The devil, he overturned the car

Ji Shen couldn't bear it anymore, and laughed out loud, "Bastard child? Hahaha... You are the one who has never let me down."

Gongyi Shuheng glanced at Zhu Yi'an coolly, squinting his eyes as if he was considering whether to throw him directly from the Nine Heavens.

Zhu Yi'an was covered in hairs, and was a little dazed by Ji Chen's smile. He looked at the two people not far away, and the last unthinkable guess suddenly came to his mind, and he looked at Ji Chen with indescribable words, "It's not an illegitimate child... ...Could it be that you gave birth to him?"

Although it is said that the same sex cannot have children, but who is the immortal, that is the most mysterious existence, maybe there is really a way to make Ji Chen conceive... The premise is that Ji Chen is willing.

But it is impossible to give birth to such a big baby in three days.

Ji Chen's smile froze for an instant, and he almost lost his breath, and said angrily: "I'm sorry, sir! Put away your endless thoughts!"

He really underestimated Zhu Yi'an's imagination.

Zhu Yi'an also felt that what he said was nonsense, so he obediently shut up.

Gongyi Shuheng glanced at Ji Chen thoughtfully.

Fearing that Zhu Yi'an would say some shocking words, Ji Chen beckoned, "Come on, help him take a look. He has been shrinking day by day since he returned to his throne... now he has almost shrunk back to a bare-butt doll gone."

Gongyi Shuheng moved, as if he was extremely dissatisfied with the idea of ​​a bare-bottom doll,

reset?

Zhu Yi'an opened his mouth wide, and his heart was filled with astonishment. He looked at the boy in white with shock in his eyes, "You, are you the Immortal Emperor? Why are you..."

The boy in white gave him a cool look, noncommittal.Obviously, he is still holding grudges against the so-called illegitimate child just now.

Zhu Yi'an felt chills in his heart because of his cold eyes, and secretly groaned in his heart. He actually said that the immortal was indiscreet in front of the immortal, and now he might offend this jealous and narrow-minded immortal...

He stepped forward and felt his pulse against the cold eyes of the immortal, his whole body trembling.

Ji Chen suddenly pinched Gongyi Shuheng's small face, leaving a faint pink mark, "Don't keep your face cold, be careful when you grow up with facial paralysis."

Gongyi Shuheng: "..."

Looking at the cuteness of the fairy god who is usually tall and cold, Zhu Yi'an suddenly felt that the cold was not so cold, and his hands were much more stable.

After a while, his complexion was complicated, "There is a crack in the soul in the body of the Immortal Venerable, so it is impossible to return to the adult form."

Ji Chen's heart skipped a beat, "Then do you have a cure?"

Zhu Yi'an looked around, and after confirming that no one was around, he whispered: "Yes, there is, but the most important medicinal material is missing, and I'm afraid His Majesty the Immortal Emperor will not give it..."

"What medicine?"

"The imperial dragon scales on the immortal emperor's body." Zhu Yi'an hesitated for a moment, and his voice became softer, as if he was afraid of being heard, "It's on the tip of his tail."

According to rumors in the fairy world, the original body of the current Immortal Emperor Dragon Xiao Jin was a gleaming golden dragon, his whole body was golden, and there were three lavender dragon scales on his original body.

5000 years ago, Long Xiaojin was recognized by the old immortal emperor because of the three distinctive purple lins. He thought that this son would definitely do a lot, so he will be identified as the next successor.

Long Xiaojin regards these three pieces of purple lin as more important than the eyeballs, and even named them three—Emperor Qi Dragon Scale.

At that time, his fiancée wanted to ask for a piece as a token of marriage, but he rejected it bluntly, and even withdrew from him in public. The reason was that she didn't really want to marry him, she just wanted the precious dragon on him. Scales!

The fiancée was so angry that he turned around and ran away. Since then, the immortal emperor's reputation for loving dragon scales and not beauties has spread far and wide, and he began his bachelor journey.

5000 years have passed since he succeeded to the throne, and he is still single.

It can be said that it may be more difficult than ascending to the sky to uncover a dragon scale on the body of the immortal emperor, and also to uncover the most precious dragon scale of imperial aura.

In the words of the Immortal Emperor, the head can be broken and the blood can flow, and not a single dragon scale can be lost!

Gongyi Shuheng was silent for a moment. Although the current Immortal Emperor respects him, he is also afraid of his existence... I am afraid that he will not take the initiative to remove the dragon scale and give it to him to help him recover.

He thought of this, and Ji Chen naturally thought of it too.

It seems that the normal way can't get this emperor's dragon scale...

Ji Chen narrowed his eyes slightly, Taohua eyes sparkled, his eyes fell on Zhu Yi'an, and suddenly smiled extremely gently, "Yi'an, I remember that you seem to have a potion for forced transformation? It seems to have an amnesia effect An ecstasy decoction comparable to Mengpo decoction?"

Zhu Yi'an has been cheating with him for thousands of years, and seeing his smile, he knows that this kid is going to be a monster again, and he waved his hands repeatedly to refuse, "Don't look at me! I won't do it! It's disrespectful to expose the dragon scales of the Immortal Emperor!" ! If the Immortal Emperor finds out about this later, we will definitely not be able to eat and walk around!"

Ji Chen smiled more amiably, and said softly: "You don't need to do anything yourself, just give me those two soups, and I'll do the rest."

Zhu Yi'an was still a little hesitant, but heard Ji Chen add unhurriedly: "After the matter is done, I will give you a piece of dragon scale."

Zhu Yi'an's eyes lit up, and he gritted his teeth, "Deal!"

In fact, he has secretly thought about the dragon scales on the Immortal Emperor for a long time!However, he said that the narrow-minded Immortal Emperor would not give him a slice!

……

Lingxiao Palace.

Seeing the idle and flustered gods below, the Immortal Emperor waved his hand, "Retire."

Things have been peaceful recently, Day Shen Xingjun did not act as a demon to cause trouble, Zhu Yuanxing Lord did not miss his dragon scales either.

Long Xiaojin was very relieved, feeling that he could live a few more years.

He returned to the palace, retreated left and right, then changed into his original shape, soaked in the swimming dragon pool, and took a long breath of dragon breath.

call!Still the most comfortable in its original shape!

After swimming, he personally wiped every scale on his body with snow lotus water from the Tianchi Lake and thousand-year-old ice shark silk, making each scale glistening, making it smooth and translucent like a newly born dragon scale!

If Zhuyuan Xingjun hadn't had the urge to pounce on him every time he saw him and peel off his dragon scales, he would have been able to use his original body to walk in the heavens without any scruples!

After he finished bathing, he turned into a human form and walked ashore, put on the gorgeous and heavy Immortal Emperor's costume again, and prepared to go to the imperial study to approve the memorial.

Although the three realms are peaceful, there are still some trivial affairs that need to be dealt with by him.

At this time, someone from the palace came in to announce, "Your Majesty, Mr. Chen Xing is asking to see you."

The veins on the Immortal Emperor's forehead twitched, "What trouble did he get into again?" He quickly refolded the memorial that he had just approved in his mind, it seemed that no one took a copy of it?What is he doing here?

The Immortal Emperor subconsciously felt a headache, and waved his hand, "No see." Every time after seeing Mr. Zhou Shen Xing, his dragon's head would be congested with blood, and his dragon's heart would be furious.

As if expecting that the Immortal Emperor would refuse, the palace man who came to deliver the message said again: "Mr. Chen Xing said that he has a very urgent matter to report, otherwise something serious will happen if he misses it."

Something urgent?

Could it be that he stabbed the demon world again?Or kicked Laojun's alchemy furnace over again?

"Let him in." The Immortal Emperor looked serious.

A moment later, the Purple Clothed Xingjun walked in flutteringly, and then Shi Shiran saluted in an indescribably coquettish manner, "I have seen Your Majesty."

"What trouble have you gotten into again? Don't be so impatient! There is something urgent that needs to be done quickly." The Immortal Emperor said angrily.I knew that this product would not stop once it came back.

Ji Chen's face was solemn, "Your Majesty, can you find an absolutely safe and secluded place to speak?"

The Immortal Emperor's dragon heart almost sank into the water, and he looked at Ji Chen with suspicion and deep eyes. Zhou Chen Xingjun always escaped and didn't care about the eyes of others, but this time he wanted to take a step to speak...

What catastrophe did he get into?

Sighing, the Immortal Emperor said: "Come with me."

……

In the back garden of the Heaven Realm, the Immortal Emperor screened back to the left and right, and set up another barrier to isolate all sight and sound, and said angrily: "Well, what trouble did you get into this time and you need me to clean up the mess for you?"

Although he and Zhou Shen Xingjun are in the relationship of a monarch and a minister, the two of them get along more like friends in private.

Ji Chen smiled slightly, and took out a crystal-clear wine jug with a thin neck and two white jade luminous cups from his bosom.

"I came here this time to repay Your Majesty's kindness." His voice was filled with a smile, "This is Wushang wine. As soon as I got it, I felt that this wine was very suitable for drinking with Your Majesty."

He filled a cup and handed it to the Immortal Emperor.

"Wu Shangjiu? Isn't that the precious wine of Emperor Cang Xianzun? You have the audacity to steal it to the Xianzun's mansion?! If the Xianzun blames this, I can't keep you!"

The Immortal Emperor scolded him, but he took the glass of wine very honestly, drank it after a sip, raised his eyebrows, and the dragon's heart was delighted, "It really is good wine!"

It is indeed a rare wine from Xianzun!It really is the best!Much better than the wine in my own small wine cellar!

Dragons are known to hoard bling and bling.

However, Xiandi is a different dragon. He likes to polish his scales and hoard fine wine.

And because he has been single for thousands of years without the restraints of the harem, he became even more unscrupulous. He emptied the entire underground of the imperial garden and built a wine cellar, which was specially used to store all kinds of fine wines...

He had wanted to taste the most mysterious Wushang wine for a long time, but he never had the courage to go to the immortal to ask for it.

Ji Chen smiled and poured another glass for the Immortal Emperor, blinked and said in a low voice: "I secretly took out the three altars while the Immortal Venerable was unaware, Your Majesty can drink to his heart's content this time."

"You kid... let me tell you what's good about you." The Immortal Emperor sighed, but he was full of joy in his heart.

Unexpectedly, Ji Chen would think of stealing to honor him, not bad, not bad, if the Immortal Venerable blames him, it doesn't matter if he pleads for this person...

Ji Chen sat on the side, talking nonsense with him, telling all kinds of anecdotes about him in the lower world and the fairy world.

After a while, the Immortal Emperor Santan Wushang was drunk.

The Immortal Emperor only felt that the more he drank, the more excited he became, and he wished to transform into his original form and fly around the sky, showing off his golden dragon scales and purple emperor Qi scales to everyone in the fairy world.

He stood up, but he felt weak all over, his feet were as weak as if he had stepped into a pile of cotton, his eyes darkened, and he fell to the ground with a thud.

This Wushang wine is too powerful, right?

Just thinking like this, the Immortal Emperor only felt a heat all over his body.

When he realized it again, a golden dragon appeared out of nowhere in the imperial garden, which was tens of meters long.The Immortal Emperor didn't even have time to take off his clothes, so he transformed into his original form in front of Ji Chen.

He wanted to stand up, but he felt the dragon's claws go soft, and fell back with a thud, causing stars and birds to fly around in front of him. He used a spell to change back into a human form, but found that he couldn't change at all. go back!

My mind was also groggy, and I couldn't think of anything.

He was desperately trying to remember why he suddenly changed into his original form, but he saw a purple-clothed star circling around his dragon's tail. He opened his misty eyes, and finally saw clearly that the purple-clothed star had just returned from ascension. Ji Shen...

Why is he here?What would you do if you didn't run to his Royal Garden in your Xingjun Mansion?He was still looking at his imperial dragon scales with a full face, as if he was eager to try to peel off a piece.

The Immortal Emperor always felt that he seemed to have forgotten something important, and his reaction was more than two beats slower...

When he finished thinking about it slowly, he suddenly felt a sharp pain from the tip of his tail. The pain made him almost jump up, and when he came back to his senses, he almost exploded with anger—

"Ji Chen! Ge Laozi, what do you want to do to me?!"

The author has something to say: I have something to do today even later, pat woo woo woo, put the lid on the pot and run away.

明日18:00继续。感谢在2020-06-2717:51:17~2020-06-2822:07:17期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Tingsi; Zexi & 3 bottles;

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