Yucuo of the Red Chamber

Are you ready to chase away guests and give them away? !Still so polite?Both Foye and Eunuch Chen were full of anger, and so were the others.I went back last night and made a total calculation. No wonder Master Cuo treated people generously, and he was especially fond of food in the palace. He was a bodhisattva when he co-authored. Everyone was shocked. Thinking about following him is not bad. In the future, I can follow a wise master in the future. I am afraid that there will be no good future for them. ?So I woke up early in the morning and worked very hard. I didn't expect to be kicked out so easily, and I was gearing up to go forward.

"My Buddha has a saying that all living beings are equal, why only people are allowed to speak, and horses are not allowed to speak? Is it forbidden to prohibit other things?" The Buddha didn't even blink his eyelids, and his words flew over like a cloud that has not yet melted under the mountain. .All the guards applauded in their hearts, it seems that this Bodhisattva is not ordinary, he probably didn't show his power yesterday and just let them in.

"..." The old monk was speechless. After a while, Buddha's horse still understood what he meant, and barked for a while, and the horses behind naturally followed suit, barking together, as if there was a lot of meaning to show off. It's more fun than the other.

The morning class inside was probably finished, Master Wuchen came out with a displeased look on his face, and asked coldly: "What's the matter, these horses... still want to rebel? Come out early in the morning and bark, disturbing the tranquility of the Buddhist gate. Whose horse is so uneducated?"

"That's right, I'm uneducated. I've only heard of dogs chasing, biting and barking in groups. This horse...how come it's new to gather together and bark today. Master, you know everything about the past and present, have you heard of it?" Huh? Teach the servants, and let these unruly horses learn more." Eunuch Chen used his eunuch's strengths, and shouted in a high-pitched falsetto, pinching his throat.The guards couldn't help turning their heads and shrugging their shoulders and snickering when they heard it. Some naughty ones pinched their noses to imitate a horse's bark; even more naughty ones yelled "Amitabha!"

The abbot rolled his eyes angrily, and shouted: "You offend Buddhas and Bodhisattvas, be careful and go to hell!"

"Amitabha, it doesn't matter if you go to hell to see the King of Hades, but it's important to go to hell if you blaspheme the Buddha." The bearer sighed leisurely.

"You...you are stubborn! Don't think that you can come to Buddhism to make trouble because you have some power." The abbot found that he seemed to meet a "soldier" who was even more "soldier" than him, and his talent would be lost.

"Don't trample on the word 'Buddhism' at will. This is a serious crime. I hope you will wake up soon and turn your back on the shore." Buddha's thick Sanskrit voice, which was very different from just now, spread slowly, shaking everyone's head numb. The one who was smiling well also covered his mouth, and Eunuch Chen and the others also lowered their expressions and became respectful.The Buddha continued: "Buddhism saves all living beings. What is the crime of all the horses coming early in the morning? Why are you not allowed to enter?" "Faith" is the first word of Buddhism. Since we have paid the deposit in advance and borrowed the treasure land, you excuse it. Buddhism has been polluted .If it wasn't for my predestined relationship with Buddhism, I wouldn't bother to care about how many levels of hell you go to."

Daiyu didn't think too much about him, and he didn't bother to argue with these people, and it seemed that they didn't know too much.Besides, what's the point of playing the piano to a cow?Buddha has this spare time, why not "snatch" the beautiful woman to a corner to whisper, even if you don't bite your ears, sitting quietly for a while is worse than this.

"You are so arrogant..." The abbot became furious, wishing he could use the dismounting stone at the door and smash all these people to pieces.Although I didn't understand it just now, but now that I think about it, isn't it obvious that they are compared to animals, and it is so righteous.Also... the benefit was not obtained, and the old background was exposed, who can not be angry in the early morning?

Unexpectedly, as soon as the words came out, the big monk and the young monk from yesterday came out, and now they interrupted his words, pointing at the Buddha with dumbstruck eyes, and stammering: "Abbot, look...he...he ...the Buddha light above his head..."

The abbot didn't believe it, but after listening to it yesterday, these two people are veterans in the temple. They are the most intelligent, talkative and able to do things. They will definitely not help others to speak. After thinking about it, take a step back... ok Guy, I don’t know if I don’t see it, I still don’t know after seeing it: there is really a big halo on the top of the Buddha’s head, or the entire back, Buddha’s light? !Nah!The abbot was also stunned, how could this be possible, he was obviously just an ordinary "person", and the clothes on his body were very ordinary.That is to say, if he can ride a horse, even if he is taller, it may not be so good. How could he have Buddha's light? !

After thinking for a while, the abbot was still thinking, blinked his eyes vigorously, calmed his mind, and cursed: "What Buddha's light, his back is facing the sun, isn't it just when the sun rises? You also had it in the past." He did have some insight.

"Then why don't you come and give it a try?" The guard next to him also looked up when he heard the words, and seemed to feel that the Buddha is full of Buddha's light, and now he has believed in the Buddha with all his heart. road.

"Those little tricks, you can use Buddhism to deceive people? Don't pretend to be a Bodhisattva, you will be punished in the future. Don't rely on the merits of your ancestors and think you are noble, so you are not afraid of anything. Gods and Bodhisattvas cannot be blasphemed and offended at will, Nan'an The concubine came and called me a master. You are still young, you should accumulate virtue and do good deeds early, so that you can keep your wealth forever in the next life." The abbot looked at the young people in front of him with a calm demeanor. It was Eunuch Chen. Because of being a father-in-law, he is still pampered in the palace. Regardless of his actual age, he looks like he is in his early thirties. It seems that it is not an exaggeration to say that he is "young".

This time Daiyu couldn't hold back any longer, she sneered, and called the Buddha, "That...fake Bodhisattva, don't meddle in the rules of this world if you don't know them, let's leave quickly. Talking about prosperity and wealth at the gate of the temple is not a good idea." I don’t know what is the relationship between this temple and Buddhism? It costs less than 49 taels of silver to invite 50 eminent monks to the mansion to do a ritual ceremony; it’s too little here... Forget it, I feel shabby when I say it. You Bodhisattva If you have fallen to this point, talk to a fake monk, and don't talk to me again in the future, I can't afford to lose this person. Also, don't always stay in Lingshan in the future, forget all the rules of the world, and ask What do I mean that the donkey's lip is not right with the horse's mouth, and now I compare it myself, don't you know?"

Everyone covered their stomachs and laughed for a while, and Buddha almost laughed and fell off the horse. Just now, everyone just compared them to animals based on their words. Now, they are not even horses, so they are downgraded.The Xueyans were even more laughing, now in the palace, everything has to abide by the rules, there are few people who can talk and laugh, usually it's just a small fight, how can it compare to this, it's a big battle!

The abbot's face turned red and white, but the Buddha didn't allow him to interrupt, so he nodded quickly and said: "What the master taught is that if you shave your head, you are a monk. I don't know who made the rules, and I misunderstood the Buddha's meaning. ...I'd better stay away."

The old monk who just came out at the beginning didn't seem to be the same. He looked at the Buddha suspiciously and said, "You said that you are a Bodhisattva, but you don't have any appearance at all, and you haven't been shaved..."

"You see that he is not shaved, how can I see a brain of wisdom?" Daiyu said casually.

"I didn't even see it. How could you see it when you were sitting in the sedan chair?" The little monk was still wondering what kind of "master" was made in the sedan chair to make the "Bodhisattva" so respectful, and it seemed that he had seen it yesterday. I saw a fairy-like girl, could it be her? "Bodhisattva" is so respectful to her, could it be that she... is a Buddha? !How can it be.

"Did you see me sitting in the sedan chair? Who is 'you'? And who is 'I'?" Daiyu said casually.

"Well said, the master understands it thoroughly!" The Buddha smiled, and then looked at the twists and turns, "You don't believe the master's talent, saying that she is just a little girl, how about it, are you convinced? Don't say that the Nan'an concubine sees you now. I have to be willing to bow down, kneel down three times and kowtow nine times, even if the princess comes, I will have to give her a big gift. Don't dare to underestimate her?" This sentence is not only a sincere admiration, but also for others to hear.

Responding twists and turns: "What the master said is true. Reading thousands of scriptures is not as good as a girl's words, I understand." The expression on her face was incredible, eight points more than when she saw her appearance yesterday.Such a woman's eloquent teeth are not only used to show off her tongue, but also to see through the world's affairs, so she can be so calm and lazy.Having said that, only Buddha can be worthy of a person like her.

The abbot on the opposite side blushed and turned pale, and the young monk understood it, as did the old monk and the elder monk.Daiyu's rationale is too white, but once many things take off the appearance and see the sun, that's it, not so complicated.Although I was still thinking in my mind, how could the Buddha be a Bodhisattva if he was not shaved?But thinking about Daiyu's words, no matter what, he couldn't convince himself that he wasn't.Suddenly the old monk fell to his knees, and the young monk also fell to his knees, but one was facing Daiyu and the other was facing Buddha, and his heart was moved.

Eunuch Chen also understood, and said with a smile: "Little monk, you should look at the old monk, old monk, you should listen to the girl, get up and go. There are countless ways to practice, but now that you 'believe' , I will work harder in the future, and I will realize it in a short time." For the two monks who understood, Eunuch Chen took the punishment lightly and did not make it difficult.

Buddha laughed immediately and said: "Eunuch Chen understands it thoroughly, and the difference is also distinguished. That's it..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard "Amitabha" coming from inside. An old monk with bright eyebrows, supported by a young monk, was coming tremblingly, but his face was rosy and he was in good spirits, obviously extraordinary.The old monk clasped his palms together, held a rosary in his hand, and bowed to everyone: "Amitabha, I heard that a real Bodhisattva has come. I ask the Bodhisattva to forgive me for being late to greet you."

"This statement is wrong. The "Vajra Prajna Paramita Sutra" is divided into five chapters: Subhuti, what do you think, can you see the Tathagata with your body? No, World Honored One, you can't see the Tathagata with your body. Why? Therefore? What the Tathagata said about the appearance of the body is not the appearance of the body. The Buddha told Subhuti: All appearances are illusory. If you see that there are no appearances, you will see the Tathagata." This door is her own door, so she is not afraid of his making fun of her.