a loss I feel all kinds of stuffy about my unknown future...

Anyway, keep going!

Please take ginger tea or brown sugar water and lie down for a while so that it will be better→_→Another: don’t eat indiscriminately. [Happy roll to read the new article (stop and come back!)