Yucuo of the Red Chamber

Eunuch Chen looked at the things that had been packed, passed by the little monk, stretched out his hand and gave him two brains, and shouted: "Why do you talk so much nonsense, do you recite too much scriptures? To become a Buddha, you can't just rely on chanting. Consecration, brighten your head. Don’t just look at the two copper coins. The Lord is a rich master, but he has already given you 60 taels. Think about it? Are you a monk or a robber? How about making money in the name of a Bodhisattva? If you talk too much, you will be punished."

The two monks were taken aback for a moment, it was over, and this little trick was exposed.Kneeling down hurriedly, he begged: "Grandpa...Grandpa...that's what you said, but those eminent monks have already been invited, we can't let them work hard, this is what the abbot told us, we..." At a loss, we squeezed our cold legs , and was busy kowtowing again, it seemed that it was out of necessity.

This... which one is sung?Eunuch Chen stepped forward and kicked the little monk into the water, cursing: "You don't have eyes, Grandpa, you are a monk and you are not married yet? The girl wanted to give alms, so she gave a few taels of silver more, Just borrowing the place, who asked you to invite monks, how high are you to return to the eminent monk? You are just a muddleheaded one. Seeing that the girl and the master have a good temper, you dare to mess around here. Grandpa, I am not so good-tempered, so I can't help it. You guys are extorting money, what about you..." He pointed to the great monk and looked at the water, the sky is dark now, and the water at the foot of the mountain is already cold, let's see what he has to say.

"Forget it, let him go down to wash his feet, wash his hair, and reflect on himself." The Buddha was a little bored, so he quickly accompanied Daiyu down the mountain after ordering, so as not to be inconvenient after dark.

The great monk looked around and saw that the guards were full of vigor, not to mention young and strong, and they were all wearing sabers, glaring at each other, so let's go down by ourselves.

The other people saw that although the master was angry, he had no malice and did not want to punish him too much. Now that he had gone down, they stopped talking and quickly escorted the two masters down the mountain.

Two people in the water, the big monk looked at the young monk, and the young monk looked at the big monk, I don't know what to do?

It is a good thing to touch the top for blessing. When you meet a woodcutter, you will gain or lose unexpectedly.

The sky is very dark, just when the sun is setting and the moon is not yet bright; the bluestone steps are also a little unclear at this moment.Everyone walked very carefully, and there were people carrying things behind them. I didn't expect that things would turn out to be twists and turns. It was so late, and everyone didn't bring lanterns, so they could only carefully smear and go down the mountain.

The Buddha thought for a moment, then hurriedly pulled Daiyu aside, and told the guards: "Two of you stay, the others go down quickly, leave eight people to guard the courtyard, two people bring lanterns to pick them up, be careful on the way. You carry Be careful with the things, and follow slowly. You guys, protect the things and go back to put them away." This refers to a few eunuchs and maids, and Zhao Ni, and the rest are Eunuch Chen. Yes, the Buddha said, "With seven or eight of you, that's enough. The air in the mountains is fresh. Walk slowly to relax. The moon will come up in a while, and the road will be easier to walk."

Everyone listened to it, and there were few people in the yard. It was so late at this moment, so it was time to go back and guard.Those guards were all young and strong young men, they rushed away at once, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.Those who carry things in the back are also used to doing rough work. They don't need to follow behind the master, they can run fast naturally, and with a little light, they can stagger and walk fast.The rest of the maids and eunuchs, first came out freely, secondly, they had just been blessed and were happy, and thirdly, they finally did not need to serve, and they were young, they supported each other for a while and disappeared.

The few remaining people walked slowly all the way, and there were rustling sounds from the pines, cypresses and apricot trees above their heads, which had a gloomy feeling, and occasionally pheasants crowed a few times, which made people's hair stand on end.Those who walked behind were particularly worried.Occasionally, the lynx that ran past left behind a dark shadow, which was even more weird.The stream on the side of the road is still flowing.

Daiyu followed behind. At first, she was still angry with those two monks, which was a bit too much.Seeing the compassion of the Bodhisattva, even this can be blackmailed, and I don't know what those people are thinking.But after thinking about it, the young and lovely guards and maids in front of them seemed to have seen through all those things, and after a while they recovered their pure nature, it's okay, they don't bother to care so much.But listening to the flow of the river, thinking of the events behind him, he couldn't help but chant:

Don’t you see, the water of the Yellow River comes from the sky and rushes to the sea without returning.

See you, Gaotangmingjing has white hair in sorrow, and the morning is like blue silk and snow in the evening.

Life is full of joy, so that the gold is empty for the moon.

I am born to be useful, and come back when my wealth is gone.

Cooking sheep and slaughtering cows is fun, and you will have to drink three hundred cups.

Master Cen, born in Danqiu, will be drinking, Lord Lord.

Let me sing a song with you, please listen carefully to me.

Bells, drums, and jade are not expensive, but I hope I won’t wake up after being drunk.

In ancient times, the saints and sages were lonely, and only the drinkers kept their names.

In the old days, Wang Chen feasted and fought for peace and joy.

What is the master's word for less money, you have to sell to the king.

Five-flowered horse, golden fur,

Hu'er will exchange the wine and sell the eternal sorrow with You.

"What are you worried about, girl? Since it is said that 'to be happy in life is to be happy', there should be no more worries." Hearing Daiyu's sigh, Buddha couldn't help but took her hand, walked to the end in two or three steps, and embraced her waist, smiled and said, "Want to drink? Father-in-law, have we brought a good wine?" It seems that I have never seen Daiyu drink, but since I can read the second half of the sentence, there must be a romantic hero, I'm afraid that wine can also be eaten.Eat as much as she wants, as long as she likes it.

"The girl's poems are getting better and better." Xue Yan moved her feet carefully, praising her.

"You also know poetry?" Foye asked with a smile while tapping Daiyu's face in the dark.

"When I was young, I was also the girl's companion to read, but this poem sounds very familiar. When did the girl make it?" Xueyan is also very happy today, especially when she saw that the uncle still has this ability, or it is rare to walk away so relaxed and comfortable. In nature, the whole person is relaxed, and the heart is also frivolous, and there are countless happy things in the mind.

"You are a good girl, and you are good at flattering people. I still think you are honest and honest, and it seems unreliable." Buddha Poutou poured a basin of cold water on Xueyan, and said with a smile, "Your girl is already talented. Gao Badou is knowledgeable and rich, so why bother to borrow other people's poems to become famous? She just recited it happily, and you pretend to be knowledgeable, so you should pay more attention to it in the future."

"Huh?" Daiyu was still thinking about whether to push him away, or to get closer, when she suddenly heard something interesting and said with a smile, "You are very knowledgeable now, and you know that this is not my poem. But she is just a girl, Why do you need to be as knowledgeable as her? Xueyan, you should take the time to read more books when you go back, or you will come out and be ashamed and be laughed at by others." How can Xueyan be her girl, so don't be looked down upon by this "other" in front of you.

"Girl, did I remember correctly?" Xueyan was puzzled for a moment, and almost stepped on the ground when she was not paying attention, but was quickly supported by Shuying.

Shuying said with a smile: "This is Li Qinglian's "Will Enter the Wine". It is magnificent and majestic. How can a girl do it?"

"That's not right, why can't the girl write this kind of poem?" The Buddha refused, "Although the girl is a woman, she also has a bold and unrestrained spirit, but it is suppressed. Wait for a swim in the sea and the sky, and then absorb it. The aura of heaven and earth, if you remove this layer of restraint on your body, I'm afraid it will be more majestic than Li Qinglian. The white hair is [-] feet, the peach blossom pool is [-] feet deep, and the water flows down [-] feet... I am born with talent, I will be useful, I will not be a princess Be a princess. Cook tigers and slaughter leopards for fun, and you will have to drink three thousand cups..."

Before the conversation stopped, everyone was already laughing. Although they don't know the story of him and Daiyu's white hair, most of these people have read some books, and Li Qinglian's poems have also been read, and these few lines are famous lines, When he changed it, everyone laughed.

Daiyu laughed for a while, at first she thought it was funny, but after hearing it, she couldn't help but angrily said: "Did you make such random changes like doggerel? I never expected that you are still a queen, so be careful to fall into the sky." Go to the abyss, forever. I’m pouring [-] glasses of wine for you, go swimming. I’ll let you have a tiger and leopard company, and we’ll stay away. It is said that the genius doctor is at ease with Concubine Hu among the thousands of flowers in the Wanfo Cave of Wanxian Mountain."

The crowd burst into laughter again, Foye originally made up a few random sentences, but Daiyu's string of words became a joke, and they couldn't help laughing, only attracting the moonlight on the top of the tree, thinking To find out.

"Ha yo, Eunuch Chen, I always heard that our girl's teeth are eloquent, and she thought it was a fake, but I didn't expect her to speak the truth, she is even better than the concubine Hu." Buddha laughed for a long time before joking. road.

"Who asked the old man to use the hatchet to fool the girl with those doggerel poems. The girl should write a poem for him." Eunuch Chen laughed.

"I told you not to read Li Qinglian's poems. You have to read them. It's good now. I don't know what kind of doggerel I will make in the future to make people laugh. Where did you get a princess to make up a sentence? Or... "I've always wanted to snatch the crown princess to be Mrs. Yazhai, when did another princess come out?Daiyu didn't understand.

The Buddha was taken aback for a moment, but he didn't expect Daiyu to really catch words. He turned his head and said with a smile: "People say that there is a concubine of Nan'an in that temple who gave alms. They don't like our girls. Look back and see how proud they are." As for Li Qinglian's Poems, of course, are good sentences, why not let them read.Master Buddha carefully supported her, seeing the moonlight shining on the water surface, shining brightly into handfuls of broken silver, he was suddenly moved, and hurriedly ordered, "You take a step first, we will come later."

Eunuch Chen shook his head and said, "The mountain is spacious and full of things, so I'd better go back quickly."

The Buddha nodded and smiled and said, "I see. Isn't the river behind the yard? Let's sit there and watch the moon. If you like, you can go too. Let's have fun together."