I am also trying hard not to overturn the car today [Comprehensive Sword]

Anyone who has seen Asakura Asawa will be amazed by his beauty.

Living in the room for a long time made his skin very fair, even with a touch of morbid paleness. Under the almost transparent skin are slender blood vessels, and the light lip color often has a touch of blue and black. His long hair is as thick as seaweed. It added a touch of femininity and morbidity to this man.

Only the peacock blue inlaid in the eye sockets made Asakura Asazawa come alive.

The vibrant blue of the ebb and flow of the sea lights up this pale oil painting.

His beauty almost blurs the existence of gender, just like the painted-skinned beauties in ghost novels, calling your name, and will eat you up once you respond.

A delicate and fragile Jingdezhen vase, this is the evaluation of Asakura Asazawa's 'precision'.

Having been a beauty in a vase for hundreds of years, to be honest, Asakura Asazawa is actually quite happy that his appearance can be affirmed by the public.

As a beauty in a vase, Asakura Asazawa has been running his brain rapidly since he opened his eyes.

Try to find all the people and things that can be used from the faint and small untraceable details.

At least so far, he's doing pretty well.

Among the two people and one fox with limited contact, Asakura Asazawa has not exposed any problems, and even intentionally or unintentionally obtained a lot of useful information.

Even if it is a vase, Asakura Asazawa will make the most connotative (the most expensive) one.

When Kiyomitsu from California walked into the house with a water basin and saw Foxosuke, Asakura Asazawa could roughly tell that Foxosuke should not have appeared in his bedroom at this moment with his slightly dilated pupils.

And the serial number on Fox's neck collar makes it more like a mass-produced shikigami——

At least it's not in the same camp as the sword spirits in this hommaru.

But the known conditions are too few.

So he fainted decisively. Since he was an old man beside him, he must be very familiar with his delicate nerves, right?

Asakura Asazawa is so confident, life is like a big gamble, and his favorite thing is sex.

Either go bankrupt, or make a fortune.

What needs to be emphasized here is that many creatures in nature will enter a state of suspended animation when they encounter danger.

This is the instinct carved into the bones of the weak during the hundreds of millions of years of evolution of the gods.

The diet of animals with higher social groups is more monotonous.

They will disdain animals that are not in their diet, but the predatory instinct of superiors will make them subconsciously chase and kill all living creatures that appear in their territory.

To give a simple example, just like the past, there were often reports of beach shark killings.

According to Maze, for the group of silly big guys living on the beach, the reason why sharks attack people in shallow water is largely due to the strong curiosity of the first shark.

'Hey, why haven't I seen this guy before? '

'Let me take a bite to see if it tastes good~'

'Bah bah bah, it's really unpalatable. '

After going through the above psychological journey, the first shark swam away very disappointed.

Some Twolegs look delicious in their strange shapes, but they are actually worse than the old lady's foot bindings.

If this is the case, the unlucky diver can still save his life, but...

After being bitten, the unstoppable blood flowed with the sea water, and the faint smell of blood was like blowing the horn of the banquet.

That's how sharks are attracted.

After experiencing this guy, it doesn't seem to be on the recipe, but it smells delicious, so let's eat it.

After taking a bite, the shark: ...

emm... This guy is really not to his liking.

Then, waving its fat tail, a shark swam away after satisfying its curiosity.

Then came the second...the third...

Until the unlucky shallow water person gradually loses his body temperature under more and more wounds and sheds the last drop of blood.

Therefore, when encountering an irresistible danger, after confirming that you are not the food on the predator's diet, please give up struggling and stop breathing. Sometimes pretending to be dead is also a rare survival wisdom.

Asakura Asazawa, who has filled up the skills of pretending to be dead and overturning the car on the skill tree, after coaxing away from California, before Honosuke made the form more complicated, he resolutely obeyed his own heart and fell into obscurity.

No, he is just a beauty with a vase that needs to be held in the palm of your hand and cared for.

Contrary to Yaken's conjecture that the examiner was pretending to faint just now, Asakura Asazawa really fainted just now.

His last thought before he passed out was that he could persist in such a completely unfamiliar environment, he deserves to be a super powerful self~

Even the well-known underwater vases in the industry have survived to this day, more or less have some real skills.

At least when it comes to how to faint gracefully without messing up his hairstyle, Asakura Asazawa is the second, and no one dares to be the first.

You can never wake up a person who is pretending to be unconscious unless he wakes up by himself.

After confirming that Foxnosuke left in a hurry because of his sudden fainting, Asakura Asazawa got up from the ground unhurriedly, and he even had the mood to tidy up the folds on his clothes.

That's why there was a scene that Yaoken saw after opening the door.

Good-looking people will always have some preferential treatment. Thanks to the past 300 years, Fruit Phone has kept some classic button operations while constantly updating itself.

Let Asakura Asazawa be able to boot up smoothly and get on the forum.

Leaving aside what happened to the so-called Trial Forum, he just returned to the embrace of his hometown. Why did it take 300 years?

Where did the author's [-]-level long story go?

After using the secret technique from the blood lineage to confirm that this body is not fabricated, and this world is not an illusion set by the enemy, Asakura Asazawa successfully entered the so-called sage time.

The tip of his ear moved slightly, and after hearing the slight vibration from the corridor, he quietly put the phone back into the bag and sat back on the soft bed.

Probably because people with good-looking faces can always get more preferential treatment from God. The one who was dragged and invited by Fox Nosuke was Yaken Toshiro who has the reputation of loyalty and tolerance.

Asakura Asazawa smiled.

Although his eyes were dark about the current situation, he was able to confirm one thing, the goddess of luck was on his side.

"What do you need me to do for you?" Yaken Toshiro, who grew up on the battlefield, is more mature, calm and tolerant than other brothers of the Toshiro family.

The limp lord patted his hands, his cold tone carried a hint of coquettishness.

"It's super troublesome that Foxnosuke wants to ask me." The trouble with this matter is that so far, Asakura Asazawa, one of the parties involved, has no idea what is going on.

"Ah."

"But this is work and we have to do it." Because looking at Fox's help, it seemed that he had agreed to come to the matter before.

"It's really hard work for you, General." Yaken, who didn't know the voice-over of the general, was very understanding and extracted the key information from these coquettish acts.

Anyway, it's just a delay, right?

Although the sword was awakened from slumber to maintain history, for these swords and swords, it feels really good to be trusted and trusted by the lord, and even act like a baby.

And... Mr. God Judge has really done too much work recently.

Even though he knew that those who can do more work, Yaken couldn't help but vent his anger on Fox Nosuke who existed as a sounding board.

After confirming that Yaken had understood the message he wanted to convey well, Asakura Asazawa nodded, finally showing a trace of fatigue, the sequelae of high-intensity brain use and tense nerves finally revealed.

Although mentally very excited, as a fragile beauty in a vase, Asakura Asazawa's body first sounded the alarm.

Sensing the general's fatigue, Yaken packed up the medicine box, "Then please take a good rest first, general."

Leave the rest to him.

The author has something to say:

Asazawa's new diary:

How should he make up for the 300-year-old novel~