Cute Pet Cultivation Guide[Quick Transmigration]

"Hey, silly, wake up."

A cold voice drilled into the ears, and then a ball of white light blasted into the eyes.

Lian Yu screamed and got up from the ground, staring blankly at the same white scene around him, unable to turn his head for a few seconds——

where is this?

"A young man from a different world... Don't look around and talk about you, mental retardation! Did you lose this SR or this UR?"

"……what?"

The young man with black question marks on his head was chaotically looking for the direction of the voice, until a cold palm was pressed against his face, and he slapped it mercilessly x32——

"Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap!"

"Oh, no response? It seems really stupid."

The little girl in white withdrew her hand, and smiled sinisterly at the corner of her mouth.

So the cool voice sounded again, with formulaic regret, "Then Lian Yu, as the planning leader of NMB99 company, do you have any last words?"

"It hurts!"

The dazed young man who was beaten finally came to his senses, immediately covered his swollen right face, jumped up furiously and shook the girl's shoulder vigorously, "Who are you, you slap someone as soon as you meet? If you don't see you as a girl I beat you a long time ago... Wait, what are you talking about? Last words? What last words?!"

"Oh, you're going to die in 7 minutes." The girl said coolly.

"Damn it, you girl has a lot of problems. You beat someone and cursed him to death. You have such a vicious heart at such a young age! I'm fine, you're lying—hey, where's my foot?!" Lian Yu who was on the fire inadvertently dropped When he saw it, his face suddenly became livid.

what is this...

Why are his feet transparent?

"Ah, what's going on, please explain to me clearly!"

The young man screamed and ran around the place.

The girl was indifferent to the noise that could be compared to the slaughter of a pig, and she just talked to herself: "Well, it seems that your spirit has begun to become transparent. You can't even last for 7 minutes. The matter is much more serious than we thought."

"Wait! I was wrong, I was wrong! Sister, Goddess, my dear aunt! What do you mean by 7 minutes? Tell me quickly, ah, Miss, you are so cute! I think you look familiar... Tell me , Am I dreaming?" The emotionally broken young man shook the girl's shoulders vigorously, tears almost bursting from his eye sockets.He really didn't dare to look down any further, just after a few seconds of running around with his head in his arms, he was horrified to find that his thighs were also becoming transparent!

What happened to him!

"Go to your Spring and Autumn Dream, take a good look." The girl ruthlessly slapped him again, then grabbed his ear and pressed his face against the glass, "Did you see the destroyed building downstairs? You His body was lying under the pile of ruins, unable to move at all. Did you see the pink koala pendant, it fell from your mobile phone chain. It’s real, right, do you still think it’s a dream?”

The young man was taken aback for a moment: "So my current state... is my soul out of my body? I still have 7 minutes, which means that I can keep my mind clear for 7 minutes?"

"Almost." The girl showed the weird smile just now, "But to be honest, it is unlikely that you will wake up... Oh, there are still three and a half minutes, we have to hurry up and decide your fate!"

"..." Determine his fate?What the hell is this?

In the silence, Lian Yu heard himself swallowing, "Who the hell are you..."

"It's 'we', not 'me'. And what you said just now is 'very familiar', it's definitely not a compliment, because you have indeed met us—" The girl who had been smiling strangely suddenly turned grim, and she Go up and pull Lian Yu's collar and shake it vigorously, almost smashing him to the ceiling.

"That's right, we are the common people who eat melons and kryptonites in the mobile game 'Feng Shui Master'! Damn, if it weren't for the group of dogs in your planning team, Bibi has been secretly making adjustments since the game started. The drop rate of spirit beasts is low, so we need to eat dirt every day? Didn’t you recently launch a campaign to send [-] yuan to give away high-cost lucky bags? What happened to the money? A pile of rubbish! Do you dare to announce the drop rate? Don't you dare to let Xiao Yat-yun draw cards in the game live broadcast? Dare you permanently seal the names of those who score points in the arena? Huh? I'm just asking you if you can do it?!"

After speaking, with a wave of his little hand, countless cheeks of top-up players appeared on the white blank area.

It's too late, he said how could such a thing happen!

It turns out that this is karma!

Young birthday!The krypton gold boss is angry with the official father!

Lian Yu thumped in his heart, and immediately knelt down on the ground and hugged the patron's thigh and cried loudly, "Listen to me, all of this is Xiao Shuqing's fault! I'm just a small employee under him, and I will do whatever the boss says... …But don’t worry! I will regard players as gods after I wake up, so that you can have top-quality spirit beasts without recharging!”

"It's late, we have already decided to commit suicide collectively, but before we committed suicide, we decided to give you a big gift, but we didn't expect that it would be better to catch you sooner than later, and we caught you first."

Girl, no, the krypton gold system smiled coldly again, that smile was so distorted that people could spit out their overnight meal, "Hey, go to the card pool!"

"Na... Ni..."

Lian Yu opened his eyes wide in horror, staring in fear at the dozens of floating cards that suddenly flashed in front of him.

He always feels that the future is not good...

Sure enough, Mr. System smiled and said: "Aren't you very good at games, then play with us! The cards we invented are amazing, and whichever card you draw will become what it looks like! It's fun, isn't it? Your task is to kiss the chosen person three times within ten days as the one drawn by the symbol. If you kiss three times, you will pass the mission, but you can’t miss one in the middle. If the time limit expires, you must draw the card again. .”

"There are a total of thirty cards in this card pool that contain all the possibilities that can happen to you. And you have a total of ten symbols in your hand, which means you have ten chances to complete this task. If you can complete it, congratulations Clear the level and return to the human world, if you can't complete it, hehe, you can only maintain the state of the lowest level among the ten cards..."

"Cards are divided into four grades: N, R, SR, and UR. The drop rate is unknown, they cannot be recycled, and they cannot be purchased with gold coins. The only way to get an extra card is to redeem points. Points are proportional to the number of kisses. , Kissing once counts as ten points, and only when the score reaches 100 points or more can it be exchanged, and getting a guaranteed R card is actually quite a deal for non-chiefs. Well, but how many times you can complete each game is unknown."

"Wait, this game is unfair to me. If I can't wake up according to what you said, then why are you still playing this game!" Lian Yu's eyes widened, "Besides, I'm a man, let me play this kind of transformation It's too embarrassing to pretend to be playful, I refuse!"

"Hmph, refuse? Do you still have the conditions to refuse? If you don't accept the task, you will die here on the spot." The system rolled his eyes at the young man with only the upper body left, and gracefully stretched out his fingers to poke on the screen, " There is 1 minute left, let's choose someone...Keke, your chosen person is him!"

Lian Yu pushed his glasses and looked at the screen, his expression suddenly became subtle: "Huh? Who is this person, which star?"

Even though he's a man, it seems... that he can accept it.

Curved clothes.

"Tsk." The system looked meaningfully at the blushing young man, and without saying anything, urged him to draw a card with a bad face.

The young man stared at the handsome face on the screen from time to time, and muttered to himself: "Well, if I'm handsome, I won't lose money, so I'll try..."

"Oh, it's okay, you can pump slowly down here." Unable to bear the snarky grumble, Mr. System kicked him down with a blank expression.

"Ahhhh-"

The unsuspecting Lian Yu was kicked from behind and fell freely from a high altitude!

A few seconds later, a line of white words exploded in the air: Congratulations to player No. 001 for drawing the first R card in his life - Little Octopus!It's really gratifying to congratulate, gratifying to congratulate, I wish him a happy time in this world!

The author has something to say: A new article has begun!I don’t know if the little friend who collected me before is still there, squeak baa QAQ...

The new article is still a funny story, I hope you like it.

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