I am also trying hard not to overturn the car today [Comprehensive Sword]

This four-player mahjong can be called an outstanding farce. Asakura Asazawa became the biggest winner under the two people's fighting against each other and the flood of a sword.

The seed that I discovered by accident has blossomed.

Moreover, this flower that blooms in the dark is especially in line with Asazawa's wishes. The figure between a boy and a young man makes this stern rose named Nakahara Chuya have a sense of thinness unique to a boy. The streamlined muscles on his body and the calluses on his palms gave off a dangerous aura.

So Asakura Asazawa decided to change the plan temporarily, he couldn't wait to see Mr. Mori Ogai who polished the rough stone into a shining diamond.

only……

He seems to have heard this name somewhere.

Osamu Dazai smiled, "Miss Asakura may have seen the boss's name in the newspaper news."

"That's it."

"Speaking of which, my former boss, the boss of Chuya's group, had an unknown hobby."

"Osamu Dazai!" Nakahara stopped him sharply. Although it is not difficult to collect the boss's hobbies if he has a little heart, Mr. Nakahara's lofty sense of morality still cannot tolerate others' smearing of the boss.

Even if this is true.

But how should I put it, it’s probably one thing against one thing. Mr. Dazai, who ate a certain single-celled slug to death, didn’t care about the threat of a little dwarf paper tiger, “Our boss likes young girls, when Chuya just joined the group The boss is very excited."

Any qualified parent should blow it up directly.

"Ah Sanriyue, did you hear that?" The angry voice was slightly surprised, "I just said that no one would hate women's clothing!"

"Yes, you are always right." Sanriyue even suggested, "If you want to see it, do you need to go down and change into women's clothes?"

In order to compete for favor, the old sword of Ping Anjing can be said to be unscrupulous in scaring the uninformed.

This scare included the cadres of the Central Plains, and in the chats with Asazawa in the past, Nakahara knew more or less the terrible dedication of these Token Fusangshen to the aunts of Honmaru.

But this is still an exaggeration.

On the contrary, the person concerned shook his head and refused, "No, I still prefer messy children like that, the little one is wearing a beautiful little skirt."

"The three-day moon is too big."

Even the rebuttals were tinged with limp complaints.

However, this is an entry point, "Dazai-san, tell me next time I bring my child, will I get closer to that boss in Chuya?"

"...Of course." Mr. Dazai began to wonder, is it because the current superiors don't have any strange hobbies and are ashamed to say that they are gangsters?

After handing over the oral liquid for a course of treatment delivered by Shikigami Express to Zhongya, after repeated instructions, he remembered to hand it over to his counselor Mr. Ozaki, and Asazawa had to leave.

As a catastrophe-level big monster who could cause irreparable damage to the glass-like fragile world with just a slight turn, even if Asazawa took the initiative to limit his power, he couldn't stay in the world for too long and let the earth go Come on, she's really just a child.

But as one of the compensations for accepting Sanriyue, there is this extra-long and durable trip to the world.

Of course, as an insider of the government of time.

With the rapid development of science and technology, the government of the time has also kept pace with the times in the selection of god judges after learning from past experience and lessons.

On the other hand, the current government of time is no longer as complete as it was when it was first established.

In other words, with the rapid development of science and technology, it is impossible for the government of the time to completely seal itself off. After all, the behavior of some crazy aunts is really crazy.

All bets are dead and the net is broken.

For example, Asakura Asazawa was fortunate enough to read a negative case that was still getting better and more popular after a few years when he was in the internal forum of the God Judge.

Asakura Asazawa extracted a summary from the nearly [-]-character water post posted by friends, and it roughly talked about a god-judgment being rejected for marriage proposal, and wanted to commit suicide by jumping off a building in grief and indignation.

This colleague probably read a lot of youth pain articles, very secondary, with a touch of sadness at a 45-degree angle, sitting on the Tokyo Tower and looking up at the sky. After knowing that his ex-girlfriend will come near the Tokyo Tower on this day, he decided to use it My own life is dedicated to this love that died without a disease.

Let him use his own blood to leave the last touch in Nanazi's life, at least he loved her.

This colleague's thoughts are very clear. Really, Ma Ze has never understood what the purpose of doing this is.

It's completely moral kidnapping.

Just because the girl didn't agree to his marriage proposal, she wanted to commit suicide in a fit of anger, and vowed to use this method to make the girl remember herself and let her know that someone once loved her with his life.

A typical series of moving yourself to disgust others.

Fortunately, this aunt probably has an acting personality, and she probably doesn't really want to die. Anyway, the knives who have been around Honmaru know this.

Just after my aunt jumped, Awataguchi-18 Masata Tentuan, with the max maneuver value, rushed forward.

Newton's coffin board was completely overwhelmed.

A lot of film and television materials have been left under the real-time broadcast of those who are interested, and even the government of the time cannot completely erase them.

So the existence of the Government of Time is no secret to those who have reached a certain height.

One of Maze's part-time jobs this time is to discuss cooperation issues with Mafia's top management. There are some shady things that they can't handle, so they just hand them over to these organizations that live on the dark side.

But as soon as he came to this world, the mascot, the god judge, ran away with his sister-in-law (bushi).

A staff member who knew a little bit about the inside story: "Sure enough, a beauty is a disaster."

With the appearance of Sanriyue, it is understandable that this god judge is so anxious.

But before the meeting was about to start, the mascot who had sneaked out had to go back.

After answering the phone, the beauty with unhappy written all over her body pursed her lips, and bid farewell to his children and Dazai sullenly.

Mikazuki bowed together in apology.

Tactfully rejecting Chuya's suggestion to give him a ride, Asakura Asazawa got into the black business car sent by the Tokino Government, "Then see you next time, Chuya, Dazai~"

"Bon Voyage."

Before the car slowly left, Osamu Dazai, who was leaning on the light pole by the roadside, fixed his eyes on the gift in return from Mr. Butler with some surprise.

It was a beautifully packaged book, or rather...

It was a dilapidated notebook that he kept as a treasure since he first saw a little man named Chuya Nakahara when he was 16 years old.

He was still laughing that some slug who only knew violence was so fresh.

That was the only time the rather bad-tempered little man didn't jump.

so……

Like a big cat who has discovered an interesting ball of yarn, Mr. Dazai has to admit that he is becoming more and more interested in the sudden appearance of Ms. Asakura by now.

Zhong Yuanzhong also lit a cigarette, but let the scarlet fire burn, his eyes were deep, and he issued a warning, "Dazai, that guy is a calamity."

"Hey, is this the advice Chuya gave me? I'm so touched~" The half-truth and half-false words came out of Dazai's mouth exaggeratedly, as exaggerated and affectionate as if he was performing an opera on a stage.

This is really an outstanding farce. The monster born from the disaster judges another monster as the disaster itself.

"It's true that I am a monster born from disaster." Zhongyuan Zhong never denied this point, and Mr. Zhongyuan on Leibo Street would not deny it, let alone forget it, so he agreed with this point of view, "But That guy is Calamity itself."

Osamu Dazai seemed really moved by his ex-partner's sudden concern.

The cigarette in Nakahara Chuya's hand was completely scrapped, and what was even more furious was that a certain culprit laughed even more happily.

"Then let me guess, that 'Miss Calamity' is from another world, right?"

Zhongyuan Zhong was also slightly taken aback, then understood immediately, and then corrected, "That guy is male, Dazai."

There was indescribable gloating in his tone.

As Osamu Dazai said, he understood every attack and even breathing of his former partner named Nakahara Chuya, and Nakahara Chuya also understood everything named Dazai Osamu.

He understands all darkness and light so well, it's like breathing.

Naturally, he is well aware of stepping on someone's painful foot.

Dazai was stunned and exclaimed repeatedly, "No way, Ms. Asakura is super punctual! And I have squeezed out the dates of the previous beautiful ladies for her. It would be wonderful if I died with such beauties .”

"It's a pity." This sentence is really without sincerity.

Lighting the cigarette again, Zhongyuan also spit out a smoke ring in the lingering smoke, his eyes were blurred. After a short time getting along and parting, Mr. Zhongyuan ignored the pair of shining dog eyes and prepared to go home to rest.

"Nakaya, that Asakura-san... no, is Mr. Asakura the same existence as you?"

"Ah...he's been like that since I can remember." So the answer is obvious.

Throwing away the cigarette butt that was about to burn his fingers, Nakahara Nakaya strode into the business car that Mafia had parked and waited quietly early in the morning and left.

The author has something to say:

Asazawa's new diary:

Wait, what are these two talking about?

August [-], those two double blacks who are always whispering with their unique codes.To celebrate the end of the college entrance examination, this chapter will drop a small red envelope~

And the incident of the strange man jumping off the building in this article was told by Xianyu’s grandmother. It’s probably because a man on our side broke up and wanted to get his ex-girlfriend back. He got him out and stood on the bridge. Proposal ring, say XX if you don't agree to marry me, I'll jump off from here.

I forgot about the follow-up, anyway, every time I think about it now, I feel super disgusting, this kind of moral kidnapping.