[Noragami] If you don't die, you won't die

Yato...save me...

Gu Weichen has always been a good-for-nothing guy, she is not afraid of fighting alone, but when the number of opponents increases and becomes super disgusting, she really can't stand it!She let go of the water pipe in her hand, took a few steps back, leaned against the wall, raised her hand to cover her mouth, and looked at the big frog that was still spraying yellow liquid from the place she hit just now, and at the same time began to devour the nearby little monsters. She looked left and right. Hope to draw up an escape route.

But now that she has run away, what about the two children?Leave them here to be eaten by monsters?no!Maybe she has caused Kikujo Ami to be eaten by monsters!These two children!Can't let them get into trouble again!Take them with you... to escape!

"Wow!!!"

Finished!

Weichen shuddered, twitched the corners of her mouth and smiled at the bigger frog, quickly picked up the water pipe and threw it at the big frog, then quickly let go of her feet and ran to the entrance of the alley, she just wanted to It should be no problem to lure the monster away from the siblings. According to her physical strength, it should be no problem to run to the shrine, but!The feet were entangled! !Before he could react, he was thrown aside by the big frog.Gu Weichen is not a god, nor a ghost, nor a monster... This fall almost killed her, she clutched her waist in pain and looked at the monster gradually moving towards the Necromancer brothers and sisters, clenched her fists, "No !!" This roar made her throat sore and spit out a mouthful of blood... It feels like she is going to die this time!The wound on the hand is also open...

Yato...Where are you...Please show up quickly!

"Counter! Reaper!"

Hearing this, Weichen opened his eyes wide and watched the pair of undead brothers and sisters turn into two beams of light in the sky. This kind of scene was also seen when Nagiyin turned into a Nagi, that is to say, those two children also ... Artifact?In other words, the woman riding on the back of a lion and wearing revealing clothes is a god?Weichen watched intently as the woman on the lion's back easily dealt with the big frog, then got off the lion's back and walked towards her.

"It's really...God..." Weichen opened his eyes wide and watched the woman restore the artifact to a human form. There are so many artifacts, even the lion is... an artifact?According to what Yato said, the more miraculous, the higher the level of gods. Is this woman a very big god?Anyway, according to the current situation, he should be a higher god than Yato!

"Zhaoma, can this child really see us?" The woman knelt down and looked at Weichen with neither curiosity nor surprise.

"The exact situation is unknown, but..." The boy in uniform pushed his glasses and looked at Weichen seriously, "The injury is serious."

"Sister, do you want to take it back? This guy saved us when we were attacked by monsters." The brother and sister of the undead just ran over and pestered the woman who was staring at her.

"But it's very troublesome. If you take the undead human beings away from this world, you will be lost." The uncle who had just turned into a lion looked at Weichen, full of curiosity, "Humans, can they actually see us? That's really strange."

"Li, is it difficult to understand it as yin and yang eyes..." Weichen was surrounded by so many people for the first time, and he was... lying on the ground and completely unable to stand up!It was like being treated like a wounded monkey in a zoo...Damn it!Don't be so mean!She gritted her teeth and stood up abruptly, but her waist seemed to be truncated in pain, so she had to lean on the wall. The excessive pain blurred her vision, and she staggered a few steps before falling to the ground and losing consciousness .I am ashamed to go back to see Yato...

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"Yo! Weichen, I'm sorry I've been busy these two days, but today I'm going to take you to meet a new friend, let me tell you... ah?" Yetou froze with a grinning expression on his face, and blinked his eyes Looking at the empty room, "What's going on, isn't he still here? Although I'm prepared to be beaten up, but... um... why is that guy not at home in the middle of the night?"

"Yato!!" Nagione ran over panting, panting, "Yato, Auntie Inoue said, Weichen hasn't been home for two days! I also went to Mr. Tanigawa's place just now, and Mr. Tanigawa said, After meeting Weichen on the road the day before yesterday, I didn’t see Weichen anymore. Mr. Gu Chuan has been calling Weichen for the past few days but no one answered. Moreover, Mr. Gu Chuan found the mobile phone he bought for Weichen in an alley …Couldn’t it be, something happened to Weichen! Hey! Yato, are you listening to me!”

"Listen!" Yato frowned, turned and walked out of the balcony, "Look around, it should be all right, absolutely, all right!"

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When Weichen regained consciousness, what he smelled was a very fragrant smell, and then he heard the sound of birds and the noise of people... When he opened his eyes, the place he saw was not a hospital ward, nor Aunt Inoue’s house. room, but a place I've never seen before... quaint.

"Hmm... where am I?" Weichen raised his hand and rubbed his hair, then sat up in a daze, the wound on his hand disappeared without a trace, the back pain that was dying before is nothing at all now , the most important thing is... the eyes... see clearly!

"Yo? Are you awake?" The person who opened the door and came in was a guy in a robe. His skin was a bit...bronze, and he looked like a pharmacist who was good at using Gu?Hmm... From Weichen's point of view, that's it, a boy in uniform is following behind... That's right!That guy, the one I saw in the alley yesterday, the Goddess' artifact!What?Could it be that this is the mansion of God?

"Excuse me, miss, please raise your hand, let me check the wound on your body?" The pharmacist smiled and stretched out his hand to Weichen, "It's okay, it's okay, I'm just checking the wound for you, miss That's all."

"Well, who are you?"

"Next is Luba, the pharmacist, and the one behind me is the most popular artifact in front of Lord Bishamon here, Zhaoma." Luba said as he got up and put Zhaoma's shoulders on his shoulders and smiled, "But this guy is actually a Big idiot~~"

"What are you talking about, Luba!" Zhaoma pulled away Luba's hand on his shoulder, walked over and looked down at Weichen, "Although I don't quite understand why you saw the ghost, but thank you very much for saving me. Shuba and Kaba."

"Shuba? Qiaba? Who?" Weichen twitched the corner of his mouth and smiled. The name is too magical to look at directly!

"Well~ the two children you saved without even risking your life are also Lord Bishamon's artifact." Luba said proudly, "Everyone here is Lord Bishamon's artifact, ah, except you Besides~ you don't know what a divine weapon is, do you? A divine weapon is..."

"Come on, here, everyone is... divine weapon?" Weichen looked out of the window, feeling that it was very noisy outside. Judging from the situation, there should be more than [-] divine weapons outside!Sure enough, Weichen got out of bed and ran to the window, opened the curtains and looked downstairs, there were so many! !All are artifacts?Are you kidding me? [-]? [-]?No... that's just... too much!

"Hey~ It doesn't look like you're surprised~ But that's right, you can see gods, monsters, and artifacts, you~ you have a pretty good physique." Lu Ba leaned on the window sill and looked at Weichen, Laughing, "Are you interested in letting me dissect it~"

"Ha ha."

Weichen glanced at Lu Ba coldly, "Do you think it's possible?"

"Hey~ did you refuse? It's not fun. Hey, forget it~" Lu Ba sighed, and pointed to the soup on the bedside table, "Where is the soup, drink it while it's hot, and keep you safe from all diseases~ If If there is nothing else, I can go back first, Zhao Ma-kun should be gentle with girls~"

etc!What was that guy's last ambiguous sentence about?Weichen swallowed and looked at Zhaoma who pushed his glasses and walked towards her seriously, maintaining the state where Zhaoma took a step forward and she took a step in the opposite direction, "Well, where is this? Can I go home? Well? Well... In fact, what did I save? Shuba and Qiba, that is, I don’t want them to be eaten by monsters or something, no, don’t thank me too much haha! Ah~ how should I put it, please don’t come closer QAQ!"

"My name is Zhaoma." Zhaoma said lightly, and then bowed deeply, "Thank you for saving Shuba and Karaba, and thank you...for saving Nagiyin."

"Eh?" Save Nagione, what's the matter with this child?

"Yatou God is quite special, and he is more particular about artifacts. Thank you for saving Nagione, who is now a Yato artifact at that time. In this way, Yato's future activities will be more secure." Zhao Ma Smiling, "The reason why you can see us should be because of your fate with Ye Fighting God."

"...Why do you suddenly feel so disgusted when you say something like making a fate and such a useless god." Weichen muttered in a low voice, and the agreed to be on call is a convenient and safe Yedou God!In the end it wasn't, it didn't show up... She sighed and smiled, "I don't know if it's luck or tragedy."

"Lucky, Yato is a very good god. Your name is Gu Weichen?" Zhaoma asked, "Can I ask you something?"

"Wait, what, I'm human, I can't accept it if I dissect it!!" Weichen quickly shrank aside, looking at Zhaoma vigilantly, "I can be considered a magic weapon if I know how to punch. I won't show mercy either!"

"No, it's not like that." Zhaoma shook her head and waved her hands nervously, and sighed, "Pina will definitely come to ask Miss Weichen something later, please, don't tell me about you and Yeto, and There is something between Nagione. There is a deep hatred between my master and Yato, if I let her know, I cannot guarantee your safety."

"...I see." Weichen nodded heavily. In fact, she didn't dare to mention Yato in front of Bishamon, because she felt that the god called Bishamon was so majestic and terrifying, just like Yato. This kind of god is completely different without any seriousness!

"How does Miss Weichen feel now? Is there any discomfort?" Zhao Ma asked, then laughed, "Lu Ba is our pharmacist, proficient in various medical skills, if there is any discomfort, tell me now , I'll let him come over and have a look."

"No need, it can even cure myopia, it's really amazing... Also, just call me Weichen ~ don't add anything about you or not, it's so annoying. Also! Zhaoma, like As Luba said, are all the artifacts below?" Weichen asked curiously, grabbed the window frame and looked at the bustling heads below, "It's amazing, that guy Yato is so shabby that even Nagione is because of me. I just followed him, but Bishamon God actually has so many artifacts, it's too powerful!"

"Indeed... But, so many artifacts will eventually bring harm to the owner." Zhao Ma looked at the artifacts below seriously, "The more artifacts, the more troublesome it is to manage. Divine artifacts are just like people. Emotions are eager to be cared for. Once the artifact is possessed, it will have a very bad influence on the owner. I think these Yatos should have told you? In the past few days, Yato should also be ruthless by Nagione Torture it hard."

"Huh?" Weichen looked at Zhaoma puzzled, recalled the scenes that had happened in the past few days since Yato had Nagione, and burst out laughing, "Yato is cute, everyone, don't bully him... yes Zhaoma! I saw it at that time! Lion! Bishamon is sitting on the lion’s back! Is that lion also a sacred artifact? Also, clothes...underwear...what are they also sacred artifacts?"

"Ah."

"Eh? Isn't the artifact a weapon? Clothes or something..." Weichen looked at Zhaoma curiously, and smirked, "Oh~~~~ I seem to know something~ Zhaoma, as an artifact, is underwear, Or a coat? Or a hat?"

"Wei, Miss Weichen, don't think too much!" Zhao Ma blushed and shook her head vigorously, "I'm just an earring, responsible for positioning or something."

"Huh?" Weichen blinked and smiled, "It looks great!"

"No haha~" Zhao Ma scratched her hair embarrassedly and smiled, "Speaking of which, Miss Weichen is quite brave."

"Of course!" Weichen pouted proudly, with a confident look on his face, "It's fine to just call him Weichen, and you don't need to add the title Miss!"

"okay."

"Zhaoma? Are you chatting?" Outside the door, Bishamon crossed his arms and looked at Weichen with a smile, "Can I join?"

Eh? ! !

Weichen hurriedly bowed and saluted, and became nervous, "Yes! Yes!"

"Don't be so nervous, big tongue." Zhaoma frowned and smiled, patted Weichen's shoulder, and whispered, "It's okay, don't mention those two people, understand?"

"Because the other party is Bishamon God, so I unconsciously get nervous!" Weichen gave Zhaoma a thumbs-up gesture, and said in a low voice, "It's not wrong to leave acting to me!"

"A... play? Ah, this is really... Forget it orz" Zhao Ma looked at Wei Chen worriedly, and sighed, still worried that Wei Chen would say something, so he should pay more attention!After all, if a name like Yato came out of Wuchen's mouth under such circumstances, a big battle would be inevitable... Fortunately, I threw away Weichen's cell phone in advance, otherwise Yeto will definitely die in the next few days. The life-threatening serial call, if Pi Na answers the call when Weichen is unconscious, the situation will become super scary!Please, please, don't make mistakes, Miss Weichen! ! !