I am also trying hard not to overturn the car today [Comprehensive Sword]

After being surrounded by knife spirits and returning to his palace, His Majesty the Emperor finally remembered the nobleman California who had worked hard all the way back with him.

Chang Zai Xingui's (strike out) candlestick cuts out the sour plum soup prepared early in the morning. Unlike the cold winter months in another world, it is still summer in Honmaru now.

As soon as the air-conditioned sour plum soup came into view, Xiao Xianyu didn't remember California, her eyes were straightened, she was about to open her mouth after a bowl of sour plum soup, and her mouth was full of Daifu.

After drinking and eating, it was time for Xiao Xianyu to go to bed again. This time can be said to be just right.

It can be said that the biggest boss candlestick in Honmaru, with a cup of sour plum soup and a plate of strawberry Daifuku, clearly arranges California Kiyomitsu.

After all, Xiao Xianyu's small building has been polished and decorated for 300 years and has become the most relaxing place for him.

It was chaotic, dark, and the thick black curtains could not penetrate a single light, not even a little light could be seen, and no sound could be transmitted.

It's like throwing yourself into the sea, returning to your father and a bunch of sea monsters who only know how to be silly all day long, doing mischief,

Only when he was asleep would he show a cuddling look like a child, Xiao Xianyu rubbed him and had a dream.

In that dream, the sea was angry, surging, roaring, the sea god was angry, roaring, roaring, sweeping the rolling waves, setting off a wave of nearly [-] meters, rushing, pouring down.

The human beings on the shore screamed and roared. In the face of such a disaster, human beings are so small that they can only kneel down and pray in despair.

Offering the last food, regardless of the children's cries, they drove a flat boat and offered boys and girls as sacrifices to the sea god, hoping that the sea god would appease his anger.

The final scene was fixed on the cold eyes of the boy with dark hair and long hair on the boat.

This dream is just too confusing.

For a while, Asakura Asazawa felt that he was roaring at the bottom of the sea, with a tyrannical air all over him, watching the last struggle of human beings with cold eyes, and for a while he became a boy sitting on the swaying boat and sneering...

But this is unreasonable.

Even though she knew it was a dream, Xiao Xianyu still muttered in a low voice, his father is the great devil king of the underwater world, if he wants to give a sacrifice, it should be given to his father, what does it have to do with him, After all, he is just a baby who is responsible for beauty.

"Not yet." At the end of this dream, Asakura Asazawa saw himself in white clothes, holding a black oil-paper umbrella, standing in the barren ruins amidst the crisp sound of metal collisions. Zhong frowned, "Take it as a reward, and work hard to solve the last puzzle."

After Asakura Asazawa woke up, he was sweating profusely. He kicked off the quilt covering his body, lifted the hair scattered on his eyelids, and groped for a hair tie from under the pillow, finally feeling refreshed on his face Feeling refreshed, he pushed open the window and drew the curtains. After completing a series of necessary wake-up actions, he held down the thumping eyebrows, raised his arms again, and lowered his head to look at his ankles.

He was probably sleepy.After all, who would be willing to treat a kind and weak little fish like him like this kind of thing like closing a small black house.

It's just that in that dream, what was the only line?

Before Asakura Asazawa could come up with a clue, Foxosuke poked the invitation letter with the red badge of the Tokinosuke government in his mouth, wagging his big tail, and reminded Xiao Xianyu that the annual God Qualification Evaluation Conference was about to begin. up.

Amidst the overwhelming current affairs posts on the forum, and all kinds of little yellow mosquitoes who have fallen into Honmaru, the government of the time has also found a way forward through bumps and bumps.

For example, the convening of this qualification review meeting.

In order to protect the safety of every god-inspector, each Honmaru is built in cracks in time and space, which prevents the retrograde army from finding the coordinate points, and at the same time makes each Honmaru an independent paradise.

In the case of non-participation, the connection between the time government and Honmaru has always been one-way, which is also one of the main reasons for the dark fall of Honmaru in the past.

Under the lessons of blood and tears, the government of the time has continuously reformed and innovated. Although there have been many oolongs, the full name of the "Special Sector Annual Commendation Conference" or "Special Meeting" for short is the God-Assessor Conference, which was born.

Everyone ate and drank, talked about life, and played a large werewolf killing activity.

After all, no one would know if the wretched uncle who talked and laughed with you today, and went to have a happy time together after the banquet is over, might be an undercover agent of the Government of Time.

Maybe the friendship between you online has developed to the point of sharing the password of the network disk.

I heard that as early as a few sessions, there was an otaku who was in the forum and met another nerd in a technical post. The two chatted from the forum to the mailbox, and from the mailbox to the exchange of phone numbers.

In the end, they even exchanged the network disk passwords, saying that they are all brothers, and if the elder brother has it, the younger brother must also have a copy.

Then, through the meeting of the judges, the two houses who could not move their homes finally met.

According to the normal bg line, two nerds will end up falling in love with the same goddess, turning against each other, exposing each other's dark history, and then both become losers, watching the goddess and Gao Fushuai step into the grave of marriage with a smile.

Or according to the words of the bl line, the otaku running now finds out that the good buddy he talks to on the Internet is actually him at the front desk in middle school, and then the old relationship relapses, and the fire is so intense that it can't be controlled.

No matter how bad it is, it is the most common friendship line. The two housewives gather together, and then everyone happily fights together.

pity……

This is an infernal way.

The nerds who met each other late, bragged wildly, until one of them revealed the last secret after drinking for three rounds.

He said he was going to take his buddies to a good place.

The other guy heard it, and even said it was a coincidence, what a coincidence, he also wanted to take his buddies to a good place.

The two of them knew each other and laughed. After the otaku brought him to a small Fusangshen auction site, the other otaku was very moved and said that he was indeed a good buddy, and that even this kind of place brought him to gain experience.

The otaku was very moved, and then brought his good buddy back to the inspection team, changed into a police uniform, and went straight to the police.

It is really a brotherhood that makes those who hear it sad, and those who see it shed tears. Therefore, the online marriage is linked by a thread, and cherish this relationship.

Is online dating bad?Why face base_(:з」∠)_.

This incident was accidental. After all, at the beginning, the review team's A Zhai named Chun was really happy that he had found a like-minded friend. Unexpectedly, the development of things was always full of drama.

It's just that after the netizens on the forum spread ten or ten rumors and made up random things, even the version of giving birth to a ball and running with the ball was derived, which can't be called terrible.

The people in power of the current government of the time are very young-minded, so they simply turned this coincidence into an interactive game.

Every year, three staff members will be mixed into the conference of the god judges. Their origins, experiences and even their names are fake. Every god judge who comes to the 'special meeting' will get a reminder.

Of course, this reminder may be true or false, it all depends on the judgment of the god judge.

As long as one of the staff members can be found, the Government of Time will send out a luxurious gift package, and rare items can be sent immediately by clicking on them.

And this year...

"Is there anything wrong with those guys?" Asakura Asazawa threw away the card in his hand, and complained to the greasy Foxnosuke, "When did I become a staff member of the Toki Government?"

Foxnosuke licked his lips, and showed a reluctant look at the small plate that had already bottomed out. With such delicious fried tofu, Little Fox thought he could have another ten dishes, but faced with the inquiry from the big devil, Foxnosuke Not daring to take anything seriously, he carefully explained, "You forgot, Master Asawa, when you established the vanguard, you had a name."

Foxnosuke muttered softly, "And everyone will definitely not think of you."

At that moment, Xiao Xianyu actually felt that what Foxnosuke said was very reasonable, and the moment when the truth was finally revealed must be very interesting.

In order to complete the task assigned to it by the organization, Foxnosuke handed over his big fluffy tail very thoughtfully. "Crack!" The big tail that was handed over just now was hit by a blue fruit on the tree before it was placed on the lap of Lord God Judge.

Foxnosuke raised his head without daring to speak out, and saw the kind smile from Minghu.

Silently coaxed, before the little fairy fish found out, it quietly retracted its tail.

Wow, these guys are scary.

"..."

This matter was settled like this, until before going out, Ma Ze always felt that he seemed to have forgotten something.

Looking around, the clothes are beautifully dressed, the hairstyle is not messed up, the little parasol is carrying, and the insect repellent sachet is also there...

So what did he forget?

Since ancient times, when His Majesty the Emperor travels, he will always bring one or two beauties with him, and the little fairy fish who has dressed up well has not forgotten anything, but he forgot to bring two exquisite pendants.

So he called and was asked humbly.

"You mean the Trial Conference?"

"Correct."

"Take Tsurumaru with you."

"Huh?" Hearing the unexpected answer, Asazawa couldn't help raising his eyebrows, "Why did you think of Tsurumaru?" You must know that Tsuruga is actually a big trouble maker.

"Since you want to play, Tsurumaru is a very good choice." He is not low in practice, and he is a Sihua Tachi, who is proficient in playing. If Asazawa-sama is a ghost, Tsurumaru is a very good choice as a support.

"Won't the quilt go with me?" After a long time, Xiao Xianyu finally realized that something was wrong, and raised her eyebrows.

Under the watchful eyes of the curved blue sea, Yamabuchi pulled off the sheet awkwardly and muttered softly, "Please forgive me."

For minor social fears, the Trial Conference is really not suitable for him.

"..." His quilt usually acted so capable, Xiao Xianyu almost forgot that Yamabachi was actually a shy boy.

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Ah, I want to lift the quilt.

And... There should be another update today~ If there are no accidents, probably!