I am also trying hard not to overturn the car today [Comprehensive Sword]

The weather is cloudy on March 3, year X in the Hai calendar

Being stuck on by a white fur ball, so annoying...

Are human pups all this vulnerable and curious?And very easy to cheat.

So that person really is a big liar!Human pups are no fun at all!

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There is no doubt that Asakura Asazawa is a good chat partner.

No matter how bad the impression of Asakura is, or those who unilaterally regard him as an enemy, when talking about the sunfish named Asakura Asazawa, they can't avoid his appearance.

"Although he is useless, that guy looks really good-looking."

So it can be seen that it is not unusual for Asazawa to care about his appearance almost conceitedly.

Sen Owai looked at the strongest non-human known in the world, and had to admit that this person was similar to his most trusted subordinate Chuya Nakahara.

The reason why it is said that Asakura Asazawa is a good chat partner is probably because he has lived for a long time and naturally knows everything, or in other words, as long as his face is still Now, just sitting there won't make people feel bored.

As if everything just now was just a farce, Mori Ougai was very interested in this big man who appeared out of thin air, not to mention that he was taken care of by his super reliable and capable team members at the moment when Asakura Asazawa was changing clothes. please.

And Xiao Xianyu, who was as indifferent as the snow-capped mountains that have not melted for many years, silently hammered his stiff spine: the posture is too far, so tired.

Taking advantage of the moment when Mikazuki invited Nakahara Chuya out to check the final negotiated contract, Asakura Asazawa quietly moved his slightly numb buttocks, and when he heard a slight noise and turned around, Asakura Asazawa quickly Sit up straight, smile, and nod slightly.

"What's wrong?"

"No...it's probably because of delusions."

Asakura Asazawa nodded proudly, the peacock sapphire was covered with a cloud of mist, and he looked straight at Dazai who was staying in his small living room, as if he was a little puzzled why the young man didn't follow behind Nakaya leave.

Osamu Dazai was taken aback, his kite-colored eyes were full of interest, "Why should I go out with Chuya?"

"Aren't Dazai and Chuka good friends?"

"...Yes!" Thinking of his rhetoric in the coffee shop yesterday, or the sword glowing coldly in the hand of Mikazuki Munekin standing at the door, Osamu Dazai changed his words graciously.

"That's right." Ma Ze clapped his hands, "Aren't good friends always inseparable?"

"..."

"Tch." A cold snort came from Zhongya Zhongya's nose. The young and reliable mafia cadre has survived to the point that even if someone holds a gun to his head, he can still chat and laugh happily with others. Contract for million dollar interest.

But all the growth and indifference vanished in front of a man named Osamu Dazai.

In front of his former partner, the defected Mafia cadre, Nakahara stayed forever in the dilapidated game hall, sweating wantonly, wanting to compete with arcade games, whoever loses the game, whoever is the dog 16 age.

Fortunately, the same is true of Osamu Dazai, the former cadre who controlled people's hearts and played with them wantonly.

Seeing Dazai Osamu, who had been acting quite mature and stable in front of Asakura Asazawa, managed to make Chuya jump his feet in a few words, Asazawa picked up the hot tea, and it was clear, he just said, Ibaraki Doji once told him, the real My friends should be like him and Shuten-douji.

Always waiting to be conquered, dominated and never betray each other.

Xiaoxianyu, who has passed through the Heian-kyo era, dares to pat her chest and promise that the friendship between these two big monsters is recognized by all monsters!

Sensing that Asakura Asazawa seemed to have something to say to the boss alone, the Central Plains cadre dragged Dazai away cursing.

In his heart, the boss is at least a hundred times more reliable than Dazai, a guy who doesn't mind doing too much.

Soon there were only Asakura Asazawa and Mori Owai left in the room, of course Alice was not counted.

The blond loli is beautiful in the critical eyes of Asakura Asazawa, because the existence of a girl named Alice is a symbol of strength.

So even though the girl has not yet grown up, Asazawa is still very pleasantly surprised by the shimmer of the star.

Because of the short knives in Honmaru, Asakura Asazawa always has some strange gadgets on his body.

For example, one or two creamy and mellow toffees, or sparkling delicate trinkets.

So he took out two toffees and handed them to the pretty little girl very familiarly, and took out a lot of weird little toys.

For example, a water-repellent drop that allows people to breathe freely in the underwater world, or the everlasting shark oil that lives in legends.

Alice pulled out the unremarkable and even moldy shark oil from the pile of small toys given by Asazawa. She was very curious, "Do mermaids really exist?"

"Yes." Asakura Asazawa nodded affirmatively, but corrected, "Mermaid is actually a general term for creatures whose upper body is human and lower body is fish."

"Oh." Alice exclaimed, her green eyes full of curiosity.

In this world, creatures with human bodies and fish tails will naturally have creatures with fish bodies and human tails, so for the convenience of distinguishing, the former are called mermaids, and the latter are collectively called murlocs.

The reason why Alice's statement is not accurate is because there are mermaids and sirens under the category of mermaids.

"So there is already reproductive isolation between the merman and the siren?" Sen Owai, who had never made a sound, asked sharply.

He got a nod of approval from Mazawa.

Although they are all mermaid species, the relationship between sirens and mermaids is actually quite subtle.

Specifically, mutual diss.

The siren mainly dissed the vulgarity of the merman. After all, in terms of force value, Asakura Asazawa made a rough estimate of the merman he met hundreds of years ago, and then sincerely suggested, "If you meet a merman If so, just run away."

"why?"

"Because it's troublesome."

Both mermen and sirens are social creatures, that is to say, if you hit a small one, you will have a nest of old ones.

Siren's words are like those in fairy tales, they tend to confuse others by singing, and then drag them into the sea, enjoying the wailing, despair and struggle of their prey, it is really a swaying and blooming black lotus.

The merman's words are more like a berserker, probably the kind of attitude that you don't want to be cowardly or do nothing. If you bite me, I will tear off a piece of your flesh fiercely.

The merman's nails are sharper than iron, and their teeth are infused with venom that can kill an elephant with just a small drop. Even their sound waves can destroy human brain nerves invisibly. Dao, if you don't accept it, do it, you can be called the overlord of the sea.

It's just that these two races with completely different attributes are artificially confused. Really thinking about it, I can't help tearing up two sharks to vent my anger.

Of course, these things are for later, the most important thing now is...

The work problems of his juniors.

As long as there is no iron rice bowl for a day, Xiao Xianyu can't sleep peacefully for a day.

Now that the global economy is in such a recession, if his family also graduates, it means he is unemployed, so what should he do?

So, even if Asawa has vaguely noticed that his descendants have boarded a super dangerous small broken boat, why does the reliable head of the family exist?

Of course, it is to let my children have no worries when they are out and about!

"So, let's get to the point, Mafia's leader Mori Ohgai-sama?"

The author has something to say:

Angelfish's new diary:

No one can hide from my eyes!Remember no one!

And... the part about the mermaid was all made up by Ben Xianyu _(:з"∠)_ that's it.