[System + Lu Xiaofeng] I'm really not a man!
Chapter 110 What's more bloody than a novel is life
Tang Wanfeng originally thought that it would take a lot of saliva to convince Jiang Qingxia, and even before she came, she and Lu Xiaofeng spent a lot of time rehearsing various situations, from 36 tactics to various tactics, only unexpected and useless.
So when Jiang Qingxia simply accepted her statement, Tang Wanfeng's first reaction was actually regrettable!
——Sure enough, you have been abusing a lot recently, are you taking the IQ of these villains too seriously?
But Tang Wanfeng couldn't help asking: "Don't you doubt what I said?"
Jiang Qingxia smiled: "Mary, don't underestimate our group... Cough, don't underestimate our sisters, we also have our own contacts. Even if a person's martial arts skills are fake, they won't be bad It's too far away, not to mention the judge's pen, which is a weapon with a slanted sword. Few people use it in the world, and even fewer people use it well. We have a rough idea of who has enmity with us, so when you appear, I can judge whether you are our enemy or not."
Tang Wanfeng silently looked at the roof.It turned out that it wasn't that the other party's IQ was too low, but that their technology couldn't keep up, and they didn't even know that there was a thing called a system, which could cut two, and even three.I don't know if she will cry when she finds out in the future.
"And the eldest sister also revealed that there seems to be a traitor among our sisters." Jiang Qingxia didn't know Tang Wanfeng's psychological activities, and continued on her own.
Tang Wanfeng thought about it, and looked surprised: "Is it okay to tell me so frankly? Are you afraid that I will say it?"
Jiang Qingxia smiled sweetly: "You have nothing to do with us, I even knew you first, so why worry about you going to inform other sisters."
Tang Wanfeng raised her brows, but smiled silently.
Jiang Qingxia couldn't figure out what Tang Wanfeng meant for a while, she opened her mouth and finally smiled coyly, "I still have the trust of the eldest sister, please ask me to find out who among the sisters has ambiguity."
Tang Wanfeng sat down, put her arms on the table and propped one side of her face, the corners of her mouth curled up slightly, and the curved arc was a bit playful: "You and me...do you have any purpose in telling me this?"
Jiang Qingxia was taken aback for a moment, then lowered the corners of her mouth, her face was aggrieved, very innocent, which made Tang Wanfeng a little confused.
In fact, she was really wronged.She said so much because Tang Wanfeng asked, and for some reason, she wanted to tell everything she knew, but ended up changing this sentence.Jiang Qingxia wondered why she didn't take the whisk directly to do it or why she just walked away with a cold face.
It seems that in the face of this person, the softness of myself and Jiang Chongwei when I was young has returned.Jiang Qingxia felt that something was wrong, but she really couldn't tell what was wrong.
Seeing that she didn't speak for a long time, Tang Wanfeng was a bit hypocritical to be honest.After finally breaking into the internal situation, the development seems to be not bad, so I won't let my unintentional words ruin it, right?She turned her pen unconsciously and smiled: "I'm just kidding."
Jiang Qingxia was obviously relieved when she heard the words, and smiled shyly at her.
"..." Tang Wanfeng felt that something was wrong with him, as expected, he still couldn't get along with creatures like sisters.So she thought about it carefully, and decided to let the matter go first, and then said, "It's getting late, Miss Jiang should go to bed earlier."
The disguised order to chase away guests made Jiang Qingxia feel unhappy again, but in the end she nodded and left the room.
After confirming that Jiang Qingxia was far away, Tang Wanfeng breathed a sigh of relief, and after thinking about it, summoned the organ piglet.
The organ piglet flapped its ears cheerfully at her feet, raised its head and asked, "Why are you looking for me?"
Tang Wanfeng put on a tiger face: "Let me ask you, what happened to Jiang Qingxia?"
The mechanism pig was at a loss: "What's going on?"
Tang Wanfeng hesitated and couldn't organize her words: "I think Jiang Qingxia's behavior is very strange... Obviously she was as cold as an emperor penguin at the gate of Qixia nunnery before, but now she looks like a turkey."
The organ piglet couldn't hold back his breath and almost laughed: "What kind of metaphor are you talking about?"
Tang Wanfeng rolled his eyes at him: "Whether you like this metaphor or not, please tell me what's going on. I'm going to die facing her now. Why don't I go back and face Huamanlou with a headache."
The organ Xiaozhu thought for a while, and said: "Although according to the regulations, I shouldn't reveal it to you, but it's okay to talk about it. Jiang Qingxia fell in love with you. You know, once a creature like a woman falls into the vortex of love, then IQ goes straight to negative numbers."
Tang Wanfeng opened her mouth wide in surprise, and it took her a long time to regain her language skills, but she still stammered: "What... what? Like me?"
The organ's little pig said: "That's right, is it possible that you still like me? But I said, Ah Wan, you are quite attractive, first Xue Bing, then Jiang Qingxia, you are almost catching up with Lu Xiaofeng."
Tang Wanfeng reached out her hand to stop him from continuing: "Wait, let me calm down."
After she finished speaking, she held her head and started to circle around the room, muttering non-stop, the little pig's head was about to explode when she heard it.
In the end, he couldn't help shouting: "Okay, don't turn around! I'm going to be dizzy if you don't faint! Isn't it because Jiang Qingxia likes you, you know that Xue Bing didn't talk so much when she liked you!"
Tang Wanfeng also yelled back: "Can it be the same? Xue Bing was a man then, but now I'm a woman even though it's stuffed like a fucking steamed bun!"
Trick Pig: "Don't resist! You're naturally attracted to lesbians, you've been like this before you played this game, okay?"
Tang Wanfeng immediately became quiet, and his originally anxious expression was instantly emptied. The abnormal silence of the whole person made the organ's little pig feel confused and flustered.
It took a long time before I heard her ask flatly: "How do you know?"
The agency piglet began to wonder if he had said something wrong, and after thinking about it for a long time, he answered cautiously: "We will read some data before selecting candidates."
Tang Wanfeng seemed to be caught by something in this sentence, the corners of her mouth twitched nervously, and then she hugged her stomach and laughed loudly: "So in your eyes, I have nothing at all!"
The agency piggy panicked: "No, we read very little! It's all obtained from public platforms, and we don't deliberately read people's data..."
"It doesn't matter." Tang Wanfeng interrupted him softly, "Anyway, my life is just a joke, and it doesn't matter who you show it to."
Trick Pig: "Ah Wan, you..."
"I'm fine." Tang Wanfeng smiled unexpectedly. Her shallow smile made her look less sharp than usual, and she looked very gentle. "I'm used to it." How much attention was paid to herself in the days when Lai Si fell in love with her, and she completely forced herself into a nerd.
Really, get used to it.
only……
Tang Wanfeng covered her face, her voice was erratic: "Piggy, if I say... I want to stay in this world, is it possible?"
The organ pig was silent for a moment, then said flatly: "Impossible. The company will never do such a thing that disrupts the order of time and space. In fact, this game can only be played for five years at most before being forced to send it back."
"Unless, you are dead."
Tang Wanfeng's body trembled.
So when Jiang Qingxia simply accepted her statement, Tang Wanfeng's first reaction was actually regrettable!
——Sure enough, you have been abusing a lot recently, are you taking the IQ of these villains too seriously?
But Tang Wanfeng couldn't help asking: "Don't you doubt what I said?"
Jiang Qingxia smiled: "Mary, don't underestimate our group... Cough, don't underestimate our sisters, we also have our own contacts. Even if a person's martial arts skills are fake, they won't be bad It's too far away, not to mention the judge's pen, which is a weapon with a slanted sword. Few people use it in the world, and even fewer people use it well. We have a rough idea of who has enmity with us, so when you appear, I can judge whether you are our enemy or not."
Tang Wanfeng silently looked at the roof.It turned out that it wasn't that the other party's IQ was too low, but that their technology couldn't keep up, and they didn't even know that there was a thing called a system, which could cut two, and even three.I don't know if she will cry when she finds out in the future.
"And the eldest sister also revealed that there seems to be a traitor among our sisters." Jiang Qingxia didn't know Tang Wanfeng's psychological activities, and continued on her own.
Tang Wanfeng thought about it, and looked surprised: "Is it okay to tell me so frankly? Are you afraid that I will say it?"
Jiang Qingxia smiled sweetly: "You have nothing to do with us, I even knew you first, so why worry about you going to inform other sisters."
Tang Wanfeng raised her brows, but smiled silently.
Jiang Qingxia couldn't figure out what Tang Wanfeng meant for a while, she opened her mouth and finally smiled coyly, "I still have the trust of the eldest sister, please ask me to find out who among the sisters has ambiguity."
Tang Wanfeng sat down, put her arms on the table and propped one side of her face, the corners of her mouth curled up slightly, and the curved arc was a bit playful: "You and me...do you have any purpose in telling me this?"
Jiang Qingxia was taken aback for a moment, then lowered the corners of her mouth, her face was aggrieved, very innocent, which made Tang Wanfeng a little confused.
In fact, she was really wronged.She said so much because Tang Wanfeng asked, and for some reason, she wanted to tell everything she knew, but ended up changing this sentence.Jiang Qingxia wondered why she didn't take the whisk directly to do it or why she just walked away with a cold face.
It seems that in the face of this person, the softness of myself and Jiang Chongwei when I was young has returned.Jiang Qingxia felt that something was wrong, but she really couldn't tell what was wrong.
Seeing that she didn't speak for a long time, Tang Wanfeng was a bit hypocritical to be honest.After finally breaking into the internal situation, the development seems to be not bad, so I won't let my unintentional words ruin it, right?She turned her pen unconsciously and smiled: "I'm just kidding."
Jiang Qingxia was obviously relieved when she heard the words, and smiled shyly at her.
"..." Tang Wanfeng felt that something was wrong with him, as expected, he still couldn't get along with creatures like sisters.So she thought about it carefully, and decided to let the matter go first, and then said, "It's getting late, Miss Jiang should go to bed earlier."
The disguised order to chase away guests made Jiang Qingxia feel unhappy again, but in the end she nodded and left the room.
After confirming that Jiang Qingxia was far away, Tang Wanfeng breathed a sigh of relief, and after thinking about it, summoned the organ piglet.
The organ piglet flapped its ears cheerfully at her feet, raised its head and asked, "Why are you looking for me?"
Tang Wanfeng put on a tiger face: "Let me ask you, what happened to Jiang Qingxia?"
The mechanism pig was at a loss: "What's going on?"
Tang Wanfeng hesitated and couldn't organize her words: "I think Jiang Qingxia's behavior is very strange... Obviously she was as cold as an emperor penguin at the gate of Qixia nunnery before, but now she looks like a turkey."
The organ piglet couldn't hold back his breath and almost laughed: "What kind of metaphor are you talking about?"
Tang Wanfeng rolled his eyes at him: "Whether you like this metaphor or not, please tell me what's going on. I'm going to die facing her now. Why don't I go back and face Huamanlou with a headache."
The organ Xiaozhu thought for a while, and said: "Although according to the regulations, I shouldn't reveal it to you, but it's okay to talk about it. Jiang Qingxia fell in love with you. You know, once a creature like a woman falls into the vortex of love, then IQ goes straight to negative numbers."
Tang Wanfeng opened her mouth wide in surprise, and it took her a long time to regain her language skills, but she still stammered: "What... what? Like me?"
The organ's little pig said: "That's right, is it possible that you still like me? But I said, Ah Wan, you are quite attractive, first Xue Bing, then Jiang Qingxia, you are almost catching up with Lu Xiaofeng."
Tang Wanfeng reached out her hand to stop him from continuing: "Wait, let me calm down."
After she finished speaking, she held her head and started to circle around the room, muttering non-stop, the little pig's head was about to explode when she heard it.
In the end, he couldn't help shouting: "Okay, don't turn around! I'm going to be dizzy if you don't faint! Isn't it because Jiang Qingxia likes you, you know that Xue Bing didn't talk so much when she liked you!"
Tang Wanfeng also yelled back: "Can it be the same? Xue Bing was a man then, but now I'm a woman even though it's stuffed like a fucking steamed bun!"
Trick Pig: "Don't resist! You're naturally attracted to lesbians, you've been like this before you played this game, okay?"
Tang Wanfeng immediately became quiet, and his originally anxious expression was instantly emptied. The abnormal silence of the whole person made the organ's little pig feel confused and flustered.
It took a long time before I heard her ask flatly: "How do you know?"
The agency piglet began to wonder if he had said something wrong, and after thinking about it for a long time, he answered cautiously: "We will read some data before selecting candidates."
Tang Wanfeng seemed to be caught by something in this sentence, the corners of her mouth twitched nervously, and then she hugged her stomach and laughed loudly: "So in your eyes, I have nothing at all!"
The agency piggy panicked: "No, we read very little! It's all obtained from public platforms, and we don't deliberately read people's data..."
"It doesn't matter." Tang Wanfeng interrupted him softly, "Anyway, my life is just a joke, and it doesn't matter who you show it to."
Trick Pig: "Ah Wan, you..."
"I'm fine." Tang Wanfeng smiled unexpectedly. Her shallow smile made her look less sharp than usual, and she looked very gentle. "I'm used to it." How much attention was paid to herself in the days when Lai Si fell in love with her, and she completely forced herself into a nerd.
Really, get used to it.
only……
Tang Wanfeng covered her face, her voice was erratic: "Piggy, if I say... I want to stay in this world, is it possible?"
The organ pig was silent for a moment, then said flatly: "Impossible. The company will never do such a thing that disrupts the order of time and space. In fact, this game can only be played for five years at most before being forced to send it back."
"Unless, you are dead."
Tang Wanfeng's body trembled.
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