[Noragami] If you don't die, you won't die

God is there for every request.But at the same time, god, lazy.

"Pfft!!!"

On this day, Shenwo was sitting on the sofa watching TV and was used as a cushion by someone who ignored him.

Yato clutched his chest, which was sat on by an old lady, and rolled all over the floor in pain.Weichen pointed at Yato who was rolling all over the floor, smiled and explained to Yicheng what he deserved.Hinata Yisumi smiled apologetically, saying that she didn't notice Yato was there just now.The waiter No. [-] Ono, who was wiping the cups, also said that he didn't notice. He smiled and joked, and then walked over with the coffee and mousse ordered by the aunt.Nagione, who was reading a book, sighed in shame, took a sip of coffee, and then continued to bury her head in the book.

"Weichen, your conscience is eaten by a dog..." Yedou clutched his chest and threw himself on Weichen's shoulder, "My chest is so stuffy and painful...help me rub..."

"Nagino help Yato rub his breasts." Weichen wiped the cup and glanced at Nagione, who saw Yato lying on Weichen's shoulder, immediately picked up the knife and fork next to him and grinned come over.

"Wait until your face is about to be dissected, I'll rub my expression myself." Yato sat aside and rubbed his chest by himself, glaring viciously at the aunt who was chatting with her mahjong friends leisurely , gritted his teeth.

"Sister Maji is still as usual?" Ono smiled and handed the hot coffee prepared at the counter to Maki Shiina, joking as usual, "The store manager must have played off last night, right? Haha~ Maki Sister should let the store manager learn to calm down, I didn't come to the store this morning!"

"What are you talking about! Believe it or not, I'll hit you!"

Fate is such a strange thing, Yato and Nagione have clearly cut off the original fate between Shiina Maki and Tanigawa Suera, but in the normal communication afterwards, Shiina Maki and Tanigawa Suera established a new relationship. Relationship.They are now lovers, real lovers.Maybe Suero Tanigawa just couldn't accept the fanaticism of Shiina Maki before, although Weichen couldn't adapt to that kind of fanaticism either.

"When will Sister Maji marry the store manager~" Ono was holding his chin and smiling, "Remember to tell us when the time comes!"

Ono Masa used to be a waiter in Tanigawa's store, and also a classmate of Tanigawa Sura's classmate. He is one year younger than Tanigawa Sura. He usually calls Tanigawa Sara his elder brother. He likes to joke, and he is a game expert in private.Without knowing it, Gu Weichen and Hinata Yicheng each lost a date to him, and they almost cried.

"Hey, Maji will be very embarrassing if you say that!" The person next to him came over and punched Ono Zheng hard, and smiled, "Tell the store manager to give us a raise!"

She is Ryo Miyamura, a girl with a neutral personality. She has a younger brother, Akiya Miyamura, who is also in the same class as Weichen. That day, Weichen talked about recruiting staff in the department, and Mingya went home and told her that there is something wrong here. Part-time job, she rushed over in a hurry.

"Ah, no one cares about me..." Yato felt chest pain so bad that he wanted to die, he grabbed Weichen's hand, pitifully, "Weichen hurts so much..."

"..." Weichen sighed, smiled and patted Yedou's chest hard, "Who told you to lie there and not let others see it!"

"It's not easy to be seen, okay? I'm going to die..." Yato fell to the ground clutching his chest, and his hand was stepped on again.

"what!!!!"

This is not what it deserves orz

"Ah... Mr. Yato, why are you lying on the ground?"

"I'm sorry Kato, Yato...hahahaha can't do it..." Weichen covered his face lying on the bar and laughed, Yeto who was trampled jumped up angrily and ran out of the coffee shop with Weichen on his shoulders, Naginon Also hurriedly chased it out.It is conceivable that there is only one way for Yato to punish Weichen, carrying her and jumping off the roof of several floors...

"Ah!!!! Yato, you bastard!!!"

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"Weichenjiang, are you okay..."

Hyuga Yicheng looked at the dazed Weichen who had returned to the coffee shop, and asked worriedly, "You don't look very well."

"I...uh!" Weichen covered his mouth and hurriedly ran to the toilet, and then there was a sound of vomiting, which felt like motion sickness... Although she, Yato and Nagione thought so, but ...others don't think so.Takashi Kato pushed the glasses and pressed 1000 yuan for one.

"Have it!"

"Eh?" Nagione was stunned for a moment, looked at Kato Takashi, and asked puzzledly, "What's wrong?"

"Nagino, don't pretend~ It looks like we understand." Ono took out a 1000 yuan card from his pocket and pressed it on the other side, "I'm chewing, 90.00% of this age can't be kept."

"Hey, what are you doing!" Nagiyin seemed to understand something, ran over and grabbed two thousand yuan bills and stuffed them into her pockets, "Weichen is just motion sick, idiot!!"

"Hey~ Is that so?" Ono smiled and looked at his watch, "Ah, it's been [-] minutes since we went out, right? Did you faint right after getting in the car?"

"Well, is Mr. Yatou Michen-chan's boyfriend or Mr. Nagione?" Hinata asked curiously, and then Masa Ono, Ryo Miyamura and Takashi Kato set off a new round of gambling, and Hinata Yisumi saw this Also hurried over to place a bet.Yato, who was stunned by such a question, blinked, glanced at Nagione who was trying to explain, and raised the corners of his mouth, "Boyfriend~~~~"

"What are you doing?" Weichen wiped the water from his face and looked at Nagione Masaaki Ono and Kato Takashi who were about to fight, and frowned, "How dare you fight while gambling during working hours? Believe it or not, I will tell Mr. Gu Chuan to deduct your wages." ah!"

"Hey client! Kato, ask quickly." Miyamura Ryo kicked Kato Takashi and looked at Weichen with a smirk.

OK?The atmosphere feels weird...

"what?"

"Hand over the money~ In fact, I, Yetou, is Gu Weichen's boyfriend~" Yetou said, hugging Weichen's shoulder and smiling.

"Eh--???"

All the people present were amazed and puzzled, Nagion stared at Yato dumbfounded, feeling that his master was about to be torn in half by Weichen and thrown out on the spot!Weichen glanced at the calendar with a look of confusion, today should not be Tricky Day or April Fool's Day, what does Yato mean by saying this?

"Really! Mr. Yato is Wei Chenchan's boyfriend?"

"Yes, what you heard is the truth!" Saying that, Yato blushed shyly, "We will get married soon! XD"

"What the hell are you talking about, Yatou!!!" Weichen wanted to break away from Yatou's hand, but was held even tighter instead.

"Wow!!! Are you married? That's great!" Hinata Yicheng looked at Weichen enviously, and almost applauded.

"No, Hinata, don't be fooled by Yato! Nagione, please explain to me..." Weichen ruthlessly pulled away Yato's hand on her shoulder and looked at Nagione.If Nagione was talking nonsense like Yato, she would... Fuck!She can't do anything to them!

"Tsk tsk tsk, Weichen, stop pretending~ Treat yourself!" Miyamura Ryo patted the table and made noises.

"It's not such a guest at all! Help!" Weichen yelled, turned around and gave Yeto a fierce look, gnashing his teeth, "What's going on!"

"Hey~ We have exchanged tokens of love, but now we don't admit it~" Yetou covered his face sadly and pretended to cry, sneaked a glance at Weichen through his fingers, made a grimace, turned around and twitched, "My family Weichen Every night, he hugs me~sleeping~It's so embarrassing."

"Wow!!!!"

"Yetou, are you out of your mind! Who the hell is sleeping with you bastard!" Weichen kicked him, but Yetou dodged him and fell to the side unsteadily.Being supported by Yato, she took advantage of the momentum and swung her fist towards Yato's face.

"Didn't I say it already~ That little bear is always by your side just like me~ Hey hey, haven't we shared the same bed before~~" Yetou blocked Weichen's fist, proudly With a smile, "Eh? You're blushing! Nagione, look!!"

"Hello Yato, goodbye Yato." Nagione silently lit a candle for Yato, then smiled and watched Yato being torn in half by Weichen and thrown into the trash.

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"Cut~ Weichen is really violent, I want to stay away from you." Ono smiled and handed Weichen a cup of iced coffee to the outraged Weichen, and grabbed the small fan next to her to fan her, "Don't be angry, don't be angry~ Yato-san was just joking."

"Believe it or not, I'll sew your mouth shut!" Weichen snatched the fan from Ono Masa's hand and fanned it vigorously, staring at Yato who was kneeling on the remote control, and pointed, "How dare you change the channel?" you try!"

"I was wrong, Weichen's legs are so sore QAQ" Yato admitted his mistake, pulling his ears, and asked for help from Nagione next to him, "Nagi, please help me, master!"

"I'm sorry Yato, you know, I'm more inclined to Weichen compared to you." Nagiyin walked towards Weichen, raised the corners of her mouth proudly, and pointed at Yato, "Accept the punishment of God , Scum God."

"You! Good Nagione, I've written down this account!" Yato gritted his teeth and said, then changed his pitiful expression to look at Weichen who was sitting there staring at him like a queen, "Weichen Weichen, I'm a god, don't be like this, don't dare to do it next time."

"Yes, you are a god."

"Yes, yes, yes! I am a god!" Seeing the dawn of hope, Yato nodded and smiled, "Then, can you get up?"

"Hehe, take the remote control from Nagione's side and put it on which remote control." Weichen covered half of his face with a fan and giggled, "Because Yato is a god, we can increase the difficulty~ It's really fun fun~"

"Weichen, don't bring such a thing! If you treat the gods like this, you will have bad luck in the future!" Yato looked at the two stacked remote controls,

Crying, how dare you kneel!Even if it is a god, its legs will be disabled!

"Yo~ Everyone worked hard today~ Ariel, Yatoshin, what are you doing?" Suero Tanigawa saw Yato kneeling on the remote control as soon as he entered the door.When Yato saw Suero Tanigawa, he hurriedly asked him for help as if he wanted to grasp at straws.

"Gu Chuan, save me! Tell Wei Chen to let me go..."

"Eh? What's the situation?" Tanigawa Suerao looked at Weichen, "What's going on?"

"Shop manager, you don't know, just now Mr. Yato joked that Weichen's boyfriend got off, and that's it." Miyamura looked at Yato sympathetically, "Weichen said he would kneel for two hours .”

"By the way, I took this as a wish and stuffed five yuan into the deposit beer bottle." Nagione added in a low voice.

"Isn't this very good~ The guests also like sideshows." Weichen looked at Yato with a smile, "Are you comfortable, boyfriend?"

"I dare not, I dare not, QAQ!!! I'm not your boyfriend! Gu Chuan Gu Chuan, please help me!" Yato begged, grabbing Gu Chuan's clothes.

"Crack-"

"What are you doing Tanigawa Sueyo?" Yato asked puzzledly, looking at Tanigawa Sueyo who was taking pictures of him.

Suero Tanigawa heaved a sigh of relief after uploading the picture, and looked at Yato with a smile, "I uploaded the picture of Yato God kneeling on the remote control to Twitter, and the click-through rate must have exploded ~ Come on, I'm going to prepare something, ma'am Ji asked me to watch a movie tonight~"

"Hey, hey! Hey!!!" Ye Dou thumped the ground angrily, crying, "I am a god! Do you guys know that I am a god! Treating gods like this is really bad luck! !!"

"Yato, stop screaming." Nagione covered her ears and gave Yato an impatient look, "If you don't die, you won't die. I knew why I had to do it today."

"Shut up!!!! Eat the inside out!!!"

"Can Weichen add another hour?" Nagiyin asked with a smile.

"Hmm~" Weichen showed a five-yuan coin and stuffed it into the beer bottle in Nagiyin's hand, and smiled, "Ye Fighting God, please kneel for another hour~"

"You!!!!!! I refuse!!!!!! Help!!!!!!"

Three hours later, Yato's leg was crippled, and he cried out to ask Weichen and Nagito to be responsible for the rest of his life, and was sent to the hospital by Ono Masa...