56. Feel gay

There is a courtesan, a "group pet", a punk siren, and a heroic man...

Facing the option board in front of him, Gu Yijia was really confused, "Didn't it be agreed that all variety shows have scripts? I can't even figure out my own position now..."

While talking to himself as if nothing had happened, he quickly sorted out his thoughts secretly.

Under the default setting that everyone knows that variety shows have scripts, the master variety show can still play new tricks.

When signing the contract, the program team did not disclose the information of other guests at all.

It is also stated that this is to ensure the real reaction of the characters to achieve the best program effect.Uncle Lei asked him to keep it absolutely secret before filming started.

Counted.

If you buy something, you won't be able to sell it well. When you meet a level boss at the level of a master variety show, it's useless to hone your experience in variety shows.

Gu Yijia thought with a wry smile, these days he has stupidly trained a lot of physical fitness to prepare for the show.

Although Zhou Qilian was accompanied by Zhou Qilian when practicing every morning.In the connected voice, he could even hear Zhou Qi panting beside his ear.

But this is not consolation, it is torture.

He has to use willpower to insist on alternating strength training and aerobic training.

On the one hand, he couldn't control the sweat flowing down Zhou Qi's chin, over his clear neck, over his collarbone, and then all the way deep into the invisible area under his collar...

call.

Others' training is to strengthen the body, while his training is the double whipping of mental strength and endurance.

Putting so much effort into preparations is just to shine in the show.

As a result, I can only comfort myself now, hard work may not be rewarded, but it will definitely not be in vain.

The title of the program on the page given to him by the master comprehensive teacher was called "Catch Up for the Rest of My Life", but now it has become "Let's Go Stupid Together".

From the name, I feel that the temperament and style of the show has completely changed. Could it be that it has changed from an extreme competitive variety show to a slow variety show?

"Can I ask a question?" Gu Yijia thought for a while and asked cautiously.

The follow-up director said: They only answered one of the four options related.

Good der, Schrödinger's variety show content.

It seems that either the content and form are very complicated, and the questions are useless, or the structure is random, and it is all guided by the characters.

After thinking about it for a while, Gu Yijia expressed his analysis to the camera, "If there is a main coffee, the other few should be related to the main coffee... What punishment will be given to the person I choose first?"

"I was ranked last in the first lottery." The filming director didn't play tricks anymore.

Starting from the first choice, it is necessary to establish an antagonistic relationship?

Huge crater, moon crater.

Gu Yijia smiled inscrutablely, according to the rules?I believe in your evil.

"Then I can guess the guests myself without the announcement of the program group, right?" Gu Yijia decided to break the stick and started bargaining with the director, "Give me a reward for guessing right?"

Immediately connect with the planning team to discuss with the filming director.Everyone obviously didn't expect that the character they selected that could best handle things according to the script would not play according to the rules as soon as they came up.

After discussing like birds for a long time, the final conclusion of the director team is: Yes, but he will be punished if he guesses wrong.

Gu Yijia raised the corners of her lips, "I'm willing to bet and admit defeat, no problem."

The car started and drove in the city where the night was hazy and still not awake.Gu Yijia drove slowly on the empty street, reasoning information along the way.

Among the guest tips given by the program group, most of them are general words and not the personalities of artists, so it is difficult to infer.

But one of them has very obvious characteristics.

Punk Siren.

Literally associated information includes singers, bands, mavericks, and vocal highlights.

Superimposed together, the answer is ready to come out - Song Ji.

A professional singer who combines bel canto and pop, has a beautiful and unique voice, once served as the lead singer of a punk band, and is low-key and free and easy.

Gu Yijia can guess this level even without cheating with his reborn memory.

It is estimated that the program group deliberately left an option similar to "choose C for all".

A maverick punk singer, who has a similar relationship with everyone.

Therefore, guessing Song Ji is not very helpful to reasoning about the other guests, it is a sub-question.

If Gu Yijia asked the program team to announce him first, then he would definitely enter a series of punishments for sitting hahaha.

According to the program arrangement, he can get silly and sweet cute characters.

But the homogenization is too high. For a fresh face like him who has just appeared on the screen, the audience will laugh and forget after watching it.

Then it doesn't make sense for him to record this show.

If you want to find a sense of presence in the show to keep the focus, you have to use your brain.

He licked his lower lip, followed the director's face in the rearview mirror and said, "Set up the navigation, let's pick up the punk siren first, Song Ji."

Then, he really saw the astonished look on the director's face.

I found the right direction to solve the problem.

Gu Yijia happily listened to the busy work of the director and the cameraman in the back seat, and then took the address given by them to prepare to have a reconciliation with Song Ji.

Through the monitor screen, Zhou Qi and Ru Shilei, who were sitting together, saw all this in their eyes.

The Grand Master was a little helpless, and said with some expectation: "This little Gu is very smart, and he actually bypassed the first pit."

Zhou Qi smiled lightly on his thin lips.

Of course, this is the person he fancy.

In the picture, the stern Song Ji learned that he was the first to be announced.

He simply stood up calmly, turned his hands towards the camera, and made a gesture of thanks for the award.

In the end, he heard his follow-up director remind him that he was directly guessed by the "guide".

Song Ji grinned arrogantly and forcefully, and joked, "It's my fault that I don't have enough sense of mystery."

Then he clacked the suitcase handsomely, and went downstairs with his things.

But it's a pity that he fell down in less than three seconds after being handsome.

Song Ji, who was sitting in the passenger seat, turned his head to look at Gu Yijia from time to time, then looked at Gu Yijia, and then looked at Gu Yijia again.

In this way, he couldn't regain his senses from the intense mental stimulation of seeing the seventh sibling when he went downstairs.

Not only that, but deep regret and sadness were written in his originally thick eyebrows and deep aggressive eyes.

Ah, why do you have to use the sponsor's mobile phone to enter the show? !

He couldn't just log in to his WeChat account and go to the "Seventh brother is also giving out dog food today" group to express his emotions!

Don't tell him gritty punk!Punk is true temperament, and when you have emotions, you must express your emotions as soon as possible!

But now... he's too frustrated now...

Obviously got the luck of being chosen by heaven to record a variety show with the seventh sibling, but he couldn't make other people in the group bark with envy.

What's the point of him being a punk?

Alas... He sighed in his heart, why didn't he write the script at all?

I knew that he could bring some gifts and special products to the seventh siblings to express the love of the elders.

In fact, he was still a little reluctant to participate in this variety show until the itinerary was confirmed.

He's not an idol, so instead of being familiar in variety shows, it's better to squat in a shed and grind EP.

But recently, he has a promotional task, which is a small sweet pet show where he cameo in order to win the qualification to sing the theme song.

In it, he plays the second male lead who can't ask for it.

After finally filming a sweet and greasy love drama, I wanted to return to my main business, but in the end I had to do a variety show because of Xiaotian.

Before, it was really all kinds of reluctance, but now it's all kinds of luck that I didn't give up in advance.

The guys in the group are all familiar with the seventh sibling, and now it's finally his turn to appear.

Song Ji showed obvious happiness and hummed a song.It's the theme song of Little Sweet Pet.

None of the grim self-awareness of a former punk band frontman.

Gu Yijia also felt the weirdness of Song Ji around him.He doesn't quite match the rumored cruel singer's personality, but variety shows are places where old ones are broken and new ones are created.

Gu Yijia is confident that he can get acquainted with everyone during the recording.

He took out the question board and asked Song Ji: "Brother Song, do you have any ideas for the others?"

"Let me see." Song Ji took the prompt board as steadily as an old dog.

But his heart was running wildly: The seventh sibling didn't wear makeup?What kind of godly beauty is this... No wonder the seventh brother fell down.

When you have a chance to get back your phone, you must immediately post it in the group to show off!He secretly decided.

No, I can't watch it anymore, I feel gay.

But even so, when he and Gu Yijia got together to analyze the other guests, Song Ji couldn't help but secretly looked at them many times...

And he didn't know at all that these actions of his were faithfully connected through the live broadcast, and the whole process fell into Zhou Qi's eyes.

Ru Shilei laughed, "Song Ji has a lot of small expressions, so this paragraph has something to watch."

Zhou Qi made a heck sound with his nose, indicating that he remembered it.

"There is a quotation mark on 'Tuan Chong', which probably means an antonym of group bullying." Gu Yijia said his inference, "Maybe it is a member of the boy group, or it may be a relative title."

The two shook their heads together, without thinking.

"Courtesy girls...girls?" Song Ji offered advice, "But describing girls like this is not enough of a gentleman, the program team won't do that."

Before the gentleman Song Ji came, although he said he didn't want it, he was blunt and dedicated to make up for the whole series of programs of the Great Comprehensive Master.

Knowing that even though the character of the Grand Comprehensive Master is questionable, his values ​​are super positive.

Gu Yijia nodded, and marked next to the courtesan: male.

"I can only start with 'Iron Man True Fragrance'. Do you have an idea?" Gu Yijia subconsciously bit the pen cap.

"I have an idea...wrong and right are [-] to [-] percent." Song Ji said bluntly.

Gu Yijia breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words, "What I want is your words. The director team, now I request to use the right of publication to announce the 'group favorite'."

Qiu Yining sat in the back seat with a dazed expression, and followed the filming director to another car. At this time, there were only the three of them and the surveillance camera in the car.

"What's the situation, what do you mean this is...you?" Qiu Yining looked back and forth between Song Ji and Gu Yijia.

On the one hand, he couldn't accept himself and fell into the variety show punishment group.

On the other hand, it is unacceptable that Song Ji and Gu Yijia are in collusion.

"Why was Song Jiji guessed, but I was given up!" Qiu Yining was indignant.

"Tian Ji horse racing. You are a good horse, so use bad moves."

Although Song Ji comforted Qiu Er with his mouth, he was crying in his heart.

What if he agreed to play the variety show Happy Tour with his seventh sibling?

This has not been happy for more than 30 minutes, and the dream is shattered, and a Qiu Er will be brought along.

Punk is so angry, Punk wants to smash the guitar!

"President Ning is fine, I will take it for you when you are punished." Gu Yijia smiled confidently.

"No, no, no! I'd better do it by myself!" Although Qiu Yining was sitting, his legs went limp in an instant, this was killing him!

Combining the circle of friends of Song Ji and Qiu Yining, it is very easy to find "Iron Man True Fragrance".

He Ang sat in the co-pilot, looking at the other two group members with smiles of "Finally it's your turn".

He subconsciously shrunk his head down to avoid the tragedy of poking the roof of the car.

"Old He, what's your posture? Question the driver's skills?" Song Ji began to sow discord.

"I..." He Ang felt aggrieved, looked at the happy atmosphere of a group of elementary school students on a spring outing in the car, and had a bold idea in his heart.

"That courtesan, shouldn't it be Ah Tie?"

"He Ang, I'm going to kill you!" Ruan Siyi squeezed into the back seat in shame and anger, pinching He Ang's neck, "Who told you to call that nickname in front of the camera!"

"When this episode airs, your nickname will be a hot search, it's worth it." Song Ji added fuel to the fire.

"Ah Tie, just admit it. We've been calling you for so long. It's time for audiences all over the country to know your true colors. Hahahaha..." Come, Qiu Yining began to make moves.

"Director, I want to quit!" Ruan Siyi hugged her head.

"It's too late. Your nickname will definitely be cut into the show and tied to the pillar of shame in history. Forget it, real men are not afraid of showing their underwear!" He Ang calmly drank water while being shaken.

Gu Yijia drove the car conscientiously, and understood the positioning of "Going Stupid Together"...

The elementary school chatter interaction of the guests in the car is really relevant.

But the main coffee...he had a vague guess in his heart, but he wasn't quite sure.

Ru Shilei in front of the monitor is satisfied with the materials collected in the video.

This group of new generations in the entertainment industry, who are tired of being famous in the camera, are close friends in life, what are they like outside of work?

"It's your turn next." Ru Shilei nodded to Zhou Qi.

Zhou Qi got through the call with everyone in Gu Yijia's car, and his gaze fell on Gu Yijia's face in the monitor.

His clear voice was a little lazy, "Everyone, are you ready to go silly with me?"

Then he got his wish and saw the corners of Gu Yijia's lips raised quickly after being slightly taken aback.

The author has something to say: Zhou Qi: Tsk, taking four oil bottles for honeymoon.

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Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of red jasmine;

Thank you~

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Today's ending song:

The wind blows from afar and quietly passes through the sleeping city

That's when I started dreaming of you walking into my world

——"Cat Forest"

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