Crazy cute pet: God, don't chase me

"Don't you know that I live off my butt?!"

Starfall: "..."

"Uh...I always feel that there is something wrong with this sentence."

Xing Jiu'er didn't think too much about it, she was stunned for two seconds before she realized it.

I saw that Xingluo was already rolling on the ground with his stomach in his hands and laughing.

"Hahahaha...haha...I laughed so hard!!!"

"I'd like to know how you, Jiu'er, live off your butt!!"

Xing Jiuer: "..."

For a while, she was talking too fast, as if there was a classic saying called relying on face to make money, but when it came to her mouth, she automatically changed the words, Xing Jiuer was also confused! !It was only after I said it that I realized that something was wrong with you!

"Smile laugh!"

"If you laugh again, I'll experiment with you and tell you how to use your butt to eat!!" Xing Jiu'er's face was ashen, his eyes were ruthless, and Xing Luo knew that if he continued to laugh, he would probably be the first experimenter by this kid After tasting it, even if he suffered internal injuries, Xingluo didn't moan any more.

"I promise you....."

Suddenly Xing Jiu'er said these words in an unhurried manner, causing Xing Luo to slap his ears.

"Did I hear you right!! What did you just say?! You mean you promised me?!"

"That's right!! It should have been like this a long time ago! Let's go to Mingxi God and the Demon King to take revenge as soon as possible, and fulfill our wish as soon as possible! Why bother me so much."

Xing Luo was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear, but Xing Jiu'er's expression was indifferent and expressionless.

snort!I just said something to promise you, but I didn't say anything to promise you. As for what you think, that's your own business!Xing Jiu'er had a dark belly, silently making small calculations.

Xing Luo with a happy face didn't know that he had been tricked by the little bastard Xing Jiu'er.

"Hahaha...haha"

"Just think about it!! Let's go now!"

I saw that Xing's expression suddenly became serious, and a transparent crystal ball appeared out of thin air in his hand. Looking carefully, he was actually inside the sphere.

"Huh?! Could it be that this is a reduced version of the timeline?!"

The figures of Xingluo and Xing Jiu'er floated in the middle of the glass ball like two little people. When Xingluo yelled, the glass ball in his hand glowed white. Jiu'er only felt that the world was turned upside down for a while, and she had already left her fantasy.

"F*ck!! You're awesome!!! How did you do it?!"

"Hmm, I guess it must be that you haven't brushed your teeth for thousands of years, just give the ball a huff... and then, it's so smelly that it kicks you out."

"Hahahaha~" I have to say that Xing Jiu'er's imagination is really cute.

"Okay! We have returned to the human world. As for your body, it is with your little friend. Don't forget what you promised me." Before Xing Luo left, he still told Xing Jiu'er to remember to take revenge.

Xing Jiu'er ignored him so much, she just waved her hand and disappeared in place.Xingluo was left alone in place with only a mouth full of thoughts.

.........

Hello you little brat!It slipped so fast! !If it wasn't for the Demon King by your side, I shouldn't have appeared, and now it's your turn to be the uncle!

After Xing Jiu'er's original spirit returned to one, the spirit returned to her own body.

"This familiar feeling....it's so damn good!!!" Xing Jiu'er only felt that her whole body was full of reality. If she stayed in the timeline for a long time, people would really become fools! !Reality and fantasy are foolishly indistinguishable.

When Xing Jiu'er opened her eyes, she saw little Kiki looking at her with an expression as if she had been beeped by a dog.

It's no wonder that Xiao Jiji has such an expression, as if watching a patient who is about to die suddenly turn up from the bed and perform a backflip, it is unprepared.