The big god at station b is me always attacking you

Even though Gu Sheng's heart had exploded, he didn't have any other emotions on his face. He just continued to devote himself to filling his stomach. Qin Huaimo, who had failed in his confession, obviously didn't want to let go, but he had no other way.

After Gu Sheng returned home, he slumped on the sofa exhausted. He turned on the TV, and it was showing the popular Mary Su routine dog-blood foam drama. It's too late, I have him."

Gu Sheng: ... I don't know why, if I replace the faces of the heroine and the good match with myself and Qin Huaimo, then there will be absolutely no traces of PS, and the atmosphere can be enhanced without acting.

Qin Huaimo probably got on the plane at 08:30, Gu Sheng was happily eating the "five-spice melon seeds" he bought at the grocery store before returning home, and lamented that his secret love for so many years was completely over. .

The phone's wechat notification sounded when a new message was received.

Gu Sheng swiped open the screen and saw the message from Lu Wenjiu, "Senior, I miss you (T^T)"

Gu Sheng looked at the last emoji, imagined that Lu Wenjiu's handsome face made such an angry expression, and then laughed unkindly.

Shengge sings and waits for the return: where are you? ? ?

Warm wine and warm tea: I am in the bedroom_

Shengge sings and waits for return: Aren't you at home?How did you go back to school?

Warm wine and warm tea: Because my old man dislikes me and disturbs him and my mother, I'm tired of it!How can there be such a grievance

Shengge sings and waits for return: 2333 Don't cry, don't cry, touch your head ()(._.`) When are you going to sleep?

Warm wine and warm tea: Wait until I finish the ghost school live broadcast _(:з」∠)_

Warm wine and warm tea: Also, Ah Sheng, your name is so strange_(:з」∠)_

Gu Sheng didn't think anything was wrong before, but when he heard Lu Wenjiu say that, he felt a little ashamed, so he changed his nickname very quickly.

Nervous year of daily cramp: go to bed early_(:3」∠)_

Lu Wenjiu looked at Gu Sheng's last sentence while holding the phone, and started laughing too, that "_(:3"∠)_" and his own "_(:з"∠)_" have a lot to learn, senior The chrysanthemum was actually exposed, and I saw that he knew very well about his identity as the attacker.

Warming wine and warming tea: Got it, okay, my Lu Xiansen (ω)

Nervous Nian's daily cramp: Cough, what? ヽ(*з｀*) I'm going to type!

Gu Sheng read the chat records of the two of them again, and felt like eating honey in his heart, it was too sweet.

Gu Sheng suddenly had an inspiration, he decided to open a new article, write about the daily life of a couple who abuse dogs, slightly adapt the daily life of himself and Lu Wenjiu and write it into it.

#I not only want to sprinkle dog food in three dimensions, but I also want to sprinkle dog food in Two-dimensional #

#我家Mr.Lu is so perfect, what can I do, I am also very helpless, who made us together? #

#protectour【Gu Sheng】, the enemy 【single dog】have five seconds to reach the battlefield#

It seems that something strange has been mixed in...

Gu Sheng didn't know how many chapters he could write. Anyway, he didn't have a manuscript, no outline, and he was free to waste, and there was no problem with the production and sale of dog food.

After making up his mind, Gu Sheng didn't rush to start the article, he planned to wait until there was more material in the future before hurting the single dog.

The old hole has just been filled not long ago, and he doesn't think much about opening the new hole. After all, every time he fills in the hole, he will be seriously injured. It is too much energy to rush to the list. In order to ensure the quality of the text, he has to delete, delete, and change the number of words. It is simply impossible to change. Tired, but I can molested the soft and cute readers, no matter how hard it is, hehehehehehehehe.

Having nothing to do, Gu Sheng downloaded a post bar that he hadn't played for a long time, and he planned to create a post to record his relationship with Lu Wenjiu.

Gu Sheng knew that that idiot Lu Wenjiu had picked up his Weibo, pseudonym, penguin trumpet, and a series of vests. This time he posted mainly to complain and show affection. I would be overwhelmed with excitement, after all, Gu Sheng's post was called "Sheng Jiu Husband and Wife Daily".

Rotten girls

Landlord: Eat meat to grow into a gong

1L Eat meat to grow into a Gong: I am always Gong Sheng, just call me A Sheng, this post is to record the daily life between me and him, of course, if you want to understand it as a show of affection is also possible.Jiu Xiansen is an Internet celebrity, I am an Internet writer, and he turned out to be my junior.

2L Only by eating meat can he grow into Gong: He is very handsome, with a cold appearance and a sullen heart, possessive and idiot. To be honest, I like him a lot.

3L eats meat to grow into an attack: He has a lot of black fans, every time I see them satirizing Mr. Jiu with yin and yang, I can't wait to rush up and kill them. To be honest, whether my Mr. Jiu is good or bad has nothing to do with you, no Just leave if you like.

4L eats meat to grow into a gong: Just now he sent me a WeChat message saying that he will finish the live broadcast before going to bed. According to my understanding of him, he is going to cultivate immortality again, so I will accompany him. It is also good to watch his live broadcast at night, because When you look at it, you will feel that there are people all around, and the thieves are lively.

5L is handsome and witty Nima Shou: Catch up with the live broadcast!What a surprise!

Landlord reply: good

6L Eat meat to grow into a gong: [Picture]

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[Nervous Sao Nian's daily cramp: You started the live broadcast? 】

[(Red Floral Mosaic): Not yet, I'm a little thirsty, I'll go drink some water first. 】

[Nervous Sao Nian's daily cramp: I want to drink too when you say that (=_=)]

[(red floral mosaic): Then let's drink together, shall we? 】

[Nervous Sao Nian's daily cramp: Alright, I'll count to 3, let's drink together. 】

[Daily Cramps in Nervous Years: 1]

[Daily Cramps in Nervous Years: 2]

[Daily cramp in the Nervous Year: 3... I'm done drinking. 】

[(Red Floral Mosaic): I finished drinking too, I went to live broadcast. 】

……

25L Yaoyao Zero Yaoyao (Bar Service): Hello, the host, because too many rotten girls have posted fake record posts recently, so please chat privately with the small bar or the owner’s own photo. You have to show your full face~ Thank you for your cooperation~ After three days, if the host doesn’t take any action, the post will be deleted~

Gu Sheng felt a little uncomfortable holding the claw machine, and he still showed his whole face. If Mr. Lu knew about it, he would definitely refuse the bartender's request in a possessive manner.

Gu Sheng found a black carbon pen from the computer desk, took out another piece of paper, wrote his post bar ID on it, and then took a photo of himself holding a white paper with a beauty camera .

"I'm actually so handsome." Gu Sheng touched his face, he poked "Yaoyao Lingyaoyao" privately with great satisfaction, and passed the photo over.

Yaoyao Yaoyao replied in seconds: "Fucking handsome guy!!! Sure enough, all the good men are going to stir up trouble!!!"

Just now, Gu Sheng was still obsessed with the narcissus in the legend like the legendary narcissus, and he was completely different from the coquettish sluts outside, but now he is a little ashamed to be praised.

Only by eating meat can you grow into a gong: It's okay now...

Yaoyao Lingyaoyao: Yes, √Come on and be more careful, I may be more refined in the near future (-ω-`)

Only by eating meat can you grow into Gong: Oh, yes, I see.

Unity Zero Yaoyao: Asheng is ashamed (ˊωˋ*)

Gu Sheng looked at the word "Shou" on the screen and felt a little powerless. Why did everyone think he was Shou?Could it be that when writing articles, I always like to act coquettishly and cutely with the readers, wanting to kiss, hug and hold high? ? ?

Gu Sheng refused to think about this high-IQ issue in order to humiliate himself. He left a sentence of "continue to post tomorrow" and then closed the post bar regardless of the retention of corrupt old drivers, hiding his merits and fame.

Twenty or ten minutes had passed since Lu Wenjiu said "start the live broadcast". Gu Sheng happily entered the live broadcast room to watch her husband play games.

After successfully avoiding the female ghost in the stairwell, Lu Wenjiu walked downstairs based on intuition.

It was very dark under the stairs, and he looked down on the specific situation. Lu Wenjiu didn't dare to relax, and stared at the end of the stairs, for fear that another eel would turn into a fine eel.

Unexpectedly, nothing happened, and Lu Wenjiu arrived safely on the first floor.

"Is this the planning team's conscience?" Lu Wenjiu muttered.

There is no difference between the first floor and the second floor. The classrooms on both sides of the corridor are all closed, only the door of the "Principal's Office" next to the handrail of the stairs can be opened.

As soon as Lu Wenjiu entered the principal's office, a group photo of the teachers flashed on the screen. Unlike ordinary photos, all the teachers were expressionless, lifeless, and very scary.

"Hey, I... Damn it scared me. The expressions of these people are too weird. Is this a suspense reasoning game?" Lu Wenjiu was startled, playing this kind of game at night is really exciting It exploded, if the lights in the dormitory hadn't been turned off, the boss and the others would have taken a shower when they were supposed to be playing games and taking a shower without sleeping. I'm afraid that the other people in the dormitory who were frightened by Lu Wenjiu's sudden surprise would directly unplug his laptop.

"Hehehehehe~" A bell-like laughter made Lu Wenjiu, who was trembling in his heart, tremble again. Although he was even more frightened, his mind also began to calm down.

"What's the situation, the laughter is so scary, his meow is scary

ah! "Under the faint moonlight, Lu Wenjiu saw clearly that there was a newspaper on the principal's desk with his eyesight of 5.1.

Lu Wenjiu pressed the "E" key to pick it up. Some words on the newspaper were blurred, but there was an extremely conspicuous news exception.

"A female high school student surnamed x suffered a heart attack when she was physically punished by the principal, and died after rescue efforts failed."

Lu Wenjiu frowned, "Physical punishment... this headmaster is really good... but what does this news have to do with that laughter?"

"When the critical time comes, the IQ of the warm wine god begins to plummet ←_←"

"The voice just now was also made by a girl. Also, look where you are now..."

After reading the comment section, Lu Wenjiu immediately understood, "So, I have to face that poor girl in a while?"

What about suspense reasoning!

The author has something to say: I am addicted to novels and cannot extricate myself / yawn

When can I have a holiday ah ah ah TAT

I am proud of myself for achieving 2333 a day. The list is still [-] words short. Tomorrow, I will roll [-]

The cuties are ready to eat candy until their throats are swollen, are you ready to pick up dog food and get soft hands?

I suddenly want to write an article about eggs in the last days, I probably can’t save it ╮(╯_╰)╭

Good night!mwah!Refill!