[System + Lu Xiaofeng] I'm really not a man!
Chapter 60
When they gathered at dawn the next day, Lu Xiaofeng noticed that Tang Wanfeng's eyes and Hua Manlou's expression were a little subtle.
"You...why are you looking at me like that?" Lu Xiaofeng was a little flabbergasted.
The corner of Tang Wanfeng's mouth curled up slightly, and said in an ambiguous tone of "you understand, I understand, everyone understands": "Lu Xiaofeng, you have a lot of good fortune, you really kill all ages."
Rao even Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but blush.The guest room at the Jinpeng King has been in disrepair for a long time, and the sound insulation effect is not as good as that in front of martial arts masters. Although it is a little far away, what kind of ears are there in Huamanlou?Can Lu Xiaofeng hide from him what happened last night?
"What happened afterwards? Did the two fight for you?" Tang Wanfeng asked excitedly, gossiping to death.
Lu Xiaofeng was taken aback: "You don't know?"
"Nonsense!" Tang Wanfeng said as a matter of course, "How could Huamanlou be so unscrupulous, he tapped his acupoints by himself, and didn't hear about the later development." Her hearing is not as good as Huamanlou, I heard it vaguely from the beginning to the end, so I can only ask the person concerned.
It seemed that no one knew about the embarrassing incident of being slapped in the face by Shangguan Xueer and then thrown down by Shangguan Danfeng last night.Lu Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief, and said with that lazy smile, "I won't tell you."
"...Crap." Tang Wanfeng climbed into the carriage lonely without asking any questions.
The three of them were driven by Lu Xiaofeng and drove all the way to the nearest town.
Although they said they were looking for Dazhi Datong, these two people were notoriously elusive.It is said that there is only one person in this world who can find these two old fellows—Master Guisun.
The three people who only had goals but could not determine the process were fishing in troubled waters on the street, hoping for a little good luck from God.
But Lu Xiaofeng's luck was really good, they ran into a man on the street during tea time - honest monk.
The honest monk said that he had met Master Sun before, at the Yiqing Courtyard where Ouyang Qing was.
According to Lu Xiaofeng, the honest monk is very honest. He said that he would never climb nine and a half miles if he could climb ten miles, so the information he got from him was very reliable.Tang Wanfeng didn't say anything, and turned around to find their carriage.
When a few people arrived at the entrance of Yiqing Courtyard, the brothel had already opened for business, and countless girls in cool and gorgeous clothes waved the silk handkerchiefs in their hands to bring a burst of fragrance.
One of the girls' eyes lit up when she saw the three of them, she twisted her waist and swayed over. Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou were already ready to dodge, but they never thought that this girl was going after Tang Wanfeng!
"Oh, sir, are you here? It's been a long time!" The girl snuggled into Tang Wanfeng's arms and rubbed hard, her winking eyes constantly flaring up.
Tang Wanfeng's reaction was relatively cold, she said lightly: "Well, your aunt is pregnant."
……
The girl was stunned by Lei, and she didn't respond for a long time in Tang Wanfeng's arms.
What the hell kind of god unfolding is this? ——If the girl can refresh the screen in her heart, she will not leave this central idea.
On the other hand, Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou couldn't help laughing beside them.
With great difficulty, Lu Xiaofeng straightened his waist, tried his best to put on a serious face and said, "Ah Wan, you scared the girl."
Fuck (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻, don't make trouble, I'm also a girl and I was scared too! Tang Wanfeng turned the table madly in her heart. It's true that modern women are curious about ancient brothels, but they have been to I won't even think about going again, okay? Especially since she is allergic to fragrance powder!
Emma can't do it!
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Tang Wanfeng sneezed loudly, sending the girl in her arms out one meter away.
Tang Wanfeng rubbed her nose innocently in front of the girl whose face turned pale after being hit one after another.I really can't blame her for this, she is allergic to these weird perfumes and powders, she sneezes when she smells it, it's okay if it's lighter, it's not easy for her to endure the strong level like the brothel girl.
Lu Xiaofeng really wanted to hold back... He knew that if he laughed again at this time, he would give this girl a knowing blow X3, but...
"Hahahahaha..." He couldn't help laughing at the end.
The girl didn't hold back either.She is considered a relatively famous girl in Yiqing Hospital. Although she is not the top brand like Ouyang Qing, she has a stable source of customers, and generally no one treats her like this.The girl's glass heart was completely shattered by the successive blows this time, and she ran away with a cry.
Tang Wanfeng completely inherited the tradition of Tang Men's facial paralysis at this time - although no one could see it - she silently turned her face and looked at the flat openings of the two: "...does she dislike me for sneezing?"
This time even Hua Manlou couldn't hold back his laughter and said, "Ah Wan, it must be you who despise him."
Tang Wanfeng was aggrieved: "It's obvious that she can't bear it!"
"But..." Hua Manlou clearly grasped the point, "Have you been here before?"
"Yes." Tang Wanfeng responded very simply, "I've been here."
Lu Xiaofeng asked curiously: "To arrest someone?"
"No. The purpose of my visit was the same as yours, to find Master Sun." The corner of Tang Wanfeng's mouth curled up playfully, "However, I don't think he will want to see me again."
"Why?" Lu Xiaofeng became even more curious.
"You'll know when you go in."
When several people were surrounded by the girls, the old man Guisunzi was being hung up by the bustard for display.
It was the second time Tang Wanfeng saw this kind of scene, and she didn't know what to say other than sighing - wandering around in brothels every day, eating and drinking, waiting for someone to come to redeem him, the person who can survive in this form of toughness, She still admires it.
But obviously Master Sun didn't like her very much, his face changed when he saw her: "Why are you?"
Tang Wanfeng was not angry either: "I'm here to redeem you."
Mr. Sun was tied up and couldn't wave his hands, so he could only turn around to express his dissatisfaction: "Go away, go away, I don't want your ransom!"
Now the bustard refused to agree, and twisted Mr. Sun's ear and shouted: "Hey, you have no money, you dare to call my guests. I look at your ears, don't you want it?"
Master Sun made a bitter face and stopped talking.
Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou were even more curious now.They couldn't understand what kind of person Master Sun was. He was a one-in-a-million bastard with no integrity and no limit. As long as someone came to redeem him, he would happily put his face on his ass.But why did he react like this when he saw Tang Wanfeng?
But right now this place is not accessible for communication, Lu Xiaofeng stepped forward and said: "Okay, old bustard, here is 50 taels of silver, please let him go, I will redeem it."
Hearing this, Master Sun began to spin around in mid-air again: "Don't, I won't go with you! I won't go with you!"
The old bustard smiled happily and snatched the bank note from Lu Xiaofeng's hand and stuffed it into his bosom, then winked at Lu Xiaofeng, Tang Wanfeng and Hua Manlou.As soon as he turned around, he was already stern at Mr. Guisun, and he stepped forward and grabbed his ear and kept twisting: "You owe me so much money, you son of a bitch, and you have to pay it back? The one who paid the money is the uncle, so even if you don't follow me It won't work if this old man leaves!"
Lu Xiaofeng suppressed a smile and said, "Okay, if you really screw his ears off, you'll have to pay me back the 50 taels of silver."
The old bustard immediately let go of her hands and smiled apologetically.
"You...why are you looking at me like that?" Lu Xiaofeng was a little flabbergasted.
The corner of Tang Wanfeng's mouth curled up slightly, and said in an ambiguous tone of "you understand, I understand, everyone understands": "Lu Xiaofeng, you have a lot of good fortune, you really kill all ages."
Rao even Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but blush.The guest room at the Jinpeng King has been in disrepair for a long time, and the sound insulation effect is not as good as that in front of martial arts masters. Although it is a little far away, what kind of ears are there in Huamanlou?Can Lu Xiaofeng hide from him what happened last night?
"What happened afterwards? Did the two fight for you?" Tang Wanfeng asked excitedly, gossiping to death.
Lu Xiaofeng was taken aback: "You don't know?"
"Nonsense!" Tang Wanfeng said as a matter of course, "How could Huamanlou be so unscrupulous, he tapped his acupoints by himself, and didn't hear about the later development." Her hearing is not as good as Huamanlou, I heard it vaguely from the beginning to the end, so I can only ask the person concerned.
It seemed that no one knew about the embarrassing incident of being slapped in the face by Shangguan Xueer and then thrown down by Shangguan Danfeng last night.Lu Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief, and said with that lazy smile, "I won't tell you."
"...Crap." Tang Wanfeng climbed into the carriage lonely without asking any questions.
The three of them were driven by Lu Xiaofeng and drove all the way to the nearest town.
Although they said they were looking for Dazhi Datong, these two people were notoriously elusive.It is said that there is only one person in this world who can find these two old fellows—Master Guisun.
The three people who only had goals but could not determine the process were fishing in troubled waters on the street, hoping for a little good luck from God.
But Lu Xiaofeng's luck was really good, they ran into a man on the street during tea time - honest monk.
The honest monk said that he had met Master Sun before, at the Yiqing Courtyard where Ouyang Qing was.
According to Lu Xiaofeng, the honest monk is very honest. He said that he would never climb nine and a half miles if he could climb ten miles, so the information he got from him was very reliable.Tang Wanfeng didn't say anything, and turned around to find their carriage.
When a few people arrived at the entrance of Yiqing Courtyard, the brothel had already opened for business, and countless girls in cool and gorgeous clothes waved the silk handkerchiefs in their hands to bring a burst of fragrance.
One of the girls' eyes lit up when she saw the three of them, she twisted her waist and swayed over. Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou were already ready to dodge, but they never thought that this girl was going after Tang Wanfeng!
"Oh, sir, are you here? It's been a long time!" The girl snuggled into Tang Wanfeng's arms and rubbed hard, her winking eyes constantly flaring up.
Tang Wanfeng's reaction was relatively cold, she said lightly: "Well, your aunt is pregnant."
……
The girl was stunned by Lei, and she didn't respond for a long time in Tang Wanfeng's arms.
What the hell kind of god unfolding is this? ——If the girl can refresh the screen in her heart, she will not leave this central idea.
On the other hand, Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou couldn't help laughing beside them.
With great difficulty, Lu Xiaofeng straightened his waist, tried his best to put on a serious face and said, "Ah Wan, you scared the girl."
Fuck (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻, don't make trouble, I'm also a girl and I was scared too! Tang Wanfeng turned the table madly in her heart. It's true that modern women are curious about ancient brothels, but they have been to I won't even think about going again, okay? Especially since she is allergic to fragrance powder!
Emma can't do it!
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Tang Wanfeng sneezed loudly, sending the girl in her arms out one meter away.
Tang Wanfeng rubbed her nose innocently in front of the girl whose face turned pale after being hit one after another.I really can't blame her for this, she is allergic to these weird perfumes and powders, she sneezes when she smells it, it's okay if it's lighter, it's not easy for her to endure the strong level like the brothel girl.
Lu Xiaofeng really wanted to hold back... He knew that if he laughed again at this time, he would give this girl a knowing blow X3, but...
"Hahahahaha..." He couldn't help laughing at the end.
The girl didn't hold back either.She is considered a relatively famous girl in Yiqing Hospital. Although she is not the top brand like Ouyang Qing, she has a stable source of customers, and generally no one treats her like this.The girl's glass heart was completely shattered by the successive blows this time, and she ran away with a cry.
Tang Wanfeng completely inherited the tradition of Tang Men's facial paralysis at this time - although no one could see it - she silently turned her face and looked at the flat openings of the two: "...does she dislike me for sneezing?"
This time even Hua Manlou couldn't hold back his laughter and said, "Ah Wan, it must be you who despise him."
Tang Wanfeng was aggrieved: "It's obvious that she can't bear it!"
"But..." Hua Manlou clearly grasped the point, "Have you been here before?"
"Yes." Tang Wanfeng responded very simply, "I've been here."
Lu Xiaofeng asked curiously: "To arrest someone?"
"No. The purpose of my visit was the same as yours, to find Master Sun." The corner of Tang Wanfeng's mouth curled up playfully, "However, I don't think he will want to see me again."
"Why?" Lu Xiaofeng became even more curious.
"You'll know when you go in."
When several people were surrounded by the girls, the old man Guisunzi was being hung up by the bustard for display.
It was the second time Tang Wanfeng saw this kind of scene, and she didn't know what to say other than sighing - wandering around in brothels every day, eating and drinking, waiting for someone to come to redeem him, the person who can survive in this form of toughness, She still admires it.
But obviously Master Sun didn't like her very much, his face changed when he saw her: "Why are you?"
Tang Wanfeng was not angry either: "I'm here to redeem you."
Mr. Sun was tied up and couldn't wave his hands, so he could only turn around to express his dissatisfaction: "Go away, go away, I don't want your ransom!"
Now the bustard refused to agree, and twisted Mr. Sun's ear and shouted: "Hey, you have no money, you dare to call my guests. I look at your ears, don't you want it?"
Master Sun made a bitter face and stopped talking.
Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou were even more curious now.They couldn't understand what kind of person Master Sun was. He was a one-in-a-million bastard with no integrity and no limit. As long as someone came to redeem him, he would happily put his face on his ass.But why did he react like this when he saw Tang Wanfeng?
But right now this place is not accessible for communication, Lu Xiaofeng stepped forward and said: "Okay, old bustard, here is 50 taels of silver, please let him go, I will redeem it."
Hearing this, Master Sun began to spin around in mid-air again: "Don't, I won't go with you! I won't go with you!"
The old bustard smiled happily and snatched the bank note from Lu Xiaofeng's hand and stuffed it into his bosom, then winked at Lu Xiaofeng, Tang Wanfeng and Hua Manlou.As soon as he turned around, he was already stern at Mr. Guisun, and he stepped forward and grabbed his ear and kept twisting: "You owe me so much money, you son of a bitch, and you have to pay it back? The one who paid the money is the uncle, so even if you don't follow me It won't work if this old man leaves!"
Lu Xiaofeng suppressed a smile and said, "Okay, if you really screw his ears off, you'll have to pay me back the 50 taels of silver."
The old bustard immediately let go of her hands and smiled apologetically.
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