I am a cat reborn

Lin Xiaoju woke up because someone kept harassing him while he was asleep. Lin Xiaoju kicked his short legs in protest, but whether the other party saw Lin Xiaoju's dissatisfaction is aside for the time being. Lin Xiaoju only knew that her legs were so painful after kicking them twice that she almost cried.

Well, it is true that he didn't cry father or mother, what he shouted was "□□", and what came out of his mouth was a fierce cat meow.

Lin Xiaoju opened her eyes, glaring at Zhu Qing, the bastard who was tossing herself in various ways, and saw Zhu Qing muttering while bathing him: "Why is there white stuff flowing from Xiaoju's ass? come out."

Immediately, Lin Xiaoju seemed to have been struck by lightning. His body was stiff and he let Zhu Qing wash his butt very carefully. After Zhu Qing dried his hair, he came back to his senses. Then he glared fiercely at the culprit.

It's so embarrassing, okay?

After being messed up by her incumbent and then cleaned up by her former crush, Lin Xiaoju just wants to say "hehehe".

Limping like a cripple, Lin Xiaoju walked up to the black cat with the face of "my wife was played by another man", resisting the pain from his two short legs, he The leg kicked the black cat in the face.

"Damn rascal! Trying to fuck you and me to death with your dick!"

Anyway, Zhu Qing couldn't understand cat language. Lin Xiaoju yelled at the black cat unceremoniously. Would a good husband get mad because his wife lost his temper and slapped him twice?At least Black Cat isn't.

The black cat looked at Lin Xiaoju, to be precise, at the red and swollen thing Lin Xiaoju was showing with his back facing him, he swallowed, and his eyes flickered.

"sorry."

The black cat put on a pitiful look, but Lin Xiaoju was a little at a loss as if she had done something wrong.

Lin Xiaoju wagged her tail in embarrassment, lay down on the mat and secretly glanced at the black cat. The black cat looked more and more pitiful, which made Lin Xiaoju's conscience uneasy.

"It's my fault, I just like you too much, so... If you really hate it, at most... I will bear it in the future..."

After talking about it, Lin Xiaoju looked at the black cat like that and seemed to be about to cry, complaining about this girly meow in her heart, Lin Xiaoju wondered if she really wouldn't let the black cat slap, cough, let alone Lin Xiaoju What about Ju's physical problems? This black cat probably wants to squat in the corner every day to grow mushrooms.

At first, Lin Xiaoju held back her last bottom line not to get angry, and agreed to play clapping games happily with the black cat, just to prevent this girly meow from evolving into a resentful woman!If he had clapped his hands, he would have evolved into a resentful woman, Lin Xiaoju, who would soon lose money! ?

Lin Xiaoju's brain checked countless possibilities like a computer in just a few seconds, and the results were all "girly meow → bitter woman meow", plus this black cat...

Ahem, this look... really pitiful.

"Forget it, forget it, since he just got rid of his virginity, it's probably because he was too excited. Forgive him."

Lin Xiaoju glanced at the black cat with pitiful and sympathetic eyes, his heart finally softened and softened, but the naive Lin Xiaoju didn't seem to expect that everything was actually planned by the black cat.