Yucuo of the Red Chamber

Qi Wen shook his head and said, "He..." He didn't know what to say, or he didn't know why Sui Er was so angry.

Master Buddha took a look at everyone. Although Xichun was a little shy, he seemed to be a little bit impatient, so he hurriedly urged Xichun to go over, and said with a smile: "Girl, I have read so many poems, but I still haven't learned it. According to the situation, Miss There will definitely be good poems, but now it seems that no one is invincible, why don't we pair up and take them casually, okay? Qi Wen, you have always been so happy, what are you worried about? , right or wrong, let the girl spank your ass."

Daiyu blushed and said angrily: "Don't drag me, I will beat you. Qi Wen danced so well just now, I still have a reward. I didn't bring anything good this time, I will give it when I go back. Chen Father-in-law, please help me remember, so that I won’t be wronged if people say that I deliberately repudiated my debt.” I suddenly thought to myself, how could the children of the Qi Wen family lack those things? It's not easy, she must be careful with the cut.

Eunuch Chen nodded and smiled and said: "Remember, don't worry, girl. I just said that I know a little bit about pairing. Why don't you call everyone who likes to play and put together the table over there to make a table?" Big table, what do you think, girl?"

"Okay..." Daiyu laughed hurriedly.Thinking about it again, thinking about it again, everyone has seen each other for a few times, and there are a lot of outsiders playing with each other, so why not have a lively time together, have a good time, and let Xichun and Sui'er and the two of them had a good time talking in private, lest everyone would watch and make her ashamed.

When the people below heard that they were going to play against Daiyu, they were so happy that there was nothing wrong with it. They moved the table over and formed a small circle in a short time. Humble decency.The two sat there on one side, and everyone ignored him.The rest of the food and drinks were sorted out and re-arranged. Some people sat on the ground, some moved a stone to sit, and some sat on the embroidered pier. When they got together, it was lively.

It seemed that Buddha was sitting with everyone like this for the first time since he came here, quietly holding Daiyu's hand under the table, very happy.Seeing that everyone was seated, he said with a smile: "It's rare for everyone to get together, and to see such a beautiful scenery. It's a good time, so it's better to have a good time, and it's not in vain for everyone's hard work. In the future, we will have to rely on you all."

Everyone didn't dare to talk, Master Buddha smiled, nodded, and continued, "I really don't understand the rules here. I don't know how to write this poem. At least I don't dare to make a fool of myself in front of girls. I have never tried it before, so I would like to take this opportunity to ask you for advice, and I hope you will give me your advice."

Everyone hurriedly said that they didn't dare, the guards who were in charge of practicing martial arts and the court ladies and eunuchs who were only in charge of serving people hurriedly slipped outside to avoid embarrassment, and pushed those who knew a little bit in to watch from outside. lively.

Buddha said with a smile: "my son saw a few couplets from other places. Let me first say that you are right. If you are right, you will be rewarded. Listen carefully, the couplet is: 'six feet of ribbon, three feet of ribbon wrapped around the head and three Hang on the foot'." After finishing speaking, he looked at Daiyu with flattering eyes: don't say he plagiarized, his doggerel level is really not enough to make a fool of himself.Besides, he has something to say first, this is "from other places".

Daiyu was just ignoring him, when she suddenly remembered the second couplet, her face blushed, and she pinched his palm with her long nails under the table, but his hand was as thick and fleshy as her body, and beat him twice Youke, this pinching, even if the nail hurts, it is difficult to move him.He was pouting and angry, but there were so many people around, and he couldn't do anything to him very much.Angrily, he sipped his tea silently, and ate half of the fresh peaches and a few bayberries from the new tribute. The sweet and sour taste penetrated to the bottom of his heart.

Few of the people sitting around were proficient, only Qi Wen turned his head and smiled at Daiyu, but Daiyu was busy arguing with Buddha and didn't see her.Qi Wen also smiled, he just didn't know, and wanted to make another connection.Not to mention that his talents are not limited to this, not to mention that an upper couplet may not only have one lower couplet, he doesn't believe that even a little girl in the mountains is inferior.

An eunuch next to him felt that he had heard it before, racked his brains, and finally remembered the next couplet. Fortunately, no one snatched it, and hurriedly said: "'A quilt, half of the bed covers you and half of the bed is empty'. Back to the girl, back to the master , this... is what I heard from others, so it probably doesn’t count.” He was smiling as he spoke, not knowing whether to count or not.

Seeing Daiyu's face flushed, Qi Wen hurriedly said: "I also have a second couplet here, although it's not as good as his, it's better to tell the girl to give me some pointers." Seeing Daiyu nodding, he said slowly, "' Three feet of green vines, half swing and half hairpin', no good, change one, 'Ten monks, five bells and five listening', it's not good... Good girl, let's change it?"

"Two spirit turtles, one is released and the other is slipped away." Shuying said with a grin.

After being disturbed like this, Daiyu was no longer annoyed, although she was a little drooling, but everyone thought about the current situation, they were all playful and funny, everyone laughed endlessly, all sorts of turmoil broke out one after another.Even the big bastard came to make fun of it, and after a long time of pinching, he corrected a sentence: "Love in two places, one place has sex and the other place gets married."

This... I don't know whose sad story?Looking at everyone, it seems that they all have their own business.Seeing from afar that Xichun and Sui'er seemed to be arguing with each other, Daiyu hurriedly smiled and said, "That's right. If that's the case, everyone will be rewarded when I go back. Just now, since it's the couple who borrowed thanks, I only like the other one. The first couplet is: 'Bamboo has no heart, but has many branches.'"

"Girl, the door is closed to thank guests, what are you doing?" a guard said.

What kind of thanking guests behind closed doors? Daiyu glanced at the crowd, and half of them didn't know. The Buddha didn't seem to understand. His name is Xie Kangle; he can also be called Daxie, and Xie Tiao, who is as famous as him, is called Xiaoxie. You are usually free, so don't patronize and juggle around. You don't necessarily have to be the number one scholar in reading and writing, but you can also have fun in your free time .Dongpo's poem said, "There is poetry and calligraphy in the stomach", so you should learn something yourself."

Everyone hurriedly nodded in response, and several people were amazed and praised: "Our girl is different from others. Not only is she generous, but she also sees far. , and know how to respect, which is admirable. We can follow the girl, it is a blessing from our previous life."

Seeing that Daiyu doesn't like people's praise, he really does. Eunuch Chen said with a smile: "Let you match up, and think about your second couplet. Good ones are rewarded heavily, and bad ones are lightly rewarded."

This time it's good, there are not many meetings, Xueyan pulled Daiyu and said: "Girl, come up with an easier one, we can also match up, this is too difficult, we can't really match up, we can only watch the girl play by herself gone."

Daiyu pointed to her forehead and said with a smile: "If you don't know it, you won't. Don't drag others. Seeing that someone is thinking about it, I also want to be like a second line, so it's not in vain. You..." Daiyu Pointing at the Buddha, he said with a smile, "It's true that the running water is a bit deep, but it's easy to become vulgar after all. The more you learn, the better you learn. Qi Wen, do you have a good second line?" Daiyu looked at Qi Wen, just now he Daiyu was taken aback by his rescue. It turned out that he was such a caring person, and he was a pretty good person.

Qi Wen shook his head and said with a smile: "This bamboo is too hard to match, I'm thinking about it."

As soon as the words fell, Shuangsi said carefully: "Girl, I thought about one, but I don't know if it is neat or not?" Seeing Daiyu nodding, she said, "'Although the lotus root has silk, it should be cut off and not involved'."

Both Daiyu and Qi Wen were taken aback, they were completely uninvolved, isn't that the case?Although it is a bit far-fetched, but the meaning is good, and it is in line with the current situation.Daiyu nodded and smiled: "It's a good idea. If the latter is changed to 'absolutely no entanglement', will it be better? I've never seen lotus root shreds like a mess..." She said again Shaking his head, he said with a smile, "I'm not good at this either. Her word 'delicacy' is difficult to get right after all."

Everyone was playing against each other, and after a while, Daiyu was playing alone. The Buddha looked around, but his foundation was still shallow and it was difficult to deal with it.After a while, when I was about to change the first couplet, I heard Qi Wen think about it: "'Although the flowers are intentional, they only provoke three or two bees and butterflies', good girl, is this still eye-catching?" Incomparable.

"Well, this... is also interesting." Daiyu shook her head, as if it would not be a problem to continue being so confrontational.Turning to look, Sui'er and Xichun hadn't agreed yet, they both turned their heads to one side, ignoring each other, Xichun was still wiping away tears.My heart moved, and I read: "Oh! The mountains are deep and the forests are dense, teach the woodcutter how to do it." How can she persuade such a thing?If Qi Wen is really interested, and Xichun really protects him, Sui Er can't let go.As the master and sister of her, she can't force others to make things difficult for her, or marry her first sister and second sister, right?Poor Xichun, it's so hard for someone to take care of her, but there are only two of them, which I don't understand.What a big head!

"Huh? There are too many monks and too little porridge, how should the host distribute them?" Someone behind laughed.

"My sister is beautiful and my son-in-law is handsome, what should I do for my sister?" One of them laughed.

It seems that more than one person has noticed this, and Daiyu has a headache even more. Seeing a few troublemakers, she suddenly remembered, this servant, if he is a little better, he will make trouble; if he is a little tight, he will be full of complaints.return