I am a cat reborn

As soon as she saw the black cat that day, Lin Xiaoju seduced the stupid cat boy to her sofa with a very horny look.If you want to ask why it is not a bed, this...of course the sofa is closer than the bed.

And then just at the finishing touches! ! !

Lin Xiaoju realized one thing, that for cats, maybe there really is no so-called QX.Seeing the black cat licking him, kissing him and planning to go into battle with a gun, Lin Xiaoju almost struggled like a woman on an anti-Japanese TV series who met a Japanese devil who said "flower girl" with a smirk. Called QJ.

Y is on fire and doesn't want to get hurt, so what's the best way?

What else could there be?

Lin Xiaoju worked hard while comforting the black cat to ask him to be patient and then waited on him in various ways, and at the same time worked hard to do enough drama by herself, and then it became a thing.

Playing clapping games with black cats is really cool, but QX is too unsatisfactory.

But everything can be learned, nothing is a problem!

The next day, Lin Xiaoju made a detailed schedule for Black Cat.

details as follows:

09:00-10:30 Wake up, have breakfast, go to the vegetable market or supermarket

10:30-12:00 Learn to cook and eat lunch by the way (learn human table manners)

12:00-14:00 Learning Two-dimensional culture

14:00-18:00 Learning about human culture (content: reading)

18:00-19:30同10:30的课程

19:30-22:00 Learn how to perfectly handle the relationship between husband and wife (content: watch calcium tablets)

22:00-02:00 Practical class or course continuation (determined by Lin Xiaoju's busy schedule)

Looking at this schedule, Lin Xiaoju felt that it was perfect!

However, since the black cat should go to handle household registration and other matters on the first day, Lin Xiaoju decided to temporarily cancel the class before 18:00.

Lin Xiaoju ran a lot of places with the black cat, and finally filled out a lot of forms and returned home at nearly 17:00. Lin Xiaoju was so exhausted that she collapsed on the sofa.

He falsely claimed that the black cat was his lost brother, anyway, he tried to lie as much as he could, but fortunately, people believed him anyway.Confused about what the black cat should be called, but thinking that her own name is not very high, Lin Xiaoju decided to let the black cat not choose a name that is too high-profile. It seems that the level of the two is too different, so the message The name he wrote for the black cat on the Internet is: Lin Xiaohei.

A little orange and a little black, in fact, they are more like brothers.It was the window staff who handled business for them, when they saw their names, which were obviously worse than the names of the vegetable market, they cast a sympathetic look at them.

Originally, she wanted to teach the black cat how to cook and serve her afterward, but Lin Xiaoju felt so tired that she didn't bother to cook, so she turned on her phone and ordered a takeaway.

Lazy, Lin Xiaoju turned on the projector at home, and not long after the projector started, Lin Xiaoju lazily moved the computer on the table that was not turned off, opened a folder, and selected a few of them that seemed to suit his appetite calcium tablets.

Lin Xiaoju didn't dare not choose the right one, if someone accidentally showed the black cat something serious and used it on him, then he would really be so miserable that he couldn't cry every day.

"Ahem, just watch this today and study hard and take notes. Next time we do that kind of thing, I will spot check your study results."

Lin Xiaoju said shamelessly what seemed serious, and the black cat thought too naively. After hearing Lin Xiaoju's words, he nodded seriously.

"I see, I will study hard and make you satisfied."

In fact, the black cat wanted to say that he liked Lin Xiaoju's initiative, but... After all, the future is long, isn't it?Serve Lin Xiaoju first, and a lot of good fortune is waiting for him in the future.Anyway, the little idea of ​​the black cat has been successful every time. Thinking about it... this time it should be more or less the same.

The author has something to say:

I'm afraid it will be harmonized! ! !hug yourself shivering