The big god at station b is me always attacking you

Gu Sheng's recent luck is so good that it is against the sky, which makes him have the illusion that "all the good luck in this life has been overdrawn".

The official only puts forward two requirements: [-]. The author should prepare all the round-trip expenses by himself.[-]. After entering the venue, take a seat according to the pseudonym.

Gu Sheng turned off Weibo, got up and walked to the closet, and began to think about what he would wear when signing a contract. He couldn't dress like he is now.

Cross drag, big color shorts, and two white street shirts for five yuan. It is estimated that he will be chased back by the official staff as soon as he arrives at the venue. This is too fucking "informal"!

I still have to go out and buy some clothes after bleeding.

Gu Sheng directly sent Gu Xian a fatal call provided by Youyi, "Sister, have you seen the official event news?"

Gu Xian was typing carefully there, but she was completely out of inspiration after being disturbed by Gu Sheng. What made her feel horrified was the other party's intimate "sister".

God knows that her elder brother Mao Mao never took the initiative to call her "sister", except when he had to use him.

For example, when he came out to the family three years ago, he called her "sister", and then this "sister" lingered in her mind for a long time, and she could dream of it every night.

"Just tell me something, you make me panic like this." Gu Xian rolled her eyes fiercely, going to the Three Treasure Hall for everything, and Gu Sheng's behavior made her even more scared.

Gu Sheng pouted, is this the attitude of a good sister towards her brother?But because he still wants something from the other party, he endures it!

"Tsk, just tell me if you saw it or not." Gu Sheng asked impatiently.

"Ang, look, what's the matter?" Gu Xian raised his legs, looking foolish.

"Are you going?" Gu Sheng knew that although his sister was not very reliable, she was definitely good at writing.

"Although I really want to go, and the little angels also want to see me, my mother disagrees. She said that the foundation of the first year of high school is the most important, so I have to study hard and distinguish between priorities. It's so annoying!" Gu Xian was beaten by Gu Sheng The words hit the sore spot, so she began to pour bitterness on the other party.

"Stop!" Gu Sheng hurriedly interrupted Gu Xian's thoughts. He glanced at the call time painfully, and then suggested: "Why don't we use the Q｜Q phone to talk, you have to understand that your brother is a poor man, I can’t even afford the phone bill.”

Gu Xian's dead eyes: "Oh!"

After tossing for a few minutes.

Gu Sheng flattered: "Sister, brother depends on you."

Gu Qian said with a dull face: "Didn't you say that gay guys have better aesthetics than women? What's your situation?"

Gu Sheng smiled awkwardly: "There are exceptions to everything, isn't it? Just ask if you can help!"

Gu Xian said indifferently, "I won't help."

Gu Sheng gritted his teeth: "If you help, I will record another horror game commentary video!"

Gu Xian said before that she liked the way Gu Sheng was frightened when he played a horror game.

Gu Xian: "..."

Gu Sheng said with tears in his eyes, "Phase three."

Gu Xian: "Phase ten."

Gu Sheng bargained weakly: "Five issues."

Gu Xian: "...Okay! No regrets! Otherwise, I'll tell mom that you abducted me!"

Gu Sheng: It seems that I accidentally sold myself to orz just now

Gu Xian said contentedly: "If you want to buy a new set of clothes, you have to bring more money. Don't ask me to pay if you don't bring enough."

Gu Sheng wanted to cry but held the wallet, Ruanmeibi, Dad is sorry for you, Dad can't give you a better life.

Gu Sheng asked, "Where can I find you?"

Gu Xian thought for a while and said, "Just stay at home and wait for me to find you!"

after an hour.

Gu Xian tugged at Gu Sheng, who could still be called a handsome guy after dressing up, and started the shopping trip excitedly.

That day, Gu Sheng thought of the horror of being dragged shopping by a girl.

Gu Sheng didn't even know how he floated home. The first thing he did after he entered the house was to put his slippers on the bed, roll them around in the quilt a few times and roll them into the shape of a silkworm chrysalis, and then lie down on his corpse.

Too tired ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ! !

Gu Sheng didn't understand why it took him a whole day to pick out a piece of clothing. He felt that his slender legs were about to break, okay? !

Gu Sheng looked at the time. It was already eight o'clock. He really didn't want to get up to update the article. Anyway, he had a lot of manuscripts, so he was not afraid of interrupting the update.

Although he was hungry again, Gu Sheng didn't want to move anymore, he slumped lazily under the blanket, and fell asleep in a drowsy state after a while.

……

Gu Xian grabbed her hair and wailed: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! "

#On the importance of keeping manuscripts and not naked updates#

#Your friend is a dead little expert "Gu Xian" is online#

#家有心态弟哥哥#

No matter how Gu Xian broke down and regretted it, it was her business.

The next morning, Gu Sheng woke up from hunger. He writhed and rubbed on the bed like a big living bug.

Gu Sheng kicked his left leg, swung his right leg, and finally broke free from the quilt.He ran into the kitchen with bright eyes, and when he was about to cook a bag of instant noodles, he found... "Where's my noodles?!"

Several boxes of instant noodles with different flavors that he had two days ago disappeared!

Gu Sheng stood there as if struck by lightning. It is impossible for him to eat all three boxes of instant noodles in two days, even if he can eat it very well.

"Brother, I left something at your house, I'll go back and get it." Gu Sheng suddenly recalled what Gu Xian said to him yesterday when he and Gu Xian had just walked out of the community.

What the hell can she have?When she came, she carried a small bag on her back, how could she leave other things behind?What's more, her bag didn't come off her shoulder at all!

Gu Sheng gritted his teeth and said, "Gu Xian, next time I let you into my house, I'll be an asshole!!!"

It has to be said that although there is a generation gap between the siblings, they have a tacit understanding in some aspects.

There was no instant noodles, so I had to eat something else. Gu Sheng glanced at the order list on the wall, and muttered in a low voice: "The spicy pot is not good, and the rice noodles, I don't like dried tofu. I have eaten it before. It’s too bad, it’s always bad. The rice noodles have no taste, and it’s unpalatable when cooked. Liangpi... just eat Liangpi!”

Gu Sheng called and asked for Liangpi, then he went to the computer and turned on the monitor, and read the official Weibo post again.

This signing meeting was held in City H. Gu Sheng now lives in City D. City H and City D are both in the same province. Gu Sheng was admitted to the best university in City H.

But that didn't help much, Gu Sheng still didn't find any job for various reasons, and of course, he didn't want to go out to find a job either.

Gu Sheng propped his chin with one hand, he booked a train ticket from city D to city H, and estimated that the time to arrive at city H would be just right.

"Dangdangdang." The takeaway guy appeared, holding a cold noodle in his hand, his handsome face showed no expression, "Hello, this is the cold noodle you ordered, it costs eight yuan."

Gu Sheng grabbed a large handful of steel balls from the cabinet by the door, counted them, and it happened to be eight yuan, and then he handed it to the delivery guy.

Bro:……

Gu Sheng smiled embarrassedly. He saw the faint cracks on the iceberg face of the little brother, and said, "It's exactly eight yuan, so there's no need to count it."

Then he closed the door.

The takeaway boy with a stack of steel jumping in his hand: ...

Gu Sheng couldn't wait to open the plastic bag, and then took out a small basin from the kitchen, put the plastic bag on it, picked up the chopsticks and began to eat bones.

Gu Sheng chewed the slightly spicy beef tendon noodles and opened the penguin.

Xiu is about to enter v: Huh, the new article is finally enough to enter v ╰(*︶`*)╯

Master Yaoyao is a cutie: @秀要入v, Fuck so fast (⊙o⊙)

Lord Yaoyao is cute: Didn't you just post for two weeks?

Xiu is about to enter v: Yes (ˊωˋ*) There is no way, the little angel is too powerful.

Lord Yaoyao is a cutie: Don't bring hatred!Also, I want to rub the clip!

The shining male god who is always watching the screen: Upstairs 1 (〃ω)

The little brother is already a salted fish: upstairs 2

The cutest Gu family in the world, Asheng: Upstairs 1008611

Xiu is about to enter v: OK, give me the name of the article (òó)

The shining male god who is always watching the screen: @秀要入v is a good guy!Thanks!I love you to death!throw down baji baji ヾ()

The so-called clip is the thousand-character income list on the WPS terminal.

Because the number of clips is limited, only texts with good data will be on it.

After being in the trap, it is not uncommon to receive several thousand a day.

Even though Gu Sheng had lists, they were all poisonous lists. The poisonous list is what the author of Jinjiang called some lists. It is good if the income does not increase because of being on the poisonous list, but more people lose their income instead.

And to be on the poison list, you have to complete the updated word count, which is thankless, and you have worked so hard to code the list but lose your favorites. There is nothing more unlucky than this.

Gu Sheng glanced at the time, today is Friday, and the list is released every Thursday, because he went out for a day of shopping yesterday, he hasn't checked the notice yet.

Gu Sheng applied for the list last week. He didn't know if he could be placed on the list. Who made so many people apply for the list!

He clicked on Jinjiang Literature City, and saw an orange text message next to the customer number on the upper right, it should be wheeled.

Gu Sheng poked it open and took a look, it was the poison list again!The list given to him by the editor is always "bye-poison list-bye-poison list", which makes him painful and happy.

This time, the drug list needs to be updated with [-] characters. For Gu Sheng, [-] words is just a matter of a while. He switched out of the browser page, ran into the group and asked, "Is there anyone who can spell it?"

Laid-back Master Shining: @天下最喜的客家阿士阿士, I saw you, you are on the drug list o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓[Slapping the table and laughing!]

The cutest Gu family in the world, Ah Sheng: Yes, I just saw it today ,,^,,

Laid-back Master Shining: Ah Sheng is not wronged/pinches his face

How did you just see it?

The cutest Gu family in the world, Ah Sheng: I went shopping for clothes yesterday (.) It’s embarrassing to go to the signing meeting without clothes.

Laid-back Shining-sama: Ah Sheng, don’t be so cute w baji baji, when the time comes, go face-to-face with @天下第一字萌的客家阿士

The author has something to say: strive for another [-] words ww

High school dog can't afford to be hurt/kneeling