[System + Lu Xiaofeng] I'm really not a man!
Chapter 113
Tang Wanfeng slept in such a dark sleep, and when he woke up, the case was almost over.
"Ah Wan, wake up!" Lu Xiaofeng's carefree voice sounded in his ears, "Hurry up, pack up and get ready to go!"
Tang Wanfeng got up sleepily: "Why are you, Huamanlou?"
Hearing her mention Huamanlou, Lu Xiaofeng's expression instantly became very funny: "You and Huamanlou, are you having a fight?"
Tang Wanfeng's IQ hadn't woken up with others, so he asked blankly, "Huh?"
Lu Xiaofeng glanced at Tang Wanfeng's still blurred eyes, thought for a while, turned around and poured a cup of cold tea, "Here."
Tang Wanfeng took it in a daze and gulped it down, then shivered from the cold and woke up completely.
"Lu Xiaofeng, drink me cold tea early in the morning, do you want me to have diarrhea?" Tang Wanfeng glared at Lu Xiaofeng.
"The sun is almost setting and it's early in the morning..." Lu Xiaofeng's voice was surprisingly lacklustre.
Tang Wanfeng was a little surprised: "What's wrong with you?"
Lu Xiaofeng turned his face away: "Ah Wan, are you sure you don't want to change it back?"
"Change?" Tang Wanfeng looked down, she was still wearing the Wanhua Nanhuang suit from yesterday, and she didn't even take out the steamed buns.
"Cough..." Tang Wanfeng coughed dryly, and pushed Lu Xiaofeng out, "You go out first, and I'll come when I change my clothes."
Lu Xiaofeng looked puzzled: "They are all men, why do you want me to go out?"
Tang Wanfeng took a hand in his bosom, took out a steamed bun that had been stuffed on his chest for several days and had become dry and stiff, and stuffed it into Lu Xiaofeng's hand: "Okay, you go out to eat steamed buns, just wait for me for a while!"
"Hey wait..." Lu Xiaofeng was pushed out of the door before finishing his sentence, and when he turned his head, he was smacked by the dust brought up by the door closing.
Lu Xiaofeng touched his nose, turned around and didn't know what he was thinking, so he fed the steamed bun that Tang Wanfeng had forced into his hand, and opened his mouth to bite.In an instant, he felt a gust of wind blowing over his body, and when he regained consciousness, the steamed bun in his hand had disappeared.
Even Lu Xiaofeng stayed for a few seconds before saying: "Hua Man Lou, what are you doing?"
With a nonchalant expression on Hua Manlou's face, he patted the hand that had just grabbed the steamed bun, and said calmly, "This steamed bun was made yesterday, and I've been holding it in Ah Wan's arms all day, and I don't know if it's broken. It's better to eat fresh."
Lu Xiaofeng: "..." Hua Manlou said frankly that he would not expose you if you were jealous.
"By the way, where's Ah Wan?"
"He's changing clothes." Lu Xiaofeng frowned and waved his hands as he said, "Ah Wan's women's clothing is really... tsk tsk, amazing! If he is a daughter, the world will be in chaos again."
"Hmm..." Hua Manlou's expression was a little weird, "Do you think Ah Wan is beautiful?"
"At least the face I saw was beautiful! Ah Wan's disguise technique is really worth mentioning!" Lu Xiaofeng said while rubbing his chin.
Hua Manlou opened his mouth and finally said nothing.If he guessed correctly, Ah Wan should not have changed his face this time, and...
She was originally a woman!I don't know how Lu Xiaofeng will react after knowing this, it's really unexpected... I'm looking forward to it.
Tang Wanfeng's speed of changing clothes has always been very fast. When she was in college, she was told in the dormitory that she got up, changed clothes and washed quickly, unlike a woman. Before Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou said a few words, she had already changed back. That Tang Men Dingguo Cheng male suit, put on a half mask and came out.
Lu Xiaofeng further affirmed Tang Wanfeng's cognition as a pure man.
——He has been lingering in the flowers for so many years, not mentioning the women he has had an affair with, just saying that the first time he spent with him is more than the number of hands. No one changes clothes as neatly as she does. Isn't it a man who can run away?
So Lu Xiaofeng obviously underestimated the magical species of female men.
Hearing Tang Wanfeng come out, Hua Manlou suppressed his smile almost instantly.
Tang Wanfeng obviously saw it too, and the corners of her mouth froze for a moment, but she quickly adjusted and said with a smile, "What do you want me for? Have you checked it out?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Mrs. Gongsun and I..."
"Wait a minute." Tang Wanfeng frowned slightly, "Can you not call her Aunt Gongsun, this title is assigned to her and makes me want to beat someone up." As she spoke, she pulled out the peacock feathers on her back and opened and closed it habitually Let's go to the office.
Lu Xiaofeng broke out in a cold sweat instantly.
Tang Wanfeng usually doesn't hold Peacock Feather in her hand, and usually carries it behind her back for convenience, but once she takes it off, it means that she is really angry, especially when opening and closing the mechanism, she is not serious Threat is to go to that place in the next second...
As a man with normal needs, Lu Xiaofeng said that he was really afraid of this.
After a loud swallow, Lu Xiaofeng changed his address wisely: "Grandma Xiong, I discussed it with Grandma Xiong and decided to set up a trick to lure the snake out of the hole."
Tang Wanfeng glanced sideways at Lu Xiaofeng, and what he asked had nothing to do with what he said: "Grandma Xiong is pretty, right?"
Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but laugh: "What, she changed her face, first she was an old lady, then a woodcutter, and the last one I don't know if it's her real face."
Tang Wanfeng sneered: "Sure enough, the last one is very beautiful."
Lu Xiaofeng stroked his beard in embarrassment: "Yes...but not as beautiful as you!"
Lu Xiaofeng was sensitively aware that after he said these words, Hua Manlou's back straightened instantly.
Tang Wanfeng: "Stop flattering! Continue."
Lu Xiaofeng expressed his innocence, it was obviously not him who had started to change the subject!But he continued: "Last night, I went to Gongsun...cough, Grandma Xiong's banquet for the Snake King." Under Tang Wanfeng's stare, Lu Xiaofeng still replaced the blurted "Gongsun Aunt" with "Xiong Grandma", although he still couldn't understand what Tang Wanfeng was struggling with.
"At the banquet, I made a bet with Grandma Xiong, two out of three rounds, if I win, she will follow me and surrender to Jin Jiuling." Then, Lu Xiaofeng briefly summarized the bet between him and Grandma Xiong, of course, in the end he won.
"...After I handed her over to Jin Jiuling, Jin Jiuling told me that Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng were going to duel in Zijin Mountain, so I pushed the boat along and pretended to leave the capital."
"What if Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng really want to duel?" Tang Wanfeng seemed to be unable to grasp the point of today's question.
"No way...the two of them have never had any enmity, and they have never even met face to face, not to mention that I met Ye Gucheng in the Nanwang Mansion before..." Lu Xiaofeng lost his voice as he spoke, because the words even touched him. I can't convince you.
It is true that Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuixue have no enmity, but it does not matter whether the two swordsmen have any enmity when they meet for a duel.Discussing Tao with the sword and proving the Tao with martial arts, this is the normal state of people who practice swords and martial arts.Both Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuuxue's swordsmanship have reached a peak, and they are both on the road of Dugu seeking defeat, which determines that there will inevitably be a battle between them.
"After the matter is settled, let's go to Zijin Mountain." Hua Manlou said suddenly, with a faint tone without any emotion.
But the inexplicable Tang Wanfeng just felt that Huamanlou was unhappy!
Is it because of... what happened before I went to sleep?
Tang Wanfeng was a little flustered.
"Ah Wan, wake up!" Lu Xiaofeng's carefree voice sounded in his ears, "Hurry up, pack up and get ready to go!"
Tang Wanfeng got up sleepily: "Why are you, Huamanlou?"
Hearing her mention Huamanlou, Lu Xiaofeng's expression instantly became very funny: "You and Huamanlou, are you having a fight?"
Tang Wanfeng's IQ hadn't woken up with others, so he asked blankly, "Huh?"
Lu Xiaofeng glanced at Tang Wanfeng's still blurred eyes, thought for a while, turned around and poured a cup of cold tea, "Here."
Tang Wanfeng took it in a daze and gulped it down, then shivered from the cold and woke up completely.
"Lu Xiaofeng, drink me cold tea early in the morning, do you want me to have diarrhea?" Tang Wanfeng glared at Lu Xiaofeng.
"The sun is almost setting and it's early in the morning..." Lu Xiaofeng's voice was surprisingly lacklustre.
Tang Wanfeng was a little surprised: "What's wrong with you?"
Lu Xiaofeng turned his face away: "Ah Wan, are you sure you don't want to change it back?"
"Change?" Tang Wanfeng looked down, she was still wearing the Wanhua Nanhuang suit from yesterday, and she didn't even take out the steamed buns.
"Cough..." Tang Wanfeng coughed dryly, and pushed Lu Xiaofeng out, "You go out first, and I'll come when I change my clothes."
Lu Xiaofeng looked puzzled: "They are all men, why do you want me to go out?"
Tang Wanfeng took a hand in his bosom, took out a steamed bun that had been stuffed on his chest for several days and had become dry and stiff, and stuffed it into Lu Xiaofeng's hand: "Okay, you go out to eat steamed buns, just wait for me for a while!"
"Hey wait..." Lu Xiaofeng was pushed out of the door before finishing his sentence, and when he turned his head, he was smacked by the dust brought up by the door closing.
Lu Xiaofeng touched his nose, turned around and didn't know what he was thinking, so he fed the steamed bun that Tang Wanfeng had forced into his hand, and opened his mouth to bite.In an instant, he felt a gust of wind blowing over his body, and when he regained consciousness, the steamed bun in his hand had disappeared.
Even Lu Xiaofeng stayed for a few seconds before saying: "Hua Man Lou, what are you doing?"
With a nonchalant expression on Hua Manlou's face, he patted the hand that had just grabbed the steamed bun, and said calmly, "This steamed bun was made yesterday, and I've been holding it in Ah Wan's arms all day, and I don't know if it's broken. It's better to eat fresh."
Lu Xiaofeng: "..." Hua Manlou said frankly that he would not expose you if you were jealous.
"By the way, where's Ah Wan?"
"He's changing clothes." Lu Xiaofeng frowned and waved his hands as he said, "Ah Wan's women's clothing is really... tsk tsk, amazing! If he is a daughter, the world will be in chaos again."
"Hmm..." Hua Manlou's expression was a little weird, "Do you think Ah Wan is beautiful?"
"At least the face I saw was beautiful! Ah Wan's disguise technique is really worth mentioning!" Lu Xiaofeng said while rubbing his chin.
Hua Manlou opened his mouth and finally said nothing.If he guessed correctly, Ah Wan should not have changed his face this time, and...
She was originally a woman!I don't know how Lu Xiaofeng will react after knowing this, it's really unexpected... I'm looking forward to it.
Tang Wanfeng's speed of changing clothes has always been very fast. When she was in college, she was told in the dormitory that she got up, changed clothes and washed quickly, unlike a woman. Before Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou said a few words, she had already changed back. That Tang Men Dingguo Cheng male suit, put on a half mask and came out.
Lu Xiaofeng further affirmed Tang Wanfeng's cognition as a pure man.
——He has been lingering in the flowers for so many years, not mentioning the women he has had an affair with, just saying that the first time he spent with him is more than the number of hands. No one changes clothes as neatly as she does. Isn't it a man who can run away?
So Lu Xiaofeng obviously underestimated the magical species of female men.
Hearing Tang Wanfeng come out, Hua Manlou suppressed his smile almost instantly.
Tang Wanfeng obviously saw it too, and the corners of her mouth froze for a moment, but she quickly adjusted and said with a smile, "What do you want me for? Have you checked it out?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Mrs. Gongsun and I..."
"Wait a minute." Tang Wanfeng frowned slightly, "Can you not call her Aunt Gongsun, this title is assigned to her and makes me want to beat someone up." As she spoke, she pulled out the peacock feathers on her back and opened and closed it habitually Let's go to the office.
Lu Xiaofeng broke out in a cold sweat instantly.
Tang Wanfeng usually doesn't hold Peacock Feather in her hand, and usually carries it behind her back for convenience, but once she takes it off, it means that she is really angry, especially when opening and closing the mechanism, she is not serious Threat is to go to that place in the next second...
As a man with normal needs, Lu Xiaofeng said that he was really afraid of this.
After a loud swallow, Lu Xiaofeng changed his address wisely: "Grandma Xiong, I discussed it with Grandma Xiong and decided to set up a trick to lure the snake out of the hole."
Tang Wanfeng glanced sideways at Lu Xiaofeng, and what he asked had nothing to do with what he said: "Grandma Xiong is pretty, right?"
Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but laugh: "What, she changed her face, first she was an old lady, then a woodcutter, and the last one I don't know if it's her real face."
Tang Wanfeng sneered: "Sure enough, the last one is very beautiful."
Lu Xiaofeng stroked his beard in embarrassment: "Yes...but not as beautiful as you!"
Lu Xiaofeng was sensitively aware that after he said these words, Hua Manlou's back straightened instantly.
Tang Wanfeng: "Stop flattering! Continue."
Lu Xiaofeng expressed his innocence, it was obviously not him who had started to change the subject!But he continued: "Last night, I went to Gongsun...cough, Grandma Xiong's banquet for the Snake King." Under Tang Wanfeng's stare, Lu Xiaofeng still replaced the blurted "Gongsun Aunt" with "Xiong Grandma", although he still couldn't understand what Tang Wanfeng was struggling with.
"At the banquet, I made a bet with Grandma Xiong, two out of three rounds, if I win, she will follow me and surrender to Jin Jiuling." Then, Lu Xiaofeng briefly summarized the bet between him and Grandma Xiong, of course, in the end he won.
"...After I handed her over to Jin Jiuling, Jin Jiuling told me that Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng were going to duel in Zijin Mountain, so I pushed the boat along and pretended to leave the capital."
"What if Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng really want to duel?" Tang Wanfeng seemed to be unable to grasp the point of today's question.
"No way...the two of them have never had any enmity, and they have never even met face to face, not to mention that I met Ye Gucheng in the Nanwang Mansion before..." Lu Xiaofeng lost his voice as he spoke, because the words even touched him. I can't convince you.
It is true that Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuixue have no enmity, but it does not matter whether the two swordsmen have any enmity when they meet for a duel.Discussing Tao with the sword and proving the Tao with martial arts, this is the normal state of people who practice swords and martial arts.Both Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuuxue's swordsmanship have reached a peak, and they are both on the road of Dugu seeking defeat, which determines that there will inevitably be a battle between them.
"After the matter is settled, let's go to Zijin Mountain." Hua Manlou said suddenly, with a faint tone without any emotion.
But the inexplicable Tang Wanfeng just felt that Huamanlou was unhappy!
Is it because of... what happened before I went to sleep?
Tang Wanfeng was a little flustered.
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