I am also trying hard not to overturn the car today [Comprehensive Sword]

The reason why Asakura Asazawa has the nickname of "Little Fairy Fish" is that besides his appearance when he grows up is quite unreal and looks very innocent white lotus, another important reason is——

Xiao Xianyu is really rich, the kind who is so rich that he doesn't know the sufferings of the world.Growing up, there was nothing Asakura Asazawa wanted but couldn't get.

When I was young, the old monsters in the family spoiled the only junior, the kind who wanted the stars and dared not pick the moon; when I was a little older, I started to go into the raging mode of the raging children, the little fairy fish pursued the lack of being able to do it absolutely Rage mode with few beeps.

If there is something he wants, he will grab it directly. If he can't win, he will find his parents. Anyway, he will definitely not be the one who suffers in the end.

When I grow up, I have experienced the gift of blood from my father, and the long-opened Maze has bid farewell to the era of clownfish, and has successfully evolved into a delicate and weak body. It takes three steps to cough, two steps to breathe, and only eats floral dew. A little fairy fish that does not eat fireworks.

It only takes one growth period to purify from black, fat and ugly to white and rich, without dieting, exercising, and the so-called "opening your legs and keeping your mouth shut". The distance between the two comes only from the gift of genes.

No matter how much the ugly duckling is ridiculed, it still cannot change the fact that it is a swan.

What's more, Asakura Asazawa had only half sunfish blood.

The sunfish, known as the seabed scavenger, has been ranked No. 1 among the races that sea creatures most want to marry for a hundred years.

The most indispensable thing in the underwater world is the so-called beauty. After all, at the depth of [-] deep seas where the sun cannot reach, even if you grow into a fairy, it is useless in the dark underwater world.

The reason why sunfish belonging to the class of bony fishes and the family sunfish won the championship is not only because it is the heaviest species of bony fish, weighing up to 3000 kilograms, but only less than 4 meters in length. For deep sea For the old sea monsters who are often tens of meters high, this length difference is simply the cutest height difference!

Of course, the strange racial talent of the sunfish family also contributed to the list.

After all, in the more cruel underwater world where the jungle law is followed, sunfish, the only doctor who can heal diseases and injuries, exists, and the attraction to these old monsters can be imagined.

What's more, I heard that this group can lay [-] million eggs at a time!

For sea monsters with difficult offspring, this number is simply unbelievable!

The only problem is, this group is super shy and extremely exclusive.

Therefore, even if Xiao Xianyu's father is omnipotent every day, is very good-looking, and powerful enough to dominate the underwater world, in the hearts of all the sea monsters, this marriage is the big devil's favor. .

After sighing for a while, the big octopus, the sea monster next door, lamented the injustice of fate more than once.

A mellow and honest man like him who never hit his partner is still a bachelor, and a big devil with a black heart and lungs even has cubs.

The big octopus of Xikai Yiba didn't shy away from saying this at all, and he said it in front of Asakura Asazawa who was still a cub.

Ma Ze flicked his dusty tail, very sincerely, "Daddy is super pretty."

It's the kind that glows automatically when you see it.

Tong Yanwuji was quite hurtful. The big octopus, stimulated by Ma Ze, angrily ate half a mountain of desserts, and then packed the prince back in a hurry. In a short time, he was Don't want to see this little bastard anymore.

Of course, from the fact that the big octopus just packed Asawa home instead of refuting it immediately, it can also be seen that the deep sea devil is really good-looking.

It's so beautiful that I don't know what language to use to describe it.

And Xiao Xianyu's other father is that maverick sunfish—a dead face control.

The big devil who was scolded as black-hearted and black-lung was recognized as the most beautiful in the underwater world, the kind that didn't exist.

Therefore, one wants to improve the genes of the next generation and strive to give birth to a beautiful little fairy fish; the other idea is even simpler, and the simple summary is just five words, cute like the sun.

Although Xiaoxianyu was so ugly when he was just born that his other father didn't even want to look at it, after all, the sunfish family is famous for being in charge of life and not raising one's temper _(:з」∠)_.

The infancy of all creatures is delicate, even the offspring of the Great Demon King are no exception.

Although I got the physique forced by my father, for example, the strength value of the little fairy fish after birth is 5, while the average strength value of the underwater world is only 3, so it seems quite high at first glance, but living with the big devil Whether it is a friend or an enemy, the worst strength value is 7.

This is a little embarrassing.

The biological instinct of seeking good and avoiding harm made Asazawa more inclined to live in the form of sunfish in his childhood, which made him more harmless and less conspicuous.

It wasn't until Little Fairyfish had accumulated enough power over the long years and possessed enough power to protect himself that he suddenly entered the growth stage, and the domineering genes that belonged to the big devil began to impatiently transform him.

A seemingly soft, glowing little white lotus was born in this way.

Inheriting the appearance of the Great Demon King, he is also proficient in the racial talent of sunfish. As long as he stays with Xiaoxianyu, he will feel at ease inexplicably. Such an existence will never lack followers.

Whether it's loyalty to Xiao Xianyu's strength or appearance.

All it takes is a flirty look, and countless sea fish flock to him, wanting to solve problems for the male god in his heart.

Asakura Asazawa, who had hardly suffered, naturally couldn't understand the meaning behind Osamu Dazai's distorted smile at that moment.

Of course, Little Fairyfish doesn't need to understand this either.

Similarly, he is also willing to go down to the mundane world for the people he cares about.

For the cute junior, Asakura Asazawa's patience is always enough, after all, both Chuya and Dazai are very good-looking.

It's good to see his slender nerves, as long as he sees these two people, he can tenaciously mobilize his cerebral cortex, so that his equally fragile eyes can be completely opened.

As long as he concentrates, he can completely ignore the too dirty air and noisy background around him.

The unobtrusive Asakura Asazawa gives people the feeling of superiority, largely because he graduated to take care of his delicate nerves, so he had to focus all his attention on one person or one thing.

Of course, those good-looking skins are the ones that can focus Asakura Asazawa's attention the most~

This arrogance seems very natural. After all, a good-looking, good-looking, and powerful person deserves to be forgiven no matter what he does.

As his junior, Chuya has a petite figure, but still has the beauty of strength. Under the polishing of Mafia, the rough stone of Zhongya Zhongya gradually revealed a dazzling light, and his body shape is more between a teenager and a young man. , with a sense of youth that cannot be ignored, but super soft. For his acquaintances, he will softly call him Aze. No matter what he said, Zhong will be obedient even if he looks impatient. Stand where you are and listen to his rambling.

To put it simply, it is Xiaoxianyu's favorite junior character.

And Osamu Dazai, who is 20 centimeters taller than the average, has been the focus of the crowd since he was a child.Soft black curly hair lying on his cheeks docilely, wearing a brown windbreaker, coupled with those amorous peach blossom eyes and the occasional black leaking from those iris-colored eyes, all are Dazai Osamu's plus points item.

In other words, this kind of Dazai is what Xiao Xianyu likes.

And now, the two juniors he likes suddenly decided to be together...

Isn't this better?

The younger generation he is optimistic about is the object of his liking. Is there anything more pleasing than this?

Asakura Asazawa is very happy from the bottom of his heart, because if this is the case, he will be able to gain double the likes~

Obviously, not everyone can understand this straightforward logic that is almost distorted.

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't want to understand either, he looked at the jade bracelet on Dazai's wrist with some headaches, expressed that he couldn't understand the development of such a plot, and even didn't have time to take into account the provocation from a certain mackerel fish.

While talking to himself and completely ignoring himself, Mr. Zhongyuan half-closed his eyes, and put down the coffee cup in his hand in various ways.

The harsh voice finally made him the focus of the negotiating table again.

Zhong Yuanzhong also cleared his throat and cut straight to the point, "Ah Ze, why do you think I'm proposing to that mackerel?"

According to the extent of what he did to Dazai yesterday, normal people should call the police when they see it, right?The Central Plains cadre, who was almost wondering if he had lost his memory, saw the bruises on the corner of Dazai Osamu's mouth that had not dissipated from the corner of his eyes, and nodded in affirmation. One thing that is certain is that he has not lost his memory.

So, what the hell is going on here?

Xiao Xianyu who was suddenly asked such a question was also a little dazed, he raised his head and met Chuya's eyes, both of them were indescribably serious.

"Isn't the scene I saw yesterday Chuya you proposing?"

"Huh?" X2

This time, Mr. Dazai, who was watching from the sidelines, couldn't bear it anymore, his eyes met and he quickly turned away the double black on his head: ...

After confirming the eyes, it is a person who does not get along.

In Ma Ze's eyes, the self-righteous dislike of the two of them has become the shyness between young couples. He understands it, whether it's the third-rate frothy drama that was made up a few days ago, or the bloody romance. through this scenario.

At this time, as an adult, does he need to cover his eyes quietly?

One side is endlessly loving and killing each other, while the other side is a deep sea monster who has been tortured and has given up treatment and drifted with the tide.

face such a situation

In the harvest season, it was a three-person serving.

The author has something to say:

Angelfish's new diary:

Impossible, this is a marriage proposal, I do not accept the second explanation!

There are also small red envelopes dropping today~

And, I will take graduation photos tomorrow, and I will work hard to update~ Maybe I went at night_(:з」∠)_