Yucuo of the Red Chamber

Looking at their eyes, Eunuch Chen also had some pores standing on end, and he snorted coldly: "Don't worry, if you want to invite them out, then invite us all to the county government, and maybe I can let you take a look at it then. It is not only absurd to block passers-by in pursuit of a prisoner, but also disturb the people, and I’m afraid you will not be able to afford it.”

"County government office?!" The two door officials laughed loudly, "It's almost the same as being sent to prison, and return to the county government office. Look at you, are you worthy?"

"Why aren't you worthy?" Eunuch Chen was puzzled. How could he not even be worthy of a county government office when he was a servant of the sixth rank?I've heard that dogs look down on people, but I've never heard of people look down on people so low.Even if the county magistrate of the seventh grade saw him, he should respectfully salute, claiming to be an official, and invite him to sit down. Why is it that in the eyes of these people, he is not even worthy?

"Looking at your appearance, you are nothing more than a few wealthy businessmen with bad money. I heard that Xue's family is an imperial businessman, so I especially want to investigate businessmen like you. Maybe you know each other, secretly entrain them, and get in the way. Don't think We're so foolish, if it falls into our hands today, don't blame yourself for being unlucky." The door clerk bullied him as he spoke, ready to take things from Eunuch Chen.

"Imperial merchants? You have good eyesight!" Eunuch Chen thought it was funny, and asked, "What about imperial envoys or officials?"

"Scary!" The gatekeeper laughed at himself, "Imperial envoy, are you still an official? Bah, don't slap your face and pretend to be fat! Do you look like you? Where are you guards of honor, where are the deacons? Don't even look, there are such dingy people Is it an imperial envoy? I’ll let the emperor come in person.” As he spoke, he straightened his hat and walked around with his head held high, just like the emperor in the play.It seems that he is in a good mood today.

"Things that are not lawful, you dare to say such a crime!" Eunuch Chen's face turned blue with anger.

"Wang Fa?" The doorman laughed loudly, "I am Wang Fa. You are all unruly thugs, maybe you are profiteers harboring criminals. Come and take away!"

"Abstain?" Eunuch Chen became even more amused, and sneered, "Who is detaining whom? If you still want to live, take us to the county government."

"Hehe!" The gatekeeper took a step back, looking at the posture of the visitor, and stopped for a long time outside the city gate. There were about twenty entourages on horseback, and there were more than a dozen cars. I know how many people there are, um... nodded, and shouted, "What a big group of robbers, they dare to come to the gate of the city to threaten the officials. You go and inform other people to come, I don't believe that you can't be punished." Hearing this, the gatekeeper hurried to find someone to help.

"Alas..." The phoenix chariot at the head was really a little breathless, with a faint sigh, and a delicate voice said, "Brother Huang has repeatedly said that you should pay attention to safety on the road, but you still encounter robbers, what should you do? ? Then the damn county magistrate, I don’t know how to come out and have a look, do you really want to do another errand?”

"Brother Huang, I'm still Brother Bai!" The gatekeeper was overwhelmed by the voice for a long time, suddenly woke up, and shouted, "Bold! Even the county magistrate dares to talk nonsense. It sounds like you are a woman, maybe Xue Baochai, come here They are all surrounded, and no one is allowed to leave!" The ten or twenty guards at the gate really watched over the crowd, waiting for reinforcements.

"You... are you called Lao Ba?" Since she couldn't leave, Daiyu asked loudly to entertain herself.

"That's right, I'm good at eight, how do you know?" The gatekeeper was very puzzled.

"Your surname is Liu?" Daiyu continued to ask.

"No, my surname is Zhai." The gatekeeper still didn't figure it out, but thought that the voice was very nice and kind.

"Oh, you changed your surname..." Daiyu suddenly realized, and said to herself.

"No, my surname has always been Zhai, and it has been in the three generations of my ancestors." The door official hurriedly clarified.

"Then you just said that you are Wang Fa, not only changed your surname, but also changed your name." Daiyu hesitated.

"This..." The gatekeeper scratched his head, and before he had a clue, he heard Eunuch Chen and Qi Wenjiu'er laughing first. The Buddha was holding Daiyu who was serious and even pretending to be confused, and he was out of breath from laughing. .Later, when Shuang Si and others knew Daiyu's talking habits, they laughed at every step.For a while, I was stumbling around laughing, so lively.Xichun laughed so hard that her stomach hurt, and she laughed away all the fatigue along the way.Hearing that those gatekeepers and gatekeepers hadn't understood yet, they burst into tears as they laughed more and more.

After a long time, a doorman next to him heard someone in the car behind him give an explanation to someone who didn't understand, so he hurried to the doorman and whispered in his ear.The gatekeeper suddenly jumped up in anger and shouted: "A group of bastards dare to laugh at this official. Anyone who comes, take them away."

"Dare!" Seeing that those people were really going to lean on them, and they looked so dirty that they looked disgusting, Eunuch Chen yelled, "Who dares to be presumptuous! Dare to interrogate them with a clever name, and see that you and the thieves have nothing to do with each other." two."

"Forget it," Buddha said in a thick voice, "I'm tired after walking for the past few days, and I've been staying in a hotel. After all, I'm not very comfortable. I'm going to the county government office to rest today."

"You were counted by the emperor, you are nosy." Daiyu said coquettishly.

"The county government doesn't have time to talk to you, if you want to leave, go to the prison!" The doorman who was being teased was furious at the moment, seeing a big fat sheep hanging from his mouth for a long time, can't eat it, can he not be anxious?

It seems that this person will not give way, but it is really inappropriate to reveal his identity here, and these dog eyes may not be able to see it.It happened that a man came out of the city, and Eunuch Chen hurriedly pulled him and asked, "Excuse me, elder brother, how can I get to the county government office?"

The man quickly shook his head, and fled as if he saw the King of Hades.Um?There was such a thing, and when it was almost noon, people came out of the city one after another, and seeing the doormen all avoiding them as if they were hiding from robbers, Eunuch Chen and Jiu'er asked several questions, and they all shook their heads and hurried away .This is strange, is there any problem here?The more this happened, the more Eunuch Chen wanted to understand.Daiyu in the phoenix chariot probably also saw it through the side window, shaking her head and sighing.

Buddha whispered: "It's like this now, it wouldn't be a good thing if these local snakes are allowed to oppress the common people? Yu'er..."

"A local snake?" The gatekeeper's ears were very sharp, and he jumped up and said, "So what if I am a local snake? I should protect this place well...Since you know that I am a local snake, don't come to provoke me. If you don't know how to force Doesn't the dragon overwhelm the local snake?"

Eunuch Chen also heard Buddha's words. Since the master had spoken, he just happened to look at the gatekeeper and said with a sneer, "I'll catch you seven inches in a while, take out the gall, throw it into the pot, and steam it!"

The doorman seemed to feel that what he met today was not ordinary rich, and he had some momentum, but this is his territory, why should he be afraid?Besides, the more powerful you are, the more money you have on hand. At worst, there will be another kidnapping, and you can extort some money, hehe!After making up his mind, he suddenly saw that Eunuch Chen was a little different, and sneered: "You are not a man or a woman, and you want to show off in my land?"

Not male or female?How many eunuchs do it happily?Everyone has a stomach ache.Not to mention being told so in public, not only Eunuch Chen, but also the eunuchs who followed him were full of anger, and if he couldn't get angry today, he was afraid that he would blow himself up in a while.Eunuch Chen turned pale with anger, instead of being angry, he smiled and said, "Since you know that I am neither male nor female, how dare you stand in the way?! How many brains do you have, or do you think your ancestors lived too comfortably for eighteen generations?"

He doesn't seem to have a beard on his face, and he is fairer than others, and...according to the doorman's opinion, if a man looks as handsome as a woman, isn't he not a man or a woman? I didn't expect someone to recognize it, Mr. He said with a smile, "I don't care if you are a man or a woman, I don't know who is impatient to live with such a big breath." As he spoke, he pulled out his saber...

Zhai Laoba only felt a bright light flash in front of his eyes the moment he pulled out the saber, a gust of cold wind brushed his face, his ears hurt, and then he opened his eyes, as if... his neck felt a little cold.Everything happened in the blink of an eye, with a sword hanging around his neck, he was stunned, his ear hurt, it hurt so bad, it seemed to be bleeding, it was sticky... stretched out his hand, oh my god, the right ear is gone !Grinning his teeth, he looked at the person on the other side, the person who looked like a child, holding the sword he had adored just now, and now it was hanging around his neck...

"You..." Zhai Ba didn't know how to react at this moment, angry?fear?Fear?Confuse?beg for mercy?Neither seems to be the case.Looking at the guards and soldiers rushing to him in the distance, his mind went blank, and he didn't know if these people could embolden him.Or, the person on the other side is so fast that he didn't see clearly at all, so how could he be his opponent?

"What about me, let's go, lead the way, and go to the county government." Qi Wen still spoke softly like a child.

"You..." The people coming from the opposite side moved to the two sides, holding knives and staring at the tiger, but they had never seen such a posture before, and they dared not rush forward.

"Stop talking nonsense, just leave if you want to live, otherwise I will feel dirty if I cut your father." Qi Wen's words are soft like a man, but when he gets angry, he will have a hard feeling, and his power is obvious.

That's all, those who don't know don't blame it.Who would have thought that he would speak rudely, say something about the emperor's brother Bai, and call Chen Eunuch for being neither a man nor a woman, and even dare to draw his sword at each other, is that okay?Is there any law left?The retinues of the emperor and others in the palace were always together, so they had a good relationship with each other.Not to mention this, because the relationship between Sui Er, Qi Wen and Jiu Er is also extraordinary.What's more, I didn't get used to the appearance of this official. When I saw someone pulling out a knife, I was afraid of hurting Eunuch Chen. Moreover, the art of war emphasizes the first-mover advantage, or strikes first, or stresses deterrence.Qi Wen didn't want to get too entangled with them. To deal with these people, he had to be stronger than them before he could be subdued.

Now the sword rested on Zhai Ba's neck, and seeing that Zhai Ba was still hesitating, he sneered and said, "Don't make me impatient." As he spoke, he cut off Zhai Ba's hat and bun without waiting for him. After realizing it, the sword reached his neck again, and snorted, "Don't think too much. I'm lazy, so I'll ride with you on horseback. Don't believe I can't kill you with my horse's feet!" He took the reins from Jiu'er's hand, and lightly Yue, flew onto the horse, snatched a long spear from the gate guard, put it on Zhai Ba's back, and said with a childish smile, "obediently obey the Lord's words, you can save yourself some hardships, and maybe you can save your life. Otherwise, I Shake your hand a little, I'm afraid your gall will burst."