There's always someone trying to kill me

"What you said is true? The lame fox in the cave next door is now a fairy?"

"No, when it was taken away by the Xian family, I said it was destined to be extraordinary in this life! Unexpectedly, after so many years, it can be regarded as proving that what I said back then is not false!"

"What nonsense! Who said that it licked its face and stepped on the bed of the Xian family, wanting to have a love affair with the Xian family. After being discovered by the Xian family, they took it away in anger and threatened to destroy it. It?" A pretty girl shook her sleeves and shook off the ants on her body, "Now that you have changed your rhetoric, don't you say all the good and bad things?"

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Speak well, talk well, why do you have to throw me down?" The one who spoke was the ant who was thrown down by the girl just now. At this moment, it rolled a few times on the ground and took on a human form.The transparent shape, with the symbol of ant tentacles on the head, looks extraordinarily funny, such a weird appearance immediately elicited a light laugh from the girl.

Seeing that his appearance was several notches lower than that of the girl, the ant immediately changed back to the original.Now it stopped climbing on the girl, and changed its way to climb up the elm tree that the girl was leaning on, until it reached the same height as the girl, then it stopped climbing, "Don't keep laughing at me, although I am not tall enough Anyway, at least it can transform into form, unlike this elm tree, for a long time, I haven't seen him have the intention of opening his mind."

The elm seemed to understand what the ants were talking about, and the leaves trembled.

The elm tree the girl was leaning on had lived for at least a thousand years.Yao remembered that this elm tree had spread its branches and leaves here before she took shape.But now, after hundreds of years, she was able to transform into a half-human form. This elm tree has also changed from being surrounded by a hundred people to being unable to be embraced by a thousand people.

Stimulated by the ant's words, the elm tree shook its leaves.A few miles around, with the elm tree as the center, a strong wind blew up, and all of a sudden the girl's beautiful skirt was lifted up, revealing the deeply rooted roots.

The girl is actually a peony flower!

"I was wrong! I was wrong! Don't shake your head, sir, the wind is blowing in a radius of ten miles!" The ant hurriedly turned into a human figure and grabbed the tree trunk so as not to be blown away by the wind.

As soon as the ant finished speaking, the shaking leaves gradually quieted down, and the surrounding hurricane also gradually slowed down.This scene is as if the elm tree forgave the ant for the mistake it said just now.

"Hahahahahaha! Look, it's like this! You still say that Ayu is not enlightened?" The girl straightened her messy makeup, then reached out and patted the elm tree behind her, "Ayu, next time the ant will do this again. If you say you, you will torment him severely!"

The elm tree seemed to agree with the girl's instructions, the leaves made a soft rustling sound, and spots of light leaked out from under the shade.

"All day, Oyu, Oyu's..." Ant hurriedly let go of the hand holding the elm tree, walked down and changed back to its original shape, but couldn't stop chattering, "It's not good at all! In my opinion, His delay in opening his mind must be influenced by your name, maybe one day you call him 'Yum Wood', and the next day he will appear in shape!"

After speaking, as if afraid of the elm tree going mad again, the ant immediately turned its head down and burrowed into the soil.

The girl was still pondering over what the ants said, but now she saw the ants fleeing, and she understood.What he said was deliberately teasing the elm tree!Immediately laughed uncontrollably.

"By the way, Shao Shao, do you still remember the fairy house that the lame fox ran into? It's that beautiful fairy house!" The voice of the ant came from the soil, and he shouted that "Shao Shao" is the peony flower .

"Remember! What's the matter?" Shaoyao especially cooperated with ants.

"Tell me, why does that lame fox insist on going to the fairy's bed instead of the fairy's bed?" The ant's muffled voice came from the ground.

Ants had never asked this question before, and Shaoyao was immediately caught up.She lowered her head and thought for a long time, then leaned against the elm tree behind her, "Eh? Tell me, what's going on here?"

"What are you asking him for?" Before the elm could answer, the ant's voice sounded, "I guess he doesn't even know what male and female are, besides, you always call him, you know he is a male." Yours or mother's?"

The elm trembled again.

"A Yu is so beautiful, of course..." The word "Mother" twirled in Shao Yao's mouth, "Girl!"

"Cut!" The ant was quite disdainful, "You know he is beautiful? He is not the same kind as you. Besides, who said that a beautiful girl is a girl? Isn't the fairy house that the fox rubbed on also pretty? The result! He is a man!"

"Tell me, maybe the fox mistakenly thought he was a fairy, so..." A thought suddenly popped into Shao Yao's mind, and she didn't dare to continue.This is an outrageous idea!Shao Yao covered her mouth with her hand, as if she could take back what she just said.

"Why is that lame fox not a female fox?" Ant's voice was full of doubts. "It might be a good story in the future."

"The female foxes stay at home and give birth to offspring, so they don't have time to practice. There are almost no adult foxes, let alone those who come out to hunt. That fox is the male fox. You know it even if you see it or not." Shao Yao What he said was like pouring a basin of cold water on the ant's head, killing all the fantasies in its mind in the cradle.

The elm tree supports a wide canopy, and every densely packed leaf can be bathed in the sun in turn, and during the period, it does not forget to reveal a little to the peony.

Over the years, Elm has been taking care of her secretly.Every time I see her uncomfortable, I will inadvertently give her some morning dew.At night, the root system will protrude to produce young leaves to wrap the peonies in a certain range, keeping her warm and preventing her from freezing.When she is about to wake up, the elm will immediately evacuate the root system, so that the peony will not notice.

This peony flower grew up under the careful care of the elm tree.

Now that Yushu sees that she is unhappy in her words and expressions, he is not happy anymore.And the instigator who made Shao Yao unhappy is hiding in the ground!

so what?He can spot ants too!The elm loosens the surrounding soil with its root system, and silently sends out a strand of branches to appear behind the ant, and then, like a snake hunting for food, it strikes suddenly, binds the ant layer by layer, and sends it out of the ground with a "boom".

The ants hid well in the soil, so they naturally relaxed their vigilance. Unexpectedly, they were suddenly tied up by something!

When he broke through the ground, he saw clearly what was binding him against his head that had been bumped into gold stars, and couldn't help but yelled, "Let me go! Let me go! You damned elm!" Wood!" With this cry, the ant found that the elm tree had the meaning of lifting him higher, "Are you going to commit murder!!"

"Ayu, what are you doing? Put him down quickly!" Seeing that the ant was hit hard, Shao Yao immediately stopped her.

The elm tree heard what the peony said, and slowly let the ant down, and the roots immediately drilled back into the soil.

"I figured it out! Even this land is not safe now! If this elm gets enlightened one day and is stimulated by something, he will definitely go crazy! When he gets mad, he might wipe out everyone! It's crazy!" The ant rubbed his head vigorously, and he would not ignore that the elm deliberately knocked him into a place with stones.Even though there was soft soil all around, he bumped into a rock!What is it? !

It is not a big deal for an elm to push a stone away, but an ant uses its head to push it, so naturally it will be hit with gold stars all over its head.It seems that Yushu is also a black-hearted guy.

No one would be happy if they were knocked out of their heads for no reason, Shao Yao hurriedly comforted both sides, and finally extinguished the anger of both parties, she sighed again and again, "Now all the demons nearby have been led by the little Taoist priests outside the valley. We're gone, and we don't know when it will be our turn..."

In the emotion of peony's words, more emotions are sorrow and fear.

"During the last battle between immortals and demons, wasn't it the one who took the lead in destroying the demons?" The ant saw that his hiding place was not safe anymore, so he simply stopped hiding and sat down on the right side to kill the demons. It bumped into the rocks with golden stars, "The group of little Taoist priests who came to catch the demons all worshiped under him. It is estimated that their school has practiced such a set of ways, and they can't do without the demons, so it's hard work." The scheming also wants to take them away and go to practice together. However, sooner or later, these little Taoist priests will become immortals. At that time, they will all become immortal envoys. When they are taken away, it is too late to be happy, so there is nothing to worry about. of?"

When the elm tree was stretching its branches to bask in the sun, he did not forget to look at the conditions of the peonies and ants below, and he heard every word they said.Unexpectedly, the ants would comfort Shaoyao so politely.

Over the years, he had heard the words "Cultivate Immortals with me" no less than a thousand times, but none of them were addressed to him.After a long time, he didn't feel hopeful or worried about the future like these little monsters now.

But now, there are fewer and fewer demons in this land, and fewer and fewer Taoist priests come here to look for demons.After listening to the conversation of the two demons below, Mu Yu didn't care, and continued to stretch the branches, trying to carry out photosynthesis.

I am ashamed to say that, as a time traveler, Mu Yu doesn't live as described in other novels about fairy tale cultivation.Nor did he dress up as a character with a powerful background, calling the wind and rain; nor did he dress up as a character with a golden ring, omnipotent in heaven and earth, let alone a little brother who is shouting and drinking.As long as anyone can lift him out of this elm tree and return his human form, it will be a great help.