VP Attack God [Network]

Of course, Gu Yi didn't really go to bed. After all, it's only around 9:[-], so it's impossible to fall asleep at this point.So he just put down the big one, then secretly turned on the small one and ran over to continue listening to the concert.He was inexplicably curious about this green tea, he had only heard two sentences just now, he was a little regretful, and wanted to hear two more sentences.Of course, he attributed this to wanting to know why the girls in the next door circle are so obsessed with the voices of these CVs, even though they can't see their faces.

When Gu Yi entered again, it happened to be the game session of the song club, and the girls who had swiped the screen just now for the sake of loneliness had already swiped to ask for gifts.

There are really not many small games that can be played on YY, only those that can change.And like these song clubs in the next-door circle, there are even fewer people who can play. It's almost like grabbing mics, grabbing benches, stepping on landmines, and quizzes with prizes and the like.What Dashenge will use is to step on landmines and ingots. In fact, to put it bluntly, it will give you a range, and then everyone will guess the number together. One ingot number will be rewarded, and one mine number will be punished. Of course, the reverse is also possible.

The host on the microphone is introducing the rules of the game. Landmine has to sing a song for the great god, but there are still small gifts to get, and Yuanbao can get a big gift bag without doing anything.The girls below were already ready to move after listening to it, and when the host announced the start of the game and the field controller turned on the mic sequence, they immediately grabbed the mic.

When Gu Yi was hesitating whether to go up and grab one too, he didn't know where he clicked, and when he came back to his senses, he was already on the microphone.He glanced blankly at his own number, then looked at the more than 100 wheat orders in front of him, and calmed down, no matter how he looked at it, his number was not his turn, so just stay there.

Because the game time is limited, the range is not very large, only 1~1000.The first one to open the mic was a girl, and it was 666 as soon as she opened her mouth. It almost cut off half of the range. It is admirable for her courage, but it is a pity that she guessed too much.With this first sacrifice, it is easier to guess the next few wheat sequences, but still no one guesses correctly. When the wheat sequences in front of Gu Yi are more than half empty, a girl finally stepped on a landmine 319 , the range has narrowed down to 320~519.

Unsurprisingly, Landmine was a punishment, and the girl didn't make much fuss. She sang a happy birthday song very excitedly, and then said "Happy Birthday to Benming" and she happily served the wheat.

The landmine was gone, only one ingot was left, and the rest of the girls became even more excited.

Gu Yi looked at the more than 30 Mai Xus in front of him, and continued to calm down.

However, looking at it, Gu Yi was not calm. The girls behind Mai Xu were too weak. When the two Mai Xus in front of him were all in the range of 420~429, they hadn't guessed it yet.or?Did he get the mic right away?If it really was his turn, would he still have to turn on the mic?Among the girls who have exposed so many girls, he is actually a guy?And there are so many Tianyin people here, how can they be recognized!

Just when he was struggling, the two girls had already guessed, and then they were gently hugged down, and Gu Yi was the only one left in the front row, even if he wanted to run, he was too embarrassed...

"Hello, girl, are you there? If you are, turn on the mic and tell me your number."

……

You're the only girl, your whole family's girl, he's clearly wearing a male vest...

Gu Yi was unhappy when his gender was changed, but he couldn't turn on the microphone to prove it, so he endured it, and then changed his name to say that he couldn't speak without a microphone.

"It doesn't matter if you don't have a microphone, you can type out the numbers in your heart."

Gu Yi thought for a while within the existing range, and then randomly deducted a number - 421.

"421, girl, are you sure? Just 421?"

Gu Yi deducted the words again. [421 Unwavering]

"Okay, 421! This girl congratulates you that the ingot is you! I'm not happy! It's really not easy, but it's a pity that the girl doesn't have wheat, otherwise I can talk about how I feel about winning the lottery. I must be very excited. I can't help myself!"

……

Gu Yi said that he disliked the host very much.However, Gu Yi didn't really want any gifts, he wanted to make sure of one thing -

[Is it okay to ask the god for a small thing instead of a gift?]

Gu Yi changed his name again.

"Sister, you don't want a gift? You want to change it to ask the Great God for a small matter? What is it? You can talk about it first, and then I can ask you about it."

[I want to ask God to read a passage, is that okay?]

"Read a paragraph? Then I'll ask Qingcha Saanma. Qingcha is big, is this girl's request okay?"

"Okay, you can post the text on the public screen, or you can privately stamp it to me, and I will read it to you." The host just finished speaking, and a voiceless voice came to mind, which was Qingcha's own voice.Immediately afterwards, Qingcha's vest was carried onto the wheat and transferred to No. 2 wheat.

Hearing Qingcha's promise, Gu Yi quickly went online to find a text that was more in line with his ideals, and posted it directly on the public screen.Then I heard the host "puchi".

"Sister, are you sure this is the paragraph? Why does it seem to be a joke about the boss scolding his subordinates? It's not like a confession joke. Girl, did you post it wrong..."

[That’s right, this is the one, sorry for the trouble]

Gu Yi ignored the supporters and said "sister" without saying anything.

"This girl has a very unique taste. Can you make a big tea?"

"Okay. Let me read the words first."

"Okay, let's wait here quietly for a while. Sister, why would you think of listening to such a paragraph? Have you never been scolded before, so you want to be scolded by the Great God once?"

Gu Yi ignored the host's words.

After waiting for about half a minute, Qingcha opened the microphone again and said that he was ready.Gu Yi immediately pricked up his ears.

"You have to go all out or get out early. If you hang around in any position, sooner or later someone will attack you. Don't treat your boss and superiors as fools. If you don't hold them accountable, it doesn't mean you don't remember. It's just that he gives you a chance to hone your skills. If there is a problem, if you can’t come up with a solution, it can only show that your ability is low. Anyone must do what they say and do in their work. Every time they shoot empty guns, they will only talk about it. Who else will believe you? If you can do well, why should you ask the company to give you good resources. Don’t think you are good, if you really think you are good, show me the results of your work..."

When Qing Cha originally spoke, although his voice was still cold, his tone was very peaceful, but when he said this, it was the tone of a superior, scolding his subordinates angrily.Gu Yu was dumbfounded when he heard it.

Fuck, that tone, that tone of voice, it's almost the same!Nima, this couldn't be Xu Yi'an!right?no?This setting is a bit scary. Fortunately, he is not staying in the finance department, otherwise how can he face up to Director Xu in the future?

Soon Qingcha finished reading, and then he obviously breathed a sigh of relief, restrained his aura just now, and changed his tone before saying: "Okay. I don't know if this girl is still a man, are you satisfied with this reading? "

[Very satisfied, thank you, God, and happy birthday]

Gu Yi silently covered his heart and shut his words.

"Haha! I'll bet on a box of cucumbers, this is a girl with a strong taste! Qingcha Da Da, are you a big boss in real life? I think you read it very fluently."

"It's not a big boss, it's just a department head. Occasionally, when a subordinate makes a mistake, he will give a few words, but he won't say so much."

"The head of the department is also very good, my brother! Alright, girl, although you said you don't want a big gift bag, our singing team will still give her a small gift. Please contact our planning lady Tao Yaoyao His vest is a red horse, eh!"

……

[Moderator, you can go buy a box of cucumbers, I'm not a girl]

After Gu Yi changed his name for the last time, he took the initiative to order the wheat.

"Huh? It's not a girl, is it Chinese paper? No way! Ahhh, I even called a girl from the way, and I gave it away! The point is that I don't have money to buy cucumbers, so I just wait If you win, let me give you green tea!"

Seeing the host howling on the mic, the girls below also started to agree, but they were all deliberately trying to displease the host.

I didn't pay attention to the interaction between the host and the girls. Gu Yi still couldn't calm down for a long time after getting off the mic, feeling that his worldview had been hit.However, he couldn't be 100% sure that Qing Cha was Xu Yi'an, after all, there were many people with extremely similar voices on the Internet.

Afterwards, Gu Yi didn't poke any planning vest, just quietly continued to listen to the concert for a while, and didn't go to sleep until the concert ended.And when he quit the channel, he didn't notice that in the private chat of his small account, a planning red vest had already poked him many times.

The author has something to say:

Author: There is no small theater today /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ I feel that there is no passion in any jokes

Gu Yi: ==!Daughter-in-law, I will cook mushroom soup for you today, and there happens to be an author mushroom here!

Xu Yi'an: Good!Remember to put some onion to taste.

Gu Yi: Good! O(∩_∩)O

Author's fungus: Hey, hey... ┭┮﹏┭┮