[Noragami] If you don't die, you won't die

"Yo! Weichen, you're late! Gu Chuan quickly deduct her wages! Deduct wages, deduct wages~!"

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Gu Weichen grabbed the strap of his backpack and stood at the door in a daze, looking at the sofa where Yedou was lazily licking cheap ice cream with a newspaper in his arms, he let out a long sigh.

That guy Yato... isn't here.

"Weichen, Kato is on leave today." Xiao Yezheng waved to Weichen as soon as he saw Weichen, but seeing that Weichen ignored him, he had to come over and push her, "Why are you so dazed, Weichen?"

"Eh? No, nothing..." Weichen shook his head and laughed, "Is Kato sick?"

"Hmm~ no, it seems that his grandma is sick." Ono was scratching his hair, thinking, "Yes, he has been busy with his grandma's affairs a while ago, saying that he fell ill for some reason, and It's quite troublesome, I heard that guy is an orphan and lives with his grandmother or something."

"Oh, I got it." Weichen nodded, staring at Ono Zheng and asked, "Well, haven't Yato and Nagione come yet?"

"Hey~ what, are you arguing?" Xiao Yezheng smiled, put Weichen's shoulders on the shoulders of "love expert online", coughed a few times and continued, "Little quarrels are normal among lovers ~ Yetou Mister doesn't look like the kind who holds grudges~"

"Did I mention that Yato and I are lovers? Ono-kun, do you need to massage your shoulders?"

"Ha, haha... No need." Ono smiled wryly, turned his head and said in a low voice, "Let me give you a massage, the shoulder is about to be broken, okay?"

"Does that mean that Yato and Nagione haven't been here?" Weichen asked.

"No."

"...Okay." Gu Weichen nodded and walked towards the staff locker room.Yato and Nagione probably really thought she was angry... Thinking so, Weichen grabbed his phone and dialed Yato's number.

"..."

"Ah?" Weichen looked at the words "out of service" that appeared on the phone screen, and blinked, "No signal?"

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"Ah...why did you call me here at such a time...Fei." Yato rubbed his aching head, looked at the giggling girl in the corner wearing white clothes and wearing a crown, and pursed her mouth , "By the way, what do you want to do this time?"

"It's an entrustment." Feiyin trotted over, knelt down and looked at Yato with her chin in her hands, "That child is in great pain, and it's really hateful to say that it's watching bad guys get away with it, so I asked God of Misfortune for help." .”

"..." Yedou froze for a moment, rubbed his nose and stood up.No matter how many people he helps and how many things he does, he is still a disaster god.He put his hands in his pockets and walked forward, "Won't you call the police when you see the bad guys getting away with it?"

"If calling the police would be useful, you wouldn't ask us, right~" Feiyin followed up and took Yato's hand, smiling, "It is said that he is a habitual criminal who specializes in deceiving some old people, defrauding their trust, and then sending their All my savings were cheated away. It’s so pitiful, I’m already old, and I want to leave some savings for my children and grandchildren, but I don’t know that I will be cheated out of it all, and I will fall ill when I can’t catch my breath.” As she spoke, she looked up Looking at Yato, "I called the police and the police were like "Oh, is this a scam again, hey, why is this kind of case again", and then put it aside or something.Hey~ Maybe this kind of case is difficult to handle. The criminal is very cunning and has too strong anti-detection ability. I think he is already so old anyway. When they find the suspect, the old people will all pass away.So it's a bit perfunctory.That child is really a filial grandson~"

"Grandson's entrustment..." Yato looked up at the only room in the apartment where the light was not turned on, and then looked down at Feiyin, "Do you live here?"

"Yeah. But I shouldn't be here now." Feiyin sighed, "Perhaps she was cheating somewhere. Ah, that child."

As she said that, Fei Yin looked at the person who was walking towards this side, wearing a heavy coat and carrying a big bag in her hand, and raised the corners of her mouth, "There are people who don't believe in gods."

"The client, is it him?" Ye Dou looked at the man carrying the burden and asked in surprise.

"Ah? Are you... um? Mr. Ye... Tou?" Takashi Kato took off his mask and looked at Yato, as if he saw something extraordinary, he walked up quickly and dropped his burden to grab him, "Yeto Mr. Dou, you are really easy to find, I finally caught you, give me a call to Boss Weichen."

"Wei... Weichen?" Yato held Kato Takashi's hand instead, and looked at him with aggrieved face, "Is Weichen not angry? I did such an outrageous thing! I thought she would kill me ! Cut me to pieces..."

"Yato." Fei Yin looked at Yato with an unhappy face, "After completing the work here, there are still a lot of things waiting for Yato to do, do you want to disobey father's order?"

Hearing Feiyin's words, the feigned grievance on Yato's face faded instantly, he let go of Kato Takashi's hand, and said with a sigh: "I'm sorry, I have some things to deal with."

"Really, then you should at least call Boss Weichen." Takashi Kato said, picking up his bag and preparing to leave, "I'll tell Boss Weichen tomorrow, so she won't worry about the two of you getting into trouble."

"Where are you going, Kato?" Yato asked, it is not difficult to see what is hidden in Kato's bag, since Kato entrusted him to kill... Maybe, he believes in himself rather than God, "Hey, don't be stupid It's for grandma who is still in the hospital."

"Huh?" Kato Takashi turned to look at Yato, surprised, "You, you can't be!"

"That's right... I am..."

"Ah, you guys are late like me!" Saying that, Kato Takashi came over and took Yato's hand and walked forward, "Hey, by the way, do you want to buy some handicrafts or something for Weichen Boss? Let me tell you, Boss won’t hold grudges because of what happened last time, ah, by the way, what did you do? Anyway, after several weeks of observation, I think Boss likes the Magic Flute very much Yes, I know a buddy who works around the Magic Flute, let me take you there?"

"Eh? Eh... What?" Yato felt that the whole god would never be better, and always felt that Kato must be trying to do something terrible, but this guy is so good! "Ah! Why is it like this!!" He threw a cute Q version of Aladdin doll on the ground, put his hands on the railing, and after roaring, he hugged the bottle of steel that was close to [-] yuan. The beer bottles that are now half empty are crying.What a liar! ! !Lie to God! !What is this thing? How could Gu Weichen, the blue-haired kid, like it!Gu Weichen should like him who is handsome (lao), qi (tu), yang (yin) light (an), flat (keng) easy (die) near (jiao) human (zha), dependent (bu) dependent (yao) ) type (lian) big brother, how could it be this kind of stinky brat who looks stupid and wears open crotch pants!

my money! ! !

"Yato, what are you doing?" Feiyin still had an unhappy expression on her face. She looked at Yeto who was holding a beer bottle and crying, and stretched out her hand, "Let's go, I have to work."

"Did Kato really commission it?" Yato asked.

"Well. We were good friends when I was young, but that guy recently cheated his grandma and cheated all of his grandma's money. He came to him many times, but he didn't get any answer, even if it was money, he didn't return it , on the contrary, he cheated other elderly people more and more. There was a kind of hope that we would stop that child from continuing to cheat, and in fact, he also wanted to use our hands to avenge grandma." Feiyin smiled slightly, looked at the apartment, and found that The light in the dark room just now was already on, "I'm back, I've settled this commission, Father has other things for Yato to do, let's go~" She said, holding Yato's hand and heading towards the apartment Running, Yato broke away from Feiyin's hand, and retrieved the cute Q version of Aladdin doll that was thrown away just now. After all, he bought it with his own incense money!

In the apartment, a man in a suit hummed a ditty and nestled on the sofa, counting the money in his hand, and smiled triumphantly, "Haha, those old men and old women are so easy to deceive, I'm sorry Dad, I got into trouble outside, and I need some money." Money... I'm sorry, auntie, your son is seriously ill and hospitalized, please send some money first... Haha, the old guy's brain is not working well, um~~ What are you going to do tomorrow? By the way, that guy these days The sky has calmed down, that’s good, so I won’t have to hide all day.” Just as he was about to sit up, the man felt his neck get cold, and the sharp blade pressed against his neck more closely, he laughed Standing up, he spread his hands and said, "Okay, okay, you're serious, I was just joking, isn't your grandma still alive, and... eh? Who are you!" The man stood up in horror, frightened He stared blankly at Yeto covered in cold sweat, twitched the corners of his mouth and smiled, "Brother, don't make such jokes, you want money, right? I'll give it to you, put down the knife..."

"Who is going with someone like you?" Yetou looked at him seriously, swung the long sword in his hand and slashed at him.The person who was cut was stunned for a moment, he didn't make a sound, he just covered the cut place, although there was no wound, but...it hurts.This guy should not be!

The man stared at Yato with wide eyes.According to legend, there is a kind of god who accepts the entrustment of others to kill demons and even gods...Humans are no exception. The child's things, unexpectedly, turned out to be real.And this kind of god, unexpectedly, really exists!It can exist!

"Ala, Ala, he's dead." Feiyin, who had returned to her human form, ran over and poked the unconscious man, smiling, "It's getting colder, how pitiful."

"Fei, we're done, we can go." Yato sighed, picked up the money on the ground and walked out of the room, "Whose money is this, really troublesome, Yamabuki's or Uemura's... send it back. Well, Fei, what does father want me to do... how long will it take?"

"..." Feiyin stood up, stared at Yato, and asked, "Yato wants to see that bad boy quickly, right? There are other children, right? Obviously, I'm all I need , just throw that child away, anyway, that child followed Yato because of that bad boy."

"..." Yato put the money into his pocket, took a deep breath, "I'm sorry, Fei... don't call others casually "bad boy". "

"Originally. That child will only make Yeto sad." Fei Yin pouted, and took small steps to keep up with Yeto, "Anyway, those people will soon forget about Yeto, so they are all bad boys , only me and my father are the best for Yato."

"Weichen will never forget me, she is looking for me." Ye Dou pouted proudly, walked on the street swaggeringly, turned to look at Fei Yin, "That guy and I are good friends again! Although That guy is petty and can't take a joke, but it's still fun!"

"But it's like a child who meets a novelty, and throws away Yato after he likes other novelties." Feiyin said calmly, "After all these years, isn't it the same for Yato Did you spend it? A few days ago, I saw the bad boy talking and laughing with Bishamon Tenjin and his group. Kato said that Weichen has been looking for you or something, that is, a few weeks ago Something happened."

That's right, it's been almost a month since Yato left Gu Weichen, and the Kato Takashi he met just now was also confused for a long time before he could call him by name, that is to say... maybe Weichen has already forgotten him?He shook his head fiercely and smiled, "No way! You see, she called and said~~Although I didn't listen haha~"

"Yato, this record was made two weeks ago. Don't lie to yourself anymore." Fei Yin said, walking straight forward, "Don't cry, if your father finds out, he will scold you for being worthless."

Yato stared at the call log on the phone, gritted his teeth and pressed the dial button, he didn't want it to be forgotten by Weichen.

"..."

"Yo~ Weichen-chan hasn't slept yet, hey, what are you doing? Do you miss me~~~" Yetou said cheerfully, twisting on the street like kelp involuntarily After a long time when there was no sound on the other end of the phone, a weak sentence rang out——

"Excuse me, are you?"