Yucuo of the Red Chamber

"Old Diao"?It's getting old now, Buddha is even more funny now, I've seen someone who is so cruel, I've never seen someone who is so cruel, and no one asked who he is from the beginning to the end, he even brought out Daiyu, and didn't ask , Just playing around like this, okay, it seems that he is still too free, he should take care of the Beijing Palace and clean it up.Looking up, I saw two young eunuchs carrying things in. The Buddha called out: "Jiu'er, go and tell Eunuch Dai that I was stopped here by King Jing's Changshi and his servants, and he was not allowed to go in. Go back to the decree, don't come to me to intercede, I will go back first."

Jiu'er is the little eunuch next to Dade. Hearing this, he hurriedly stopped. Seeing that it was Buddha, he said with a playful smile, "I'm joking, who dares to stop me! I won't say this, lest my father-in-law will spank my ass later." At first glance, he seemed to have understood, and seeing the meaning in Buddha's eyes, he hurriedly followed with a smile, "I think this officer wants to make friends with you, but I misunderstood you. Lord, I will go in first, and my father-in-law is waiting to serve Lin." The girl is eating snacks. Master forgive me, I can't afford to delay." As he spoke, he didn't dare to move his feet, as if he was waiting for the Buddha to speak, and he said "Master" in one mouthful, which was very kind.

Foye smiled inwardly, he is such a clever boy, he should be asked to serve Daiyu, lest those clumsy ones don't like her.Diao Changshi felt uncomfortable after hearing this, the boss felt uncomfortable, who is Dade?Daming Palace is in charge of the palace minister, and King Beijing Jing politely flattered him when he saw him. The little eunuch beside Dade, if there is no Buddha, he would rather offend Dade than dare to move. This... Good guy, today is The little ghost ran into Lord Yan, and Sun Houzi met Tathagata Buddha.Sweating profusely, at a loss.

"Go, I'm going back, don't be pretentious with me, I'll spank your ass as if the words didn't come back." Buddha had a calm face, his words were neither soft nor hard, but the listeners were chilled; he was about to turn around and go out after speaking Walk.

This is good, Diao Changshi and a few guards who haven't understood still don't understand, but Jiu'er dare not be careless, knowing that he was angered, he must be the chisel, and he was beaten twice to vent his anger.Putting down his things hurriedly, he came over and knelt down in front of the Buddha and begged, "Please forgive me, I'll send a message, and I'll wait, or I won't be able to keep my little head. I've always been merciful, so let me spare the little one." Secretly hated, hated King Beijing all over, otherwise he would have gone back to the palace long ago, so there is no need to bear this anger.

Buddha praised again in his heart, thinking that since he has already become a wicked person, it would be better not to do both, and said with a cold snort: "This is strange, you are the father-in-law's man, what do you ask me to do? I am compassionate, but a good person Don’t you know that you are being bullied, and a good horse is being ridden by someone? If you run into the king of Beijing Jing, you will go to Jingzhao Mansion for me to go to jail?”

Seeing that the Buddha had let go, Jiu'er continued: "You are joking, how could Jingzhao Mansion have such a big face, even if you gave him ten guts, he wouldn't dare to invite you, let alone the prison in Jingzhao Mansion. Please forgive me , or the small two ends..." Jiu'er pointed inside, pointed at herself, and said with a smile, "Master, the girl has a tricky temper, and she got annoyed for a while, and ten heads are not enough for the small one, and there is no need to go to Jingzhao Mansion , directly hit the pillar by yourself."

The little eunuch next to him also winked, and also came over and knelt down and said, "Master, it's probably a misunderstanding. Please move me. Father-in-law is still waiting to serve Miss Lin's snacks. Don't be afraid if you miss something, we can't afford it."

Seeing that Diao Changshi seemed to have recovered, but he still couldn't get over his face, he hesitated and didn't know how to speak, and the Buddha said first: "Move? If you say move, you will be responsible. Are you responsible? You are more respectable than Diao Changshi, and your words are effective? You don’t even look at how much you weigh, and you dare to beg for mercy. Are you able to ask me to move you?"

Jiu'er saw what Buddha meant, and hurriedly said with a pitiful sneer: "Shocked? I have seen the Supreme Emperor more than once, why haven't I heard of Shocked? The eldest princess is here, and she was not surprised just now." , Why are you talking about being shocked now? The young one is a servant of Eunuch Dai, not a servant of the Beijing Palace, and he doesn’t know the rules of the Beijing Palace. I have ordinary knowledge, but the young one is just a slave, and the ordinary knowledge of the young one, isn't it worthless?"

"Well...you're right, get up, I'm not going to talk to you if you don't forgive me. Get up, let's go to Eunuch Dai to judge and see how he teaches people. He is very good. I want to see what I am Worth, is it worth being shocked?" Foye was sent to the army by Jiu'er, although he said it for others to hear, but he was a bit too reserved after all, and when Jiu'er packed up his things, he snorted and followed They went in behind, mocking themselves, "Jiu'er, it's because you're taking pride in yourself, I still have to be honored by you today."

Jiu'er saw Diao Changshi leading a group of savage slaves around the corner, and laughed and said, "I'm joking, how can I still have my face in front of you, please don't tell my father-in-law for a while, otherwise our buttocks will be lost again." The little eunuch behind also nodded repeatedly.

At the gate of Rongxi Hall, Dade stood there, seeing Jiu'er, he shouted: "Are you going to plant the land or buy rice? Are you waiting for the earing of rice, or waiting for the eggplant to bloom? Wrong Lord, you brought Are they naughty?"

"Elder-in-law calm down, we never got naughty, it's because the masters didn't know the wrong master and wanted to talk to him, so the master pulled us..." Jiu'er winked and hurriedly carried the things in. When passing by Dade, a little There was no fear at all, but instead he gave Diao Changshi a sideways look, with an extremely disdainful look on his face.

Dade didn't quite understand, it was weird to think about it, but Buddha has his own strategy in dealing with things, he is too lazy to talk too much, pretending not to know, he just scolded Jiu'er and said: "Just say lazy, and I want Master Chou to intercede with you , there is no door, I will deal with you when I go back later."

Jiu'er saw that the Buddha was really on airs and couldn't speak, so he put the things down, and Eunuch Chen brought them to Daiyu in the warm pavilion.Here he turned his head and begged for mercy: "Grandpa Hui, we have never been lazy, it's because Master Cuo was afraid of going to Jingzhao Mansion, afraid that he would lose face if he went to prison, and even the emperor's face would be disgraced, so he insisted on pulling us to talk. We have delayed the business of the father-in-law, we dare not next time, and ask the father-in-law to treat us as farts and let it go."

Dade was startled, Buddha took a look at Shui Rong, who was sitting in the next room, and listened to Diao Changshi's whispered reply; he had already made up his mind, so he just ignored him, snorted coldly, and said with a faint smile: " Father-in-law, I really don't blame Jiu'er for what happened today, this ass can't be spanked, otherwise he must blame me. I think it's fine."

As soon as the Buddha's words came out, the strong anger blew into the ears and it was cold, and Shui Rong seemed to understand, and hurried out, bowing and saluting.Dade snatched the words, and replied: "I'm sorry you don't dare to be lazy, and you can't explain it for a long time. Go back and beat each other with [-] big boards as a punishment. Let's go to prepare now, and the sacrifice is over." , Hurry up to the palace to renew the order. The Ministry of Rites is in charge here, so we can't disturb it. Lord, they... just let them go, if there is even a single complaint, I will beat them all to death myself."

Jiu'er burned the fire and said: "Thank you for your kindness, Grandpa, thank you for your kindness. If there is even a single complaint, we will be killed by ourselves, and we dare not soil your father's hands and embarrass him."

Diao Changshi followed behind Shui Rong, his whole body turned cold when he heard this, as did the guards just now, they knelt in a row outside.

Bai, the little eunuch who carried things with Jiu'er, knelt down for a while, feeling puzzled, hurried over to Buddha and Dade and kowtowed: "Thank you for your kindness, thank you for your kindness, but we don't blame us for this matter. It doesn't matter if we die, but next time, please remember to follow the official path and wear official robes, or if you meet... If you don't understand people's words, we can't speak clearly. If you die, you will die unjustly. And you will be tired Wrong master suffers injustice."

One person dies with one sentence, and there is another coffin in front of him, which is extremely unlucky, Shui Rong doesn't know why, but feels a chill on his back, finally found a space, and hurriedly said: "I didn't expect the wrong brother to come too, good to meet you."

"I learned some yin and yang techniques indiscriminately. The Supreme Emperor asked me to take a look. It happened that Eunuch Dai came, so I followed him. Please forgive me for disturbing you." The Buddha's face was as calm as water.

"Where is wrong brother, Xiao Wang is ashamed. Since he is here on business, it is inconvenient for Xiao Wang to disturb him. If he offends, please forgive me. As for those slaves who have no king's law, Xiao Wang will deal with it strictly. Give the wrong brother an explanation." Shui Rong hurriedly apologized, then turned back to look at Diao Changshi coldly, but he couldn't bear it.

On the flat road outside the city, a phoenix chariot drove forward.The four horses were full of energy and high spirits, and they raised their hooves vigorously. If the driver hadn't tried to keep the chariot stable and waited for the chariot and horses behind, the chariot would have galloped away long ago.

The phoenix chariot is very large, and there is a flying phoenix embroidered with gold silk on it, hovering above it, flying in the wind.The interior of the chariot is very comfortable, because it takes nearly an hour to walk, and there is a small half-mountain road, so the rear is arranged like a small couch, which can be tilted at will, or even curled up to sleep on it.There is a small cabinet in the front, which contains fruits, dressing tables, etc., and several sets of clothes; there is a large crystal jar on the right, with cool spring water in it, which not only keeps cool, but also ices tea and fruits. nice.And there is another advantage, that is, you can see whether the phoenix chariot is driving smoothly.

There were three people sitting in the phoenix chariot at the moment, and it seemed empty.Daiyu leaned on the couch, Buddha sat beside her and looked at her, and Eunuch Chen sat on the couch in front of the couch.It is very comfortable to shake the body with the phoenix chariot a few times.Occasionally looking outside, the busy scene of the farmers comes into view, which seems to be extraordinarily refreshing.Eunuch Chen probably hadn't come out for a long time, and he was very happy to see him. He kept peeling loquats for Daiyu to feed bayberry, and threw the loquats far away outside the chariot, which made Daiyu smile coquettishly.