[Noragami] If you don't die, you won't die

"Don't entrust Weichen to such a scumbag! Let go of your hands!"

"Weichen said just now that he would be with me forever! You just let me go and I am your master!"

That's it.Asked where Yato disappeared, where did he go and what did he do so that he abandoned his wife and son (?) Cough!Abandoning the artifact and turning his back on his friends, and coming back with wounds and dirt all over his body, Yato came up with a lot of strange reasons, but the information that can be extracted from these strange reasons is that the god of scum gave his whole body to him. She lost everything, and was taken for a ride to buy an expensive doll. In fact, Gu Weichen is not interested in the Q version of the Aladdin doll. Yato bought it for her, so he reluctantly accepted it. As a god, it's okay to gamble, but what Nagione couldn't accept was that Yato lost all the incense money!Lost it all!How dare you let Ebisu Xiaofu borrow money!He also begged Weichen for forgiveness with a look of grievance.

He knew that Gu Weichen had a knife-mouthed bean curd heart, plus Weichen had been begging Bishamon for the past month to find Yato, and with Yeto's aggrieved appearance, Weichen couldn't be moved. Strange!

"Ahhh, a scumbag like me really won't be useful anymore. My heart is so cold and so tired... Just hit your head to death." Yetou said, covering his heart and sneaking a glance at Weichen, and then He slammed into the wall next to him aggressively.

"Bam—"

"No thanks." Nagione took advantage of the captain of the head pressing team, pressed Yato's head against the wall, patted the ashes on his hands, smiled and sat back at the kotatsu table, took a cup of warm tea, From the heart to the throat has never been so comfortable.

"Haha, Yato has collected a good artifact." Dahei burst into laughter, extinguished the cigarette dangling from his mouth, and looked at Weichen who was pinned down by Ebisu Xiaofu and scratched his messy hair, Helpless, "My God really likes to cling to the people brought by Yato."

"I told you not to do this!!" Weichen blushed and pushed Ebishou Xiaofu away, tidied up his clothes, then wrapped the scarf and hid far away. Take the clothes off!She coughed a few times, and was so nervous that talking became a problem, "I, I'm about to go home, since both Yato and Nagione come back, what, now there are more guests at home, there is nothing extra It's time for the room... Nagione, you and Yato can stay with Ms. Ebisu." Weichen grabbed his backpack and was about to leave the door, but Yato grabbed his leg!He looked at Weichen pitifully, sniffing his nose violently, as if he was a child about to be abandoned by his biological mother.

"Does Weichen not want me?"

"Didn't I just say that Aunt Inoue is Miyamura Akiya's aunt, and that fellow Miyamura's parents are away on a business trip, and he's staying at Aunt Inoue's place for the past few days, so there's no room left." Weichen said as he spoke. Withdraw your legs, what a fuss about Yato!What about the dignity of God! !

"I've only been away for a month and you're living with another man!! The promised happiness!!!" Yato hugged even tighter after roaring.

"Pfft!! Yato, what are you talking about!!! What cohabitation! What happiness!" Weichen looked up at Ebisu Xiaofu and Dahei who were still smiling inexplicably, and also had a face of "Weichen you If you don’t mind, I can turn it into an artifact and lend it to you to cut off Yato’s hand.” Nagi sounded the expression, swallowed her saliva, bent down and began to try to separate Yato and her legs, Nima would not go back to Miyamura in the middle of the night Ming would also think that she stole the lamb and sold it! "Let go!!"

"No, no! I want to go back with Weichen! Have you forgotten our agreement! We will be together forever! We agreed to only belong to our log cabin!"

"Who the hell made an appointment with you!" Weichen wanted to stomp Yato to death, why did things turn out like this!And at this moment, the phone rang.Weichen didn't care about Yedou anymore, took out his mobile phone to answer, "I'm sorry, I'll go back now."

"Weichen, do you have any money with you? You've run out of shower gel. Remember to buy it when you come back later. I'll be waiting for you~"

"Eh? Why do you want me... Eh?! Hey, Yato, give me back my phone!"

Yetou snatched Weichen's mobile phone and jumped up to the roof, frowning and looking down at Weichen under the eaves, saw the words Miyamura Akiya on the phone screen, and raised the corners of his mouth, "Yo, Weichen today The night is mine, she won't come home, no one will buy you shower gel, bye."

"Ah, that guy Yato." Nagione sighed while holding his forehead, didn't Yato make a big death...something is wrong.

Seeing that Yeto hung up the phone with a relaxed expression, and directly unplugged her mobile phone battery or something, Gu Weichen didn't know what to do for a moment. It was originally a simple matter, but he could directly explain "Yato is mine." Friends, we are just joking." The matter that was solved was messed up by the god who seemed to break the jealous jar... What is "Weichen is mine tonight, she won't go home"... Yo, sister, She could imagine Miyamura Akiya staring suspiciously at the phone screen for a long time, then something slipped into his mind, and then he had a flash of inspiration, turned off the TV with his aunt, fell silent for a while, then started gossiping about her, and then Tomorrow everyone in the academy will know about this and ahhhhhhh!Parents in China will faint when they find out, "My daughter didn't come home all night, and a man on the phone said that my daughter is his tonight... must have done something terrible!" Ahhhh !wrong!I obviously want to study hard in this magical island country and then go back to my country to find my male god and then get married with him and enter a new palace of life, instead of laughing with this presumptuous man on the roof A pair of scumbags who abduct young girls spend the night together without a quilt or a bed and looking dangerous!No! !My life! ! !

"It's over, it's over...hehe..."

Weichen sat down slumped, staring blankly at the ground with his head down.Ebisu Kofuku, who had completely distorted Yato's meaning in the store, jumped up and down excitedly, and said that he wanted to prepare some good room red bean rice, but was hit by Dahei.

"Yoxi, Weichen, why are you still in a daze, hurry up and let's play games together. Hey? Weichen?" Yetou smiled silly, and took out a box of flying chess, "Come on, no Did you say you were looking for me all the time? I know that Weichen must be so lonely and lonely that he wants to cry when I’m not here, right? Now that I’m back, we can play Ludo together~”

"Who wants to play with you!" Weichen slammed the flying chess in Yedou's hand away, and turned his face away, "I really shouldn't, I shouldn't at all..."

"Hey, what's the matter." Yato picked up the flying chess that Weichen had patted on the ground, and murmured, holding his mouth, "It's very expensive, okay, the box is broken."

"None of my business!" Weichen got up, grabbed a flower pot and threw it at Yeto, then turned around and ran out of Ebisu Xiaofu's shop, luckily escaped the flower pot attack, and Ye Dou patted his chest to comfort himself, stared blankly at the door, Weichen had already disappeared, Yeto blinked and looked at Nagione, puzzled, "What's going on?"

"Yato, you've got a big deal." Nagione sighed and shook her head, grabbed Weichen's backpack and coat, then silently lit a candle for her master, and hurriedly chased him out.

"Eh? Hey!! Where are you going?" Yeto pursed his lips, stuffed the flying chess back into his pocket, looked at the little sheep that Weichen had just used to carry him, kicked it hard, and then sighed Tone disappeared into the courtyard.Ebisu Xiaofu opened a crack in the door and glanced outside, he was relieved to confirm that Yato and Weichen were not there.

"Weichen sauce seems to be angry, should we come over and help?"

"My god, let's not make trouble, it's all because of Yeto, let him solve it by himself." Dahei sighed, and picked up the broken flowerpot distressedly, the innocent little potted plant is just like that Lying alone in the snow, I don't know why I died, and I don't know how I died...

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"Yato is a big bastard."

Weichen walked on the path, with towering trees on both sides, moonlight passing through the sparse branches and sprinkled on the ground, occasionally a biting wind blew, making Weichen tremble, she stopped and circled her arms for a while. Rubbing vigorously, so that the body can get a little more heat, she really shouldn't have run out without a coat!Suddenly, a shrill cry came from nearby, like a bird call, or the call of something. She suddenly raised her head and looked around, feeling a sense of terror in her heart. Speaking of which, where is this place?

"Sha la la—"

The wind blew the branches violently, and the few leaves left on the tree were shaken off, and a shadow appeared on the ground, which was small at first, but gradually became very large, big enough to cover her, she Taking a few steps back, he quickly ran in another direction.She thinks she shouldn't carry too much!Encounter monsters in such a place!

"what!"

Gu Weichen's ultimate setting - [-]% will fall at critical moments!Weichen got up quickly, and was startled when he saw something that suddenly appeared in front of him, like...a dog's leg?It seemed that some liquid was dripping down... She held her breath, and raised her head to look at the dog that was close at hand... No, it wasn't a dog, it was a wolf?Masked wolf? !This kind of place!Who raised wolves! !

As the saying goes, "If the enemy doesn't move, I won't move." Maybe this guy will run away by himself?But the facts told her that if she didn't move, she couldn't make the wolf in front of her leave at all, and instead attracted more wolves!She chuckled, and quickly got up and ran back and forth.She might survive by running, but if she didn't run, this guy would swarm her, and she would become one of those idiots who just sit around and wait to be eaten by wolves!

"My god my god..." Weichen began to feel that something was wrong, because she did run from this road just now, but now she couldn't find the exit of this road!She seems to have been running in circles on this road!Liar! !She couldn't run anymore, how can a person with two legs outrun a group of wolves with four legs!She stopped to support the pier and gasped for breath, looked at the wolves who also stopped and would rush towards her at any time, wiped the cold sweat from her forehead, and looked back at the bridge... The river is frozen, if she jumps now , can you escape?No, it should be. Is the ice solid? If you jump down, the ice will not collapse, right?

"You are very heavy, if you jump off, you will die."

"Eh?" Weichen suddenly came back to his senses, staring blankly at the girl who appeared out of nowhere, wearing a crown or something, the girl I saw in the car when I went to the ancient house last time!So, these wolves are... ghosts?Is it a demon?No way... If you provoke someone, if you mess with me like this, I will really be angry!I don't have to hang out with some monsters and ghosts!It's that these guys always appear in front of my eyes, so annoying!

"Eh? Do you find it annoying?" Feiyin stroked the head of the wolf demon next to her and smiled, "Why is this? It's because you have been in contact with Yato for too long, right? Then let Yetou cut off your fate, just like that kid in the coffee shop..." Halfway through speaking, Feiyin stopped, retracted the hand that was stroking the wolf demon's head, and gave Weichen a hard look, "No, You won't meet again, like that junior high school student who wanted to commit suicide, since then we never have the chance to meet again, it's great."

"..."

Weichen frowned and looked at Feiyin, completely unaware of what she was talking about, about cutting off her fate... Cut off her fate with Yato?That's right, in this way, she can be her old self again, and won't be messed with these messy things anymore!Her life track will change back to the original track, right?What's more, she already has good friends now, Hyuga Isumi, Tanigawa Suero, Miyamura Ryo and the others... So, so!

"No, why should I listen to you, who do you think you are, you are just a dead child."

Weichen raised the corners of his mouth and laughed, "The fate is well connected, why cut it off, I really hate Yeto doing some excessive things inexplicably, and I really don't like to have anything to do with messy things. But, me and Yato and Nagione are friends, and it's normal for friends to have minor conflicts, so it's not ridiculous to cut off the relationship like this."

"You are really a bad boy." Hit by Weichen's words "It's just a dead child", Feiyin clenched her fists, looked at Weichen with a smile, and patted the wolf demon on the head, "We need Teach the bad boy a lesson."

After saying that, the wolf demons rushed towards Weichen. Weichen gritted his teeth, turned around and jumped onto the bridge pier, she believed that the ice on the river was strong enough!Even if it is broken, she can swim and save herself!Be cold!It's better than being eaten by monsters!

"Allah, that's really pitiful." Feiyin covered her mouth and smiled, the surrounding scene changed from the woods to the main road, the wooden bridge she saw just now turned into a flyover on the road, and the originally solid ice underneath became The big road with cars coming and going...

No way!

Weichen covered his mouth, that guy wearing the sky crown is playing with my rhythm in disguise!Fuck! !What should I do now! ! !