[Noragami] If you don't die, you won't die

"Don't worry, you will never get lost. Brother, the road map I draw is always correct, and I have never led anyone into a ditch."

"No problem at all, absolutely no problem, the road map is super clear and super clear."

Everyone said she was a big road idiot.Even if the so-called road map is drawn super clear... super clear... say that the road map is always correct... as long as you hand over the road map to Dalu Chi Gu Weichen, everything will become super chaotic and super Every step you take is wrong.

Ha, isn't this Tanigawa Suero and Yato joining hands to play tricks on her?

Gu Weichen held a piece of crumpled paper stiffly on the road, stuck his neck like a robot, looked around, confirmed that the buildings around him were completely unfamiliar, and the passers-by were also completely unfamiliar, then lowered his head and frowned The paper was turned upside down and turned over again, carefully looking at the crooked road map drawn on the crumpled paper, I really wanted to crumpled the paper and then threw it on the ground and stomped it a few times!She really wanted to beat Tanikawa Suero up!Instead of drawing a road map, it's better to just throw her an address!It's easy to work with an address!If you directly ask people how to get here, can you leave?She sighed a long time, took the cake and walked towards the direction indicated on the road map (approximately).But after walking a few steps, I turned back to the bus stop and studied the route map again... I can't go the wrong way again!

Ask for directions.

"Excuse me, do you know how to get here?" Gu Weichen pointed to the location on the road map and asked weakly the uncle at the fruit stand next to him. The uncle at the fruit stand stared at the wrinkled road map for a long time and scratched his head. , pointing forward uncertainly, and then returned the road map to Gu Weichen.Gu Weichen took the road map, smiled dryly, and walked towards the direction that the uncle pointed.If I make a mistake again this time, I will squat on the street, eat the cake, pack up and go home!

It's all because Mr. Gu Chuan didn't finish the drawing and didn't write down the specific address!Wouldn't it be embarrassing to let them know she was lost or something!

"Ahhh, it's so annoying!"

Gu Weichen walked forward fiercely step by step, took out the mobile phone from his pocket, hesitated for a long time before pressing Tanigawa Suero's number, and dialed the phone, in order to prove that it was not he who got lost but Tanigawa Suero's route map No, she turned back to find the uncle at the fruit stand to testify before she arrived at the specific address... Wouldn't she have gone the wrong way if she had given her the specific address earlier!

Second Olympic!She even sat and stood!

It cannot be said that you are not familiar with the place of life in a foreign country. Even in China, Gu Weichen is still like this now, dazed in an unfamiliar street, not knowing what to do next.Gu Weichen looked around at the numerous buildings, sighed and looked for the street signs.When passing by the small shop, I saw a familiar but not so familiar back, a girl with pink hair and a pink plaid skirt... Isn't this Ebisu Xiaofu!My God, why is God squatting there playing pinball machines!Isn't that guy a poor god?Where do you get the money to play marbles?

"Xiaofu?"

"Huh? Yo~ Weichen sauce~~~" Ebisu Xiaofu, whose name was called, pulled out the lollipop that was still licking in his mouth, looked at Gu Weichen who was waving at her across the road, stood up and jumped waved at her, and then... Gu Weichen helped her pay for the money spent squatting there playing pinball machines for half a day——

"Yatoto is very good, Yatoto can win every time~" Ebisu Xiaofu said confidently while wrapping Gu Weichen's hand, looking straight at the cake in Weichen's hand, leaning closer , "Hey~ Does Weichen sauce want to buy cakes for Yatoto to eat~ I want me too~~"

"It's not for Yato, and I didn't buy it, Mr. Tanigawa bought it for his girlfriend. Today is Maki-san's birthday, Mr. Tanigawa has to prepare other surprises, so let me run errands. Oh Really, call me an idiot to deliver cakes and flowers, and I’m not a courier girl!” Gu Weichen sighed and turned around to enter a flower shop, handed over a list, and held the cake in his left hand and the rose in his right hand Hua continued to move towards the destination, and Ebisu Xiaofu kept staring at the cake she was carrying... Gu Weichen shrugged helplessly and said with a smile, "This cake is for Sister Maji, Xiaofu If you want to eat, I'll buy it for you when I get back."

"Eh? Really?!" Ebisu Xiaofu's eyes were full of shining little stars!

Gu Weichen nodded, and saw Maki Shiina coming downstairs to take out the trash from afar, and ran towards her with his feet loose, "Sister Maji~"

"Huh? Weichen sauce?"

"Miss Maki~Happy Birthday~"

"Hey, um...thank you~" Seeing Gu Weichen holding a cake in his left hand and bouquet in his right, Maki Shiina could easily guess what she was doing here. She took the rose in Weichen's hand and shrugged her shoulders helplessly, " Did that guy ask Wei Chenjiang to deliver these things alone? It’s too much, shouldn’t he come by himself?”

"Hey~ The store manager is too ignorant~ Don't bother with him." Gu Weichen smiled cheerfully, how could it be possible to expose that Mr. Gu Chuan is preparing other surprises!She beckoned to Ebisu Xiaofu to let her come over, and then introduced this…slightly stupid-looking girl to Shiina Maki, "Sister Maki, this is a friend of mine, Ebisu Xiaofu. Xiaofu, this It's Maki Shiina, our store manager's girlfriend."

"Na~ na~ can I eat cake~" Gu Weichen never expected that Ebishou Xiaofu would say such a sentence to her, she was so embarrassed that she wanted to find a hole to drill, she grabbed Ebishou Xiaofu's sleeve and moved closer, gnashing her teeth. He said in a low voice, "Xiaofu, I told you what you want to eat, and I'll buy it for you when I go back. This is what Mr. Gu Chuan made for Ma Ji sister!"

"It's okay, if you want to eat, let's go upstairs together." Shiina Maki smiled, holding flowers and walking towards the elevator, and didn't forget to turn around and tell Gu Weichen and Ebishou Xiaofu to hurry up.But... Didn't Mr. Tan Chuan customize this cake to live a two-person world with Sister Maji, and then eat all kinds of sweetness together...Xiao Fu is really, what should I do if Mr. Tan Chuan finds out, although that guy doesn't care on the surface: "Ah, did you eat it with Weichen? It's okay, let's go..." But in fact, tomorrow will definitely be: "Gu Weichen, you gluttonous scum! The promised cake is not for you to eat cake How about kneeling down on the remote control for me!" Then that guy Yato must know: "Oh my God, how can my Weichen be so greedy www please don't get too close to me da☆zewww"......... Wait!What is my Weichen? What is wrong with me?Gu Weichen shook his head violently, patted his face, took a deep breath, and slammed his head against the elevator wall!

Oh my god, why did the phrase "My Weichen" pop up, so embarrassing!

"How is the progress of Weichen sauce and Yato?"

"Huh?" Being asked such a question out of the blue, Gu Weichen shuddered and looked back at Maki Shiina, shaking his head and waving his hands desperately, "No, no, no, what's going on, Yato and I... oh my god, Yato and I are just friends, okay?"

"Generally speaking, don't they all start with friends?" Maki Shiina giggled, seeing Weichen opened his mouth to refute something, then simply lowered his head and blushed, "I think Yato-kun, he is a nice boy."

"That's right! Yatoto is the best boy!" Ebisu Xiaofu also echoed and nodded fiercely.

"This..." Gu Weichen scratched his cheeks and looked away, "Even if it's a good boy, the best boy or something, it's not necessarily the type I like. How should I say it? It's not that I don't like it, it's just that I think it's about identity."

"Don't worry about your status." Maki Shiina smiled, "Love is regardless of age or status, regardless of status~"

Second Olympic!Yato is a god!Can we not tell the difference!

"Ahem!" Gu Weichen caught his breath, patted his chest and coughed, and smiled innocently, "Maybe Yedou has a girl he likes, it can't be me, and I can't possibly like Yedou Dou, he and I are just friends."

"Didn't Weichen-chan say last time that he would be with Yato forever?" Ebisu Xiaofu came over and poked Weichen's face with a smile, "Well~ Yato is very naive and simple, so you say he will Seriously~ Does Weichen really dislike Yato?"

"...I said I don't like it anymore."

"Really, I can tell you are lying just by looking at you! Now we are all girls here, and there is no one else, just say it, Weichen-chan." Shiina Maki swore, "I promise Don't say it."

"Yeah~ I don't know how to da~" Ebisu Xiaofu covered his mouth and giggled, "Weichen-chan, let me tell you secretly, this is the first time for Yatoto, ah~~ ~Awesome~~~"

"What! What's so good, what's the first time...who! Who cares about him, the first time, how many times!" Gu Weichen was so angry that he couldn't even speak a decent sentence, who cares about Yetou How many times!None of this has anything to do with her! "Yato and I are just friends! Other than that! Also... eh?"

Gu Weichen was only halfway through his words when the elevator shook violently a few times and stopped. Gu Weichen stared blankly at the number displayed on the elevator display screen flashing non-stop, and then the elevator shook again.She realized it in an instant. Islands like Japan, which are located in the Pacific Rim earthquake belt, have always been happy with small earthquakes, and big earthquakes... don't want big earthquakes!To death! "Miss Ma Ji, did you bring your mobile phone?!"

"No... I didn't bring..." Maki Shiina hugged the rose in her hand tightly and shook her head.

"Call the property owner! Quick!" Gu Weichen took out his mobile phone and handed it to Maki Shiina, and then pressed the emergency button of the elevator, but no matter how hard he pressed it, there was no response. Before I could speak, I felt a sudden weightlessness. The elevator fell out of control, and the brake pads rubbed against the elevator track violently, making a harsh sound, and it couldn't stop at all!The only sound left in the elevator car was the screams of Gu Weichen, Shiina Maki and Ebisu Xiaofu.

It's almost like a joke...

The author has something to say: Damn!Nito Mashen is offline again!

re: How come, God has been living in Gu Weichen's heart since when did he get disconnected

Well, Orz found nowhere to slip(?) Yato after finishing writing, let’s talk about it in the next chapter [This guy has already entered the state of streaking/goodbye

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