[Noragami] If you don't die, you won't die

Gu Weichen felt as if he had a dream, dreaming that he was talking to the soul of a little girl who was hit by a car, and then was chased by a large group of strange creatures, and then a god with beautiful eyes appeared to save her .She thinks this should be a dream, and it's ridiculous that such a thing as a god appears in reality, but...

"Goo!"

Weichen immediately emerged from the bathtub, grabbed the edge of the bathtub, and coughed: "Ahem..." She panted heavily, looked at the wound on her hand, frowned, reached out and grabbed the water floating on the surface of the water. She threw the plastic duck into the water and became excited, "It's not a dream! It's real! Ghosts, monsters, and things that can talk and move. They're not... gods in cartoons or idol dramas..." She will Crossed his hands on his chest, grabbed his arms and shook his head, splashed water on his face and slapped it, rubbed his face hard, got up and stepped out of the bathtub, grabbed the towel next to him to dry himself, put on cartoon pajamas, and walked out of the bathroom .

You see it when you see it!

She glanced at the kitchen, then tiptoed over, squatted down and slowly approached the refrigerator, and quietly opened the refrigerator to take out the milk inside.

"Xiaochen~" The mother of the student who exchanged studies with her quickly grabbed Weichen's hand stealing milk, and smiled, "Auntie is baking bread, try it later?"

"Ah~how should I put it~" Weichen frowned and smiled, nodded heavily, then walked towards the room with heavy steps, threw the milk on the bed, and then lay face down on the bed with large characters, After putting on the hat in pajamas, he reached out and grabbed a pillow to cover the back of his head and turned over, staring blankly at the ceiling, "Who wants durian bread..."

Pretending to be asleep...

She sighed, grabbed the book next to her to look, stretched out her hand and fumbled backwards, looking for the milk that was thrown on the bed just now, but she touched something hard, no, it didn't feel so hard, a shoe?Wait, why are there shoes on my bed?

"Goo—!"

The sound of the boxed milk being drunk in one go!

"Who!" Weichen ruthlessly grabbed the shoe he touched and jumped up, grabbing the owner of the shoe by the collar the next second and trying to throw him out, but the face of the person he grabbed made her stunned...it was , that god?

"Ye? Yato?"

"Yo~ good evening, Weichen~" Yato greeted Weichen while biting the straw, and smiled, "You don't need to drink milk any longer~ This milk is your dedication to this god tribute~"

"Huh?" Only then did Weichen realize what Yeto meant, he reached out to snatch the boxed milk in Yetou's hand and pushed him out of bed, took out the air freshener and insecticide from under the bed, and began to clean the room by opening it The floor-to-ceiling window dragged Yato, who hadn't figured out what happened, and threw it outside, closed the window, and locked it, "I have never seen a god! But please don't use your poor behavior to make me feel bad for other gods thinking!" As she said that, she immediately pulled down the curtain and turned around and bumped into a wall of flesh that smelled like Yetou God... "Ci'ao! You! Huh?" Weichen grabbed the thing that Yetou stuffed into her hand, "cell phone?"

"You left these things in the infirmary." Yato gently helped Weichen put on his glasses, and was about to continue talking, but Weichen had already started to disinfect the phone and glasses, "Hey, do you want to?" Such an exaggeration, hey!"

"The smell of hand sweat is disgusting."

"Hey!!! Is this your attitude towards the gods! Wait! Don't spray me!" Yato jumped directly onto Weichen's bed and flashed out his phone, "You, take a step forward and I'll take a picture of you taking a shower puff--!"

"It's too bad! As a god, he actually peeked at other people taking a bath! He even took pictures!" Weichen kicked Yedou's lower gear ♂, grabbed the phone and carefully browsed through the photo album, "No, no?"

So at this moment, the door of the room was opened, and the landlady came in with hot bread with a strong durian smell, and stopped at the door, "Ah?"

"Eh?" Weichen glanced at the landlady's aunt, then looked at the trembling Yedou who was clutching the man who was punished by the sky, and quickly waved his hands and shook his head, "A... Auntie is not what you think! This guy is... this guy is !"

"Well, I thought you would pretend to be asleep~" The landlady came with a smile and put down the bread, "Try it. I think you don't like durian very much, so this time it's coconut bread. Ah, who is calling so late?"

"Eh... eh?" Weichen watched the landlady leave the room in a cold sweat, pulled her hair fiercely, and knelt on the bed, "It's over!!! This call... what if this call is opened by my parents?" Yeah, maybe she'll tell Mom and Dad that I'm here in my room fucking with weird guys in tracksuits!!! What the hell have you done, shit god! Hey, hey!" She grabbed Yato With an iron fist, "Do I have a grudge against you!!!" Then she threw away Ye Dou and rushed out the door, ran over and snatched the phone that the landlord aunt was listening to, hung up, grabbed her hand, "Auntie, listen to me, I don't know that man! He has nothing to do with me at all! Please believe me, that guy doesn't know how he sneaked into my room... huh?"

"Xiaochen, do you have a fever?" The landlady put her hand on Weichen's forehead, and breathed a sigh of relief, "It's okay, why are you so flustered and talking nonsense? What kind of men are not men? Did it happen at school?" whats the matter?"

"Eh? No, the school is fine...there is one in my room..." Wait!

Gasping for breath, Weichen looked back at Yedou who was leaning on the door frame and looking at her, and then at the landlady's auntie, "Well, can you...can't you see...the person at the door of my room?"

"what?"

"She can't see mine." Yato came over and rubbed his hands on Weichen's hair, then threw himself into the sofa, "Gods like us usually can't see them, Now you are only temporarily seeing these blind spots."

"Blind corner or something, what the hell is... what do you mean?"

"Just like the girl's soul you saw just now, and those monsters, ordinary people can't see it. Only those who are in the cracks can see it, understand?"

"Why am I the one caught in the cracks?" Weichen asked suspiciously, let go of the landlady's hand, and sat across from Yato, "Speaking of which, what's going on with you? What god? What blind spots, what you can see, what you can't see, you bully me and play me with no knowledge of Japanese gods, right?"

"What are you playing with..." Yato frowned and held his forehead, "So I say you are very troublesome! Unlike the guys who have helped in the past, there are too many problems! Just remember: me! Yato It’s God, it’s you who need to solve your confusion! So I saw a blind spot that you don’t usually notice, saw my phone number and dialed my phone number, and then I put down my teaching work and came to help you , you were chased by monsters and I saved you in time, but you kicked me twice! Besides, I’m not the type that others can’t see at all! It’s just that it’s a little harder to detect. Now this Others in the room will only regard me as an existence like air or a background, and you who can see me now are in the gap between this world and that world just like me."

This world is the world where human beings live, and that world might be hell or the underworld...

Weichen felt that listening to Yato's speech was like watching an Indian family ethics drama without subtitles, but after reorganizing what Yato said in her mind into a level that she could digest, she realized a very serious problem ——The landlord aunt is looking at her with strange eyes!

"Xiaochen... are you alright?"

"I..." Weichen glanced at Yedou, this guy is going to laugh at her?She rolled her eyes and stood up immediately, coughing dryly, "Oh, my dear landlady, I'm all right, but the school is rehearsing the stage play "Meeting the Shabi God", so I'll practice it at home first to surprise you I'm really sorry. "As she spoke, she shrugged her shoulders helplessly, glared fiercely at Yeto who shouted "Are the gods talking about me?", knelt down on one knee, and stretched out her hand to him, "I... Dear God, can you come into the hall with me for a few drinks, I still have some things I don't understand..."

"Oh~ so you were rehearsing a stage play, it scared me to death." The landlord aunt smiled, "I thought something was wrong with Xiaochen, then you continue to practice, I'm going out for a while."

"Well, I'm sorry." Weichen nodded and watched the landlord's auntie leave, shook off Yato's hand and ran into the bathroom, squeezed hand sanitizer and rubbed his hands vigorously.

Yato looked at Weichen who was washing his hands with his arms around his arms in great perplexity, and said, "You don't have a cleansing habit, I feel uncomfortable seeing you like this."

"It's true that I don't have a cleanliness, but the smell of sweat on your body is too heavy, okay?" Weichen turned off the faucet and pointed to the bathtub, "Gods can fulfill people's wishes, right! It's because I'm confused that you came to help me right?"

"Well, why are you confused~" Yato quickly changed his expression and came over, "I will definitely fulfill your wish~ As long as you pay a small amount of money, I will do my best to help you complete it! Ah By the way, just now you entrusted me to save you who was surrounded by monsters, and you will be charged~"

"You..." Weichen pointed at Yedou with a dying expression on his face, "You still want to collect money?"

"That's right~ Isn't it written on the business card? Pay the gods! You need to pay~ There is no free lunch in the world." Yato spread five fingers with a smile, "That's the number~"

"Five hundred?" Weichen touched the pocket of the cartoon pajamas and took out the wallet.

"Ignorant □□ human beings! The Japanese god's sesame oil money only costs five yuan~" Yato was hit by Weichen's wallet after finishing speaking, "It's all right... oh."

"Turn around the corner and bully me for not investing money in sesame oil, right?" Weichen knelt down to pick up the wallet, found a five-dollar copper plate and stuffed it in Yato's hand, sighed and lowered his head, deflated It took a long time to open his mouth, "Thank you, Yato."

"Ah?" Yato raised his head and looked at Weichen who looked away, smiled and rubbed Weichen's head, "I did hear your wish."

"Eh?"

Weichen turned his head and looked at the five yuan steel jumping ring stuffed into something like a beer bottle, and smiled helplessly, "Your piggy bank is really... different..."

"Don't underestimate me, Weichen!" Yeto raised the corners of his lips confidently, "Although I'm still in the midst of super sales promotion, but you look after me! I will definitely make a name for myself soon! Pray to the God who makes my wish come true!"

"Okay, okay~" Weichen squatted down and looked at Yato who seemed to be indulging in his own world, and sighed, "Who would believe that a man in a sportswear full of sweaty smell is a god at the first sight? Really..."

"Hey! Whispering is too loud, you! Who smells like sweat!"

"I'm sorry I didn't whisper." Weichen smiled and stretched out his hand, "Coconut buns, will gods eat them?"

"Is it a tribute?" Yato blinked and nodded immediately, "Okay, okay! Dinner is settled like this!"

Sure enough...he is a shabby god...

"But let's say it first, Ye Fighting God, you must get rid of the sweaty smell first!" Weichen said, pointing to the bathtub.

Yato was taken aback, sniffed the smell on his body, put his hands on the ground and roared dissatisfiedly: "Wow! Where is the smell of sweat!"

"I'll give you 5 bucks."

Ye Dou stared blankly at the five-dollar steel hoop that Weichen stuffed in, and shouted angrily, "I refuse!" What a shame!How can someone make a wish for God to take a bath!

"Then give me back the 5 yuan I had before."

Seeing Weichen's serious face, Yato held a stalemate for a long time before reaching out to take the 5 yuan steel jumping hoop he just threw, wiped it and stuffed it into the beer bottle: "...Wash it, just wash it! Who is afraid of anyone? ! Don’t peek at me taking a shower!”

"Who would do such a thing! Hey!" Weichen was thrown out of the bathroom by Yetou, rubbed his painful waist, frowned and smiled helplessly, and glanced at the clock hanging on the wall.

God, no fixed place...?