Crazy cute pet: God, don't chase me

The sun at noon in midsummer is like a blazing flame in space.It also seemed to feel the heat at times and wanted to hide in the clouds for shade.But more of them are burning boldly there, pouring excess light and heat into the earth.The whole earth seemed to be on fire and became bright.

Xing Jiu'er was lying on the bed in the dormitory, listening to the gossip of the roommates who just came back, she closed her eyes tightly, feeling very curious.

Riel, don't they all feel hot? !At any rate, the temperature at noon has reached [-] degrees, which is unbearable for normal people!In the dormitory, only the dilapidated fan was operating firmly, and it made a creaking sound from time to time.

Sure enough, after a while, Riel, who was jumping up and down, finally felt his back was sweating and his nose was smoking, and he lay down on his bed and complained, "It would be nice to have ice cream at this time! In the hot summer, only ice cream Only then can I comfort my wounded heart!" Riel lay on the side in a collapsed state and muttered.

Although the sound was very small, it still reached Xing Jiu'er's ears.

Ice cream?It sounds delicious!Then Xing Jiuer snapped her fingers in the name of going to the bathroom where no one was seeing, and a bag of ice cream with different flavors appeared in front of Xing Jiuer.

wow~

It turns out that ice cream is like this!It feels so comfortable!icy!I don't know what it feels like to eat, Xing Jiu'er has no resistance to this food at all!

Anyway, let's go back to the dormitory first, so as not to be seen by anyone in a while.

So this happened. . . . . . . . . . .

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The strange trio in the dormitory saw Xing Jiuer coming back with ice cream, and hurriedly pulled him in the door. After finishing the incident, they looked furtively to see if anyone was following on both sides of the corridor, acting as if they had a guilty conscience .

Xing Jiu'er was teased by them, why is she so funny!Don't be so serious about eating ice cream.

Seeing Xing Jiuer's bright smile, the three of them were blinded again.

Riel was the first to speak. He grabbed Xing Jiu'er's hand and asked with aggrieved expression: "Your Highness Xing! Where did you get your ice cream from? This is a military base, not to mention selling snacks We didn’t even bring in food! If we were found out, it would be a serious crime!” Riel looked at Xing Jiuer with a bull-headed expression, and his palms were sweating coldly.

Xing Jiu'er laughed even harder, but in order not to arouse suspicion, she made up a reason and told them that it was delivered by her assistant, so that they could eat without worry.

When Riel heard that Xing Jiuer said about the ice cream brought by his assistant, he felt relieved immediately.

Grab the ice cream and lick it wildly.

Even buy Karma!This is really the best ice cream I have eaten this year!none of them!Such a hot day should be called summer with such ice cream!

The roommates picked up their favorite ice cream one after another, blowing on the fan to enjoy the cold time, but when they were halfway through eating.

The assembly horn sounded suddenly.

In just a few seconds, I heard the sound of ping-pong-pong going down the stairs outside the door.

At the same time as the horn sounded, the dormmates quickly took a bite of the remaining ice cream, put on their shoes and flew away.

Xing Jiu'er also realized that it was the sound of assembly, and hurriedly put on her shoes and ran down.

On the table, the scattered popsicle bags and sticks were lying naked on the table before they could be thrown into the trash can.

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In the gathering place,

The instructors each led their class to stand in a military posture. Suddenly, the black-faced instructor took out a loud voice and shouted at the students: "All of them! Squat down!"

Then the students squatted on the ground without knowing why, and felt uneasy for a while.

What the hell are you doing!He knows how to make us squat all day long. He doesn't know that the ground is full of steam in such a hot day!

Everyone complained in their hearts.

I saw the black-faced instructor suddenly signaled to the instructors of all classes to assault the dormitory!

Everyone who finished the inspection on each floor had to make a report. Whoever folded the quilt was unqualified, and the dormitory was dirty, all of them went to the playground to jump frogs!

The students all took a deep breath at once, feeling overwhelmed.

And of course the people in Xing Jiu'er's dormitory were even more anxious!

It's over!I remember I forgot to hide the ice cream bags on the table when I ran out in a hurry!This time it's really over!Riel panicked like a rabbit.

In contrast, Xing Jiu'er is much calmer!I don't know why, but on the first day when I first arrived, I was targeted by the black-faced instructors, and I bullied him as soon as I moved into the dormitory because I can't stack the army, right?Needless to say, it must be intentional!

It just so happened that the black-faced instructor inspected the 5th floor of the boys' dormitory. If it wasn't a coincidence, no one would believe it!

Xing Jiu'er smiled secretly. After a spell passed, the whole dormitory suddenly became clean. Even the ice cream bag on the table disappeared inexplicably. The four quilts were neatly placed on the bed. There is no speck of dust, and it shines like a palace.

The black-faced instructor was blinded by the cleanliness of the dormitory as soon as he entered.

I cursed viciously in my heart!This little bastard is quite good at cleaning up!Can't find anything wrong with it! !There is nothing he can't do!He has better physical fitness than me, cleans up better than me, looks more handsome than me, and is more popular than me!I am a soldier!How could he be compared to a young boy!

The black-faced instructor was resentful, turned his head and left!He could only vent his anger on the unqualified students, causing many students to faint on the playground all afternoon.

After returning to the dormitory, Riel and his group looked at the scene in front of them in disbelief as if they had eaten an ostrich egg.

Xing...His Royal Highness Xing, please pinch me!We must have gone to the wrong dormitory, right?I remember right here!But it was obviously not like this before I left!

Riel looked at Xing Jiu'er with a soft face, rubbing his eyes desperately.

Don't say it's just Riel who can't believe it!Even the other two roommates couldn't figure out why!This is so unscientific!They chattered for an hour and finally gave up.

And Xing Jiu'er didn't mention a word at all, letting their imagination run wild.

Probably they will also think, is it Xing Jiu'er's assistant or something who helped them clean up in a short time, and this is the only reason that can be more convincing!

You can get in ice cream, what else can't you get in? !Anyway, Xing Jiu'er was recording the program on behalf of the school, so it's impossible to expose the mess of the spokesperson's dormitory!Thinking of this, Riel and the others felt relieved.

Xing Jiu'er didn't bother to participate in their discussion, so she picked up a new set of military training uniforms and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

Just after shampooing and soaping, the assembly horn sounded again.

When Xing Jiu'er got excited, the soap was squeezed out on the ground, should I pick it up or not? !

WTF! !Do something!It's definitely doing something! !When not to gather, but to gather when I got on the soap!