[System + Lu Xiaofeng] I'm really not a man!
Chapter 14 Going to the Night Market
"What's the difference? Let's hear it." Tang Wanfeng, who had finally changed her clothes, came out and heard Lu Xiaofeng's emotion, and asked curiously.
Tang Jiabao majored in the Assassin's Path, and his emphasis was on one-hit kills without making a sound. Although he would not deliberately lower his footsteps when getting along with each other, Lu Xiaofeng was also very relaxed, and he didn't even hear her coming. To be taken aback.
But Lu Xiaofeng is Lu Xiaofeng after all, he calmed down quickly, and said with a smile: "There is a lot of knowledge here, if you want to listen, you can pay the tuition fee."
Tang Wanfeng, who has been doing this task for so long, can be regarded as having a small amount of savings. Hearing this, he took out a silver coin and threw it on the table: "I reward you, tell me!"
Lu Xiaofeng stared dumbfounded at the heavy silver ingot in front of him, he was just talking casually just now, he really didn't expect to be treated with great wisdom and great knowledge.
Hua Manlou chuckled and shook the fan: "I really regret that I can't see it now, otherwise, I would be able to see Lu Xiaofeng being rewarded, it must be very interesting."
Tang Wanfeng laughed crisply: "It's not just interesting, it's very interesting."
Lu Xiaofeng was used to the fact that he was often the object of fun for his friends, and he didn't care, and soon returned to his usual unrestrained look: "Since you are asking for advice so sincerely—"
"Then I will tell you mercifully!" After Tang Wanfeng finished speaking quickly, she realized what stupid thing she had done.This is Lu Xiaofeng, not a Pokemon, okay?You got the wrong script, hey! ! !
"Cough, I'm sorry, you continue." Tang Wanfeng's face burned slightly.
"Then I will tell you mercifully." Lu Xiaofeng repeated her words with great interest, and said under Tang Wanfeng's embarrassing expression, "When a woman puts on her clothes, the reason is to take them off with her own hands. , Waiting for men to wear clothes, there will be no such fun."
"Lu Xiaofeng!" Hua Manlou shouted slightly angrily.Others don't know but he knows that Tang Wanfeng is a woman who can come to Kuishui out and out, so it's better not to hear such words.
Lu Xiaofeng didn't know why, and was reprimanded for no reason.
On the contrary, Tang Wanfeng, a fake man, did not feel shy at all, instead, he discussed with Lu Xiaofeng enthusiastically: "That's not right, men's clothes can also be taken off."
"Oh?" Lu Xiaofeng raised his eyebrows, "Don't you...have short sleeves to share the peaches?"
Tang Wanfeng really wanted to draw out Peacock Ling and shoot a life-chasing arrow at Lu Xiaofeng's mouth, but after thinking about the speed of her own arrow and the strength of Lu Xiaofeng's sharp finger, she gave up on this idea.
"Thinking too much, I just like to help those flower pickers satisfy their perverted desires, and let them be naked in front of people." Tang Wanfeng said, "Especially those beasts in clothes. Got a beast?"
Lu Xiaofeng suddenly remembered the professional habits of the man in front of him - he shot a man right through his life, and he really shivered.
Once this kind of topic continues, it can't be taken back. Lu Xiaofeng simply changed the subject: "Ah Wan, are you going to trust me with your life?"
Tang Wanfeng touched her face and said with a smile, "Does it look like the real face?"
Lu Xiaofeng was surprised: "Could it be a fake face?"
Tang Wanfeng proudly puffed out her breasts, which she didn't have, and said proudly: "Yes, I've changed my face." The system produced Xiaoshou's No. [-] face, so it's no wonder it looks strange!
Lu Xiaofeng praised sincerely: "It's amazing, even stronger than that old monkey Sikong Zhaoxing! And your height has actually shrunk, I really admire it!"
Tang Wanfeng: "..." Do you think she will tell you that her shoes have built-in height-enhancing insoles, which is why she looks so tall?you are too naive!
Hua Manlou was holding back his laughter until his expression was distorted: "Stop making trouble, let's go find Sikong Zhaixing. Lu Xiaofeng, it's up to you."
Lu Xiaofeng patted his chest and said, "It's on me. But tonight's protagonist is still watching Ah Wan."
Tang Wanfeng: "I just wanted to ask, why do you want me to change into Huamanlou's clothes?" This kind of clothes looks like wearing the same weight of gold, she is very stressed, okay?How many flower picking thieves does it take to buy a set... Tang Wanfeng once again realized that he really is a poor ghost.
"It's very simple." Lu Xiaofeng patted Tang Wanfeng on the shoulder, "You just have to pretend to be a rich man, and Sikong Zhaixing will appear naturally."
Hua Manlou got up and calmly waved Lu Xiaofeng's hand away, saying, "I understand what you mean. Ah Wan, come with me."
Although Tang Wanfeng didn't know why, she obediently followed, and of course she was not idle: "Hua Man Lou, what are you doing?"
Seeing the backs of the two disappearing around the corner one after the other, Lu Xiaofeng looked thoughtfully at his hand that had just been slapped away.
After some dressing up, Tang Wanfeng walked in the lamp market at night with a regal nobleman's style, wearing Huamanlou's luxurious moon white gown, with Huamanlou's priceless jade pendant on his waist, The bun is fixed by Huamanlou's South China Sea Jasper hairpin, and Huamanlou is shaking a spare fan with ivory as the bone, sky silk and blood silk as the face, and the fan pendant is also made of bergamot jadeite.
_(:зゝ∠)_To this, Tang Wanfeng had only one reaction: QWQ hugging her thigh feels so good, dude don't leave, the little girl is willing to make a promise with her body!
As the saying goes, a good Buddha depends on his gold clothes and people rely on his clothes. Tang Wanfeng's extravagant attire, coupled with the size eight face, is really not ugly. The rate of turning heads is a bit low, but it's a pity that Tang Wanfeng is not A real man, otherwise the frequency with which these girls turned their heads would kill her.
Such an eye-catching dress not only attracted the attention of the girls, but also some thieves.
——For example, their goal tonight is Sikong Zhaixing.
Sikong Zhaixing was very persistent, and Tang Wanfeng didn't show up even when his feet were sore from walking.So she decided to sell a loophole, and stopped at a lantern stand on the side of the road.
Almost the moment her footsteps stopped, Tang Wanfeng felt a breeze passing by her side, and her body felt much lighter in an instant.
——Her jade pendant and fan pendant were all missing.
At this time, Tang Wanfeng had to admit that Sikong Zaixing's attainments in lightness kung fu and stealing kung fu were quite high, but she was willing to bow down to the latter, but she still had confidence in the former.
So she yelled in the direction of the arch bridge not far away: "Give me the thousand receivers!"
Immediately afterwards, the orange martial peacock feathers flew over from the dark, and Tang Wanfeng stepped forward to hold the peacock feathers in his hand, and then flew up with great lightness, and ran towards Sikong Zhaixing just now. The direction of falling is like a meteor flash.
Is it Sikong Zhaixing?Dare to compare lightness kung fu with my Tangjiabao, I will let you ten miles!
Tang Jiabao majored in the Assassin's Path, and his emphasis was on one-hit kills without making a sound. Although he would not deliberately lower his footsteps when getting along with each other, Lu Xiaofeng was also very relaxed, and he didn't even hear her coming. To be taken aback.
But Lu Xiaofeng is Lu Xiaofeng after all, he calmed down quickly, and said with a smile: "There is a lot of knowledge here, if you want to listen, you can pay the tuition fee."
Tang Wanfeng, who has been doing this task for so long, can be regarded as having a small amount of savings. Hearing this, he took out a silver coin and threw it on the table: "I reward you, tell me!"
Lu Xiaofeng stared dumbfounded at the heavy silver ingot in front of him, he was just talking casually just now, he really didn't expect to be treated with great wisdom and great knowledge.
Hua Manlou chuckled and shook the fan: "I really regret that I can't see it now, otherwise, I would be able to see Lu Xiaofeng being rewarded, it must be very interesting."
Tang Wanfeng laughed crisply: "It's not just interesting, it's very interesting."
Lu Xiaofeng was used to the fact that he was often the object of fun for his friends, and he didn't care, and soon returned to his usual unrestrained look: "Since you are asking for advice so sincerely—"
"Then I will tell you mercifully!" After Tang Wanfeng finished speaking quickly, she realized what stupid thing she had done.This is Lu Xiaofeng, not a Pokemon, okay?You got the wrong script, hey! ! !
"Cough, I'm sorry, you continue." Tang Wanfeng's face burned slightly.
"Then I will tell you mercifully." Lu Xiaofeng repeated her words with great interest, and said under Tang Wanfeng's embarrassing expression, "When a woman puts on her clothes, the reason is to take them off with her own hands. , Waiting for men to wear clothes, there will be no such fun."
"Lu Xiaofeng!" Hua Manlou shouted slightly angrily.Others don't know but he knows that Tang Wanfeng is a woman who can come to Kuishui out and out, so it's better not to hear such words.
Lu Xiaofeng didn't know why, and was reprimanded for no reason.
On the contrary, Tang Wanfeng, a fake man, did not feel shy at all, instead, he discussed with Lu Xiaofeng enthusiastically: "That's not right, men's clothes can also be taken off."
"Oh?" Lu Xiaofeng raised his eyebrows, "Don't you...have short sleeves to share the peaches?"
Tang Wanfeng really wanted to draw out Peacock Ling and shoot a life-chasing arrow at Lu Xiaofeng's mouth, but after thinking about the speed of her own arrow and the strength of Lu Xiaofeng's sharp finger, she gave up on this idea.
"Thinking too much, I just like to help those flower pickers satisfy their perverted desires, and let them be naked in front of people." Tang Wanfeng said, "Especially those beasts in clothes. Got a beast?"
Lu Xiaofeng suddenly remembered the professional habits of the man in front of him - he shot a man right through his life, and he really shivered.
Once this kind of topic continues, it can't be taken back. Lu Xiaofeng simply changed the subject: "Ah Wan, are you going to trust me with your life?"
Tang Wanfeng touched her face and said with a smile, "Does it look like the real face?"
Lu Xiaofeng was surprised: "Could it be a fake face?"
Tang Wanfeng proudly puffed out her breasts, which she didn't have, and said proudly: "Yes, I've changed my face." The system produced Xiaoshou's No. [-] face, so it's no wonder it looks strange!
Lu Xiaofeng praised sincerely: "It's amazing, even stronger than that old monkey Sikong Zhaoxing! And your height has actually shrunk, I really admire it!"
Tang Wanfeng: "..." Do you think she will tell you that her shoes have built-in height-enhancing insoles, which is why she looks so tall?you are too naive!
Hua Manlou was holding back his laughter until his expression was distorted: "Stop making trouble, let's go find Sikong Zhaixing. Lu Xiaofeng, it's up to you."
Lu Xiaofeng patted his chest and said, "It's on me. But tonight's protagonist is still watching Ah Wan."
Tang Wanfeng: "I just wanted to ask, why do you want me to change into Huamanlou's clothes?" This kind of clothes looks like wearing the same weight of gold, she is very stressed, okay?How many flower picking thieves does it take to buy a set... Tang Wanfeng once again realized that he really is a poor ghost.
"It's very simple." Lu Xiaofeng patted Tang Wanfeng on the shoulder, "You just have to pretend to be a rich man, and Sikong Zhaixing will appear naturally."
Hua Manlou got up and calmly waved Lu Xiaofeng's hand away, saying, "I understand what you mean. Ah Wan, come with me."
Although Tang Wanfeng didn't know why, she obediently followed, and of course she was not idle: "Hua Man Lou, what are you doing?"
Seeing the backs of the two disappearing around the corner one after the other, Lu Xiaofeng looked thoughtfully at his hand that had just been slapped away.
After some dressing up, Tang Wanfeng walked in the lamp market at night with a regal nobleman's style, wearing Huamanlou's luxurious moon white gown, with Huamanlou's priceless jade pendant on his waist, The bun is fixed by Huamanlou's South China Sea Jasper hairpin, and Huamanlou is shaking a spare fan with ivory as the bone, sky silk and blood silk as the face, and the fan pendant is also made of bergamot jadeite.
_(:зゝ∠)_To this, Tang Wanfeng had only one reaction: QWQ hugging her thigh feels so good, dude don't leave, the little girl is willing to make a promise with her body!
As the saying goes, a good Buddha depends on his gold clothes and people rely on his clothes. Tang Wanfeng's extravagant attire, coupled with the size eight face, is really not ugly. The rate of turning heads is a bit low, but it's a pity that Tang Wanfeng is not A real man, otherwise the frequency with which these girls turned their heads would kill her.
Such an eye-catching dress not only attracted the attention of the girls, but also some thieves.
——For example, their goal tonight is Sikong Zhaixing.
Sikong Zhaixing was very persistent, and Tang Wanfeng didn't show up even when his feet were sore from walking.So she decided to sell a loophole, and stopped at a lantern stand on the side of the road.
Almost the moment her footsteps stopped, Tang Wanfeng felt a breeze passing by her side, and her body felt much lighter in an instant.
——Her jade pendant and fan pendant were all missing.
At this time, Tang Wanfeng had to admit that Sikong Zaixing's attainments in lightness kung fu and stealing kung fu were quite high, but she was willing to bow down to the latter, but she still had confidence in the former.
So she yelled in the direction of the arch bridge not far away: "Give me the thousand receivers!"
Immediately afterwards, the orange martial peacock feathers flew over from the dark, and Tang Wanfeng stepped forward to hold the peacock feathers in his hand, and then flew up with great lightness, and ran towards Sikong Zhaixing just now. The direction of falling is like a meteor flash.
Is it Sikong Zhaixing?Dare to compare lightness kung fu with my Tangjiabao, I will let you ten miles!
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