VP Attack God [Network]

During the three days of Mid-Autumn Festival, Gu Yu stayed at home, and while getting bored with Xu Yi'an, he waited in fear for a call from Gu's mother or Gu's father.

However, three days later, the Gu family didn't get a single call.

While Gu Yi breathed a sigh of relief, he was also a little tangled, what if his parents didn't hear it, should he speak more plainly next time?But to be more simple, isn't it just telling them that they are looking for a boyfriend...

But we can't see the situation yet, let's wait until we go home next time to find out.

Anyway, now that the parents didn't come to the door, Gu Yi put the matter aside for the time being.

Right now, the most important thing is to coax the daughter-in-law.It seems that he really did it this time, and was almost sent to sleep in the study.

Gu Yi rubbed his nose, thinking of Xu Yi'an this morning while supporting his waist and moving to the bathroom like a penguin, his face became hot.

Waking up in the morning, Xu Yi'an wanted to solve his physical problems, but Gu Yi thought he was very caring and wanted to carry him to the bathroom, but Xu Yi'an refused when he heard it.The two of them were in a stalemate like this, and in the end Xu Yi'an couldn't hold back anymore, he gritted his teeth, lifted the quilt with his big hand, and got out of bed naked.Because the movement was too big, I almost twisted it.

As soon as Gu Yi saw him, he wanted to help him, but he was slapped severely, and insisted on going to the bathroom by himself, leaving Gu Yi with a back full of love marks.

The air conditioner in the room was turned on quite well, and Gu Yi felt cold even with his clothes on. Xu Yi'an must be easy to catch cold like this.

Just looking at Xu Yi'an's back, Gu Yu's heart ached. It didn't matter if he was beaten or scolded, he put a small blanket on him, picked him up and took him into the bathroom, and he didn't dare to use his brain.

However, when his hands touched the smooth and greasy skin on his back and thighs, it was like stroking fine silk, which still left him with endless aftertaste.

After wiping off the drool that didn't exist, Gu Yi hurriedly brought the food upstairs.

Cough cough, last night he looked at people very neatly, and today is still a holiday, one can't help but...

In the room, Xu Yi'an was still lying sulking.

During the three days of vacation, he actually spent the entire time in bed!Thinking of this, Xu Yi'an gritted his teeth with hatred.

Everyone's Mid-Autumn Festival is extremely fulfilling, and he alone lay in bed for three days, even eating in bed, and his whole body was almost like a shortbread.

Thinking about it, Xu Yi'an tied Gu Yi from the beginning to the end again in his heart.

Feeling very depressed, Gu Yi is not in the room now, Xu Yi'an has no place to vent his anger, so he has to pick up the phone.As soon as I opened it, I looked at the software before and after, and every one was satisfactory.I don’t want to play games, listen to music, go to Koukou, or browse Weibo... Finally, I had to open WeChat, which is closer to reality.

Because there is usually no important news, Xu Yian doesn't read WeChat very much, so when he opens it, there are piles of messages.

Most of the messages on the top are useless WeChat sales accounts, and there are sporadic Mid-Autumn Festival blessings sent by friends.Xu Yi'an just glanced at it and then turned off those messages. The Mid-Autumn Festival is over, and there is no point in replying.

Pull down further, only to find that there is an information prompt of the Two-dimensional assistant.Xu Yi'an was stunned for a moment.

Generally, those who mix Two-dimensional will give their assistants the realistic contact information, so that they can be contacted in an emergency.Xu Yi'an naturally left his number for the assistant.However, this assistant usually does not call to disturb him, and even the added WeChat rarely sends messages, and can automatically help him solve small things.

Thanks to this reliable assistant, Xu Yi'an is actually very leisurely at Two-dimensional except for taking time to pay off debts and occasionally accepting singing sessions.

There are a lot of messages, more than a dozen.The earliest one was already half a month ago, and he hadn't received any notifications before?

August XX at 8:21pm

Assistant-Qing Mo: Master!Do you want to take a rough look, your Weibo has been pinched into Xiangxiang.The opponent's fans are too powerful, no one cares about it, I can't solve it_(:зゝ∠)_Is the opponent Gu Wuda your friend?Let your friend come out and declare, his fans are terrible OTZ

Assistant-Qing Mo: And your friend was also caught in the fan round, and the forum was approved by Zhongzhuan. Doulou is very tall and has been hung up by all kinds of_(:зゝ∠)_If you two are friends, let’s go together Let's clarify

August XX at 8:17 pm

Assistant-Qing Mo: Boss, is your WeChat dead again? _(:зゝ∠)_You both plan to lie flat and let others pinch you, right? Then I choose to lie flat and let go! _(:зゝ∠)_Anyway, Weibo on both sides has become a battlefield...

August XX at 8:20pm

Assistant-Qing Mo: If you don’t give up, poke again. If there is no reply, then WeChat is really dead_(:зゝ∠)_

Assistant-Qing Mo: Cough cough, fight because you two don't show your face, there's nothing to fight, so the brainless fans stopped for a while.Boss, if you see it, you can choose to lie down with your friends.Of course, please reply me to prove that your WeChat is alive.

September X at 9:09 am

Assistant-Qing Mo: Master, I'm going back to school today.Hit me anytime, I'm always there!Although your WeChat is dead 〒▽〒, but I still want to tell you!

Assistant-Qing Mo: Boss!Your Weibo has been growing grass for almost half a month!Even if your Weibo has become the ruins of the battlefield, you can’t be so useless. You used to be a person once a week_(:зゝ∠)_What do you do with us babies waiting by the Daming Lake to eat some spiritual food┭ ┮﹏┭┮

August XX at 9:13 pm

Assistant-Qing Mo: Boss, it’s almost the Mid-Autumn Festival... You’ve been gone for half a month_(:зゝ∠)_My Weibo was poked wildly privately the day before yesterday, please be bold, you really Would you like to send us a Mid-Autumn Festival blessing? (╥╯^╰╥)

Assistant-Qing Mo: You disappeared for half a month with Tianyin’s lonely boss, could it be that we don’t know about JQ’s development offline? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

September XX at 9:21 in the evening

Assistant-Qing Mo: Master, Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! ! !Choo Choo Choo!

Assistant-Qingmo: Boss_(:зゝ∠)_I actually don’t want to disturb your cultivation of immortals, but today is Mid-Autumn Festival, please send a blessing on Weibo 〒▽〒

Assistant-Qing Mo: My Weibo is about to be poked to pieces 〒▽〒 I fall into trouble every day, I dare not go on Weibo anymore..._(:зゝ∠)_

Assistant-Qing Mo: By the way, Lonely Bird's drama is released today, so powerful!In the future, grasping in the middle will definitely make it to the top. PS: The CP building of the two of you in the Zhongzhuo forum has built a new height, and the fans of Lanhou have turned to Weibo again, and the result is that your Weibo has become a battlefield again.Although I have restricted the tea powder, I can’t persuade the fans and sunspots over there, if you don’t care about it, your Weibo will be hacked/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

After reading all the news, Xu Yi'an was a little confused.I didn't expect that the two of them just entered the scene together that day, and Gu Yi just dropped his vest, so many things could happen?

Although it's not that I haven't seen fights online, but such an inexplicable mutual blackmail is really...

With a feeling of not understanding, Xu Yi'an opened Weibo, intending to watch the battle situation.

As soon as he opened Weibo, before he could read the specific situation under the blog post, all kinds of private messages, forwarding, comments, likes, and @ message prompts almost caused the phone to go on strike. Looking carefully, each of them was tens of thousands reminder.His hands trembled, almost letting the phone fall out of his hand.

After finally waiting for the phone to stop, he clicked on the comment and read it.

Pull down from the nearest one, the more I look at it, the more I feel speechless.

Said that he borrowed the lonely bird to gain popularity?Is he such an unknown person?Hundreds of thousands of fans are fake?

Said that he was taken care of by the benefactor, Gu Wu?Well, this...he is indeed being raised now...but in fact, he is the one who suffers!

Say he doesn't care about fans?This person looks like a sunspot.

Said that Gu Wu had paid attention to him early in the morning, but he never returned to the customs, must be a fake friend?Heizi who is so provocative, really... what can he say?Besides, he didn't know that Gu Yi paid attention to him at all before, and after knowing the other party's vest, he kept sulking, and then he was attacked by Gu Yi, and he didn't care about Two-dimensional's attention at all...

Or that he is not good enough for Gu Yi?Hehe...that's because you didn't see Gu Yi's true face...

……

Just a general look at the comments, Xu Yi'an lost his temper. I don't know how many of them are really intelligent, and there is nothing to talk about with a group of brain-dead.

Switching back to his background page, Xu Yi'an searched Gu Yi's Weibo again, and found it easily.

The first time I clicked on Gu Mo's Weibo, Xu Yi'an looked up and down the Weibo that was even barren than his, but it was amazing that the fans could be on par with him.

After looking at the comments below, it was even scarier than his one.There are at least twice as many comments as there are.

What kind of solitary bird went into the trap and climbed on his bed, but secretly encouraged fans to hack him...

Tsk tsk, since Gu Yi's mind is full of pornographic plots, he can't wait to spend every day in bed, and still think about black people?

It was also said that Gu Qu was under him... Hehe, this is not bad, he is very satisfied!

Turning over again, there are still people who say that Gu Wu wants to be famous if he has money, which is wrong.Baby, do you think Two-dimensional is the entertainment industry?And even if Gu Yi really went to the entertainment industry...if he had money and good looks, it would be easy, wouldn't he?

Xu Yi'an complained silently, and then looked at the comments on black people that were not worth seeing, and quit Weibo casually.Then he opened WeChat again and sent Qing Mo a message back.

"I see, I will post a Weibo later. Gu Wu will tell him too. Thank you for your hard work during this time, I am actually a bit busy."

After confirming that the message was sent, Xu Yi'an even closed WeChat.

Suddenly I had nothing to do again, and suddenly remembered that I saw Qing Mo mentioning that Gu Yi's play was posted, so I looked for the Xiazhongzhuo forum, because the posts were piled up so high that they didn't sink, Xu Yi'an found it easily.Then step on the link inside and download everything.

Taking advantage of the downloading time, he watched the post again.

The one with the highest appearance rate above is Lonely Bird. The crew has done a lot of work, large and small, and the response from fans is very good after reading the comments.

He actually admired the two days of onlookers last time. It was really not easy in the later stage.Although he was in a daze for the past two days looking for faults...

Thinking of this, Xu Yi'an couldn't help but feel a little unnatural. Recently, he felt that his temper had changed due to Gu Yi's quarrel, as if he could explode at every turn... Is it really the black people who are close to ink?

What I saw when I returned to the room was Xu Yi'an lying on the bed staring at the ceiling in a daze.

"Why are you in a daze? If you're bored, you can watch TV."

"Hehe!" Xu Yi'an, whose thoughts were interrupted, turned to stare at Gu Yi, and spit out the word "hehe" after a long time.

Gu Yi, who knew he was wrong, didn't hold on for three seconds, quickly lowered his head, and then brought the dinner to the "Queen": "Your Majesty, you eat first? You have been hungry all afternoon, didn't you say you were hungry just now. Micro Spicy diced chicken, sauce-flavored eggplant, stir-fried broccoli, and a three-flavored soup are all your favorites. Try it?"

Xu Yi'an gave him a sideways glance, then glanced at Cai Se, suddenly picked up the phone to take a picture, and then picked up the phone to type with a bang.

After a long time, as if he had finished something, he threw the phone away again, and with Gu Yi's hand, he picked up his rice bowl and started eating.He only ate a bowl of noodles at noon, and he was already hungry by now.

Gu Yi just held the tray of food like this, and seeing Xu Yi'an's delicious food, he just insisted on not moving.In fact, the small wooden table dedicated to the bed was lying at the foot of the bed, and Gu Yi just didn't want to use it, thinking that it would only disturb him from serving his wife. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Thinking of Xu Yi'an's strange behavior just now, Gu Yi couldn't help asking: "What did you do just now, take a photo and send it on WeChat?"

"No, I posted on Weibo. Oh, by the way, remember to go to Weibo later, and then restrain your fans. They have hacked me for more than half a month."

"!!!" Gu Yi's eyes widened when he heard the words, and he was stunned before he said again, "Why are my fans blackmailing you? I'll go and see later! I will definitely scold you back!" Who dares to blackmail his wife Son?Blackout all of them!

After finally serving Xu Yi'an for dinner, Gu Yi settled the rest of the meal, and then opened his Weibo to take a look.

As expected, I was overwhelmed by various notification sounds, but this time it seemed that there were too many, so many that it was a bit eye-catching.

Gu Yi glanced at the comments in a hurry, all of them were black on him, and he didn't have any interest in reading it, so he went directly to Qingcha's Weibo.

As soon as it is opened, it is a new blog.

"I am very satisfied with today's dinner, and I will continue tomorrow. I want to eat boiled fish fillets, crab roe tofu, chicken popcorn, green pepper beef tenderloin, and hot and sour soup, but not spicy! By the way, remember to prepare a dog for some Fan, it only eats dog food recently and lost weight. If it wants to be thinner, you can sleep with it (￢_￢)@孤鸟[with pictures]”

The accompanying picture is today's dinner, three dishes and one soup, colorful, very appetizing at first glance.

Just over half an hour after it was posted, there are already hundreds of comments below.

Gu Yi looked at Weibo and smiled, directly forwarded and commented, and then immediately replied in a doggy manner——

"Zha! Your Majesty! I will definitely make it for you tomorrow! Oh, okay [Love] But you can’t eat too much, it’s overweight [scared] [scared] [scared] You can’t stop letting it lose weight just because I give it a healthy diet I hug you to sleep [crying] [crying] [crying]

PS: I heard that you guys slandered my wife, why (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻My wife has a more beautiful voice, but you actually slandered her, shut your little black house!

@清茶: I am very satisfied with today’s dinner, and I will continue tomorrow. I want to eat boiled fish fillets, crab roe tofu, chicken popcorn, green pepper beef tenderloin, and hot and sour soup, but not spicy!By the way, remember to prepare a dog meal for Diandian, it has lost weight by only eating dog food recently. @孤蹸[with picture]”

Well, this can be regarded as the daughter-in-law's public acknowledgment of the relationship between the two, so happy! XD

The author has something to say:

When I was writing WeChat, I thought of my WeChat. Madan often loses messages. The key is that I open it every day, but it just doesn’t tell me there are new messages. When it reminds me, it is often Two or three days later! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ so angry!

Hey everyone, don't stay up late on weekends, good night!

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