[Noragami] If you don't die, you won't die

The God of Misfortune is the god who brings disasters to mankind.Some people think that this type of god is in charge of misfortune and can be regarded as a good god, and being worshiped by people can also ward off disasters; but most people hold another view, saying that the God of Misfortune is Misfortune God will only bring misfortune and disaster to people. If you are entangled by God of Misfortune, even if you behave in the world with kindness, you will not get happiness!Yato, as the last god of 800 million, is a god of war, but he is actually a god of disaster... There is no shrine, and the believers are all newcomers and there are not many believers for the time being. They can only leave a short memory in people's memory.If he is lucky, he will be remembered by those who have helped him, or unfortunately, he will soon be forgotten in the busy process of people.

When Zhao Ma met Gu Weichen on the road for the first time, she was really taken aback by her. Normally speaking, gods and artifacts are relatively difficult to be discovered by people, but she actually handed him a leaflet , After that, he saw her and Yetou arguing on the main road, and then saw Yetou being dragged and run all over the street by Weichen, and then Weichen rescued Nagime from Shihua recklessly, and then Then continue to save Qiba and Shuba desperately...

Gu Weichen is really a strange guy.

"Zhaoma, where is the direction? Zhaoma?"

"Ah? Yes!" Zhaoma came back to her senses, pushed her glasses and looked around, "Southeast direction."

Bishamon killed the long time-shaped monster in seconds and landed safely on the eaves, sighing, "Zhaoma, you are absent-minded, are you thinking about something?"

"No, it's nothing." Zhaoma smiled embarrassedly, and didn't know if Mr. Lu sent Weichen home.

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"Xiao Weichen, he's a strange person." Lu Ba swaggered down the street with a big bag of food from convenience stores, eating as he walked, "Now I know that Yato is a god of misfortune." Right? If you continue to be with Futsu God, it will be bad luck! What's more, my master, Bishamon-sama has such a deep hatred with him, and it would be a terrible thing if Bishamon-sama knew about it. Well~ Maybe I will follow you and wait for Yato to come out and give him a click! Cough, anyway, the ranking is at the end of 800 million, and he is a lazy guy. It’s good to disappear. Hey~ Listen Am I talking? Or have I been scared out of my wits?"

"Listen, listen." Weichen sighed, she really didn't know what the God of Misfortune was, and when she eavesdropped on Zhaoma and Lu Ba's conversation, her understanding of God of Misfortune was still at the level of the word "disaster". On the other hand, Lu Ba said a lot along the way, some Weichen couldn't understand, some felt that Lu Ba's words were too much, and some thought it was reasonable.

However, Weichen found something in common between Luba and Yedou, which is very annoying!

"By the way, the one you recommended is pretty good, Xiao Weichen, do you want to try it?" Lu Ba waved the lollipop in front of Weichen's eyes, and when Weichen wanted to take it, he quickly withdrew his hand, proud Putting the lollipop into his mouth, he murmured, "I'm lying to you, if you want to eat it, buy it yourself~ Poof - you hit me! I'm a magic weapon!"

"Hehe, I'm human." Weichen squatted down and picked up the snack bag that Lu Ba was hugging tightly just now, looked at Lu Ba who was covering half of his face and looked at her, and asked, "Can you buy it with the incense money from Bishamon?" of?"

"Pocket money! Master Bishamon will give us pocket money every month!" Luba snatched the snack bag from Weichen's hand, and smiled triumphantly, "But the artifacts like Yato It’s not as lucky as our artifact. It’s absolutely impossible to get pocket money from a god like Yato.”

Indeed, Yato's penny-pinching iron cock god, who gave her a gift or something, was holding his "piggy bank" to death that night, and Nagione had to work to support himself.

"Xiao Weichen has listened to me so much tonight, how about telling me about you?" Lu Ba licked his lollipop and said, "In the middle of the night, uncle took the little girl home or something, You see there are so few people on the road, do you really not want to talk to me?"

"I'm sorry I'm home." Weichen really couldn't bear to say this, besides, it's meaningless to talk about her with Lu Ba. "Thank you for sending me back. If there is a chance to meet again in the future, I will talk to you again." She walked into the elevator, waved to Lu Ba, and smiled, "The lollipop meeting in the middle of the night Cavities!"

"Huh?" Lu Ba glanced at the unfinished lollipop in his hand, and continued to lick it, "I've already died once anyway, so it's okay to have tooth decay or something." After finishing speaking, he turned around and was about to leave. However, there was a burst of laughter behind him.

"Allah, isn't this the artifact of Bishamon Tenjin?"

"Oh, who is hiding in the corner talking." Lu Ba turned his head to look at the girl in the white kimono in the corner, "Nora, what a coincidence to meet you in this kind of place."

"Huh? Is that so?" Nora smiled lightly, looked up at the changing numbers on the elevator, "It's obviously a bad boy, it's really annoying, Yu, why did you send the bad boy back."

"Hey~ I think it's fun~" Lu Ba smiled, took out a lollipop from the bag and handed it to Nora, "That guy recommended it, and it tastes good."

"Don't." Nora turned his head and pouted dissatisfiedly, "Bad kids like bad things, good kids don't eat what bad kids recommend, it will cause diarrhea."

"The artifact doesn't go to the toilet~ Forget it, then I'll eat it myself." Lu Ba smiled, continued to lick the lollipop, and looked at Nora, "Is there anything else? If not, I'll go back first."

"..." Ye Liang turned around and walked towards the corner, and looked back at Lu Ba, "Father told you to do the things before, if you can do it well, go to him. I will tell you to bring the bad boy back here. something!"

"Hey... this is really difficult." Lu Ba watched Ye Liang disappear into the corner, licked the lollipop and walked out of the hall, humming a little song, "Cute goldfish in red clothes, if you wake up I will Hello, delicious~”

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In other words, Gu Weichen has disappeared from the human world for nearly a week.

Weichen put his finger on the doorbell, swallowed, and withdrew his hand.What to say after ringing the doorbell? "Yahoo! Surprise!"?Or "Yo Ho! His big aunt (I'm back)!"?Or crying and screaming "I finally found my way back here!"... How can I fix it, what is going on now?In other words, Auntie Inoue must definitely tell her parents in China when this kind of thing happened... What should I do now? What should I do now...

When Weichen was still wondering what to do, the door of the room opened, and Auntie Inoue looked at Weichen blankly with swollen eyes, opened her mouth slightly and quickly grabbed Weichen's arm, pulled her into her arms and hugged her, "Is it really Xiaochen! Really, it's Xiaochen!"

"Ah, um, eh... I'm sorry, Aunt Inoue, I... lost my way orz" Weichen twitched the corners of his mouth, and replied helplessly, he could only prevaricate with such a reason that he was too blind to believe , I hope I can pass.

"Silly boy! Why don't you ask the police for help when you get lost! You scared my aunt to death! Do you know that your parents were scared by you! Hurry up! Come in, are you hungry? I'll get you something to eat Yes, hurry up and call your parents to let them know that you are safe and sound! Really, God bless, it’s fine... as long as it’s fine!”

Then this is indeed God's blessing, it's okay... If it wasn't for being rescued by Bishamon, Zhaoma and Luba, she would have died in that alley long ago.

Weichen frowned and smiled naively, went to the phone, grabbed the receiver, and dialed the number of his mother who was far away, and someone answered immediately without even a "beep" on the other end of the phone. The anxious voice on the other end of the phone made Weichen feel extremely guilty and uncomfortable.She once complained about her mother, and also hated her mother because of some trivial matters. Although the mother is really long-winded and annoying sometimes, she is after all for the good of us as children.After disappearing from this world for nearly a week, it must be very anxious for the parents... She was stunned for a long time, and then she smiled and said in Chinese: "Mom, I am Weichen, I took the bus, I stopped, I accidentally lost my way, but now I have safely returned to Aunt Inoue's house, don't worry too much, I'm fine, and... I love you and Dad."

On the other end of the phone, there was silence, then crying, and then accusations and reprimands.The mother is like this, the children are conceived from her body, occasionally quarreling over trivial matters, she said that she doesn't want to talk to us anymore, and she won't care about us anymore, but secretly, she pays close attention to us. We, as soon as something happens to us, we pop out or something.She may not agree with some of our behaviors and thoughts, because she does not understand the meaning of our thoughts and behaviors, but one thing remains the same, that is love!A mother's love for her child never changes.Mother's love is like water, nourishing us to grow up healthily; father's love is like a mountain, sheltering us from most of the strong storms, so don't easily say that you are always alone, in fact, there are your parents by our side, they have always been They are all standing by our side, silently supporting us.Well...actually just wanted to throw in a little bit of Mother's Day stuff (you've had enough)...

When Weichen reluctantly hung up the phone, he suddenly received a strong shock. He lay down on the ground, clenched his fists, the veins on his forehead bulged, and he gritted his teeth to Yeto who suddenly ran over and knocked her down. Punch!

This is simply unbearable!