I am also trying hard not to overturn the car today [Comprehensive Sword]

Like an opened Pandora's Box, the original plan was just a small warm gathering in Honmaru, but after Asazawa took out a box of Erguotou, everything changed.

The first to fall is the little alcoholic who is drunk all day but almost no one knows how much he drinks.

It was like a signal for war.

It is said that curiosity killed the cat, and this sentence is also true for Toujian Fusangshen.

They were very curious about what it would be like to pour down a bottle of wine that was almost drunk without drinking.

After having the first person to eat crabs, more warriors took out the courage to go to the tiger mountain knowing that there are tigers in the mountain, and started to challenge with each other.

Jiro Tachi couldn't help but gulped down his elder brother's baijiu with full stamina, and knocked down the empress for a while.

The bear children who lost their guardians have completely let themselves go.

Just like dominoes, after one falls, it will only become more and more out of control.

In the end, the only one who was still awake was Asakura Asazawa who had declined the toasts from the children from the very beginning.

He got up from his seat, a delicate peony was blooming on the cuffs of a plain bathrobe, contradictory but very seductive, the night was originally a world of ghosts and gods.

Asakura Asazawa didn't want to suppress or suppress the spiritual energy all over his body that swelled so much that he couldn't sleep peacefully at all.

Then he stepped over the scattered little knives that fell on the ground, and even took the time to use his spiritual power to transform a huge thin blanket, spread it out and wrap it around, a large pile of little knives seemed to be sleeping. Like a kitten, it was grouped into a ball.

It's also fun.

Asawa looked at his masterpiece and came to this conclusion after a long time.

The slight sound of the paper door being pushed open interrupted Asazawa's boundless imagination. Yamabagiri, who had never shown his face since the beginning of the banquet, took off the sheet that everyone in Honmaru jokingly called the body, and revealed Apart from that pretty, feminine face, only the stretched redness at the corners of the eyes can give a glimpse of the sharpness of the sword.

He stood respectfully at the door, bent down, "It's time, Lord Asazawa."

"Ah, it's the quilt." The gentleness in the last second seemed to be a soft dream. The bright moon shone into the darkness, and that charming light dream disappeared. The tide was ebbing under the bright moon, revealing the hungry eyes of the beast, "Then let's go, don't make our old friend wait too long."

"Yes, my lord." As the original sword of the god-inspector, Yamabuaki has become accustomed to the little-known appearance of Asazawa-sama, or in other words, when Asazawa-sama appeared in front of him from the very beginning, this sama It's like a sharper sword than him.

It wasn't until the number of people in the pill gradually increased that the grown-up gradually softened his overly aggressive temperament and gradually became more rounded.

At the moment before leaving, Yamabuchi turned his head and took a look at the swords and Fusangshen who were lying on the ground. It was not until he got into the car that Yamabuki said in a small way, "Master Asazawa, you are really too It's funny."

The incoherent accusation of Asakura Asazawa understood, and he raised his eyebrows while sitting in the car sent by the Tokino Government, "Being caught is also an accomplice."

He clearly knew all his plans, but he didn't stop him.

So everyone is a bad boy.

When he first woke up, he learned that every aunt who came to Honmaru for the first time would have a Honosuke and an initial knife as standard equipment. Asazawa sighed helplessly when he saw Yamabagiri.

Okay, he got it, why did he choose Yamabugiri as his initial sword, he wouldn't be interested in changing his appearance if he was so awkward, but this kid's face...

It really looks like his first love.

Especially the short pale golden hair paired with the amber green eyes, it really reminded him of the first love that ended before it even started.

Oh, what a pain in the ass.

Using himself as a measure of others, Asazawa thought carefully if he was himself 300 years later, just how defenseless he would be in front of Yamabukiri with that guy's dazed appearance.

He never minds leaking out many irrelevant little secrets. After all, sometimes secrets revealed unintentionally can better reflect the person's defenselessness to the people around him.

This question is simply a question of giving points for gaining favorability.

But after the change of position, Yamabuchi, who has mastered many of his little secrets, is definitely one of the people Asazawa didn't want to see when he woke up.

It is a pity that on the night when he pretended to be sick, Yamabuchi slipped into his room and asked Asazawa what to do next.

After all, in the hundreds of years that Yamabagiri and Asakura-sama have worked together, every time Asazawa-sama pretended to be sick, he was preparing for something big.

Asakura Asazawa: ...

The logic of being caught by you is really in line with my thinking, but I am a little confused now_(:з」∠)_.

However, during the conversation, Yamabukiri also revealed some important information. Three months ago, the Tokino government expressed the hope that Asazawa would take over the Fusangshin whose situation was somewhat special.

"But you seemed to be busy investigating something at the time, so you pushed it over."

"That's it."

"Yes, but I heard that the government of the time can't wait any longer. They should appoint someone to take care of your body in the near future."

Asakura Asazawa: The current politics are hot, and even paid sick leave is reluctant to grant a few more days.

But as a little fairy who loves beauty and pays attention to his image, he would never say such words.

So he smiled, smiled again, and finally rubbed his temples to finalize the final plan with Yamabuchiri.

Instead of waiting for the order from the government of the time, it is better to take the initiative to attack.

So, "I think May 5th is a good day."

The topic jumped a bit, but Yamabuchi felt that he could still keep up, so after reviewing the arrangements for the day in his mind, he nodded decisively, "Yes, I understand."

Token Fusangshen, who can be treated so seriously by the government of time, should not be underestimated, and there are too many mysteries surrounding it, so that even if Asazawa wants to peel off the cocoon, he is a bit at a loss for a while .

Faced with a messy ball of yarn, if you want to find the fastest solution, the best way is to cut it directly.

The short answer is crude but the effect is powerful.

Adhering to the principle of saying more, making more mistakes, the fewer people who know about this matter, the better, so ah.

The knife spirits of Honmaru are also gods after all. Although they are Fusangshen at the end of the three thousand gods, there is a trace of divinity separated from the body, even the five tigers who do not drink alcohol, the ordinary ordinary Alcohol is almost impossible for them.

That's why they reacted violently after the little alcoholic was knocked down by a bottle of baijiu.

It's as if one day you get drunk just drinking plain water without moving, which makes people feel incredible.

The curious little cats finally couldn't restrain their eager paws.

Don't be cowardly, just drink!

There is only one problem. As a little fairy fish, how could Asakura Asazawa keep a large box of Erguotou in his treasure storehouse?

Speaking out, he Xihai Yuba doesn't want to lose face.

If the group of mischievous little guys were a little more careful, they would have discovered that the case of wine that Asakura Asazawa asked Candlestick to bring in was actually Sanwu wine that was not even produced by the manufacturer.

Of course, Ma Ze wasn't crazy enough to use liquor blended with alcohol to harm his children.

It's just a little spirit wine.

As I said before, Asazawa was a beautiful clownfish when he was a child. After the cruel reality was exposed by the old monsters in his hometown, even though his father also comforted his little fairyfish later, when he reached the awakening period It will be like magic, and it will look better with a swish.

But Ma Ze, who suddenly changed from a little fairyfish with good self-awareness to a clownfish that he didn't even want to look at, felt a big gap in his heart.

Compared with the distant awakening period, the little 'ugly' fish with MAX mobility will never sit still.

He began to actively save himself.

I heard that pearls from the East China Sea are ground into powder and applied on the face every day to make him white. Very good, he took the group of sea monsters behind him who knew that they had caused trouble and followed the cubs as background boards to brush it off. He went to the East China Sea to loot the 500-year-old Dongzhu in the East China Sea.

Asawa, who is very strict, also requires that it must be 500 years old, and said something that even today, those Haizhong Yiba who have lived for an unknown number of years can wake up from their dreams every time they think of it.

A 500-year-old Dongzhu, if one year is added or one month is missing, it will not be considered 500 years old.

Under the coercion of the Great Demon King, the sea monsters had to run behind the little prince to act as bodyguards: ...

What evil did they do at that time, why did they watch the excitement when the old octopus transformed the water mirror and didn't stop it.

Now it's all right, the fire is on me.

Complaining about the trouble and regret, but the old monsters in the deep sea really love their little prince.

It's not just the kind that is forced by the coercion of the Great Demon King, because the arrival of Ma Ze brings the kind of joy that only belongs to teenagers to the dark world that has been silent for tens of thousands of years under the sea.

Therefore, the 500-year Dongzhu is the 500-year Dongzhu.

The sea monsters that could trigger a tsunami level with just a little movement, curled up and knocked on the doors of mussels in the East China Sea from door to door in order to show their friendliness.

——Sorry to bother you, how old is your Zhuzi this year?

The author has something to say:

Asazawa's new diary:

Hee hee, let me say that I am a little fairy fish who is loved by thousands of people╭(╯^╰)╮

A good manuscript box, it will be gone if it says no _(:з」∠)_.