Why can't the school take the lead?

In the past few days, they visited the scenic spots in City B, and chose a sunny day to climb the Great Wall.

They got up very early, but they still couldn't escape Su Yao's love bento.

In order to pretend to be poor, Wei Xun suggested to go by subway or bus.

It took some time on the road, but when we arrived at the Great Wall, we were refreshed by the wind above.

Although the weather was fine when we came here, and the sun was shining, it was still a little hot, but the wind started to pick up as soon as we got up, and our face hurt from breathing.

Xue Lai took a lot of photos and sent them to Qin Rang, but Qin Rang didn't care to look at the scenery, and kept yelling that they should not forget to bring delicious food when they came back.

And when I hung up the phone, I asked again and again.

At the end of the call, Xue Lai pointed to the second beacon tower, raised his eyebrows at Wei Xun, and said in a provocative tone, "Xunzi, do you want to compare and see who goes up first."

"Okay." Wei Xun set off first without waiting for Xue Lai to start.

There are many people on the Great Wall at this time, whoever goes up first has to rely on metaphysics, just like Xue Lai is not as lucky as Wei Xun, he was blocked on the road several times.

So Wei Xun has been here for a long time, and Xue Lai can finally go up.Wei Xun asked: "Tell me, what is the reward?"

Xue Lai put his hands on his legs and panted heavily. He was already sweating, but Wei Xun's face was clear and clear of sweat. He leaned against the crenel, his hair was blown by the wind, and he looked clean and fresh. handsome.

Xue Lai's Adam's apple twitched, and he leaned over: "The reward is I will kiss you."

There are so many people here, Wei Xun is thin-skinned, and pushes Xue Lai away: "Then you win, shall I kiss you?"

Xue Lai hummed, he knew what Wei Xun was thinking about, but he just wanted to tease him: "Just kiss, no one else will see."

Wei Xun: "Childish."

After speaking, he pissed off.

As soon as Wei Xun left, Xue Lai leaned against the fence and gasped for breath. An old man with a goatee and a fortune-telling round sunglasses passed by. He took off his glasses and said, "Oh, brother, we are really destined."

The old man didn't speak, but Xue Lai could still remember who it was just by the iconic round sunglasses and goatee.He covered his face and pretended not to know him, thinking that the old man would call him hypocritical when he saw him, and they must have a mismatch, so the old man would selectively ignore his rather muscular body.

Uncle Piansheng really stood beside him and kept saying that he was false:

"Young man, you are not in good health. You have only come in and walked so far, and you are panting like this?"

"Hey, young people nowadays like to play with their mobile phones. It's no wonder that you go to the square dance more when you have time, and learn from those old men and aunts..."

"It's okay to learn from me. I participated in the marathon a week ago and won No.1 among young people..."

"Grandpa, can we talk nicely? Don't brag. How can you run faster than young people at your age?" Xue Lai couldn't stand it anymore. If he said he had a strong body, he would believe it, but if he said he was going to participate in a marathon, he would have to be No. 1, really exaggerated.

He looked at the old man from head to toe. In addition to the iconic round sunglasses and goatee, he also held a black cane in his hand. His height did not reach his shoulders, and he had to look up when talking to him.

With white hair and a childlike face, she looks quite...Q.

"I didn't brag. If you don't believe us, we can compete. Just get to Haohan Slope first. I can spare you a few steps and let you run first." The uncle opened the thermos, took a sip, and narrowed his eyes into a line. It was a smack of enjoyment, and my face became more rosy and shiny after this mouthful.

Following the wind, Xue Lai smelled something tricky, and there must be a secret hidden in this cup: "Master! What are you drinking?"

"Hot water, what can I have?" The uncle hurriedly hugged the thermos, and hid it in his arms with a nervous expression. This time, he even dropped his walking stick.

Xue Lai looked sideways: "Master, you are my dear uncle, take a look, and then look over there." He pointed to the clouds outside, and then pointed to the steeper steps and the crowded crowd ahead, " How dare you drink here?!"

Xue Lai took off the big thermos bottle on his back: "Master, be obedient, pour out the wine, and my younger brother invites you to drink hot water, so that you can beautify yourself."

The uncle snorted, and ran away with the crowd with his little thermos in his arms, not even his cane.

Xue Lai picked up the cane and shouted: "Master, you don't want this anymore?"

"Let's leave it to those in need!" the uncle replied.

Xue Lai: "Hey, the ears are not receding, which proves that the body is very good."

When Wei Xun came back, he happened to see Xue Lai shouting at the crowd with his cane raised, and someone in the crowd returned him. He walked over and imitated Xue Lai's tone and said, "Okay, Xue Zai, who are you hooking up with while I'm not here?"

Unexpectedly, Xue Lai picked his chin and got very close in an instant, and their noses touched.Wei Xun's teasing failed and he blushed. Just as he missed Xue Lai's gaze, he heard Xue Lai leaning closer to his ear, and his voice was so flirtatious: "A handsome and handsome man, I will take you to see him right away." See."

After finishing speaking, he pulled Wei Xunyou through the crowd like a fish, and saw a little old man wearing round sunglasses turning his head three times a step. Isn't this the old man at the exit of the station: "Xue Lai! This is..."

"No! It's not him! It's nothing!" Xue Lai interrupted him before he could finish speaking.

"Isn't this the old grandfather who talked about you at the train station!" Wei Xun was covered several times, and finally said it completely, so happy.

It's just that someone is autistic.

Xue Lai's head was full of black lines: I knew it.

Soon they caught up with the old man, Xue Lai grabbed the old man's shoulders, and pushed him to the side of the road. He tried his best not to gasp for breath, and didn't give the old man a chance to say that he was lying: "Master, thermos cup Give me!"

When the uncle refused, Xue Lai started to fight. The two argued for a long time, but Xue Lai didn't take it away.

The uncle frowned, and looked at Wei Xun with a bullied expression: "Brother, save me quickly."

"Xue Lai, why did you rob Grandpa?" Wei Xun separated them with a question mark on his face.

The uncle took the opportunity to escape, Xue Lai: "Hey, why did you run away, you little old man? Stop!"

While they were chasing the uncle, Xue Lai explained it to him. In this way, Wei Xun understood, it was unbelievable: "A man climbed the Great Wall and still drank! How did he bring it up? Hurry up!"

So with the concerted efforts of the two, they finally snatched the grandpa's thermos.Unhappy, the uncle raised his eyebrows and walked forward on his own.

Xue Lai also snorted, ignoring the old man who doesn't understand good people.

The two of them were angry, and one walked faster than the other. Wei Xun shook his head when he saw the two elementary school students in front of him, thinking, he was the only one who was reliable when there were three people in a group.

Thinking this way, he quickly caught up and took the initiative to take on the responsibility of adjusting the atmosphere. He searched his brains and tried to find a topic, but he had no experience: "Look, it's Yun!"

The uncle followed Wei Xun's fingertips and looked outside. Looking around, the sky is high and the earth is wide, except for clouds, there are still clouds: "Childish."

The old man said that he was childish, Xue Lai naturally couldn't let the old man look down on him again, so he said, "Childish."

Wei Xun: "..."

The higher you go, the stronger the wind.

A gust of wind blew past, and the shape of the cloud changed again and again. Wei Xun looked at it and murmured, "Like a little sheep."

"It's a puppy!" said the uncle, "It's still a white curly Teddy!"

"This is Samoyed, the smiling angel Samoyed." Xue Lai stretched out his arms and compared the size, "It's so big!"

Due to disagreement, the three of them fell apart and ignored each other.

It was noon after walking, and the uncle took out the pastry made by the most famous shop in City B, and waved it in front of their eyes for a long time, with a dazed expression: "Tsk tsk, it's so delicious."

"!!" This couldn't be tolerated, Wei Xun took out a strawberry cake from Xue Lai's bag: "It's so sweet."

Xue Lai didn't show any weakness, he took out the beef jerky and gnawed on it: "It's really strong!"

The uncle unwrapped a pack of Boli seaweed, took out a piece and put it in his mouth in slow motion: "I know the taste of the sea!"

Wei Xun Snickers: "Sweep hunger, be yourself!"

Xue Lai Chocolate: "Enjoy silky smoothness."

Uncle opened a bottle of pulsation: "Pulse back anytime, anywhere."

Xue Lai searched but couldn't find the advertisement words, Wei Xun pointed to the water in his hand, Xue Lai suddenly realized: "Nongfu Spring, a little sweet."

Now that I have eaten and drank enough, the uncle took out the chewing gum: "It's my Yida."

Xue Lai didn't expect the uncle to have snacks in his bag. He winked at Wei Xun, but Wei Xun couldn't think of anything else.

At the same time, they also climbed up the Haohan Slope on the eighth floor of the north, because the three of them walked in a hurry, panting, with blood rushing up, and each of them blushed more than the other.

Someone in the crowd said: "Hey, these three are a little weak."

Wei Xun, Xue Lai, uncle: "!!"

They searched for the source of the sound one after another, but they were still human except for the dark crowd, but they found nothing.

Xue Lai smiled: "Hmph, old man, if you let you talk about me again, you will be punished. Dare to ask whether it is true or not?"

The old man patted Wei Xun who was next to him: "Cut, I think you are fake, and this young man and I are fake. Look at your sweat, you can wring out water when you wipe it with a towel."

Xue Lai said, "I'm born to sweat, there's nothing I can do about it."

The old man sat on the steps and looked at the road he had walked: "I have walked so far."

Wei Xun also sat down: "That's right, we walked fast, and we didn't feel tired on the way."

Xue Lai stood up straight in order to prove his worthiness: "Whoever sits is vain."

Wei Xun said with emotion: "Grandpa, you are in good health!"

The uncle raised his chin arrogantly.

Wei Xun: "What do you think?"

The uncle thought about it seriously, with a lot of thoughts: "I'm a little hungry."

I ate a lot of snacks just now, but it was of no use, and I was hungry again soon.

The uncle handed Wei Xun a pack of Boli: "Brother, let's exchange food."

So, Wei Xun took off the bag from Xue Lai, and happily exchanged food with the uncle.Xue Lai was bored standing alone, and joined in. Soon the bags of the three of them were empty, except for Wei Xun and the others, who still had something in their bags.

The uncle saw it, and saw it was a very beautiful bento box, quite tall, with three layers: "What is this? Can I have a taste?"

This is the 'love bento' made by Ms. Su Yao for them. Wei Xun honestly wanted to say something like no, it's not delicious.Xue Lai took the first step: "Yes."

The uncle rubbed his hands happily and opened it: "..."

This is only the first floor, and he has no appetite at all. The first floor is pastry, and there are shapes on the pastry, full of grimaces, a little scary.

Xue Lai smiled and said, "Although it doesn't look good, it's delicious. If you don't believe me, try it."

...I believe you a ghost.

Here is the 888-meter Haohan Slope, which is the highest point. The wind blows the flag above it and makes a sound. The uncle has enough food, drink and rest. Feeling it, he walked to the crenel and put his hands together on his mouth. On: "Ah——"

This sound was full of arrogance, and the uncle was very proud to pick Xue Lai's goatee.

Of course Xue Lai was not to be outdone, jumped up instantly, and competed with the uncle with a "ah" come "ah" go.

Among the tourists who climbed Haohan Slope, there were many people who shouted a few times, but this was the only one who kept shouting to them.

The two of them said one sentence, which attracted tourists to wait and see.Now that the Internet is developed, some anchors even turned their cameras to them, excitedly commenting with their friends in the live broadcast room off-site, and asking for gifts:

"Who can hold on till the end, Grandpa or Marshal? Thank you pok for the plane, thank you huh for the rocket launcher.

good!The tide turned!Now Da Shuai Bi has already shouted, and this call is higher than the key of Uncle Bi Bi!

Sir, can you connect?Let's push the camera to the uncle and wait and see..."

The uncle waved at the camera and knew how to interact with the friends in the live broadcast room. After the interaction, he took a deep breath and shouted.

Wei Xun rested his forehead and sighed: I don't know them, I don't know them.

At the end of the live broadcast of that little beauty, some bosses in the live broadcast room directly started a bet, betting on who will win in the final competition between the uncle and the handsome man, and the loser will get a gift. ——

In the second half of the game, the voices of both of them were almost smoking, and it was up to who could make the last sound.

Uncle: "Gee."

Xue Lai opened his mouth, and after a while, no sound came out.

The beautiful host raised the uncle's hand high and shouted: "Master wins! The gift is ready! Thank you nnn for sending it..."

Wei Xun covered his face, handed them the thermos bottle, and moved away after handing it over.

Say it silently three thousand times in your heart: I don't know them, I don't know them...

To be honest, going up was easy and going down was hard. When going down, the legs of the three of them shook one by one.

The uncle patted Xue Lai on the shoulder, and snorted: "Seeing that your legs are shaking, those who didn't know thought you had osteoporosis."

"Aren't you the same?" Xue Lai pointed at the uncle's leg and smiled, "If you want me to say that we are not the same, don't say anyone else."

Wei Xun only asked Xue Lai to talk less.

At this moment, the uncle suddenly stopped and couldn't leave. He stood on the crenel with his hands behind his back and looked out. He said righteously: "You go first, the air here is fresh and the scenery is good. I will stay a little longer."

Wei Xun thought that Xue Lai's words made the uncle unhappy, so he pushed Xue Lai and said in a low voice, "We have to give way to Grandpa, you go and apologize."

Xue Lai made a cut, and whispered to Wei Xun, "What are you sorry for, my uncle's legs are weak and he can't walk anymore. He's trying to cover it up. A cooked duck has a hard mouth. Look at me..."

Xue Lai pushed his way against the crowd and squatted in front of the old man: "Tch, you proud old man, come up, I'll carry you on my back."

"Don't think I don't know what you're up to. You just want me to admit defeat and praise you." The uncle was not polite, and he was instantly cheerful. He lay on Xue Lai's back: "Brother! Look at your back!" For my sake, you are worthy!"

The old man spoke boldly, but after hearing a "click", Xue Lai did not stand up, but instead supported his waist: "Waist, waist, waist, waist..."

Wei Xun stood aside with his arms folded, thinking that Xue Lai was being flattered by the uncle, so he received: "Cheke is making trouble."

uncle:"……"

Xue Lai: "..."

"Huh! Really! Brother! This guy has a twisted waist." The uncle got off Xue Lai indifferently, limped to the side of the crenel, and began to look at the scenery again, "You go, don't worry about me."

Wei Xun: "..."

Xue Lai: "..."

Wei Xun helped Xue Lai reset his bones, and massaged him for a long time. Finally, the two of them lifted the old man down together.

The posture was already in place, and the uncle gave an order: "Brothers, rush to the duck!"

They went through untold hardships and finally arrived at the parking lot.

The uncle wiped his tears and waved goodbye: "Brothers, to tell you the truth, I ran away from home, and my son didn't treat me as well as you do."

Speaking of this, a "Dad" pierced through the crowd and hit the brain.

They searched for the sound and saw a middle-aged man with glasses running over. His beer belly was shaking and tears were still in his eyes. His face was red and he was fat and white. He looked like a Russian nesting doll.

He raised his two arms and hugged the uncle, snot and tears: "Why did you run out without saying a word? Fortunately, your mobile phone has a location. What should I do if I meet a bad guy?!"

The man chased after him all the way, even up to the Great Wall, but he was too fat and walked slowly, always a little distance from his dad, and never caught up. Now that he finally caught up, he breathed a sigh of relief.Just looking at the wary eyes of these two people, it's like watching a bad guy.

Hey, Xue Lai couldn't bear this little temper, and wanted to come forward to argue.

Hearing a 'pop', the sound was quite loud, the uncle hit the man on the back, pointed at the two young men: "Fart! They treat me much better than you! This is my grandson! My grandson!"

The man looked at them and blinked his clear and ignorant eyes: "Thank you."

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and helped the old man get into the car: "Let's go, Dad."

Xue Lai and Wei Xun felt something was wrong while waving their hands.

Wei Xun: "Why do you listen to the younger generation?"

After thinking about it again, he felt that there was nothing wrong, the old man was indeed old enough to be their grandfather.

Until Xue Lai woke up the dreamer with a word: "The promised brother!"

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