I am also trying hard not to overturn the car today [Comprehensive Sword]

Asazawa doesn't care much about human's definition of liking, or he just wants a reference.

But let's take this as a reference, even if I tell myself that this is the need of my complex, Xiao Xianyu still can't understand.

Why do the protagonists in these novels and TV dramas hide in the corner to hear the secret, and they haven't finished listening!The most critical sentence must not be heard, and then leave heartbroken.

Why is this!

Since you are in the corner of the wall, let's listen to the words carefully before leaving, okay? Are your legs numb from standing?

Why do these people still make some noise even if they leave!

Xiao Xianyu felt that he was going to collapse, just reading a 15-word short story, Ma Ze passed out no less than five times.

Here I would like to praise a novel titled "The Billionaire Wife of the Underworld President".

It was this bedtime reading that made Xiao Xianyu fully understand that there is a word in this world called giving up.

Giving up is a virtue really.

After Asakura Asazawa said that he wanted to devote himself to learning the concept of love in human beings, Sankaiyue went out for a trip, and then brought back a kindle, connected to the Internet, downloaded a novel in a briefcase, and then acted as a valet with all his heart and responsibility. A hut awaits orders.

As for falling asleep?Under such a bad environment, how could his delicate lord fall asleep.

Both Xiaoxianyu himself and his subordinates think that even if they live in a five-star hotel, they still have wronged themselves/the lord.

If you stay up late, stay up late, anyway, you will go back the day after tomorrow, right?

As a thousand-year-old knife in the Heian era, Sanriyue's performance can already be said to be a surprise. The only small problem is that at the moment when selling meat is the kingly way, Sanriyue accidentally mixed in the novel package downloaded from the forum. Several books.

It's still the kind of hearse that drove to the edge of the city like the thunder of the ancient times, and the gas pedal was stepped on to the end.

The innocent magician Xiao Xianyu first watched it while lying on the mattress of Xiao Yuwu, and when the first car started, he sat up straight.

With a blushing face, she basically fainted every time she turned a page, then woke up quickly, continued to learn from the scriptures, and continued to faint.

Xiao Xianyu, who loves to learn, said that on the road of learning new knowledge, even though he died nine times, I have no regrets!

This night, Asakura Asazawa couldn't find the kind of person who likes someone, but he opened the door to a new world.

Sure enough, as the big octopus said, in this world, people can still play games.

Just like the little wife he just watched, who would have thought that Huangpu Aotian, the godfather of the underworld who is a black and white leader, owns billions of dollars, and has mixed blood from eight countries, is even mixed with the blood of a deep sea monster.

And the super fierce deep sea giant monster that is said in the human world is the big octopus that had to be a babysitter when he was young due to the evil power of the big devil.

That coward who can beg for mercy is the only single dog in the entire deep sea parent group.

I heard that the big octopus has more than a hundred blind dates every year, but it's a pity that his appearance really doesn't fit the aesthetics of the deep-sea females nowadays.

After the birth of Asazawa, the tide-makers in the deep sea have evolved from advocating muscular beauty to being weak.

For deep-sea females, they themselves are good hunters and fighters, so ah, they prefer soft and slender males.

The big octopus who failed to keep up with the popularity of muscular beauty in the previous era and got his wife was directly shot to death on the beach by the big waves of the fashion circle.

When Asazawa left the deep sea to go out alone, he heard that the big octopus started a diet and became a vegetarian, and wanted to follow the trend and bid farewell to being single.

So in Xiao Xianyu's memory, the giant monsters of the deep sea are as stupid as his big octopus, and they are constantly running around for blind dates every day.

But in the book Little Wife, the male protagonist who has a trace of the blood of the giant monster in the deep sea can not only conjure up tentacles seven times a night, and treat the female protagonist one way and another.

Asakura Asazawa pressed the off button, feeling that he seemed to know the secret of the big octopus's repeated failures in blind dates.

After reading the novel all night, Ma Ze successfully misled his train of thought, rubbed his slightly sore eyes in the light of dawn, and came to a conclusion——

Today is still a day of nothing.

According to the official statement, it is the mascot of the Toki no Government, but Asakura Asazawa, who is actually the existence of nuclear/weapons, went to the yacht agreed with Mafia on time as agreed.

No one would believe it, even though he came from the deep sea, but Xiaoxianyu...

"vomit……"

Since getting on the yacht, his face has been pale, and he barely sat for half an hour, but when he learned that the person in charge at Mafia encountered a traffic jam and had to come a little later, Asakura Asazawa finally couldn't help covering his eyes Shut up, and strode to the toilet.

Accompanied by the sound of rushing water, Asakura Asazawa floated out with a pale face and frivolous steps, careless.

Turning on the faucet at the sink, Ma Ze splashed a handful of clear water on his face, and the moment he raised his head, he knew what the correct answer was to the difficult problem that he couldn't figure out.

Even though she is so weak, Little Fairyfish still makes people feel distressed, a cutie that people love and hate at the same time.

So, before he sees a more beautiful existence than him, of course he can only like himself.

There is no creature in his world more beautiful than Xiaoxianyu, so Xiaoxianyu's favorite person will always be himself.

Studies have shown that children's bedtime reading is very important for the future growth of teenagers. The resources of the seabed are infinite, but the culture of the underwater world is quite scarce.

The former can be seen from the vigorous resource mining plans launched by the news channel in recent years, while the latter can naturally be seen from the level of the [-]-word essays submitted by those old monsters who have lived on the seabed for an unknown number of years.

No matter how poor you are, you can't be poor in education. In order to cultivate the literary quality of his baby, Zai Zai, the Great Demon King found a fairy tale among a lot of juvenile books——

The story of Narcissus drowning in the reflection of the lake and finally wading to death and turning into daffodils.

Xiao Xianyu, who loves to play the role so much, just listened to his father tell it once, and Ma Ze, who fell in love with this story thoroughly, said that this story is just about himself!

This is really embarrassing (ω).

After learning the password, Asakura Asazawa motioned for Mikazuki to follow him on the pretext of being weak, and he went back to the room to rest in a rage.

It's really super weak, the kind that won't get better if you don't lie on the bed for two days.

The author has something to say:

Angelfish's new diary:

Sure enough, the only person in this world who can defeat me by beauty is myself, and invincible is so lonely.