[Noragami] If you don't die, you won't die

"grumble."

After Gu Weichen came to Miyamura Akiya's house, there was only one thought in his mind: Miyamura Akiya has a very strong girl complex...he is a real girl!The room is actually pink!And Hello Kitty!God!Gu Weichen supported the wall, twitched the corners of his mouth and smiled, holding his forehead, has the character attribute been switched?

"What, do you think my room is super natural? I plan to paint it in lavender next time, so it looks more comfortable."

"Damn it, why don't you just remove the walls and plant trees so that it looks natural and comfortable!" Gu Weichen was in a bad mood.

The little fluffy monster that Akira Miyamura said he picked up was indeed the cute little guy Gu Weichen saw at the first time, but it was still locked in a barbie doll's clothes for the fur. In the hamster cage? !Is it really a pet hamster? Akiya Miyamura... Although the color of the walls in the room is too girly, Akiya Miyamura's room is well organized.

Compared to... Yato and Nagione.

"Don't rummage through my things. If it's messy, you have to clean it up for me." Akira Miyamura also hung his coat on the hanger and looked back at Weichen who was about to try to get the books on the shelf, and smiled, "I want to drink." Want something?"

"Hey, well, just have a glass of water~" Gu Weichen retracted his hand shyly, looking at the books on the shelf, "You like to study these monsters and ghosts, hey~ boy, what will you do at night? Are you having nightmares?" Weichen ran over with a smile and patted Miyamura Akiya on the shoulder, "Did you hug your pillow and cry and knock on my sister's door: "Sister, sister, I'm having a nightmare, sister, sister, open the door quickly Ah, let me go in and sleep with you, sister, sister, have you been eaten by a monster?"..."

"It's definitely not like some people are on their knees and begging for mercy, 'Oh my god, I won't dare again'. Akira Miyamura also nodded seriously, and quickly blocked Gu Weichen's attacking fist, with an innocent face, "I'm telling the truth~"

"I really hope that one day you will have nightmares and be scared to death in your dreams." Weichen withdrew his hand, ran to the desk, looked at the little monster locked in the hamster cage, and smiled happily, "It's been a long time I don’t see you, little formula~”

"grumble."

"I think this little guy is more like a flying squirrel than a hamster." Weichen said while taking advantage of his chin, stretched out his hand to poke its tail, and smiled, "Can it fly?"

"Catch it out and throw it out of that window to see if it can fly." Akira Miyamura also poured a glass of water and brought it.

Gu Weichen glanced at the closed window, and snorted coldly, "I'm not that cruel, what if I can't fly, I'll fall to my death."

"This is a monster, why did you fall to your death?"

"It hurts just looking at it." Weichen sighed, took the formula out of the cage, and put it on the table, "Mingya, you can actually see these little monsters, it's amazing."

"It seems that I should be the first to sigh that you can actually see this thing?" Akira Miyamura also smiled, picked up the cup and took a sip of hot water, "I don't know how, but I can see it, I feel Interesting. How about you?"

"Me?" Weichen blinked and smiled, "I don't know how to see it either haha."

"It looks like we are chosen children."

"Secondary disease."

"Splash you with water!"

"Let the monster eat you!"

Akira Miyamura burst out laughing and shook his head, "It would be a terrible thing to be eaten by a monster. But~ I am the owner of the formula, and the person who was eaten should be You are right."

"The formula should be a monster, it's so cute~" Weichen smiled and picked up the formula and kissed it, and couldn't help but rub it, "It's so cute~ I really want to raise a fluffy one~"

"You can take it home if you like it, aunt can't see it." Miyamura Akira took another sip of water, "And the formula doesn't eat food, just let it sit by the window every night and watch the moon and stars. It likes to look at the moon and the stars."

"I want to take it back. But..." Yato gasped when he saw it, and immediately yelled at Nagi.Weichen sighed, rubbed Formula's hair, and put it down, "No, it still feels weird, and you've already started raising it."

"For you, maybe next time I can meet someone cuter on the road." Akira Miyamura said, and turned around confidently, sat on the chair and looked at Weichen, "Just treat it as a A belated Christmas present."

"But... I..." A guy like Gu Weichen who has a collection habit really wants to raise a little monster like Formula to replace a cat, but if Yato finds out about raising a monster It will definitely be "Are you crazy! One day you are eaten and you don't know how you died! Throw it away! Don't throw it?! Nagi!!" Then - cut off...

"What's the matter?" Akira Miyamura looked at Weichen incomprehensibly, and was about to speak, when a person barged in at the door.

"Hey~ I thought the butler was joking, saying that you brought a girl back, brother, but I didn't expect it to be true." Miyamura put his arm on Weichen's shoulder and smiled, "But Weichen, I won't go home next time Remember to call your scumbag in sportswear and say, it’s so annoying to talk about something along the way, how did you get together.”

"Huh?" Weichen was puzzled, "Why don't you go home and make a phone call...the scumbag in sportswear...together?!!!" She quickly waved her hands and shook her head, "Sister Ling, you can't talk nonsense, I It’s really not that kind of relationship with Yato, he’s already pure enough to treat friendship as a... oh, don’t let him please!!!”

"That's right, sister." Akira Miyamura also smirked, "How is that possible? Weichen already said that she and Mr. Yato are just friends."

"I think it's good to be together." Ryo Miyamura smiled, and patted Weichen's shoulder, "As stupid as Yato...cough, there are not many cute boys~ I've held hands and hugged them all We hugged and walked across the street, kissed and slept together..."

"Wait! Are you sleeping together?!" Akira Miyamura stared at the blushing Gu Weichen with an incredulous face, and twitched the corners of his mouth, "I can't tell."

"Help! It's not what you think! Why did it become like this! Can you still have fun!" Weichen squatted down covering his face, that bastard Yato!These things, Nima, who everyone could have forgotten, will bring them up from time to time! !Really enough!

"Yo~ your house is so big, ah, Weichen~ you are squatting on the ground..." Yedou said halfway, when he saw a ready-made monster squatting on the table, with a serious expression.

"Ye?" Weichen gasped, quickly stood up to block the formula on the table, and smiled embarrassedly, "Yeto, why are you here?"

"Yato said that he wanted to come and try the new dishes I prepared a few days ago, so I brought him here." Miyamura Ryo laughed from ear to ear, "I'm going to cook now, you guys have a good chat .”

"Sister..." Akira Miyamura grabbed Miyamura Ryo's sleeve, glanced at Yato, "I'll help you."

"Eh~~Really?" Miyamura Ryo rubbed Miyamura Akiya's head and smiled, "You kid is finally willing to help me."

"Just in case you come up with something strange and eat Weichen's stomach." Miyamura Akira also said lightly, followed Miyamura Ryo out of the room, bumped into him when passing by Yato, and looked back at Weichen With a glance, he smiled, "If you feel that the air is not circulating, you can open the window."

"Eh... well, it's okay, it's okay, haha." Weichen smiled wryly, "Yato, where's Nagione?"

"I really can't let him wait for us to go back at home." Ye Dou came over and pulled Weichen away, turned to look at her, "Hand it over, I remember I told you, right? Humans don't mix with these monsters and whatnot If you hang out together for too long, you will be assimilated."

"But, the formula is not a bad monster." Wei Chen said with a puckered mouth, shaking his head, "I won't hand it in."

"Don't judge everything about him from the appearance of things casually. I will tell you this sentence for the second and last time." After speaking, Yato stretched out his hand and looked at Weichen, "Hand over that guy. "

"That's none of your business, okay! So what if I hand it over to you, should I throw it away? By the way, I said just now that you can't keep Nagione at home, right? If Nagione is here now Are you going to kill it!" Weichen took a step back, "Even if it is a monster, a monster has life, and a monster has a good monster, so I also say that you can judge everything about him from the appearance of things. Listen to me, hit me!"

"..."

Weichen swallowed her saliva, she had a feeling that the end of the world was coming, although she said... she and Yato are friends, so what, quarrels... often, but she never, never yelled at Yato like that Come on, what are you talking about...it's none of his business, Yato looks ugly...

"Forget it if you don't hand it over." Yato withdrew his hand and looked around the room, "Let go of that guy and come home with me."

"Why should I go back with you? I don't want to. I can go back by myself."

"Gu Weichen, are you competing with me?!"

"No, I just feel that there is no need to go back with you at all." Weichen murmured with her head down, still hiding the formula behind her back, as long as Yato took a step forward, she would take a step back.Her intuition told him that Yato is very angry now, as soon as she let go of the formula, the formula will definitely be trampled to death by Yato!The room was dead silent, and this feeling was extremely uncomfortable.Weichen glanced at Yedou secretly, coughed dryly, "Why, why don't you talk."

"What do you think I should say." Yato sat down on the chair, leaned on the back of the chair and sighed, "Put that little guy down, can I not touch it now?"

"I, I want to put it down too...but...the problem is..." Weichen stretched out his hand with a sad face, "It hurts to bite QAQ..."

"... Gu Weichen, you! Can you not die?" Ye Dou hurriedly got up and came over to shake off the little monster biting Weichen's finger, and dragged her out of the room.

"Where is Yato going?"

"Find a place to bury you!"

"what?!!!"

"Treat the wound, idiot!" Yato held Weichen's arm tightly and walked towards the door. Weichen cried and laughed, expressing that this time he was really trying to kill himself!The place where the finger was bitten was super painful, Yato must have a hundred reasons to laugh at her for judging from the appearance that youkai are good or bad QAQ!

"Yato Weichen, where are you going?" Miyamura Ryo watched suspiciously as Yato took Weichen's hand through the front hall and chased after him, "Hey, you two won't quarrel, right?"

"No more." Ye Dou stopped and took Gu Weichen into his arms.

"Yato, what are you doing! Let me go!" Weichen glanced at Miyamura Ryo with an envious expression, blushing and faltering, trying to explain, but she found that the explanation was even more unclear, so she had to bury her face in Yetou. Dou pinched Yato's arm fiercely in front of his chest.

"It's like this, Weichen is not feeling well, I'll send her back first, and try new dishes next time, hey ~ By the way, you can also call Ming Ye to try today." Yetou looked at with a smile Akiya Miyamura, who was standing at the dining table with the bowl and chopsticks in hand, said, "Come again next time."

"You're not feeling well, or I'll drive you back?"

"Need not."

"Need not!"

Ye Dou glanced at Weichen, he had no idea that Gu Weichen would say no to it.But after saying no need for this word, Gu Weichen didn't realize it for a long time, she quickly pushed away Yetou and ran towards the gate, scratching her hair and wishing she could find a hole to get in!What nerve did I not connect to just now? No need for your sister, orz!Miyamura Ryo watched Yato and Weichen leave, waved his hands and turned his head to snicker, "The unanimous voice is really... ah, brother, where are you going, don't you eat?"

"Eat, I'm going to the bathroom." Akira Miyamura also smiled, took off his apron and put it aside, put his hands in his pockets and walked to the bathroom, sighed helplessly, "I thought Weichen would took you away."

"grumble."

The author has something to say: Let’s talk about what kind of benefits everyone wants (God, you have to ask this?!) So →_→ Daily shifts will be fine for a few days (Even if the daily shifts are not full attendance!)

Hey——by the way, after the college entrance examination, my aunt came to visit me. QUQ, my classmates all asked me how I did in the exam and how I scored visually... I glanced at the answer and said that I didn't remember any answers I wrote. I was crying. QUQ, so I didn't bother to estimate I always feel that it is a miracle to have 400 points (well, I am such a scumbag, I don’t want to go to college, don’t imitate my QUQ motion sickness, which is in the final stage and there is no cure)

Hey - how are the sophomores doing!Did you draw a small crown on your head before the exam (how did you get a little cucumber)?It is said that if you draw a little crown, Yatogami will possess you (hey) and give you a 3C (hey) cough 3A!