I am also trying hard not to overturn the car today [Comprehensive Sword]

The weather was fine on April 4, Year X in the Hai calendar

I started school suddenly, the cultural class was so difficult, and there was no one in the whole private school who could play, it was all rubbish.

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The man named Asakura Asazawa is a sea itself, and there are countless treasures hidden under the calm sea surface, which makes young sailors flock to them, stepping into the sea one after another regardless of the dangerous waves, hoping to find the legendary treasure of the Dragon Palace.

But now, the owner of the treasure took the initiative to open the door of his treasure cave.

Still a generous appearance of Ren Juncaijie.

"Oh, Asakura-san, what does this mean?" The ancient treasure map contained inestimable value, but was thrown on the table indifferently by his master, as if it was just a piece of waste paper.

"It's a bribe." Maze poked the pudding on the plate childishly, and Mazawa, who had completely lost his appetite, pushed the dessert aside, and said solemnly, "No one thinks too much money, right, Dr. Sen?"

"This is to thank you for taking care of Chuya's child when I didn't know it." This sentence is sincere.

For Xiao Xianyu, who has never known what it feels like to be short of money, as long as the problem can be solved with money, it is not a problem.

only……

Could it be that the amount he gave was too small?Why is the expression of the doctor Sen in front of him so indescribable?

Asakura Asazawa, who has been out of touch with the human world for more than three hundred years, is sincerely confused. He has never been good at hiding his emotions, and this kind of emotion is easily captured by others.

As a successful businessman, Sen Owai is like a shark smelling blood. He is not in a hurry, because a bigger delicacy is yet to come.

that's the truth.

Xiao Xianyu, who misinterpreted the meaning of Sen Owai's silence, was obviously a little uneasy. This strange scene was not among the hundreds of possible situations he had rehearsed in his mind. This unexpected incident made him feel uneasy. His heartbeat slowly accelerated.

What's even more frightening is that the magic decompression tool he carried with him, the East China Sea Pearl, was sold out ahead of time.

Things went beyond Asakura Asazawa's expectations, and...

Even though the person sitting in front of him was just an ordinary human being with superior physical fitness and force value would not pose any threat to him, Asakura Asazawa's biological instinct was clamoring for danger.

Or the creepiness of being targeted by natural enemies.

The tiny cold hairs on his arms also trembled, and Xiao Xianyu always felt that Sen Owai gave him the feeling, like a childhood shadow, especially the way he squinted his eyes and smiled very lovingly...

I always feel that someone once smiled like this, and then directly drew the back of the knife to his hand without delay.

This kind of pain was so immersive that Asakura Asazawa retracted his little claws under Mori Ogai's surprised gaze, and hid behind his back trying to hide it.

Looking at Sen Ouwai's gaze became more vigilant.

Feeling inexplicable about the youth's inexplicable hostility, the leader of Mafia crossed his fingers, propped his head up, and deliberately put aside a few treasure maps on the table, "I heard that you are a rare sea creature among monsters?"

"Yes, Dr. Sen, you don't have to worry about it, just say I'm a sunfish."

Without the embarrassment of having his scruples punctured, Senou Foreign Affairs University generously shifted its probing gaze to Asakura Asawa on the opposite side, "You have a really good attitude."

"of course."

Xiao Xianyu accepted the compliment without hesitation, "If my mentality wasn't good enough, I would have choked to death with a mouthful of sea water when I saw my original form 800 years ago."

"..."

This character is really free and unrestrained.

However, Dr. Sen has always been very patient with the non-human species he is interested in.

After Mafia is on the right track, the leader of Mafia, who is trustworthy and unusable, has been so free in the non-emergency daily life that he is considering whether to enroll in a sewing class and make a small piece for his Alice. Skirt.

It's a pity, "Rin Taro, you are so ugly."

His Alice doesn't really appreciate it, because it's really ugly _(:з」∠)_.

On the other hand, Asakura Asazawa asked the Blue Bird Express to send the small foreign dress as a real visiting gift...

I heard that it was made by the old man who is good at spinning and weaving. The material is also the legendary shark silk that is as light as a cicada's wing. The golden pattern on the whole skirt seems to be embroidered with roses, but it is actually a pretty Exquisite formation.

But Ma Ze was not very satisfied, "This generation of merman is no good either."

If nothing goes wrong with the formation he handed over, it should be able to withstand at least three attacks that are no less powerful than hydrogen/bombs. It's just because of the withering inheritance of the mermaid race, even with such a detailed formation map, all the elders of the mermaid race are dispatched , it can only make this skirt a disposable item.

So when Alice cheered for this distinctive little dress, the topic of the two adults changed again, and turned to the gap in the inheritance of the current veteran craftsmen.

The little fairy fish is lamenting that the recent oil pollution in the ocean world has caused more or less problems in the newborns of many marine creatures, such as the lack of inheritance from racial gifts.

Sharks are also one of the groups that are deeply polluted by the ocean, and they always believe that the winner is king in the underwater world, so the delicate work of weaving shark silk is not very popular among contemporary young people, so that There is a fault.

Mori Ouwai sighed with emotion, and also talked about his favorite late-night ramen shop 20 years ago. The old shop owner passed away suddenly one day. Because of the sudden departure, the old shop manager’s craftsmanship was not passed on. The ramen shop just closed.

After exchanging emotions, the two sighed together, why are there fewer and fewer good shops that they like.

The two old people suddenly felt that they were about to be shot to death on the beach by the mudslide of years.

No longer young, Dr. Sen would be called uncle when walking on the road, "Actually, I am only in my early forties."

"I'm only over 1000 years old, and I'm a baby."

There was another faint sigh in unison, and the chatterbox was completely opened up.

"So how did you find out?"

"Alice is your superpower, right?"

Sen Owai didn't deny that this trivial matter can't even be regarded as Xinmi, but so what?

Asakura Asazawa smiled shyly and licked his lips, "Alice-chan looks very delicious."

Alice put on a beautiful new dress and took out a crayon to entertain herself: ! !

"Asakura-san's recipe is a bit special."

The exquisite and beautiful beauty in the vase didn't realize how much panic her words had caused others. A blush was applied to his fair face, and he was a little shy, "Actually, I'm not very picky eaters."

A pure power crystal like Alice is not only small and in line with Asazawa's distorted aesthetics, but also very delicious, just like a piece of sweet strawberry ice cream. Although it can't satisfy your hunger, it is a super delicious afternoon dessert.

"Don't look at me like this. In order to prevent me from accidentally eating something strange, I will be asked by the children at home to try to identify the inedible items on the list before going out."

Hasebe, who is quite familiar with the strange tastes of the gods, when Asakura Asazawa was about to leave Honmaru, he arranged a list of freshly baked inedible 'delicious', among them, carrying a bear schoolbag, bouncing in the Alice running in the amusement park is at the top of the list.

Alice: The leader of Yokohama Mafia has humanoid abilities, and a delicious 'dessert' that must not be eaten!

Senou took over the strange inedible 'recipe' handed over by Asazawa, and his eyes darkened slightly. To be honest, he really didn't know that there were so many species in the city of Yokohama.

Scanning all the lists on the 'recipe' into my mind one by one, I have to say that the huge amount of information contained in this 'recipe' shared by Asakura Asazawa has surprised Sen Ogai——

This really scared him.

The biggest advantage of working with smart people is that you don’t need to talk too much. Senouwai manages Mafia with nearly 3000 people on its own, so it is natural to save some unnecessary casualties.

So he accepted the non-human's kindness, and saw that the young man sitting opposite him seemed bored, and picked up a carton of milk that looked very familiar.

Very good, there were only twelve boxes of growing up milk, and one box was missing.So Mori narrowed his eyes, didn't say much, just looked at Asakura Asawa.

Forcibly making a certain little fairy fish who does not know the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth feel a little bit ashamed.

"If Dr. Sen is free, he can go on an expedition according to those nautical charts."

Ma Ze thought for a while. After all, these charts were from his childhood, when his father was so entangled by him that he deliberately searched for treasures from several shipwrecks and collected them together as customs clearance prizes to pass on to curious children. .

"But the coordinates of this nautical chart seem to be a little different from the current one."

Sen Owai pointed out the problem very calmly. He didn't doubt the huge wealth hidden behind these nautical charts. The only problem was that these big monsters who didn't know the geometry of time seemed to be insensitive to changes in the surrounding things.

Japan is located between the Eurasian plate and the Pacific plate, and is also located in the circum-Pacific seismic belt. There are countless large and small earthquakes that erupt every year. The collisions brought about by the drift of the continental plates change the landform environment all the time...

As for the nautical charts that Asakura Asazawa took out, with Mori Ogai's eyesight, it is not difficult to see that they are antiques.

An antique whose collection value is greater than its practical value.

It would be unrealistic for him to go treasure hunting with such an antique nautical chart.

Asakura Asazawa nodded, expressing his understanding, and at the same time explained, "Actually, you don't have to worry at all."

Because his father pampers the cub so much that only you can't imagine, nothing he can't do.

For example, when Asakura Asazawa was young, he was clamoring to conquer the sea of ​​stars and find the legendary treasure of Dragon Palace!

The big devil who dominates the underwater world looks at the naughty Zai Zai who has not even grown his fish tail beside him, he really wants to push Zai Zai back into the soft shell soft bed, so that he will not be blind After tossing, children should eat well every day, then sleep and grow their bodies.

But the Great Demon King can’t say it. His Majesty the Demon King, who dotes on the cubs to the point of no bottom line, is not good at words, but he is a man of action. He finished reading the latest bedtime readings of Cubs all night, and decided to follow the routine and prepare a bunch of human so-called treasures first. put somewhere.

Then arrange one, two or three cannon fodder to act as the guardians of the treasure. The specific requirements are superb acting skills, not exaggerated, and strive to be knocked down by his children with one blow, and then lie down cleanly.

After finishing the treasure, and appointing a few acting schools, the big devil narrowed his eyes and realized that the most important treasure map was missing!

In order to ensure nothing goes wrong and let Zai Zai find the treasure smoothly, the treasure map prepared by the big devil is naturally different.

It's different in that...

"Don't worry, as long as you hold these treasure maps, you will reach your destination with your eyes closed."

There is a father who is omnipotent, who can do whatever he wants.

Even so, the Great Demon King is still worried that the cheat he gave is not strong enough, what if Zai Zai accidentally gets lost~

"And it's the kind that even if you close your eyes, there will be creatures like dolphins pushing you to the treasure location."

"... Oh." You still know how to play with monsters in the underwater world.

In any case, things eaten by the mafia cannot be spit out. Sen Ouwai put away these seemingly childish treasure maps.

Except for Chuya Nakahara, who was kicked out and had to work with a bandage waste machine with orange hair and low ponytail.

"So, why did you guy from the detective agency go to Mafia's territory!"

"Oh, is it true that you are the boss of single-celled organisms? Chuya, you even have such a good memory..." Dazai didn't say anything after that, but narrowed his peachy eyes in a half-smile, which can be said to increase the value of hatred It's steady.

Normally, the Central Plains would have exploded long ago, but not today, because in the eyes of his delicate being who can be called his elder brother, his family is just a good-tempered boy who doesn't know how to fight at all.

Nakahara is also very sure that every time he fights, or every time he unilaterally beats a guy named Osamu Dazai, the movement will not be too small. He is really not sure whether such a movement will disturb Asakura Asazawa, If you accidentally stimulate Asawa...

Even if there is only a one-thousandth possibility, Zhong Yuanzhong is not willing to hurt anyone who treats him well from the bottom of his heart.

Just like he would stay in the [sheep] at the beginning, pull out his own fangs, put on soft wool, and then get into the sheepfold to protect his [sheep] flock, and in the end he was killed by the timid little lambs. With tears in his eyes, he pushed it out.

After all, it's really scary to have a black panther mixed in with herbivores.

What's even more frightening is that this carnivore is also very forgiving.

and many more……

Mr. Dazai paused, and suddenly realized with some conscience that it seemed that his family was also in the first half of his life. The people he met, except for the elder Mr. Asakura who suddenly disappeared when he needed him most, were all scumbags.

The group of lambs he saw after opening his eyes wanted to use him; what about his former partner?

It seems that the dwarf lost his job and shelter, tricked his sheep companions to cut off contact with him, and finally had to become his dog and come to Mafia.

Although it was cut off by the boss _(:з」∠)_ in the end.

Of course, in Mr. Dazai’s logic, he will never be the one who is wrong. The reason for encountering so many scum, of course, is that he needs to reflect on himself.

In the final analysis, it was because the little dwarf had the appearance of attracting scum, so he said, "Chuya, you can't do this, you have to correct it."

"Huh?" The Central Plains cadre, who was successfully irritated by this endless sentence, stared back fiercely, confirming that the dead mackerel was intentional.

"Dazai, I don't want to fight with you today."

So if he is sensible, he hopes that a certain seafood can consciously roll itself into a ball and roll out of his sight.

Nakahara Chuya's good intentions, Dazai Osamu, of course chose to turn a blind eye, and quite naturally took the document handed over by his subordinates. After a cursory glance, Dazai Osamu signed Nakahara Chuya's name familiarly, and the notes imitated Almost exactly the same, of course, this kind of trivial matter is nothing more than that to Zhongya Zhongya.

During the six months after Osamu Dazai was promoted to be the youngest cadre in Mafia, as the most powerful "subordinate" of the Dazai cadre, Chuya Nakahara, the reserve cadre, had to accept that he was being beaten to death every day. A life of slavery.

It is as small as organizing the rich nightlife of Dazai cadres, and investigating the background of each date in detail; as large as handling the piled up documents on behalf of the boss who is absent from work, and writing two copies of the investigation report after the incident is resolved.

It can be said that during that time, Nakahara Chuya was able to sign the name of that bastard Osamu Dazai on the document with his eyes closed.

As for Dazai?

Of course, during the time when the little man's black card was maxed out, he condescended to learn it in a few seconds.

After all, who has trouble with a free lunch?

but now……

Nakahara Nakaya looked suspiciously at Dazai, who was working seriously at the side, and he was even a little nervous because he felt that the sky would never fall in vain.

According to past experience, the quieter Osamu Dazai is at this time, the bigger the demon he will be.

For details, you can refer to the time when he was on a business trip to North America four years ago. Before Chuya Nakahara was lucky that a certain blue mackerel finally calmed down, he was far away in North America when he received a message from Yokohama. Osamu Dazai, one of the five cadres, rebelled, and the boss issued a hunt and kill order on the black market.

"Chuya is really too good!" Tucking away the non-existent tears at the corners of his eyes, half true, "Is my credibility in Zhongya's heart so low?"

"Dazai..."

Nakahara Chuya's expression was indescribable for a moment, his blue eyes were full of pity, and he hit him mercilessly, "You think you still have such a thing as reputation?"

"..."

"Pfft." The subordinates standing behind couldn't help it. The five big and three rough bald men left Qinglong and right Baihu, wearing standard black suits and sunglasses, almost all the standard mafia equipment. Hold back, laugh out loud.

When he received this mission, he knew that what he was going to face was the long-famous "double black", especially the defected former cadre Osamu Dazai. After half a month of pursuit, he even successfully exonerated himself.

Almost all the newcomers were told by their seniors that there are ten existences in Mafia that should never be provoked when receiving pre-job training.

Even in the past four years, Mr. Dazai, who has murdered 130 times, threatened 310 times, and cheated 620 times, has become darkness itself by absolutely cruel means, and is still active today in the textbooks circulated inside Mafia.

In the words of Koyo Ozaki, there are really not many guys who can be as bad as Dazai these days.

Since they are all enemies, why not use waste?

Since entering the organization, the bald man who followed Chuya Zhongya was almost amazed, marveling at the miracle of the Central Plains cadre itself, and at the same time deeply in awe of the youngest mafia cadre Dazai who can be as famous as the Central Plains cadre rule.

until today……

The bald man discovered that the two big bosses who had been mythical in his heart were actually in private——

Pretty childish.

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