After rebirth, I just want to rely on my face

"Ah Tie, you idiot! Damn, ah! Ah!"

He Ang is big, and the top of his head is close to the roof of the car when sitting in the SMART, but when the car bumps, his head rubs against the roof.The car continued to bump, and his head continued to fall off the roof.

"Don't make noise! ​​I can't even read the navigation! There must be something wrong with this navigation, it's clearly turned on? We're now..."

Ruan Siyi frowned with two eyebrows on his fair face, looking around the dark car window.He still has a hairnet on his head that hasn't come off in time.Before coming, he was a member of the idol boy group and was filming a costume drama at the film and television base in City X.

"I should have been allowed to drive from the start!" Heon shrank down from the seat, trying to save his brain from the bumps.

"This is the car I borrowed from the crew! With your crazy skills, I have to pay someone for one!"

"Do you think you don't have to pay now?"

As soon as He Ang finished speaking, the car got stuck in the mud of the small road in the village and stopped moving.

Ruan Siyi went crazy, "Heang! Don't you know you have a crow's mouth!?"

"Alas." He Ang reluctantly unbuckled his seat belt, opened the door and got out of the car, howling as soon as he got off, "Ah! My shoes! Ruan Siyi, I'm fucking your uncle!! You drove the car into the field!!!"

Ruan Siyi poked his head over to take a look and then chuckled. The pair of expensive-looking brushed leather boots on Heang's feet were now soaked in the paddy field.

He Ang wanted to save himself, but as soon as he lifted his foot, his boots were sucked into the field, and he lost his balance and fell into the field.When he got up again, he had turned into a black mud monster in front of him.

Ruan Siyi couldn't help but burst into laughter: "Hahahaha... He Ang, hahahaha, you..."

He Ang wiped the muddy water off his face, walked around the car in a few strides to Ruan Siyi's side, opened the car door, and dragged him into the field as well.

In order to enter the group, Ruan Siyi had just learned martial arts for a while, and used martial arts agility, He Ang dragged him down, he stretched his legs and jumped onto the field ridge, and performed gymnastics gestures to He Ang, "Thank you! No need praise!"

As a result, he was overly happy and sad, and he stepped back a few steps and fell down and plunged into the field.

Seeing this, He Ang also burst out laughing.

So, the hard-core action guy, the leader of the idol male team, at this moment, a black mud monster on the front and a swamp monster on the back, making a pair like two Tanaka idiots.

Ruan Siyi was tired from filming all day, and finally broke down completely at this moment, "Call Zhou Qi! Immediately! Immediately!"

When Zhou Qi and Gu Yijia rushed over, they didn't imagine that the situation would be like this.Surrounded by patches of farmland, there is a flat country road in the middle, but deep in the farmland, parked a SMART with its headlights on and double flashing.

Two dark figures could be vaguely seen sitting on the hood of the car.

Zhou Qi stopped a few tens of meters away from them, and raised his hand to stop Gu Yijia.

"Actually, I have always had an ideal, to open a homestay and be the owner." Zhou Qi suddenly said without thinking.

"what?"

"But now I kind of want to give up that ideal."

"No, let's talk later, shall we rescue the two of them first?" Gu Yijia stretched his neck on tiptoe and looked at the hard-working duo in the dark farmland.

"When I think about it, it's possible." Zhou Qi sat on the side of the road and began to take off his shoes.

"I'll meet people like them," Zhou Qi said as he finished taking off his shoes and began to take off his socks.

"Neural Knife customer, I think," Zhou Qi began to roll up his trousers after taking off his socks.

"Open a homestay, isn't it good to live?" Zhou Qi waded into the farmland.

"Neural knife?" Gu Yijia followed suit and rolled up his trousers and went to the field.

"The nerve circuit was stabbed by a knife." Zhou Qi walked steadily ahead step by step, "You came here stepping on my footsteps."

Zhou Qi really took care of him, but Gu Yijia didn't want Zhou Qi to take care of such things.

He has participated in various farming variety shows and travel challenges.

He spotted the nearest field ridge leading to SMART, took Zhou Qi's hand, and walked side by side with him.

The tires and lower body of the SMART were covered with mud and water, with two muddy ruts, it parked aggrievedly in Zhou Qi's yard.

In the room, Zhou Qi carried a basket of muddy clothes and threw them into the washing machine with a look of disgust.

"Now I believe that you really want to open a homestay." Gu Yijia came out of the utility room with a stack of towels in his arms, "Your utility room is just like a hotel's linen room."

"How do you know what the linen room looks like?" Zhou Qi looked at Gu Yijia with interest.

Because he also wants to open a homestay.But I can't say any more, besides, Master Zhou's tail is about to go up to the sky.

Gu Yijia put towels outside the two shower rooms upstairs and downstairs respectively, walked to the kitchen, and prepared to cook most of the dishes that had been prepared before going out.

Zhou Qi also went to the kitchen, glanced at the ingredients, and sighed, "I don't want to feed them."

"Don't be so stingy. They are already very pitiful." Gu Yijia turned on the fire on the stove, and a pot of mackerel stewed tofu inside had been simmering for a while, and the tofu was soaking in the milky white soup.Just now he had to turn off the fire when he went out, but now he comes back and continues to heat up and he can eat it soon.

"A person who can rush into the rice fields with the navigation on, what right does he have to eat?" Zhou Qi said while cleaning the dishes.His movements are much more agile than when he was washing dishes at Gu Yijia's place last time.

Thinking that he might have specially practiced the skill of washing dishes, Gu Yijia felt very warm.

He looked down at the steamer, and the minced meat on a plate of stuffed shiitake mushrooms inside had also been steamed thoroughly, with a warm aroma, and it was ready to be served.

Next, boil the water in a pot, and blanch the chopped spring bamboo shoots for later use.Then fry the chicken pieces in a pan with oil.For this dish, he is going to make a very fast stir-fried chicken with bamboo shoots and onions.

"Is there anything they can't eat or are they allergic to?" Gu Yijia specifically asked Zhou Qi who was operating the kitchen blender next to him.

"Just feed them what pigs eat." Zhou Qi threw the radish sticks into the blender, pressed the button and buzzed to operate, with a displeased expression on his face, as if he wanted to exchange his two living treasure brothers with the radish sticks in the container.

"Give the pigs food for He Ang. He doesn't choose." It was Ruan Siyi who spoke. He is 178 tall, and his figure is thin and similar to Gu Yijia. He is wearing Gu Yijia's T-shirt and sweatpants, holding a towel while wiping his hair. While looking at the preparation table.

"The hair dryer should be in the bathroom." Gu Yijia reminded him.

"No, I'm not that delicate." He rubbed his hair and stroked the messy hair back with his hands. His characteristic slender single eyelids and raised eyebrows gave his face a delicate and sharp look.Even with drooping hair, he still looks energetic.

He put the towel on one shoulder, moved closer to Gu Yijia, flicked his bangs handsomely, bowed his waist and stretched out his hand in a gentlemanly way, "Please forget everything before this moment, hello, let me introduce myself now, Ruan Siyi, Zhou Qi's Bros."

Gu Yijia wiped his hands on the apron and was about to shake back, Zhou Qi picked up a pair of kitchen chopsticks and squeezed Ruan Siyi's hand away.

"It's enough to say hello, and hands are free."

Ruan Siyi rubbed the hand that hurt from being poked by Zhou Qi, "Hey, sister-in-law, don't take offense, he has always been like this to us. This is love, love."

"It's in the way. Get out of the way." Zhou Qi pushed Ruan Siyi to the kitchen door.

So Ruan Siyi had no choice but to obediently stand on the dividing line of the floor tiles at the kitchen door, and blinked at Gu Yijia who was looking at him, but Zhou Qi saw him again and cast a cold glance.

Zhou Qi turned around and said to Gu Yijia: "You don't need to remember his name. Just call him Ah Tie."

"Zhou Qi!" Ruan Siyi stared angrily, "Sister-in-law, don't forget, I don't call you that! Call me Xiaoruan, Xiao Sisi, whatever you want!"

"What's wrong? Ah Tie, you made a mistake in your signature, blame me?"

Ruan Siyi was so angry that he turned his head and went out of the kitchen and shouted: "Heang! Heang! Have you finished washing, you bastard! Come down and help me piss off Zhou Qi!"

Zhou Qi smiled and shook his head, "A group of brothers."

When Gu Yijia turned to turn on the oven, she also lowered her head and laughed.Ruan Siyi, he knew.They used to sit side by side in award ceremony seats.That time, people around him and around him all took the stage to win awards, and he was the only one left without a share.

Unhappily, Ruan Siyi took out her mobile phone and found the photos of the certificates she took in elementary school to show Gu Yijia, but accidentally found a photo of her mother wearing a princess dress when she was a child.

Gu Yijia hurriedly dug out the certificates from his student days from his long-standing QQ space photo album, and said that he didn't see any princess dresses.As a result, at the awards ceremony, the two of them, who were in the same boat, sat down and showed each other their childhood achievements all night long.

We chatted happily, and weibo related to each other.But after the awards ceremony, they were all busy, and their lives no longer intersected.Oh, that's not true either.Because the picture of the two of them whispering at the ceremony was photographed by the reporter and was selected as the official picture of the ceremony, so there was a small wave of reposting enthusiasm, saying that the two of them are the best male girlfriends.

But because Ruan Siyi is a regular guest in Gu Yijia's rebirth route, he will meet each other at that ceremony every time, and exchange childhood achievements every time.So Gu Yijia has a deep impression on him.

And when exchanging childhood achievements, he was not the peacock he is now.I got to know you earlier today, which is also very good.I just don't know this time, will they sit at the ceremony and talk all night?

It's just that I didn't expect Ruan Siyi to be Zhou Qi's buddy.If he had known earlier, Gu Yijia would have chatted with him about Zhou Qi at the awards ceremony.

Not long after, Heon also came out of the shower.He was wearing Zhou Qi's fitness suit, because his muscles were a bit big, the sportswear turned into tights on him, which looked a little funny.

But He Ang didn't care at all, he went into the kitchen and started grabbing food without saying a word, "Wow! It smells so good! This is all made by my sister-in-law? Brother Qi, how lucky are you?!"

Zhou Qi wanted to stop him, but he was a step too late, and He Ang snatched away a stuffed mushroom.

"I thought I would be happy just to have a bowl of instant noodles! What kind of heavenly experience is this?!" The stuffed shiitake mushrooms had just been taken out of the steamer, and he gasped when it was so hot, but he insisted on finishing it.He still wanted to take it again, but Zhou Qi commanded him to stand side by side with Ruan Siyi at the base of the wall with his gaze.

"Don't think too much. It's not for you. What about the video?"

Both of them took out two soaked mobile phones together.

"It's fine when I turn it off. Just turn it on after it's done." Ruan Siyi explained.

He Ang looked at his mobile phone, "Mine is automatically shut down, forget it, pull out the card..."

Zhou Qi took out his mobile phone, logged out of WeChat, and handed it out, "Log in with my account. Don't tell me that I forgot the WeChat password."

Ruan Siyi gave He Ang a wink: You go.

He Ang shook his head and gave him a wink: I don't.

Ruan Siyi stared, first looked at the poor SMART in the lower courtyard, and then continued to wink at He Ang: Otherwise, I will lose my car!

He Ang let out a long sigh, but stepped forward to put Zhou Qi's shoulders and dragged him out of the kitchen.

"My brother, you should save yourself a little bit, aren't you afraid of being ruined in front of others?" He Ang whispered to Zhou Qi.

"No. He trusts me." Zhou Qi smiled.

He Ang and Ruan Siyi were blinded by this smile.

It was finally time to eat, the table was full of dishes, Ruan Siyi and He Ang pushed each other and refused to sit down first.Because Zhou Qi failed to negotiate with them, he directly asked Qiu Yining to send the video.

There is no wifi in the house, and the mobile phone signal in the village is a bit poor, and the sending speed is very slow.Zhou Qi was sitting on the sofa, maintaining a posture with the best signal and waiting.

Ruan Siyi bumped into He Ang, and whispered, "Who are you saying is bad, why are you talking about Qiu Er?!"

"Then who do you want me to talk about? Liu Nian? Or someone else? Do you want to die?"

Ruan Siyi's lips blew upwards on his naturally air-dried bangs, and stopped talking...

In their group, Liu Nian was at the top of the food chain, and Qiu Er was at the bottom.Everyone else is middle tier.Moreover, only Qiu Er who is stupid will actually send the video to Zhou Qi.

Zhou Qi stood up and walked to Gu Yijia's side, and clicked on the video.

Ruan Siyi and He Ang couldn't bear to look directly and covered their faces.

The video was shot in a box of a high-end restaurant, with all kinds of wine bottles thrown crookedly on the table.There are a few people who don't show their faces next to them, lying down, lying down.

Only Zhou Qiduan was sitting upright in front of the wine table, his expression looked very normal, but the first sentence he spoke was with a stiff tongue.

"It's no big deal to like men. There are men everywhere. You can find them. It's not like me..."

"I, no more. I can't find him."

When Zhou Qi supported the table and wanted to stand up, his legs slipped slightly, revealing his legs in plaster.

"From now on, we will bravely venture into the world, and we will all be singles!"

The author has something to say: Ruan & He: Brother, it’s you who don’t listen to us.

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Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: Huan Jun 2;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 22 bottles of Yajiu; 15 bottles of Huanjun; 1 bottle of Su Tianshuang and Shishifen;

Thanks everyone~