Crazy cute pet: God, don't chase me

After a sudden burst of light, a naked silver-haired man appeared in the dim grass.

Hmm... how should I put it, he looks like a naked woman again.

Say it man!But she looks like a woman!Said it was a woman!But with the physical characteristics of a man, male and female are difficult to distinguish, this person must be a monster! !

That's right, this "person" is the rabbit that sneaked into the human world from the fairy world!Xing Jiu'er, who can change between male and female freely! !

At this time, Xing Jiu'er opened her eyes slightly, and found herself lying in a bush, and she was not wearing any clothes.

After changing casually, he put on a set of ancient clothes of exiled immortals. After observing the surroundings, he realized that he had really slipped into the world!

Immediately eyes filled with excitement.

"Oye! It's great, I'm finally down!" Xing Jiu'er happily ran around in the grass.

If anyone passes by here, their jaws will drop in shock!How could there be such a perfect person in the world!

The heroic facial features are clear and three-dimensional, and a pair of pure black eyes are shining with an unknown light.The sexy thin lips are tightly pressed, coupled with the soft curve of the face, it makes people have the urge to kiss.

The sturdy body of nearly 178cm has an enviable perfect proportion.The fluffy skin makes people crazy, especially when the cold and hard lines are broken by shame, his whole body is full of crazy charm, the point is that Xing Jiuer is still walking around naked.

After a while, Xing Jiu'er's stomach made strange noises, gurgling—the sound was louder than the sound.

Xing Jiu'er couldn't help asking, "Is there something wrong with me?"

Stomach growling, is it because you are hungry?When I was in the fairy world, I used to eat the essence of all things in the world. Now that I am descended, I should eat some human food to replenish energy.

I don't know what mortals eat as food, anyway, let's go to the vicinity to see if there are any human beings!

Afterwards, Xing Jiu'er flicked her hand and appeared on the street.

Fortunately, it was three o'clock in the morning, and the streets were empty, except for some night convenience stores and one or two employees. They didn't notice the sudden appearance of Xing Jiu'er, otherwise they would have been arrested for research!

..........

In the Bright Palace in the Immortal Realm, Xiaoxian rushed to report. "God Mingxi, your little rabbit has gotten into trouble again!"

Seeing Xiaoxian rushing over, Shangshen was not affected in the slightest, still skillfully painting landscape paintings with the brush in his hand.

It seems to be no surprise.

Shangshen opened his mouth slightly, and a unique pure Yang voice came out of his throat:

"Which dragon king's son did you beat this time? Or did you destroy the fairy's treasure?"

Xiaoxian: "..."

"It's not! It's... the little rabbit sneaked into the Dao of Reincarnation and descended to the mortal world!"

After listening to Xiaoxian's words.

Shangshen's pen paused, and looked at Xiaoxian with sharp eyes.

"You said it went down to earth??!"

Shangshen's appearance was terrifying~ Xiaoxian was so frightened that she knelt down on her knees when she saw it, fear radiated from within, and her hands were trembling with clenched hands.

Damn!I have never seen God so angry before, little rabbit, you have caused a big disaster this time!No matter how much God spoils you, this time you have to finish playing!

There was a stalemate for a while.

Xiaoxian deliberated for a long time before asking God if he needed to take it back with the mentality of dying. When he spoke, he didn't even dare to look at God's expression, fearing that if he said something wrong, he would be executed immediately.

Until Shangshen replied indifferently, "I will catch it myself." After that, a gust of wind whizzed past.

There was no sign of God in the Guangming Palace, so Xiaoxian heaved a sigh of relief and collapsed on the ground.

And in the blink of an eye, Mingxi Shangshen had appeared at the intersection of the Samsara Road, as if he had made some seal with his fingers, and entered the Samsara Road after completing the spell.

Immediately afterwards, facing the empty twisted road, he muttered faintly, "The spell is blocked, what else can you do!" His lips trembled slightly, as if he was very angry.

Afterwards, God Mingxi seemed to be worrying about something again, and quickly formed another seal with his fingers, and saw a purple light flying into the reincarnation path following the previous light.

Shangshen looked at Jie Yin indifferently and muttered, "I hope you can stay in the world obediently and don't cause any trouble. I will arrest you after I explain the matter of the fairy world."

There was a trace of pampering in the stern eyes.

But Xing Jiu'er, who was far away in the world, didn't know what happened. He saw two beams of light hitting him, and before he could dodge, he was hit by the beams.

At that time, Xing Jiu'er hastily touched her whole body with her hands.Hey, it seems that nothing happened!No missing arms or legs!

Fuck him, who is playing a prank!It's scary!Xing Jiu'er pointed her middle finger at the light beam and kept cursing, what she said didn't match her appearance at all.

No one thought that such a perfect person would swear.

But inexplicably harmonious and very cute? !

After Xing Jiu'er finished cursing, her stomach growled even louder!I have to find something to replenish my energy!

There seems to be something delicious in the house in front of you?

So Xing Jiuer came to the entrance of the convenience store. It was already 03:30 in the morning, and the employees in the store were lying on the counter as if they were about to fall asleep, but Xing Jiuer's arrival completely broke the tranquility.

The electronic device beeped: "Ding Dong, welcome."

The two waiters were awakened in an instant, and they said habitually, welcome to the meatballs. . .profit. .shop.

In the middle of the conversation, when they saw Xing Jiu's god-like face, they all stopped abruptly in a tacit understanding!

When one of the waiters saw Xing Jiuer's handsome face, he slapped himself, and then slapped the waiter next to him.

"Ah Min, did I see God? Did you see it?! I'm not dreaming!"

A Min: "You're not dreaming, the slap you slapped me is still hurting now! With long silver hair and an ancient costume of a banished fairy, is this filming or a fairy descending to earth?! Hurry up and take a picture! What if it's really a star? Oh my god! How can there be such a good-looking person?"

The two nympho girls picked up the phone and clicked, Xing Jiu'er was very helpless. Are men welcome in this world?

Seeing the "enthusiasm" of the two nympho, Xing Jiu'er asked awkwardly, "Miss, is there anything delicious here?"

A pleasant voice came from his throat.

The two nympho were instantly fascinated, they couldn't say anything with their mouths open, as if the picture was forbidden.

Seeing that they were silent, Xing Jiu'er gave an awkward "cough cough" and finally brought them back to reality.

Ah Min reacted immediately, wiped the drool from the corner of her mouth, and took Xing Jiu'er to the food area in shame.

There are bread, instant noodles, snacks, etc. in the food section, which he has never seen before!

Xing Jiu'er seemed to be in a particularly happy mood, she twitched the corners of her mouth, and immediately fascinated the two waiters again.

Ah Min took out his mobile phone and quickly sent his photo to Moments to make others envious. As soon as the photo was posted, night owls immediately commented:

"Oh my god! How can there be such a handsome person? Is the male god still in the convenience store? I'll change clothes and go to your place now!"

"This... Is this still a human? There is such a handsome person. Where is your address? I'm going to your convenience store to see him!!"

As soon as Ah Min posted the photo, the circle of friends immediately exploded. More than a dozen people threatened to go to the convenience store to see the male god, so that Ah Min would hold him back no matter what.

At this time, Xing Jiu'er didn't know what kind of sensation he had caused, so he picked up two pieces of bread that smelled delicious, and then returned to the counter.

"Uh, I want these two."

..........

The waiter tremblingly took the bread from Xing Jiu'er's hand, scanned the code with a scanner, and the display showed 25 yuan.

"Men.. Male God.. A total of 25 yuan."

The waiter replied shyly, not daring to look into Xing Jiu'er's eyes, for fear that he would be so excited that he would faint.

However. . . .

Xing Jiuer: "Uh, what is 25 yuan?"

He had no idea that the human world needed money to buy things, and he had never seen what money looked like.

Seeing Xing Jiuer's confused look, the two waiters looked at each other in blank dismay. Doesn't the male god know what RMB is?Or is it that the male god is from abroad?But judging by the appearance of the male god, he should be Chinese!

Seeing that Xing Jiu'er really didn't know what RMB is, Ah Min hurriedly took out 25 yuan from his pocket, "God, this is RMB, did you forget to bring the money?" Ah Min blinked hard , I want to give him a step down.

Xing Jiu'er took the money in Ah Min's hand, touched it, and couldn't help but secretly rejoiced. Isn't this just paper, just change it out.

Then Xing Jiuer put her hands into her pockets, trying to conjure up 25 yuan secretly, and a problem arose.

Um? !Why can't it change? !Um? ?Where's my mana? !ah ah ah ~